>Sings a whole musical number about how Hell is in shambles with people literally dying around her

>Sings a whole musical number about how Hell is in shambles with people literally dying around her
>Walks into an empty room
>"Ooh, creepy"

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still want the original design and outfit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a different one?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think what makes it difficult for me to like this show is that I'm expected to, on some level, take it seriously. It's whole existence isn't a pisstake. And I can't take it seriously because it genuinely wants me to look at a buncha demons, sinners, gods, angels and the literal daughter of Satan, and watch them behave like downtown highschoolers.
    This is a common issue with a lot of shows, especially recently, people who don't know and cannot conceive of anything beyond their mundane, quirky, modern downtown Ameican Metropolitan city life, cannot write anything that isn't essentially that life, just with another coat of paint.
    Fantasy becomes "downtown New York if there was magic", Sci-fi becomes "The girls from my book club in Florida now have 3 eyes and we use portals to gossip about what Becky did yesterday", and a story about hell is "My highschool experience except it's tinged red"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What fricking shows are you watching?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get what you're saying but ultimately this "genre" of urbanite youth stories with some fantasy coat of paint has it's audience

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Satanists lack situational awareness which is why they need to bombard you from early childhood on with Hollywood propaganda so you understand their point of view.
      Once you realize the Earth is a colony and their leader, Lucifer, is living on borrowed time you'll finally understand why they have to antagonize angels.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's called exploring that life through abstraction. If you weren't a total autistic, you would understand that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically, Californians are known to lack abstraction.
        You can gauge a person's ability by their insistence on definitions. Autists absolutely need definitions to navigate their life.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People outside literally eating one another
    >Someone making a joke about being a violent sadist to another person. (Thank god they made sure he said he was consenting to it! Phew! Dodged that rape fetishization bullet)
    >A dude literally flashes Charlie in that song
    >But the empty room is "creepy"
    I am even surprised they built an embassy down there, or the fact no one has egged it or turned it into a Portland courthose covered in graffiti daily.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You throw a rock at the embassy
      >The embassy throws it back at your with bigger forever

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fear of the unknown is the strongest fear there is

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vaggie is soooooooooooo boring

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because an empty clean room has more sinister implications in Hell
    It means some overlord lives there and is controlling enough to not give up that place for anarchy

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor jobbed
    Lucifer won.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      arent they both manlets

      • 3 months ago
        User

        >(...) a pejorative term referring to men who are below average height who attempt to emphasise their masculinity through body building.

        I don't see how Alastor would fit the description.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah I'm glad someone else noticed this. It makes no sense, but it's like an obligatory reaction the relatable protagonist is supposed to have so that the viewer knows how to feel. The foreboding music and tension-building direction should already be enough to do that job, you don't need the character to spell that shit out. Unironically it's moments like this that contribute to Hazbin looking juvenile because this is something a kids' show would do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the only way to have a quiet, peaceful, empty space in somewhere as chaotic and anarchic as hell is if that place is the den of something powerful and dangerous enough that sinners don't dare to disturb
      It's the same energy shift as when the jungle goes quiet

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