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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude you had a cigarette with in a hospital stairwell shows up, beats up your landlord and you get into his car full of beer cans and a half chugged vodka handle
    do women really?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      something something bbc

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah thats you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always hated when she shows up to the movie. I feel like they could have cut her entire character out of the movie and the same point would come across. It comes to a grinding halt whenever she appears

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    And now for the chaser.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one has ever done this.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally just did. I'm drunk right now.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm doing it right now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i actually did this during the most extreme part of my drinking, except i was more paranoid so i'd wait until i'd driven off a bit.
      getting down that first gulp of liquor is absolute relief when you're withdrawing. total body relaxation to the point that it usually prompts an immediate poop. not a "shit in your pants" situation but once you get to the toilet it's a blowout.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would have thought that any person would vomit if they chugged vodka like that

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          regular vodka? yeah
          but there's this cotton candy vodka that just tastes like ice cream and you can chug it without even throwing it up.

          it's probably pretty dangerous though

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds dangerous to me
            there is this white wine that is local to my area that is sweet like some fruit juice
            I could drink liters of that in no time and get blackout drunk because I couldn't "feel" the alcohol at all but it was 12% I think
            not crazy strong, but it can knock you out

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i was putting down a liter + a day of vodka alongside a bunch of those 99schnapps minis that are kinda like what

          regular vodka? yeah
          but there's this cotton candy vodka that just tastes like ice cream and you can chug it without even throwing it up.

          it's probably pretty dangerous though

          mentioned

          i'd vomit very infrequently - anyone who's taken shots knows that sometimes they go down smooth and sometimes they hit you wrong and make you immediately nauseous

          the only thing unrealistic is he didn't jam his car key into the pour regulation cap to pop that b***h off and get a real swig

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the only thing unrealistic is he didn't jam his car key into the pour regulation cap to pop that b***h off and get a real swig
            I do this

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              i was putting down a liter + a day of vodka alongside a bunch of those 99schnapps minis that are kinda like what [...] mentioned

              i'd vomit very infrequently - anyone who's taken shots knows that sometimes they go down smooth and sometimes they hit you wrong and make you immediately nauseous

              the only thing unrealistic is he didn't jam his car key into the pour regulation cap to pop that b***h off and get a real swig

              why would you do this?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why indeed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >total body relaxation to the point that it usually prompts an immediate poop
        this with me but with coffee instead
        maybe im addicted
        damn

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it really does feel like a monster is consuming me
        i've never seen the written perspective of chocolate milk before

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >budweiser
    this is how you know he hit the very rock bottom btw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      only men who drink Pabst Blue Ribbon have their shit together

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this from Flight?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but also I just really need a fricking drink

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?feature=shared&t=1100

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ages 14 and up
        lost

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to drink liquor and walk around the city tonight

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel so much better after one sip it's insane

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt he just stop drinking?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if he was continuing a multi-day, week, month long binge, he would be far less capable when sobering up than when maintaining.
      withdrawal strips you of basic human functions. can't eat, can't sleep, can't read, can't go to the bathroom, no fine motor skills, limited general motor function, loss of equilibrium, shakes, sweats, chills, loss of focus - both the literal involuntary crossing of your eyes and the inability to maintain a train of thought, and like fifteen other things.
      get 3-4 drinks in you and you're right as rain.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      8 days dry and cocaine free. I'm enjoying it so far.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so dumb. You do realize you immediately fail when your raise your glass of champagne at 00:00?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only do /druk/ on the weekends please stop

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    DRUK BROS.... tonight is the night.
    I will become druk

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH WHAT A LIFE

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't had a drink all year lads. Wanna Keep it going

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's impressive anon
      you should treat yourself to a bottle of gin

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finished it on NYE. Have vodka, kahlua, whisky, rum, and minttuu.

        Feels good to be sober

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take a swig of vodka you homosexual. Do it.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drink alcohol
    >become even more self conscious

    what am i doing wrong bros

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      caring.
      you still care, and that means you have hope.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gave up drinking during the weekdays
    Im fricking bored bros

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