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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit are you guys all upside down or am I?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on how drunk you are

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    STRAYA CUUUUUNT

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do people get addicted to alcohol lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did you get addicted to dicks?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's not even that great. One of the few times I drank a lot at a party I puked for 3 hours after and it sucked. A nice drink is great every now and then when hanging with friends or on a group hike but drinking alone or making it a regular thing removes all the fun.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >making it a regular thing removes all the fun.
        No shit, alcoholics aren't after fun, they use it to numb their brains so they can't think about the things they are avoiding. And the things they are trying to hide from probably aren't even external things, but internal, like how insecure you are, or how much you hate yourself. You drink until you aren't able to think those things anymore, and it feels good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >He said, posting on Cinemaphile.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What are you implying? That I'm using this website in a similar fashion? Even if I was, it's way better than drinking. Not sure what your point was.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              lol you know exactly what my point was. You don't get to judge anyone when posting here.
              I will continue to chase vodka with lemon iced-tea and you will continue to be a homosexual.
              As you were.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What? I was an alcoholic myself, I speak from experience. You're extremely defensive because you know you have a problem. Just saying.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You're extremely defensive because you know you have a problem
                Is this your first /druk/ thread? No one here is in denial. This is what we do. It's one of the last enjoyable threads on Cinemaphile. If you see an OP with Denzel flying a plane, you'll find us.
                I don't consider it a drinking problem. It's a drinking solution.
                You didn't seethe-post when I called you a homosexual, so you're alright.
                Welcome to /druk/.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stop running from yourself, please. Do something that changes your environment. For me it was becoming an emt that cured my misery and autism.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You drink until you aren't able to think those things anymore, and it feels good.
          I used to do this with weed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have to have enough problems that becoming so drunk you can't think straight is preferrable to just existing. But that's true for more people than you realize.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You realize alcohol makes you feel good and it slowly spirals from there

      Early 20s, have a few beers after work. Buzzed and happy.

      Then you find the "sweet spot" after 6 shots of whiskey, wow suddenly everything is fricking awesome. You ride that high for a while until it takes 7 shots, 8, 9, etc. as your tolerance goes up.

      By your early 30s you're downing a handle at least 2 nights a week, trying to recapture that feeling.

      But you always end up overshooting it and getting blackout drunk instead. Spend the next day hungover saying "I'll get there next time"

      Whenever you're not drinking, you're thinking about how much better you'd feel if you WERE drunk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i got addicted to cocaine. Best years of my life

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Any stories?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Welp, im a bit drunk right now but heres the gist of it

          >had to work in rural china for a while
          >got a guy that smuggled shit over there, went to parties with him, scored 8balls and some gals
          >anyways, took a local girl, fricked and went to sleep
          >next morning i got in a cab, but got kiddnapped by the local gang, locked and roughed me for about an hour, they even took me back all fricked up back to my hotel
          >i reported it to the police but they didnt believe me
          >called my embassy, and the next morning i met with the local police and some guys from the government maybe secret service or some shit
          >they apparenyly found the guys and wanted me to identify them as long as i kept everything quiet with my embassy
          >sat down with the hotel owner and the govt, told them i got mugged right outside their hotel, the owner said he found the guys and for $5000 dollars i could do what ever i wanted to the guys, told them i had to see them first
          >they brought them in, they werent at all the fricks that kidnapped me, the govt guys took them out and spoke to the manager and told me to go to my room
          >years later, through a contact i found out the guy in the taxi and the girl got an 11 year sentence
          >anyways, i told my girlfriend about the incident, showed her photos of the girl and tolm me
          >"yeah, she's got nice breasts!"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Chinese police asking you pick out a chink from a lineup
            lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'll be honest with you dawg this sounds made up but I like the effort

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >rural chinese girl
            >nice breasts
            Least believable part of the story

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            unironic kino, would watch, post more

            >making it a regular thing removes all the fun.
            No shit, alcoholics aren't after fun, they use it to numb their brains so they can't think about the things they are avoiding. And the things they are trying to hide from probably aren't even external things, but internal, like how insecure you are, or how much you hate yourself. You drink until you aren't able to think those things anymore, and it feels good.

            >And the things they are trying to hide from probably aren't even external things, but internal, like how insecure you are, or how much you hate yourself.
            I'm not at the level of an actual alcoholic (yet) but I definitely have these issues and it's worst at night when I'm trying to sleep. My brain won't shut up and it's miserable. Being drunk or downing nyquil to just knock me out ends up being preferable to dealing with the thoughts. Having the TV on works, too, but not as well.

            also after coke I absolutely cannot sleep because my mind starts racing. it's pretty scary.

            lol you know exactly what my point was. You don't get to judge anyone when posting here.
            I will continue to chase vodka with lemon iced-tea and you will continue to be a homosexual.
            As you were.

            calm down anon

            subtitlers should had a blast and put the subtitles upsidedown too.

            kek

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >calm down anon
              Calming down.
              Calmed down. What can I do for you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ask not what you can do for me, ask what you can do for yourself, anon. There's no saving me anyway

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he shoulda been like
    >I'm gonna invert the plane!!! hold my beer!!!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flight control, we have no bord service today, I want to declare an emergency

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why cant you just drink in moderation like normal people
    I dont understand, why waste money on drinking an amount that wont produce any chemical effect? Do normies just drink beer for its taste or something?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >try to drink the vodka
    >it's upside down so it spills over the floor
    >try to play switch
    >it flies out the window

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THROW MY CONSOLE RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drank the paradisse

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We're drunk as frick.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    subtitlers should had a blast and put the subtitles upsidedown too.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CAPTAIN I CAN'T DRINK UPSIDE DOWN

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