https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12570815/Sir-Michael-Gambon-dies-aged-82-Family-says-legendary-actor-passed-away-peacefully-hospital.html
Sir Michael Gambon dies aged 82
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12570815/Sir-Michael-Gambon-dies-aged-82-Family-says-legendary-actor-passed-away-peacefully-hospital.html
Wrong actor
KEK
>its real
fug
>fug
why? he lived a good long life and died peacefully. That's like the dream.
If he was younger or died in agony somehow, that's a fug. Or if you knew him personally enough to miss him in your daily life.
The mexicans got it right, celebrate the life, don't torture yourself over the death
>passed calmly
So he went kicking and screaming? Thats nice to know
I feel bad for laughing at this.
kek
You sons of b***hes.
MY FRICKING SIDES
>AHHH! AHHHH! I'M FRICKING DYING, I'LL CEASE TO EXIST, NOTHINGNESS AWAITS ME AND I'LL NEVER ENJOY THE SIMPLE PLEASURES OF LIFE AGAIN! IT FRICKING HURTS!
he said calmly
i dont get it
Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore's reaction in book vs. movie scene, newbie. Aka. half the jokes on this sticky right now
uh okay
i dunno i dont browse tv often the only real harry potter meme i know is the one posted on Cinemaphile about being trained to read stephen king
I'm glad I don't get the joke, it means I don't watch the same garbage as you lot.
it means you don't read
>AHHHH SHIT HARRRRY!!! IM FRICKING DYING!!!!!!!
>AAAUUUUUUGGHH WHY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET YOU FRICKING SON OF A.... AAUAUAUAUUAFGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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kek what a fight that must have been
LMAO
Rest in peace!
nice
/pol here, who are th israelites of Harry potter? i remember some little bastards with big noses and long ears
literally goblins
And the last of the Colovian Emperors has found peace in afterlife
Well memed, I hope he’d enjoy the “he said calmy” joke.
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For the newfriends
Bravo Rowling
rip Gambo
Rest in power, calmly
F
Lel
> DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THAT FRICKING GOBLET AND MAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOU AGAIN? MEET ME I THE CAR PARK
Tsmt
omg you cant do that
jej
I don’t know if he was aware of the meme but I like to think that he approved
Oh you
Pottery
toasting in epic bread
YES YES WELL DONE SLYTHERIN WELL DONE
SIDES GONE
well done Cinemaphile well done
can you not?
Kekus
Holy fricking shit.
Never change Cinemaphile
Include me in the screencap
Fricking hell put me in the screen cap
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How do you do that
rtl byte order marks?
I feel sick
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHAT DID YOU DO YOU israeli FRICK?
lel
Winrar
GG.
Based!
not even remotely funny
Put me in the screencap
Holy shit
lmfao
EPIC REDDIT QUOTE GAMERS
Well done fourchannel, well done!
based
>sources say his last (calm) words were Why Double You En Bee Ay Double You
What did he mean by this???
It’s almost like life writes itself
F
nice
ACK he said calmly
Let it be remembered to all archive perusers that I, Anonymous, was also present and was rather amused by these two comments.
do NOT put me in the screencap
Oh fugggg
frick you he said calmly
put me in the screencap
he died calmly
I really shouldn't laught at this... however
I thought he died years ago
Is this Dumbledore II?
Yes, the first two movies were richard harris, who was dying of leukemia the entire time.
>leukemia
yeah just like eazy e
He passed the hiv test with flying colors
>I thought he died years ago
He did. Snape killed him.
>Sir Michael Gambon dies aged 82
He said calmly
Sticky, you fricking useless jannies
dumb frick. why should court jester homosexuals who deserve to be laughed at deserve a sticky you dumb c**t? stop it with ur gay ass worshiping.
i swear we need a actor&actresses board. shit like this has nothing to do with movies and television
Have a (you)
Try being a bit less obvious next time
>i swear we need a actor&actresses board
Anon, that would be a bigger mistake than making a Vtuber board. Don't you remember the Waifu Wars?
Dont worry. Mod will Pin the thread of some literally who
>melissa lauren
nice
>wah the jannies didn't sticky my homosexual celeb worshipping in two minutes
have a nice day, homosexual OP. I know it's you begging to be stickied before another thread gets it. So pathetic.
ten points to slytherin
POSTING IN STICKY BEFORE STICKY
he said calmly
cue endless gifs of the wizards shooting their wands into the sky
Damn.
> POTTEEEERRRR THE SAINTS OF HEAVEN HAVE CAST ME INTO THE FIREY PITS OF HELL FOR THAT STUNT YOU PULLED IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
>POTTERRRRRR DID YOU SPREAD MY ASHES INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE
I never heard of this Harry Potter movie
Lel
It's an OVA.
>I never heard of this Harry Potter movie
Anon, please ...
AI's gotten pretty good at drawing brits, they look just like the real ones
Sneed
Welcome to the Layer Cake, son
RIP king
Richard Harris was better
I will never forget.... his appearance on Top Gear
This is what I remember him for, he was the namesake of the final corner of the Top Gear test track
Wasn't he the slowest driver to do the lap or something? And he went on two wheels on the final corner I think, which is why they named it after him?
i thought gambon was an actual word to do with driving
>The final turn before the finish line is "Gambon" in honour of Sir Michael Gambon, who completed the turn on two wheels in episode 8 of Series 1.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear_test_track
He wasn't the slowest though, although maybe he was at the time he drove, but the full list has several people slower than him, including former Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The two slowest were Terry Wogan and Richard Whiteley, both of whom also passed away. RIP.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear_test_track
He drove his car, calmly.
you have to make me drink cum Harry, I will try to stop you but you have to do this
I don't remember if this is the same actor
>no dullest pasta
It's over.
haven't seen it for quite some time
You haven't seen it cause the trannie jannies keep deleting it. Can't make fun of the only book series they ever read.
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F
F
He passed away calmly in his sleep
Well, we knew it had to happen eventually. F for the wizard king, he was in a lot of great dramatic roles as well.
Richard Harris died better.
>AWGH FU-
myocarditis is a b***h, rip big man
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Huh, I just realized he didn't play Chuck in BCS.
We need all dumbledore pasta we have
>"I've never much liked the Muggle form of transportation, Harry," Dumbledore said calmly, "but I must say, perhaps I have judged things harshly."
>Harry sits in the passenger seat as the headmaster carefully navigates the empty neighborhood streets.
>"I much prefer disapparating, HOWEVER," he adds, "the comfort of these seats are better on an aging bod-"
>The headmaster pauses as he sees something through his half-moon spectacles.
>Harry looks up in concern.
>"Professor?" he asks.
>He notices his eyes narrowing.
>Harry looks in the same direction.
>Draco Malfoy, on a bicycle, riding in the bike lane.
>"Strap yourself in, Harry," the headmaster orders.
>He stretches his leg onto the accelerator before Harry can even tighten his seatbelt.
>"ACCELERATO CAGUS RAGUS!!!!!!" Dumbledore yells calmly, slamming his foot down all the way.
>In just three seconds, the Land Rover goes from 0 to 100 and barrels down the street, swerving directly into the bike lane.
>Draco has no time to react as he sees the blood-red eyes of the man who cucked Slytherin out of every House Cup.
>The vehicle slams into him and his bicycle at full force, throwing his mangled body sixty feet away. The skin from his body peels off as he slides across the asphalt.
>Dumbledore pulls up beside Draco's twitching, broken body as he gurgles blood from his throat.
>"SIX MILLION DEMERIT POINTS FOR SLYTHERIN!" he screams calmly. "ACCIO LICENCE! ACCIO WAND! ACCIO OTHER LICENCE!"
>The last thing Draco sees is the back wheel burning out and suddenly racing towards his broken face.
>He stretched his leg onto the accelerator
Kek
Very good.
>yells calmly
>screams calmly
Fricking kek
"Cyclists" are such massive gays. Good on him.
He was the worst Dumbledore anyway
shit taste
Yeah I remember when the first Dumbledore dying was regarded as a total tragedy
ST PETER DID YOU PUT MY NAME IN THE LAKE OF FIRE?!??
So Slytherin won?
F. Gambon Corner lives on in his memory .
Not for long, they're gonna bulldoze the airfield including the track to build 1800 flats
Source?
When?
tell me youre a troll please
RIP gandalf
Snape kills Dumbledore!
>OH JESUS, I'M GOING! HOLD MY HAND, I'M SCARED!
>I... THERE SHOULD BE ANGELS, A WHITE LIGHT, BUT I SEE NOTHING BUT BLACKNESS...
>HELP ME, IN GOD'S NAME, JESUS, HELP ME!
>I SEE DEMONS! THEY ARE AT THE DOOR! OH CHRIST, NO!
>DON'T LET ME GO WITH THEM, PLEASE, SAVE ME...
Said Dumbledore, calmly.
>peacefully
>not calmly
L bozo :skull:
>just as they are offering a new covid vaccine
Hmmm
there's no conspiracy to kill old gay wizards in order to get you to get the vax, schizo
Are the Harry Potter movies good? I haven't watched any of them.
They're slop
first two are good kids movies, third is a good teen movie. The rest are melodramatic shit.
That depends. Are you a woman?
>women don't even like the only good harry potter, 3
Embarrassing
Agreed. Deathly Hallows 2 is way gangy, Prisoner of Azkaban is thug shit. Other than that it'a not a bad list, just take out Hidden Figures. I could also use more Tim Burton stuff... Like Alice in Wonderland or Dark Shadows type shit
I'm a fricking woman. I do love Platoon though, could also use Goodfellas instead of Casino, replace Remember the Titans with Blindside, Any Given Sunday is fine as well.
>Goodfellas instead of Casino
YWNBAW
You will never be a woman
>Woman list: Sound of Music, Beauty and the Beast, rest is shit
>Man list: Certified kino
Which of you little shits are ranking Tangled low
First thing I thought of when I saw the list, the movie is sovl and deserves better ratings from men
kek, Women ranked Taare Zameen Par low ?!! It's a movie about caring for autistic children and loving your child even if he/she doesn't fulfil your expectations.
>Hidden Figures in anyone's top 200 movies
how
Media praised it, ergo the conforming gender liked it.
I found it funny lately how the men at work are getting more and more pissed at the politicians while the women are still on "they don't deserve that, what if it was your relative getting that abuse" mentalities.
I am now, but I wasn't a few years ago.
All the movies are all good in their own ways don't listen to the morons replying to you. Why the frick haven't you watched Harry Potter? They marathon it on the television every year, it was always one of the only things worth watching
Watch them and praise them as much as possible to shit on the globohomosexual remakes that are coming soon
Half Blood Prince is not good.
Why does Dua look good sometimes and ugly other times?
She’s not white
Only if you started watching them when you were 10ish when they came out in theaters in the early 2000s. You had to have the mob hype with it to fully grasp how cultural it was. Zoomers watching it now on streaming app won't get the same feeling so will likely get bored with the old movies.
1-3 are fine. if you like em watch more. 1 and 2 are very classical kid fabtasy moviea and 3 is almost a dark fantasy coming of age film with good cinematography
there's not a single bad entry in the franchise, it has a very high quality overall, so it comes down to personal preference which ones people like or not
1) Shot like a really high-budget TV-movie, watch for the whimsy and the adult actors
2) Action-packed kino with incredible set design, perfectly embodies the spirit of the first two books
3) Giga-kino, but nothing like the first two films
4) Directed by the guy who did Four Weddings and a Funeral, so there's a lot of (good) humour. Solid action in places and overall pretty kino, however it's only superficially like the book, a lot is left out.
5) Solid, high point is Umbridge and the final ~15 minutes
6) Washed-out-colour-grading kino
7.1) Bleak-kino
7.2) Pretty much non-stop action, but has a few key emotional moments that elevate it.
pirates of the caribbean series is pretty comparable in quality i think.
emma is cuter than keira thoug.
1 and 2 are magical (LAUGH TRACK HERE), 3's overrated but quite good.
There's two quality gap after those 3. First one is small: group is 4 is a decent fantasy sports movie, 5 is a mid-tier "I hate the principal!" school movie; Second one is big:The other 3 films are loose-end and plot wrap-ups for the other 5 films, and imo can without any guilt be watched at 2x speed if you just wanna know how it ends.
It lumbers its way to a meh conclusion.
first three are good. they'll make you feel like a young kid again. especially if you were in elementary school when the books and first 2 movies came out as most schools let you read them for class/homework. theres no comparable franchise but funny enough kids in the 80s got to experience something similar with that young sherlock movie. its the only other movie that has that same feeling and thats because the l director of the first harry potter movie also directes that movie which set the tone foe the following 3 harry potter movies. agter that they start to feel like slop trying to cater to blockbuster consumers and every aspect of the original 3 were gone. its basically your typical action blockbuster set in harry potter world.
meant writer not director. seriously if anyone hasnt watched young sherlock holmes yet then do so if you liked harry potter. they even shot some scenes in the same university
They range in quality due to varying directors and writers.
The whole series is worth watching though for the excellent character arcs, and some great performances by really good actors.
STICKY
he said calmly
we need a sticky with the dullest franchise pasta as the op
If only Alan Rickman was still alive for an obligatory "Snape killed Dumbledore" joke
I got confused for a second wondering why an old article was being reposted
Frick that queer Harry Potter gay shit. My boy Gambon was better in things like pic related. RIP big fella
I too just found out he was Albert spica. He was great in this.
>The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Son
That would be a fitting title considering Gambon (the Thief) gets cucked in this more or less.
I think that may already be implied in the existing title, m8.
>The Cuck, the Thief, his Wife and her Son
>WASH YOUR HANDS!
>PUT THEM ELECTRICS RIGHT, MITCHELL! YOU PUT THEM ELECTRICS RIGHT!
He’s gonna be like Alec Guinness where he was a serious and respected actor by his peers but he’s only ever going to be remembered by joe public for playing a (space) wizard.
I remember Guinness for his kino role in The Bridge on the River Kwai, Star Wars is for children.
yes but guinness thought star wars was a piece of shit garbage movie, is that the case with gambon and harry potter ?
the media focusing on the least common denominator has completely eroded the sophisticated culture that once was
>The Singing Detective
one of the most kinoest series and it only gets one mention
Cinemaphile has gone downhill
>homosexual
didn't Gambon literally taste a dick irl in this movie?
iirc the controversy was that the director Gallo said he had a fakey but since Gambon was in the mood for sucky-sucky the went on and he almost jammed the whole thing down on camera
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
it could be a new variant, we need to destroy the next two years of life for everyone under 75 and inflate the currency another 60%
Don't sticky this nerd shit, jannies.
would
I would
Who is she?
felissa rose
Did she have an angiogram or bypass or something ?
>felissa rose
hard to believe she never did much after Sleepaway Camp
lel
>not stickied yet
Just found out Michael Gambon died lads
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY POTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR DID YOU PUT ARSENIC IN MY IV BAG? I'M FRICKING DYING AAAAAAH
A delightful stunt, reminds me of my younger boy mischief. 1488 points to Gryffindor.
Does anyone know where Lucy Letby was when he died? Maybe she moved on from moving babies because she acquired a more... refined palate.
Cinemaphile here, representing.
ALL BOARDS, REPORT IN!
I represent /rlg/ of /vg/
/trash/
/v/
/misc/ here, Black personBlack personBlack personBlack person and so on and so forth.
/vst/. Rip Gambon
Cinemaphile here
/m/ here, RIP.
/asp/ finna reporting
/vg/ here
specifically /feg/
/a/
/gif/ here
/aco/
/qa/
Cinemaphile at work
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/k/ reporting in even though I never liked or watched harry potter
strange, troons usually flock to it
/mlp/ here. Friendship is also a type of magic.
Cinemaphile here
Cinemaphile reporting in. The books, despite not being that good when you look at them, are very comfy.
Midwit
Cinemaphile reporting in.
/vt/
[s4s] reporting in
6666666 POINTS CALMLY AWARDED TO GRYFFINDOR
No sir, I'm from television & film
Cinemaphile reporting from Tokyo
Vagabond here, I shitpost wherever I must
/lgbt/ here
/x/ reporting in (in astral form). Gambon's passing was already revealed to me earlier this week. By analyzing synchronicities one can gain the gift of prognostication. The CIA will never catch me. I have destroyed all of the DNA. Be prepared for the end times in 2027-2029, for the fate of the world rests in the hands of the chosen few! I hate the antichrist!
Cinemaphile reportang
/qa/ reporting in neverthelesshoweverthoughless
/qa/ lost.
/gimi/ here
Cinemaphile reporting in
Cinemaphile standing by.
/vr/ reporting, being born before 2007 this old geezer is certified retro.
>Cinemaphile
could lifting have saved him?
/cm/ reporting for duty
Cinemaphile standing by
sick rims anon
/trash/ reporting in
/vg/ here
>AI sloppa
remember when >we ran this shithole ''''''site''''''''''' spee
/vt/ standing by
Cinemaphile here
Cinemaphile represent, RIP Professor
Cinemaphile as well
Remembering shit is what we do
Late to the party but Cinemaphile here.
/m/ reporting
/vg/ and /alter/ here
/brit/ here
Cinemaphile here
I'm the actual Cinemaphileposter this guy is an imposter.
/vg/ reporting in.
/vrpg/ reporting in.
Cinemaphile reporting in
/jp/. RIP Gambon
Greetings from /hhg/
/x/ here
Heaven's Gate had some good taste in shoes those are clean.
Cinemaphile here
harry potter sucks
I would crack a dolphins joke but the frickers are first in the east so...I guess you get this one.
Cinemaphile reporting for duty sir, I much prefer Dumbledore from movie 1 and 2 but Gambon was a great fricking actor and he killed it in part 3 onwards
Cinemaphile reporting for duty
/f/ but I don't even care that much about Harry Potter, the legendary actor was the dumbledore before him anyway
/k/ reporting for duty, sir!
/wsg/ standing by
/m/ here, my missiles are yours
I serve the /rbmk/
McKellen next
Nah, it's gonna be Maggy Smith
Good thing he won't be able to witness the butchering of The Lord of the Rings when they release the remake.
Not that he would be against Idris Elba playing his role or Viggo's. Fricking pederast.
> "He finally passed.:
>AAARGH HARRY POTTER DID YOU COME TO SEE ME DURING MY FINAL MOMENTS YOU DEVILS CHILD YOU FILTHY MUDBLOOD AAAAARGH THE CANCER IS EATING ME UP ON THE INSIDE BLAJKDJFKDJFKDJLFKDJ-
... Dumbledore passed calmly
WHERE THE FRICK IS THE STICKY *STRETCHES LEGS CALMLY*
I wish Hogwarts was real. I wish I fricked tight Slytherin pussy while learning magic and shit
Give me the sauce homie
no clue. forgot where i found it too
all I want is a cuddle buddy
good thing they're wearing masks
probably a privacy thing
Nip girls use that to hide their identity all the time. Shame AI can now see through that though.
>this is a paid service
Frick it I don’t care, I want a session
SEEEXXXXXOOOOO
you posted this to make me feel awful you fricking bastard
*chair clattering*
Real boarding schools are too fricking awkward for nerdy kids and no one gets to have sex there but the gay teacher
WHAT THE FRICK WAS THIS THE MYSTERY IS KILLING ME
you dont want to know
This is just like in that movie, Harry Potter, when Dumbledore died.
Who?
I'm going to post another thread with only "F" as the text, watch it get stickied while this 404s
God speed, anon
new thread:
swallow a hand grenade and run into a gas station
F
For me, it's the cook, the thief, his wife and her lover.
MODS WHY HAVEN'T YOU STICKIED THE DEATH OF THE MAN WHO ASKED HARRY IF HE PUT HIS NAME IN THE GLOBET OF FIRE???
>decades long theatre and film career acting in high quality kino
>dies only being known as a wizard in a dumb kids movie
But enough about alec guinness
DID HE EVER SAY IF HE SUPPORTED JK AFTER HER RANT
RIP Gambon corner
I miss it so much bros it hurts
Cinemaphile here. How are you holding up?
nothing personal
FFFFF
>severus, if you’re not gonna do it i’ll do it myself
>AVADA
what vaccine is that?
F
RIP
I am gonna miss gandalf
>"HOWEVER", he roared calmly whilst dying
HARRY DID YOU TOUCH MY HOROCRUX YOU LITT- ack
He was great in Toys. Such a frustrating almost-a-classic film. Do enjoy it though.
HOWEVER
>Was it peaceful, Professor?
>No Harry, it was calm.
>''AAAAAAAHHH IM DYING HELP ME'' He said calmly
RIP
He was great in the peter greenway film.
STICKY NOW
The Final Legs Stretching.
Huge F
where the frick is the sticky
F
give it up stickybros, jannies are hardcore trooned out and will never sticky anything related to jk rowling
these things always happen with discord
https://vocaroo.com/16P3wC1Zn0e6
imagine thinking the only thing Gambon did is Dumbledore, you all need to go ((back)), fricking idiots
He was good in sky captain
F
Why have the mods not made this a sticky? Are they just completely disrespectful?
>no sticky
>all those nobody american actors who get one
Mods are fricking idiots, who could have guessed?
Why should a nobody british actor get one?
rest in peace
HARRY SE ESTÁ GARCHANDO A TODOS
F
Sape
La paraste de pecho colorao!!
>no sticky
THE JANNIES CAN SOCK ME
He was a good friend
Reminder
Didn't get a sticky:
>Anna Karina
>Anita Ekberg
>Sue Lyon
>Doris Day
>Diana Rigg
>Lauren Bacall
>Maureen O'Hara
>Olivia de Havilland
>Anne Wiazemsky
>Mary Tyler Moore
>Danny Aiello
>Michael Cimino
>Agnes Varda
>Harold Ramis
>Dennis Hopper
>Chuckle Brother
>Bruno Ganz
>Bud Spencer
>Carol Channing
>Albert Finney
>Zsa Zsa Gábor
>Mike Nichols
>Milos Forman
>Seijun Suzuki
>Nicolas Roeg
>Brian Dennehy
>Jonathan Demme
>Jacques Rivette
>Andrzej Wajda
>Andrzej Zulawski
>Vilmos Szigmond
>Ettore Scola
>Abbas Kiarostami
>Tobe Hooper
>Jeanne Moreau
>Miguel Ferrer
>Sam Shepard
>Martin Landau
>Juraj Herz
>Vittorio Taviani
>Michel Piccoli
>Nelson Pereira dos Santos
>Ermanno Olmi
>Shinobu Hashimoto
>Neil Simon
>Scott Wilson
>John Singleton
>Stanley Donen
>Bernardo Bertolucci
>John Mahoney
>John Dunsworth
>Don Rickles
>Tim Conway
>Glen Campbell
>Scott Walker
>Robert Forster
>Rip Taylor
>Mr. Peanut
>Sam Lloyd
>Mira Furlan
>Terry Jones
>Troy Sneed
>Kelly Preston
>Stuart Gordon
>Rocky Johnson
>John Witherspoon
>Queen Elizabeth
>E-I-E-I Annoyed Grunt's 20 year anniversary
>Jason David Frank
>Mark Margolis
Got a sticky:
>Gay Black person from HBO's vampire soap opera
>Gay Black person who made gaming reaction videos
>Gay Black person only known for a black fantasy superhero flick
>Mom from some old American sitcom
>Dad from some 80's kid comedy
>Junkie moron only known for some homosexual normie "musical" show
>Billy Crystal
>George Clooney
>Midget from Austin Powers
>Old israelite from the Battletoads show
>"pl0x dont spoil Endgay or else"
>Logan Paul and KSI
>Some K-POP bawd
>Some dude who made a video game cheat code
>Some retired game show host
>Some gay TLoU2 memes
>Random Bane anniversary
>some arthouse director
OK, but there were like 6 Dumbledore actors. They can't *all* get stickies.
This, same with batman. You either get Kilmer or Keaton (no Bale)
You're forgetting Clooney.
>Didn't get a sticky:
90% of those are literally whos. Dennis Hopper, Harold Ramis and Mark Margolis are the only really bad ones.
John Dunsworth is also atrocious you have to admit.
Belmondo not getting a sticky was a crime against humanity
Your ignorance is disgusting. Truly, a Cinemaphile poster if I've ever saw one.
gee ma, billy gets to have two stickies?
Barry Chuckle not getting a sticky was a crime. Anyone who grew up with British kids' TV knows that the Chuckle Brothers were much beloved.
George and Jerry's mothers from Seinfeld both died last year and neither got a sticky. For shame.
JDF got a sticky
the guy who was in man from uncle didnt get a sticky and that was the other day.
McCallum didn't get a sticky a few days ago.
What sort of fricking sperglord keeps a running tally of every dead celebrity who DOESN’T get a Cinemaphile sticky
Not that guy, because he forgot a lot of people.
the Cinemaphile (dead board) version of this is genuinely horrifying.
Don Rickles and Bruno Ganz are the only two on that whole list that actually deserved a sticky though
literally who and who
SHUT THE FRICK UP b***h
Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble) never got a sticky.
Bane anniversary
That's a big sticky
I AM DYING PEACEFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY screamed Sir Michael Gambon calmly in his quaint little hospital bed as he stretched his legs.
>SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
>you b***h!
>Check newspapers
>"Harry Potter actor is dead"
Name three (3) Gambon works of film or higher rank. No movies or flicks.
Layer Cake, top tier kino
Oh shit, he was in that? That was good.
Yeah, he was the big bad. Fantastic performance.
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Ali G Indahouse
Sleepy Hollow
The Good Shepherd
F
King's speech. Won an Oscar.
>won israeli award
So?
He's stretching his legs calmly in a better place, anons
Gambon was offered the role of James Bond. He declined, saying “I can’t be James Bond, I’ve got breasts like a woman.”
Anyway vaya con dios
spielberg wouldn't have been the right choice, like musicals he has no clue how to direct fantasy, wb should have let gilliam direct
>50 points to gryfinmeme
HARRY POTTAH, DID YOU PUT ME IN THE COFFIN OF FIRE?
Is every English actor knighted?
ffs it has long since lost it's meaning
HARRY POTTER!!! DID YOU WRITE MY NAME IN THE DEATH NOTE??!!
rip sir michael followthrough
How long now until he's outed as a nonce?
But did Gambon have a nickel for his grandma?
RIP
Michael Gabon dies at the same time as a military coup is staged in the African nation of Gabon overthrowing their ruler Ali Bongo.
Coincidence? I think not.
>Ali Bongo
Really? Back in the days we used "Bongo from Congo" to refer to black people, and Gabon is pretty close to Congo.
he'll come back as gandalf the gay
IMAGINE cutting your own dick off to play dress-up
Ready for /unpopular_opinion?
Hot take: Micheal Gambon ruined Harry Potter with his overacting
Also how he said Potterrrr like a lower class coalman.
He got Dumbledore wrong imho
You're 100% right and it infuriates me that people will get the idea of who dumbledore was from watching this aggressive moron shove radcliffe around while barking at him
Obviously never read the definition of "serene"
Correct
And why would a hogwartd student dress like this?
That mudblood prostitute doesn't represent Hogwarts.
still would, even after those bad photos of her face.
the
>CALMLY
scene gets so much shit that it tricks people into thinking he's like this in all the movies, which is patently false. he's actually a great Dumbledore in PoA and HBP. in OotP he comes off kind of distant and angry, but this work because Harry himself is angry at Dumbledore and so perceives him this way
the Poterrrr thing bothers me a little too
I mean, he's kind of sucks. He's not accurate to the books at all. Even from the start he just looks like a grouchy old man while he's supposed to be this beacon of calm gentleness. My own fricking grandfather was a better Dumbledore.
and i'm telling you your perception is skewed by years of Cinemaphile-shitposting, rewatch PoA and HBP and tell me that he's a bad Dumbledore
I'm not from Cinemaphile and I never watched a movie after the third one. I'm telling you what my 12-year old self would've told you having seen the movies as they came out while reading the books. You do know these movies are bad adaptations, right?
Who cares, the books are trash and the movies are (mostly) awesome and wildly entertaining
>the movies are (mostly) awesome and wildly entertaining
Only the first three are any good
The Goblet of Fire and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 are both fantastic. Why would you cut off the good ones after 3 and not 4 anyway? They are made by the same person. 5 is where it changes
>muh sauce material
Based. Harry Potter is a cinematic experience.
POSTING IN A STICKY!
>sticky
>tfw you will never experience watching Harry Potter as a kid for the first time ever again
Just rewatch them while doing all the things you did as a kid
Hide from my dad when he was drunk or tip toe around my Ambien-addled mother?
Use the resurrection stone
Gonna go watch Harry Potter while I pick my nose and go for a piss without turning on the light because I think I can get it all in the toilet anyways
feels good. like literally every example ever, book better
First time I watched was back then with my first girlfriend. Thought they were boring. Only later did I find the magic in them.
RIP
>inb4 literally who
F
He was a real one
posting in sticky
rip dumbledore 2
Literally who
>sticky
F
Zoomer here. Rip legend.
DUMBLEDORE WAS A homosexual
>sticky for literal who from children’s franchise
>DEH
>Sir Michael Gambon DEHs aged 82
zoomer here. Maigret was a fun wee romp
rip in peace
>rest in peace in peace
Based moron.
Based newbie
>he took the bait
Not even the best dumbledore
>inb4 only 1000 posts back in my days
totally-dead dumbledore
F
READ ANOTHER BOOK
>Snape
>Hagrid
>Dumbledore
Who's next?
McGonnagal. 88 years old
Mossad's going to take out JK, shes become too much of a liability.
sarah gabon really looks a lot like her father
I remember as a kid thinking I preferred the original, but the tone shifts so quickly and abruptly, Gambon was a great choice, especially for the later films.
RIP
I've also heard people say that they would've loved to see the OG Dumbledore in that "afterlife" scene given the tone of that scene.
I really wonder how Richard Harris would have looked like in the duel against Voldemort.
He should get a wand salute at Universal Studios like Hagrid did.
this but something straight and normal no queerbentness
RIP Gandalf
wrong actor m80. this dude played metallo in the mcu
MACARTHUR'S PARK IS MELTING IN THE DARK
>passed away mostly peacefully
why can't this homie stop dying
Yeah he died like twice now
RIP to the greatest corner in motorsporting history.
miss you sir michael followthrough.
F
Fricking F. I know a lot of anons don't like his portrayal of Dumbledore because he is different in the books, but reading is for gays anyways!
It's Alec Guinness all over again
HARRYYYYYYYYYY UNPLUG MY FRICKING LIFE SUPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT
>le f
>le i heckin love advertising a israeli DLC and microtransaction platform it's le heckin ironic le f
This was before Blackrock and Disney started ruining everything
How to spot a virgin on Cinemaphile:
They start saying that anything popular is a israeli conspiracy, and they mention BlackRock in nearly all their posts
How to spot a homosexual:
>defends homosexualry
We know you're a homosexual, you don't have to tell us
Holocaust Legacy is GOTY, troon.
You're a transvestite? Why are you telling us this?
I never mentioned israelites, I just said all media in the last 10 years has been moronic, boring, very badly written, and pushing woke leftist virtue-signaling agendas
>How to spot a virgin on Cinemaphile:
>they're on Cinemaphile
Don't forget they are pathologically obsessed with black men's penises.
>How to spot a virgin on Cinemaphile:
>They start saying that anything popular is a israeli conspiracy, and they mention BlackRock in nearly all their posts
Are you really trying to perform damage control for Blackrock lol
leftists cant help but white knight for massive corporations, theyre just brainwashed like that
anon that is all of usa not just "the left"
>when Blackrock becomes so well-known that it can't fly under the radar anymore so you start doing damage control
lmao.
Day of the oven soon you fricking hebrew rat
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T EXPOSE GLOBOhomosexual ON A BASKET WEAVING FORUM
Ya seethe b***h
>How to spot a virgin on Cinemaphile
haha
Did you have a stroke?
>advertising a israeli DLC and microtransaction platform
Can anybody decipher what this schizo is even referring to?
I think its because the f to pay respects thing comes from call of duty
F
Goodnight sweet Mithrandir.
Aw man I was just watching a TikTok yesterday about all the HP actors that have died so far and I thought about how old Gambon was and how soon he might die.
I guess I got my answer.
DEH
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORNE
Now he's stuck in a painting forever
To all Gryffindors... Cheers. Cheers, my friends. It has been an honour. Cheers!"
>Dumbledore fixes his eyes on the Slytherin table, completely ignoring Ravenclaw and the other one
"Now Slytherin... I know we have had our differences, but your ambition and hard work is truly something to behold. Admirable!"
>the Slytherins are cautious. Dumbledore usually follows up a praise with some humiliation and injustice
"Indeed, I have a special treat for you all because of these traits. It's so good, that you'll love it despite its Muggle origin. It is a large apparatus which all of you can fit in which will confer all of you a deeply unique experience that shall benefit us all. A chamber of sorts. I have had that room over there fitted with the apparatus. Move along, children, shuffle into it now. You too, Snape*
>the Slytherins flood into the room, some cautious and some excited
>Dumbledore slams the door shut and enchants it to be locked and airtight. He turns to the other houses
"And that special treat? That "unique experience" the Slytherins shall all experience and you all won't?
"..."
"...Why, it's... DEATH! FRICK SLYTHERIN! THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE SLYTHERIN MENACE BEGINS NOW! PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL, TURN ON THE GAS! YES, YES, WELL DONE, SLYTHERIN! WELL DONE SLYTHERIN FOR DYING SO WELL! SIX MILLION POINTS TO A HOUSE THAT SHALL CEASE TO EXIST IN 5 MINUTES!"
>He said calmly. Dumbledore's mouth foams during his blood-crazed tirade, the hall erupts into applause and a massive, inter-house orgy ensues. The Slytherins begin dying in the gas chamber. As Malfoy chokes on his own blood, Harry proves himself to be a sexual dominant member of the orgy
>Dumbledore looks on with pride
>Years later Harry Potter tells recounts these events to his son, Albus, at bedtime, with Ginny smiling warmly at the memory.
"And that's how Dumbledore exterminated the Slytherin scum. HEIL GODRIC! Dumbledore truly was the greatest headmaster of them all, and a good friend"
>and the other one
>with some humiliation and injustice
This is an underrated post. You must be an english, only the english have such sense of humour.
Harry Potter shitposter anon here, see this always happens when I start shitposting about something. Rip Professor.
Literally who?
bros...
F
Love how the look on his face is "yeah, I'm dying, whatever."
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Rest in peace lad
RIP
POSTING A CLASSIC
Rest in Peace
>Harry was stretching his legs to class when Professor McGognagalls approached him. "Mr Potter, Professor Dumbledore would like to see you in his office immediately."
>"But Professor, I still need to-"
>"It will have to wait I'm afraid. Dumbledore was quite adamant about that." McGonagall interrupted.
>"All right Professor, I'll head there right now." Harry proceeded to Dumbledore's office.
>As soon as Harry stepped into the office a heavy stench of alcohol assaulted his nostrils. His eyes darted back and forth, seeing an absolute mess. Spent and shattered liquor bottles everywhere. Furniture overturned. It was chaos.
>"CRUCIO! CRUCIO YOU LITTLE FRICKFACE! Crooshio... *hic*" Harry shrieked in agony as Dumbledore rained down curses of torment and woe upon him.
>"HARRY POTTER..." Dumbledore staggered towards Harry from behind his overturned desk.
>"YOU... SHTOOPID LITTLE *hic* butthole... DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE... *hic*"
>"YOU RUINED MY *hic*... FRICKING LIFE YOU... SHIT... RUINED IT. I'MMA GREATEST WIZARD... IN DA WORLD... ALL I DO IS BABYSIT YOU..." *hic*
>Harry began rising to his feet. "Professor please! You're drunk again! Just calm down!"
>"SHILENCE! CRUCIO!" Dumbledore's curse sent Harry crashing into a pile of shattered glass. One of the shards severed Harry's carotid artery, and his blood began spraying out of his neck.
>"YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ME... YOU DON'T LOVE ME LIKE GRINDELWALD DID... *hic* HE KNEW HOW TO TREAT A homosexual LIKE ME, HARRY, I TELL YA... I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT HIM... BIGGEST *hic* MISTAKE... OF MY LIFE..."
>Harry turned pale white as his blood poured out of him. He couldn't even speak.
>"I'M SORRY GRINDELWALD! I'M SORRY DADDY! *hic* TAKE ME BACK! *hic* YOUR b***h IS SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!"
>Harry's vision blurred and faded to black as Dumbledore staggered back and forth, slurring and ranting calmly about his homosexual escapades with one of history's most destructive dark wizards.
lost
Any else see the name and like it was S*rah G*don's father?
"I CAN HEAR YOU! YOU THINK I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! AVADA K- AH YOU TRICKED ME YOU SCOUNDREL! YOU WON'T GET AWAY THIS TIME! I'LL FINALLY PROVE TO THEM ALL, I'M NOT CRAZY! I'M NOT CRAZY! I. AM. NOT. CRAAAAZY!! I KNOW HE DID IT! AH I CAN HEAR YOU, I'M COMING FOR YOU!"
>runs toward the stairs
"I KNOW YOU'RE STILL HERE, YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN, TIME'S UP HARRY!"
>a slight breeze rustles the curtains in front of the open window down the hall
"AHA NOW I'VE GOT YOU POTTER! CRUCIO! CRUCIO! CRUCIO!"
>the curtains twist and tangle
"SO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM THE WINDOW YOU LITTLE SCAMP!? WELL NOT THIS TIME! THIS TIME I'LL CATCH YOU! I'M NOT GOING BACK, I'D RATHER DIE!"
>Dumbledore quickly stretches his legs down the hall and leaps through the open window
"WELL DONE HARRY! WELL DONE! HOWEV-"
>Dumbledores head split open against the stone of the pavement with a heavy SPLAT!
>Potter, where are you hiding? I know you’re in here… come on out. I won’t hurt you. I just want to CRUCIO! CRUCIO! AVADA… oh, just Mrs. Norris. Very clever, Harry. Putting the cat in the armchair, where I would be sure to mistake the movement for a student hiding under an Invisibility Cloak. A little b***h student who’s taken his last shit in my Pensieve… but no matter. Filch won’t be happy about his cat, Harry. I hear he ties repeat offenders to his desk face-down and force-feeds them Polyjuice potions with the hair he collects from the lavatories. I’m sure you don’t want to find out together who dropped a deuce in the toilet last period. Better if you gave up now and make this easier for INCENDIO! SECTUMSEMPRA! just the wind… I hope you’re enjoying this game while it lasts, Harry. I know that once I find you, I’m going to make it look like you took the Umbridge tour of Centaur Glen. It’s going to look like you backed up, ass first, into the Whomping Willow, Harry. Unless you give up now. Unless… AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
>meanwhile harry has already snuck back into his office and is taking a shit in the sorting hat
>force-feeds them Polyjuice potions with the hair he collects from the lavatories
>go into the woman's bathroom and collects public hair from the toilet seat
>use it
>turn into a man
>GOD DAMN THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC AND THEIR GENDER POLITICS
Alan Rickman kills Michael Gambon.
Nothing for David MacCallum but this bogtrotter gets a sticky because a bunch of Hermione-obsessed pedos on here who watch nothing but kids movies and anime turned him into a meme. Suck a fricking dick.
>David MacCallum
Literally who?
Literally suck a dick
RIP best Dumbledore
https://vocaroo.com/nUt57wURU0C
this vocaroo is so kino. there's never been a better rendition of a greentext
the 11labs version was less wispy had better inappropriate laughter
F
DING DONG VAXXIES
Literally who
he's in hell right?
Of course, he was a gay.
DUDE WE HAVE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT EVERYTHING LMAO
Yes. He would have wanted that too
Rate them Cinemaphile
5 is the worst, 2 3 and 7 (part 1) are my favorites. Don't feel like rating the others
the firsts 4 movies were kino, after that went to shit
3>2>1>4>5>>>>>6=7
The first four are fine, the latter four directed by Yates are shit. Simple as.
>Sorcerer's Stone
It was called The Philosopher's Stone though. Fricking yank c**ts.
Philosophers are boring.
>Kino
1,2 and 3
>Good
4
>Mid
5 and 6
>Shit
Everything else.
>Kino
1, 2, ||5|| and 8
>Good
4, 6
>moronic plot but SOUL
3
>Shit
7
I wish I could pass away peacefully.
F
rip
kek this homosexual gets a sticky. Johann Cruyuff didn't get a sticky on Cinemaphile but the "They don't think it be like it is, but it do" guy did.
>Johann Cruyuff
Literally Who?
>Cruyuff
actually got two stickies lad
ancient lore
F
Ahem
*Black folk*
That is all.
DUMBLEc**t
FRICKLEDORE
Rip
He was the second best Dumbledore
Third. The audiobook Dumbledore was better
Another victim of the v-ACKKK-cine
Very sad
F. May he rest in peace.
>Peacefully
No, noone ever died peacefully in hospital
PARRY OTTER YOU HAVE DONE IT YET AGAIN
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am NOT crazy! I know he put his name in the Goblet of Fire! I knew he bypassed the aging spell I put around it. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. NEVER! I just - I just couldn't prove it! And he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Ronald Weasley to lie for him! You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This pottery? He's done worse! That Quidditch match! Are you telling me a man just happens to fall off his broom like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harry! HE CRASHED A CAR INTO THE WHOMPING WILLOW! And I saved him! I shouldn't have. I took him into my own school! What was I THINKING?! He'll never change. He'll NEVER change! Ever since he was 11, always the same! Couldn't keep himself out of the third floor corridor!
>"But not our Harry! Couldn't be precious Harry!"
Ruining his aunt and uncle's lives! And HE gets to be a Triwizard champion?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You-
F, I always enjoyed Dumbledore posting.
And old fart died of old age boo hoo get over it you fricking kids and frick you Jannie's for the sticky literally everyone kys right fricking now!!!
Slytherin confirmed for winning house cup this year
H O W E V E R
O
W
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V
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82 years old. A fricking kid.
I bet on my left nutt that he couldn't spent a day in the can.
Good one less enemy of trans folk in the world
this guy was funny and had a very dry humor. The way he told stories with that utter calmness, I couldn't help but burst into laughter. He once said to an interviewer that he was gay, which isn't true. Or he flew a small plane with a friend and faked a heart attack... Rest in Piece, Sir Michael Gambon!
RIP to the insane dumbledore
he died calmly
f
for the love of god please someone make him read the dementor pasta
>calmly Fs
So, that wasn't the real Dumbledore. The real Dumbledore died long ago around 2002 rip
Where the frick was this thread? I checked an hour ago and it wasnt here?
Again?
>don't forget to watch the upcoming Max series
>remember, it's what he would have wanted, mudbloods
i thought the dumbledore actor already died
it's a remake
shit they be remaking every damn thing
Christ is king
HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT MY NAME IN THE DEATH NOTE OF FIRE
I've never read a Harry Potter book, seen a Harry Potter movie, or played a Harry Potter game.
and even so, you're still a virgin! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Literally who?
S
WHAT THE FRICK
Voldemort won.
DEH
F
F
AVADA KEDAVRA
>To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
one of the best lines from Harry Potter
Only if you are Christian
still a nice thought even if you're a naturalist with no belief in the afterlif
Scared, potter?
RIP.
Wasn't the best Dumbles but gave it a good go.
so whose gonna dig up his grave for the wand?
I guess he wasn't Balenciaga
>lives for 82 years
>goes to hospital
>dies
hmmmmmmm
they kill anyone who is sent to hospital and who is over +80
its a cost cutting for the government, they only want people who can still slave away their life and not cost thousands of dollars every week being old in the hospital.
Wait, I know there's a lot of abuse in English hospitals but they wouldn't do it to a famous man
Harry is slop but the actor is famous from elsewhere and worth a watch
RIP
DIDJA PUT THE VACCINE IN YOUR ARM, HARRY?
RIP. Let's hope you're up in that rarefied atmosphere where you forgot what shit even looks like.
I’ll be honest, the only work of his that I’ve seen is Harry Potter and The King’s Speech.
Bad Dumbledore though. Acceptable King George V idk he didn’t really have a lot of screen time. His line about how actors are the lowest of the low was funny.
Hopkins said actors are thick as shit and their opinions shouldn't be taken seriously
clam F
RIP Top Gear Corner
>82
Jesus Christ did he look that old in in 60's?
He'll however resurect, won't he? ;_;
RIP, he was kino in The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
I liked the part where he said Yer a wizard Harry
Rest in Peace Dumbledore #2
F.
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
>"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY POOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEERRRR", Dumbledore roared calmy with the wrath of a thousand suns
>"FIRST YOU PUT YOUR NAME AS "HARRIETTA" IN THE GOBLET OF FIYA, THEN YOU USED HERMIONE'S HAIR TO MAKE A POLYJUICE POTION AND LET ALL THOSE SLYTHERIN SHITS RUN A TRAIN ON YOU, NOW I CATCH YOU PLAYING A FEMALE CHARACTER?"
>Dumbledore rapidly stretched his legs up to Harry's face
>YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR YOU FOUR EYED LITTLE SHIT! I HAD HOPED IT WOULDN'T HAVE TO COME TO THIS, BUT YOU'VE LEFT ME WITH NO OTHER CHOICE!
>YUWINEVERUS BIYAWOMUNIS!
>suddenly a noose dropped down from the ceiling and wrapped around Harry's neck before being hoisted back up
>"41 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR"
F
HARRY
I'VE GOT PAPERWORK COMING OUT OF MY ASS AND THE MINISTRY BREATHING DOWN MY NECK FOR THE STUNT YOU AND WEASLEY PULLED
I NEED YOUR OWL AND WAND
>AND YOU OTHER WAND!
Again?
Genital Reparus!
He said calmly.
As 41% of the whole Howarts suddenly stretched their legs for one last time, while their necks were pulled upwards a thight knot from a rope above their heads.
He was a good friend.
I didn't like his Dumbledore performance.
He came off as a dick
Can I just rattle off an incoherent and ultimately pointless blog here.
First off obviously F and rest in peace to the guy and good luck to his family and all that. With that said, and this is where this turns into sort of a nihilistic ramble. If you think about it, it's wild that he was literally just a guy doing a job. He probably touched and influenced millions of people world wide in a positive manner by playing this character. But again, he was just a guy doing a job. Remember lines, show up, get in costume, get make up stand infront of a camera, action.
It was probably more luck than anything else he got casted and got the job. I know he was a reputable actor and knighted before he got the role, but still he was probably competing with hundreds if not thousand other actors or equal or maybe even better skill, but they had to pick someone right? You get that one chance to get picked for a single job that literally changes your entire life and legacy. Imagine if that casting crew and picked ANYONE else we'd still have this sticky, still be talking about that person like we are now. BECAUSE OF A JOB.
Celebrity is just such a wild concept when you think about it. We propel these people into our minds and reality because they appeared on a show or in a movie. Were they really better people? They probably weren't worse people but still. Should we mourn some actor's death more than the old lady across the street? People die all the time. Do some people matter less or more because they got the chance to recite lines infront of camera
I don't know man, and sorry for this mess of a pointless post.
I read it.
>Should we mourn some actor's death more than the old lady across the street?
We can only mourn what we have to lose ourselves. We don't know the lady across the street. She isn't in our mind at all. We haven't "lost" her.
Micheal Gambon as this threads obvious example was in people's memories, there is something to lose there, knowing that person you enjoyed, or thought wasn't great, etc, is no longer alive.
>castrated zoomer with mercury in his veins and mrna clotshot fails to understand the concept of apotheosis
lmao.
>It was probably more luck than anything else he got casted and got the job. I know he was a reputable actor and knighted before he got the role, but still he was probably competing with hundreds if not thousand other actors or equal or maybe even better skill
Nah, the 'luck part' was Richard Harris dying. But when you are replacing someone of that calibre then the list of potential candidates is pretty small and Gambon earned his place on it.
F
Will always be the singing detective with his crusty dick being slathered with grease by Joanne Walley
Death?
HARRY DID YOU PRESS THE F BUTTON ?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHH
>A-ARGH AAAAAAARGH AAAAH
"ARGH!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>when the death note theme song comes on: the post
what's up fricker?
HEY HEY NINGEN SUCKER
>"ARGH!"
heh, classic
HOWEVER
>Ctrl+F
>"Gandalf"
>4 results
LOL
>Ctrl+F
>"Magneto"
>0 results
WTF
great, now they'll have to cast ANOTHER Dumbledore
May he Rest in Peace
calmly of course
Rip
First
RIP Chad
don't know don't care KWADB
RIP Gandolf, you will be dearly missed.
reminder that dumbledorf only mentored and cared for harry butthole potter because he wanted him to be murdered, that was the entire point of him doing what he did with little harry's arsehole, to ensure he would die
Nothing post book 4 is canon if you want anything resembling a nice, cohesive story.
Hairy pooper, did you fist my goblet of fire?
Rest in peace.
>yes yes well done sir michael
>HOWEVER
Rest In Peace, Legend.
Vaxxonicus MRNAetus!
f
rest in pieces calmly
kinda already thought he was dead tbh ngl
>europoor actor
Don't care
who?
Forever remembered by the top gear corner named after him, after he almost flipped the car
f
From Layer Cake
Ten Fs to Gryffindore
F
>it was………….
>………..
……….
IT'S OVER
would've lived another 13+ years if he didnt get jabbed
Ah shit, F
F
>Sir
Does the King get all his assets now?
At the fresh young age of 82 at that. It's very suspicious indeed.
ive never watched more than 30 second clips and webms of any harry potter
>ive never watched more than 30 second clips
we know, zoomer
RIP
I guess that old dumb bawd of a queen knighted who ever ask
So did Daniel Radcliffe show up at the funeral like in the movie?
RIP
Big f
MAIGRET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F
>play Dumbledore
>die
it's like rhyming pottery
F
R.I.P. Gandalf
How many twittertrannies are literally shaking right now?
To this date I have never EVER, watched a single Harry Pooper movie, it's spinoffs, nor read any of the books nor played any video games related to it.
I'm not missing anything.
Dicks out for magneto
>"It is rather unfortunate, but I put my own name into it this time," Dumbledore said calmly, roughing up Anon's hair one last time, "into the goblet of passing, I mean." There was a long silence, then Anon started to cry. Dumbledore gently wisped away his tears. "I will not say do not weep, my boy," He continued, "for not all tears are an evil." Anon shook his head in disbelief. "That's not even your line!" He cried. Dumbledore winked. "Over the years you have attributed many sayings to me, have you not?" He asked. Anon nodded hesitantly. "Well, don't stop now." He said. "Remember me, Anon. Remember all the fun you had. All those posts about gassing slytherins and trannies killing themselves.... Don't let them fade. Don't let your memories be like tears in rain." Anon startes yelling. "No! You can't say that!" He shouted at Dumbledore. "Wrong movie!" But Dumbledore ignored him. The time for parting words was over. He stretched his legs one last time and calmly strode towards the light beyond. As his figure faded into the white mist, Anon fell to his knees, crying.
fugg boys its over
F
F
Am I the only one who liked him better than Richard Harris
Probably
F
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAARY POOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111
He earthquakingly bellowed calmly.
MY ACTOR HAS DIED YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's just weak songwriting
YOU WROTE A BAD SONG
>J.K. Rowling shows up at his funeral to bash on trannies.
How kinow would that be?
quick use a time-turner
SOME-
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
DUMBLEDORE WAS GON' ENROLL ME
AT HOGWARTS, BUT THEN WE FELL DEAD.
IT WAS TWENTY TWENTY THREE AND THE WORLD WAS FRICKING SHIT AND NOW OUT
WINKS THE STARS
ITS A NIGHTMARE
Well.........................
CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP AND IM TRYING TO KEEP
MYSELF FROM GOING UNDER
FRICK
We lost both of them this year!
All the millennial culture stars are dying!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuCKKKKKKKKKK
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Who?
>Harry Potter! Did you sticky my name in the fricking Cinemaphile board? He died calmly.
>harry, don't put my name in a sticky
>the will stated calmly
rip
Is it worth a watch?
absolutely, Ive watched it three times at least and will probably watch it three more, it iss that good, the first episode is somewhat of a rough ride if you aren't in the mood but it also sets up the rest of the series so well and the culmination is grandeur. the writing is on several levels, witty, referencial, poetic, sharp, tight, and the soundtrack is one of the best ever, really hits the spot on the whole pulp-nostalgia writersblock detective-puzzle, a novel being created and unpacked at once
moron
rip best Dumbledore
Good
However........................... He passed calmly.
awww shit man RIP
what teh frick
>had died peacefully in hospital due to stretching his thigh artery
He got a third child at almost 70 years old? God damn
Also 3 children in three years back to back.
F. 1/2 dumbledore mogged the frick out of him, but still, I'm so sorry.
Budget Albert Finney.
I'm not letting some mudbloods take what I earned!
wait, his hair was fake???
he was bald?
god tier the great gatsy??????, that overhyped american garbage , OMEGA KEK
RIP.
And also oh frick, only now I realize that turn in the road on Top Gear was named after him
He died calmly in excruciating pain
RIP
loved him in The Insider and Layer Cake
"Did you put my name in the goblet of hellfire, Harry?", Dumbledore asked calmly.
>actor behind the "he said calmly" meme dies
>not even 1000 posts
yep Cinemaphile is dead
reddit amerimutt board now
RIP
Great actor
I didn’t even know he was sick
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>less than 500 unique posters on the site
ooof
all bots
Really?
Well I guess zoomers wouldnt care. They hate harry potter.
There are only 500 millennials left on Cinemaphile huh?
The rest died.....
Sick
>HEHEHE troony ZOOMERS HATE HARRY POTTER
we are literally the only ones who still feel nostalgia from it
millenials are the trannies
shut up deranged troony
you were still in diapers when harry potter 1 book came out.
most trannies you see on the internet are millenials
>troony is a pathological liar
color me binary
im correct
>just posts the same thing again
Dumbledore's actor died years ago, this is old news.
have a nice day.
How come all the guys who play this wizard die?
There are two actors who played him and both were elderly. Everyone dies at some point.
>With his dying breath, Richard Harris cursed the position of actor behind a Wizard character here at Hollywood films. That's why they never last.
Literally who?
Thought he did that already
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Losers still don't know how to Cinemaphile.
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>Gen X standpoint
Genx? Is that like a latinx?
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Rest in power
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I know Harry Potter gets shat on but I still love it.
Rest in Peace good Sir!
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Apparently he signed up a for a pretty fricked up deal with Warner Bros where they now own the right to his preserved corpse after his death. They will keep it dressed in Dumbledore's robes and display his remains in the The Wizarding World of Harry Potter™ park.
Pic related.
he looks calm
>82% scale
What's the point? Why not just do 100% at that point?
His corpse couldn't fit through the dumbledoor so they had to cut his feet off
>it over
△
△ △
he screamed calmly
Deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh' deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh deh deh.
Deh deh deh deh deh deh Deh deh deh deh deh Deh deh deh deh; deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh?deh deh deh deh-deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh deh deh-deh (deh deh), deh deh'deh deh deh deh-deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. deh, deh, deh deh deh deh deh.
deh-deh deh deh deh deh deh deh
"deh!"
deh deh deh deh; deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh, deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh deh deh deh deh "deh deh deh."
deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh. deh'deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh deh deh, "deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh." deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh "deh deh" deh deh, deh deh, deh deh deh Deh Deh.
>Deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh dveh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh' deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh de deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh deh deh.
>Deh deh deh deh deh deh Deh dvh deh deh deh Deh deh deh deh; deh deh deh h deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh vdeh deh deh deh. deh, deh, deh deh deh deh deh.
>deh-dehdeh deh deh de
>deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh de deh deh dh deh deh deh dh. deh deh deh. deh'deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh deh dehdeh, "deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh, deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh eh deh.v" deh deh deh deh deh. deh deh deh deh de.deh deh deh "deh deh" deh deh, deh deh, deh deh deh Deh Deh.
>deh deh deh deh deh deh deh-deh (deh deh),
this part always gets me lmao
>"deh!"
every fricking time
RIP
>refused to read the books
So?
His portrayal of Dumbledore sucked because of it.
What were his last words, Cinemaphile?
CARMELLA SHUT THE DOOR
>I don't want... Don't make me...
>... Don't like... Want to stop...
>No... I don't want to. ... I don't want to. ... Let me go... Make it stop, make it stop... No, no, no, no, I can't, I can't, don't make me, I don't want to...
>It's all my fault, all my fault... Please make it stop, I know I did wrong, oh please make it stop and I'll never, never again
>Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, please, please, its my fault, hurt them instead ...
>No more, please, no more...
>I want to die! I want to die! Make it stop, make it stop, I want to die! KILL ME!
>AAAAAAahhh! AAAAAA-Ack!
, he said calmly
>You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like.
RIP
in THE hospital
Fricking Brits
good riddance
We'll have to meme him twice as hard now.
god he aged like shit he did
>tfw you realize the first movie is over 20 years old
yes and still this deranged zoomer troony claims that it is zoomers who like it
9/11 really dampened everyone's enthusiasm.
RIP this homie, he really was too good for Harry Slopper.
F.
82 years old, just a kid
Double the life expectancy of the average poopy butt sex enjoyer
Posting in this thread to say that I have never read a Harry Potter book or watched a Harry Potter movie, and I never will.
Genital status?
Rest In Peace.
worst Dumbledore
Honestly have no idea who this is
some gay who was in harry potter
Oh.
All the gays who like Harry Potter should be mass slaughtered. They have ruined the world
you've got a point
Zoom zooms
Sorry i wasn't alive to watch your 1940s detective movie, grandpa
you won't make it to the 2040s either so it balances out
who the frick cares
he wouldn't have a sticky if he wasn't in the gay wizard movie
>Quidditch game
>Dumbledore smiles
>”Oh well done, Slytherin! You caught the ball! SLYTHERIN WINS THE COMPETITION!”
>The audience erupted into cheers and claps. Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked dejectedly at the ground.
>Harry looked up and saw Dumbledore continue to smile.
>“Oh, hold on to that ball a little longer, would you Draco?”
>The ball suddenly exploded, ripping Draco’s hand apart. Dumbledore laughed maniacally as he stretched his legs around the field and flung avada kevadras at each member of Slytherin. Meanwhile, Draco screamed in pain, clutching his mangled arm.
>Draco lost balance and fell off of his broom.
>He looked up at Dumbledore, who was standing over his body brandishing a 9 MM pistol obtained at Hogwart’s Armory
>“1 hollow point to Slytherin,” Dumbledore said calmly. He pulled the trigger.
Harry Potter in the hood?
Rest in Peace, Emperor Varen Aquilarios.
someone post that one where he kills the students
RIP Dumbledore.
Dumbledore the FOOL
>HARRY DID YOU PUT MY NAME ON THE 'DO NOT RESUSITATE' LIST LIST??!?
>he said calmly
>already devolved into troony shitflinging
never change teevee
It hasn’t though.
He was a worse wizard than the first guy, but a better old man.
literally who?
He was on Epstein’s flight logs
82 is no age
Dumbledore was a player juggling two plates, anon, wnere's YOUR waifu?: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12570939/michael-gambon-love-life-two-families-wife.html
Can't believe he's deh'd.
not again F
RIP
Can anyoine >>me all the dumbledoreposting pastas ITT
RIP
>HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT RAT POISON IN MY DRINKING GOBLEEEEET
>passed peacefully
I'd like to think someone knew about the meme lel. F to a great English talent. Or Irish? idk who claims him.
>"HARRY DID YOU FRICKING HAVE SEX WITH HERMIONE WITHOUT MY FRICKING PERMISSION!?" Dumbledore bellowed meekly as the great hall quieted down, shocked at the headmasters sudden calm outburst.
>"It wasn't m-me headmaster, I swear!" Replied Harry.
>"YOU LYING c**t, I'M GONNA CHOP YOUR FRICKING BALLS OFF!" Roared Dumbledore politely.
>"BUT FIRST . . . " Dumbledore's gaze fell upon Hermione, who was petrified, and quivering.
>YOU FRICKING bawd! HOW COULD YOU?! THIS WILL NOT STAND!" Dumbledore shouted quietly.
>"It's not true headmaster! It's simply not true." Hermione said, sobbing.
>"YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE PREGNANT?! YOU FRICKING STUPID b***h, I CAN SMELL IT ON YOU, AND IF YOU THINK I'M LETTING THAT MONSTER INTO THIS WORLD YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING HO!" He yelled faintly.
>Dumbledore raised his wand, pointing it at Hermione's stomach.
>"EXPECTO ABORSHUN!"
>Hermione began screaming and writhing in pain as her limbs extended and a fetus began slowly coming out of her vegana.
>Shouts and pandemonium erupted in the Great Hall.
>Dumbledore chuckled as the spell completed, leaving Hermione unconscious as a small fetus lay on the ground.
>"YEETUS FETUS!" Dumbledore said calmly, before the stunned onlookers watched him quickly stretch his legs over to the fetus and kick it through the Great Hall windows into the lake below.
>Mr. Filch blows a whistle and signals for a touchdown
>Dumbledore smiled, before quickly turning around and raising his wand at Professor Flitwick
>"AVADA KEDAVRA!"
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He certainly knew how to deliver the Kino.
Please watch The Cook, The Thief, his Wife and her Lover if you haven't already. I'll probably do a Gosford Park tribute watch.
Rip headmaster
HARRY DID YOU POISON THE GOBLET OF FIRE
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For me its The Beast Must Die
Dude was 82 you schizo..go be tin foil in another thread.
No refund.
Holy frick Dumbleposting will now partially by a eulogy or tribute
https://vocaroo.com/1opFsYNGmHWr
https://vocaroo.com/16XZlnX27evv
Rip calmly
>...and your other actor
Underrated post
Rest in Peace Legend.
You gotta be kidding. I never saw the entire trilogy when I was a kid, only 1, 2, 4 and the ending of the last one. I'm finally binge watching the entire series now for the first time, and this happens. Fate has a funny sense of humor innit
WHAT THE FRICK
HOWEVER
>ALL the headlines emphasise he was Dumbledore
>He wasn't even the original Dumbledore
apology for poor english
when were you when mike gamblin dies?
i was sat at home put name in fire cup
‘dumble is kill’
‘no’
Literally fricking WHO???
.......DEAD
my fricking sides
>two dumbledores died in your lifetime
will the next one be black
>HERMIONE GRANGER! DID YOU JUST HOST A BUKKAKE PARTY IN THE FIFTH FLOOR BATHROOM FOR THE SLYTHERIN BOYS?! YOU FRICKING bawd! THERE IS SO MUCH OF MALFOY'S CUM IN YOUR WOMB YOUR'E PRATICALLY RELATED! IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT THAT I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED THIS SO I COULD EXTRACT YOUR MEMORIES OF THE EVENT TO MY PENSIEVE TO SELL TO THE HIGHESR BIDDER I WOULD HAVE YOU EXPELLED!
Literally who? Sorry, I'm not reddit enough to know some gay in Harry Potter
I'm just glad dumbledore posting will never die
RIP bruh
>Any last words, Dumbledore?
>Y-yes...50 points...to Gryffindor...
>...
>...
>AVADA KEDAVRA!
Isn't Snape deh too?
>snape, dumbledore, hagrid and vernon are all dead
We win again Slytherin bros
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Slytherin In spellcheck heh
Who???
Some old frick? Who gives a shit, boomer trash????
rest in peace reddit wizard
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nugger
he was great in a small part as a snakish tobacco exec in Michael Mann's The Insider
So, the Gay old man, who taught the boy who lived, has come to die
Dumbledore is dead
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a5a_Vljv3VA?feature=share
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/voldemort-laugh/
https://www.myinstants.com/en/search/?name=voldemort+laugh
>Michael Gambon is dehd!
>Deh dehdeh!
Fuck Slytherin
>HE WAS IN DUH HURTY POOPER MOOBIE
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He stretched his legs calmly. RIP
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