>Sir, we need a new James Bond to introduce the character to the zoomer/alpha generation.
>I've got just the guy.
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>Sir, we need a new James Bond to introduce the character to the zoomer/alpha generation.
Can't be worse than Craig
That is very true. At least he's traditionally handsome, tall and athletic.
his voice is horrible though
A voice can always be fixed, how you look and how your body is can't.
Unironically what tortures Cinemaphile posters. I can admire their dedications to sculpt their bodies. But I pity that many of their faces are like like a picasso with the texture of loaf dogfood.
There is no fixing a face. A busted face is even worse than being short, because at least short guys can be handsome (or fallback on being a femboy).
A poo can always be taken to the loo yet 620 million indians choose to shit in public. Why?
>his voice is horrible though
not in tenet. A good actor change the range of their voice. Al pacino, Austin butler come to mind, especially al pacino he sounded like a flaming homosexual in the 70s.
Taylor-Johnson was born Aaron Perry Johnson in High Wycombe[2] on 13 June 1990,[3][4] the son of housewife Sarah and civil engineer Robert Johnson.[4][5] He is israeli,[6]
LOL
hey dont be antisemitic!
see above
I think Callum Turner has a shot.
looks like a dork
He can look more serious + contemplative when acting. 6'1" compared to Craig/ATJ's 5'10". He gives very British working class, so broccoli can go hogwild on woke stuff.
just doesn't look it anon, him being British doesn't mean he qualifies. say what you want about ATJ, at least he has something about him, that kind of X factor only for the generation that is currently the one EON wants to market to. He's the only thing I remember from that Reddit movie Bullet Train.
I love how Bullet Train makes this board seeth, same board that claims John Wick isn't reddit but this is, apparently, lmao
john wick literally has the reddit mascot as the main lead, which morons are saying otherwise?
>I love how Bullet Train makes this board seeth
must have missed the b***hing, why did Cinemaphile hate it?
Bullet train is based John wick is reddit excursively gays say otherwise
bullet train has obsessive amounts of swearing, crude unfunny jokes, and unfunny slapstick attempts with alot of slowmo
john wick is just straight no nonsense action albiet with rgb zoomer lighting with 0 cringe dialogue
Going on a massacre cause uhh these guys killed my dog is dumb the sing along song is cringe and the separate monatary assassin ubisoft bucks gold is moronic. Some of the action sequences are entertaining but the movie series low IQ cringe
what sing along song?
killed his dog that his dying wife left him
not really that stupid, its moreso unique and a revenge film needed that at the time since theres so goddamn many
just admit you hate keanu; even though he may not act well he gets by
>what sing along song?
The russian sings a sling along song about him being the boogeyman
The punisher went on a massacre because they killed his wife and daughter in front of him, Robocop they blasted him to bits, Crank he had to do it or he would die. Im a fan of the matrix point break and devils advocate its not him its the writting of the movie. Dead dog is the weakest reason and very reddit. Its just a dog and they killed it for 0 reason
>oh my dead pupper
>i care about my dog then other humans
ATJ was kinda perfect in Tenet. Brought so much charisma to the table everyone else looked worse by comparison
That movie turned the tables on me. i was completely against it but thought hey, if he can be like this with a suit and some nicely styled hair and a clean shave? yeah, he could DEFINITELY work as James Bond.
him and pattman stole the show
>6'1"
>same height as the old lady he's photographed with
his name is Aaron Johnson but actually has the Taylor added by the 40 year old woman he married while he was 18 and added her name to his.
Are you blind? He's not the same height in that picture, or the numerous other pictures in this thread.
As a gay - he's way hotter than ATJ. Something about looking a bit rougher but in a handsome way.
But then again ATJ has a massive hog.
But then again again he only uses it on groomer hags.
Conundrum.
so, he's a good choice for Bond?
Honestly, I think so. I think he has the right vibe. Mind you so does ATJ - but I reckon he might lack the charm and instead replace it with sarcasm / quips based off his previous roles. I DID like him in Bullet Train but it's coloured my view of him as bond.
Mind you - pet peeve - I never dug that little sexual tension / allusions they had Craig do - especially with Da Silva or whoever.
What was that scene where Craig Bond was like 'who says it's only been girls' or something when Javier Bardem has him captured and naked?
Like the appeal of bond for me, is that he's so fricking arrogant and charming and self-assured that he's disarming to women AND men. But he's still straight. You frick him, but you hate yourself after. Like as a spy, fine he might have to have seduced guys etc - but I didn't vibe the bisexual winks they tried to worm in early in Craig's tenure.
He does it because it's his job. And that kind of turned me off Craigs bond. Because all he seemed to have was 'brooding' with little charm. Which is weird because Craig CAN be charming / funny / subtle... but whoever directed or steered bond really made him boring.
>mind you
>I reckon
He’s got a severe case of those Irish potatoBlack person facial features, probably appealing to British women and gays that like “a bit of the rough” but maybe a bit to pale and creepy looking for people who don’t fantasise about getting gangraped by a pack of drunken Chavs after a football game
ATJ is probably still hotter IMO, especially when he was still a twink in Kickass, although he looks a bit too israelitey for my tastes , what a waste of a perfectly good horsewiener to circumcise it like that too
strange to think every new iteration of iconic characters is gonna be played by a israelite
even Superman is now israeli
hey, at least he isn't black, paki or a woman. That counts for something.
Lol they TOYED with it last movie. Remember how the agressively dumpy black woman was somehow this incredibly athletic spy. Also do you think Black Girl Magic was enough of a justification for her killing the Russian scientist she was supposed to bring back alive just because he was racist?
Yeah, that was incredibly fricking awful. Say what you want about the movies before NTTD, but most pozz they had is a joke about Bond sleeping with men but in NTTD they went through every pozzed quota imagineable in the most egregious way.
It was all Craig though. People shit on Barbara but need to remember the Brosnan era was based and she ran it. It's all Craig and her only fault is letting him do whatever he wanted to the movies because she liked him. Craig should be hated and reviled by any Bond fan worth their salt.
ATJ could be good. Anyone, even a fricking monkey, would be a better Bond than Craig.
It is as big as GTA, in movie terms. There's only six James Bond actors and two of them have passed away. Just wait until the announcement hits and it will be the biggest news in forever, Craig got a fricking president-like announcement in 2005, that's how big of an event it was. You zoomers should shut the frickup. even NTTD made nearly 800 million with a Bond that was shit and woke and COVID. A great Bondian movie like GoldenEye in today's time would make 2 billion EASY.
2005 was almost 20 years ago grandpa. The world has changed a lot since then, and people nowadays care less about 007 than they care about star wars. It's a defunct franchise.
Worse, James Bond needs an actor with charisma. Craig was shit, and he was chosen when there still were decent male actors. Now though? There's not a single male actor with enough charisma to pull off playing James Bond.
>even Superman is now israeli
Superman is israeli coded.
Superman was made by two israelites as a socialist hero.
Yeah I get you. For some reason I DO like some slight Irish potato features on a man as a gay dude. Mind you there is always a balance - like I don't get the push for Barry Keoghan or whatever. He's got a very downsy face.
ATJ is still hot for sure and you're right - what a waste desensitising a dick that big. Though probably still has more nerves in his head than most guys have on their entire shaft based on pure real estate. I think ATJ would be a good bond but his other roles are so different I just struggle imagining it. Mind you he probably has better range than Callum no?
I’m visualising ATJ’s Bond as basically being Tangerine from Bullet Train except less slapstick and more refined, not drastically different to Roger Moore’s more lighthearted take on Bond.
Would be good if they could find a balance. I did like the wieneriness of the character and I think that's been missing from Craig's tbh.
That would be refreshing and based to watch. It's the PERFECT time for Bond to come back bigger than ever with capeshit dying and people sick and tired of it and realism nonsense. Roger Moore is my favourite and the best James Bond because he fully embraced the fantastical nature of the character and was a joy to watch, hence why he made (00)7 movies and still asked back. If they can finally bring Bond back as fun and enjoyable, that'd be a delight. I'm not holding my breath though, just to be sure.
They straight up just need a good straightforward action movie. I watched the two most recent Mission Impossibles and honestly had so much fun because they weren't gritty, cynical deconstructions and our heroes were allowed to be heroes.
I watched MI7 and holy frick, it was like finding a fountain in the middle of a desert. Fun, clean action with light hearted tone but also stakes and some nicely done drama. Cute harem of girls around Tom Cruise and some cool supporting characters. No irony, grimdark or woke nonsense. Clean, sincere fun. I hope Barbara in her copycat tendencies takes from this than say John Wick or something. Paris is a straight up James Bond henchman, the director has on many occasions said they are basically making Bond movies for the 21st Century. REAL Bond movies.
MI movies are sexless and soulless
Maybe sex less (they have such cuties, what a shame) but definitely not soulless.
Brosnan’s movies weren’t the best, but at least they weren’t as [NO FUN ALLOWED] as the Craig era, hopefully the next era won’t just double-down on the gritty realism and wokeness
Brosnan's movies, female M aside which only was annoying for 1 scene, were based male fantasies to the max. Even more than the previous one, Dalton, which didn't have that much although he had the better movies objectively. He had the best girls and it's not even close.
GoldenEye is the peak of the franchise you absolute cretins
Hey man, I am a Brosnanchad (got 007 digits thus confirming Brosnan is best Bond and BTFO'ing respectfully Dalton and Connery bros) so I agree. The Bondmania of the Y2K era was bliss, it was a you should have been there kind of thing. Bond was EVERYWHERE. It definitely went to shit once Craig came around, none of his movies were as TRULY succesful (tickets sold, income grossed) as any of Brosnan's movies and yet here we are.
Xenia is STILL my Cinemaphile waifu.
I would say Casino Royale was massive tbf. It is one of the most high quality Bond movies overall, and was absolutely the talk of town when it dropped. I can't be fricked looking up its numbers so I won't comment on that, but I can first handedly remember the impact it had when it came out.
Having said that, Craig is by far the worst Bond of all the actors and arguably his subsequent movies all proved to further damage the ip. I think a "soft reset" would be the best strategy, sort of similar to Dalton's era. Let someone, whether that be Taylor Johnson or Cavill, come in and do a movie and a direct sequel maybe before closing the character out for a good 5+ years. Then they could pick another actor who has a chance at rivalling the likes of Brosnan/Connery. It's just not gonna happen right now because Craig went for so long and was so shit.
I remember Casino Royale coming out, even then on the forums I NEVER let up and said Craig was good because he was not, even Lazenby as Bond made money and was reasonably liked. The movie came out at the perfect time with Texas Holdem being the biggest thing at the time and it not being atrocious, being like those Bourne movies. It's an incredibly dated movie looking back, unlike the other first Bond outings like GoldenEye. They went for short-term success and crippled long-term one. His movies are the most dated and of their time and he'll quickly be forgotten and memoryholed if the next one (ATJ) is even DECENT. He was saved at the time by not being absolute garbage, in a movie adapting the best book, amazing co-stars and directing/writing. He lucked out big time in CR and why his other movies are abominations.
In the hands of the right writer, Bond’s trademark quips could be very appealing to the quip-loving Marvel fanbase
I dont think any actor could pull of a roger moore he was just too charismatic.
I just watched MI2 and think his Bond will probably like Ethan Hunt in this movie. He has all the qualities of Bond but also woke-friendly so those crazies are kept at the gates. If anyone wants an actual Bond movie other than classic and Brosnan era, watch MI2. He's like a younger, wienerier and modern (in a good way) James Bond. I think how he dresses is a big way of making him unique. To differientate between Connery and Moore, they had him be more light hearted, wear normal suits more, smoke cigars but otherwise he's more or less the same. Small things like that go a long way.
>He’s got a severe case of those Irish potatoBlack person facial features
Wrong Turner. They should go for Aiden Turner if they wanna go the handsome route, Irish Bonds are insta hits in history too.
>Aiden Turner
Hes already 40 and they said they want a younger bond so they can make more movies.
means nothing, they've been doing this same shit since Connery left to keep people talking about James Bond until they make the next one
well, the announcement of a new James Bond is usually a pretty huge event and it's been 15+ years since the last time we had this. it's the movie industry equivalent of a new GTA
I'm just saying you're going to hear about a half dozen other actors meeting with the producers before it's over
it's not just meeting with him, lots of people reported (even top tier sources) that he's done the FRWL screentest, the gunbarrel and tried out tuxedos and whatnot. He's 98% the new guy, no one else has had that much forwarding and actual legitimate reports on being cast as much as ATJ.
These reports came AFTER Bullet Train released, much like no one at all was pushing for Craig pre-Layer Cake, that movie seems is what got him the role. His audition movie, basically, like Craig with Layer Cake. I can attest that it's definitely him but you never know, Kraven is still out for release and that MAY sour things but I don't believe it will.
ATJ is just more interesting as a villain. Unless they go for tongue in cheek tone
I don't know, he has that good guy look to him. If he can fix his voice and accent to a more non-wienerney, mid atlantic one and act more suave. I wouldn't mind tongue in cheek unless it's reddit humour, god knows Bond movies used to be better when they were fun and humorous.
Aha! Callum Turner has a DEEP masculine voice, already a leg up over squeaky boytoy. Kraven promo showed he's kinda stiff, emo ersatz Russian. Way less creative + unpredictable than his redneck in Nocturnal Animals.
maybe so but Callum Turner is not even on the frontrunners list while ATJ is, most likely, the guy with 98 percent likelihood. he's already done the screentests and has been top of the bookies/voting lists and speculation for a year and more.
Lmao. James Bond movies wish they were as big as GTA.
Nobody gives a shit about 007 movies anymore
Tbf only because starting with Craig's tenure, whoever owns Bond has been purposfully spiking the franchise. Basically dismantling everything that made him appealing to the audience. I get he's controversial by todays standards but you'd think they'd find a way to address this mismatch without going full self flagellating subversion like they have been.
They had M say buzzwords to him as a way of addressing that in GoldenEye but the rest was pure classic Bond but the politics have become so extreme, he can't be allowed to exist at all.
It already started all the way back in the Timothy Dalton era, it’s a testament to how based James Bond is that he’s survived more than 30 years of constant attempts by the studio at destroying their own franchise
As
pointed out, roasties have been squawking nonstop about how JB is sexist, racist power fantasy for years, but nobody gives a shit
James Bond is the male ideal. The ultimate male fantasy. It will never die, no matter how much Barbara tries. Although, most of the pozz was from Craig so I think the next one will be Brosnan-tier or better.
They’ve made some attempts at turning Moneypenny into a female power fantasy as lip-service to the roasties, if they actually did it properly it could be based instead of cringe, have her wearing the top designer fashion and israeliteellery like how Bond wears the best suits and watches, show her seducing a few Chads and give them sex-pun names
Looool
if he's got a hyphenated surname his dad is a weak cuck and he had no role model for masculinity
poor choice for bond
his name is Aaron Johnson but actually has the Taylor added by the 40 year old woman he married while he was 18 and added her name to his.
that's worse
Look at that smug smile.
She KNOWS that she's one of they few ladies that successfully cougared/groomed and no one can do anything about it.
She's imagining all the young women, lower status roasties SEETHING to the fricking maximum about how she has a young hunk all to herself and probably makes him put on a chastity ring or whatnot and has 3 kids with him by now. She won and women allover the world calling her groomer or pedophile won't change a damn thing.
It's based and I will not hear otherwise.
Oh 100%. You just KNOW every ATJ fan and women in Hollywood despise and envy her in equal parts.
They want to ask her for her secret but can't bring themselves to stop hating her for long enough to do it.
It's impressive really. I think she's a fricking creep. But then again, men in Hollywood have been doing worse for longer. Doesn't make it right, but does make most of Hollywood hypocrites (as if they weren't already).
>tfw 37
>tfw you were never groomed by a hot mature woman at a young age
lucky fricking kids
Probably the worst part of not being a teenager anymore is that fricking adult women will never have that kind of meaning again, it’s genuinely tragic.
they're ashkenazi, it was pre-arranged you stupid golem
uhh how did they have kids?
israeli ritual.
god i wish that were me
Emmanuel-Macron-and-his-wife.jpeg
He's a lil jooish hollywood fricktoy he's sucked and been sucked by weinstein
They began dating when she was directing him in the biopic Nowhere Boy. If the sexes were reversed people would be decrying it as predatory and abusive.
It's common for israelites to have hyphenated last names.
british film have israeli favoritism?
holymoly
Who was this in reference to
Holy pussy galore. she'd be good.
He was Kick-Ass. For that alone, he has my vote.
I'm not necessarily saying he'd be bad for the role, but I just can't personally picture Kick-Ass as the new 007. It's just difficult for me to take AJ out of the Kick-Ass role and believably put him into the Bond role without me subconsciously saying to myself "Hey look it's Kick-Ass in a tux haha." It would be difficult for me to take him seriously as Bond.
That's only if you're thinking of Bond as Sean Connery/Pierce Brosnan. He's obviously gonna play his own thing, not harp on those two or anyone else. I mean, Daniel Craig was just his Layer Cake character in a tuxedo anyway. It's not about the actual character of James Bond anymore, anon. Tall, stoic snob with black hair and blue eyes. James Bond has basically became a stock character, an archetype like Mary Sue. He's just a name you slap onto whatever action hero type is popular at the time and go from there, he'll probably be some Ethan Hunt/John Wick amalgmation and nothing resembling James Bond. Just stating the truth here so people don't get disappointed when they expect Kick Ass to be like Sean Connery. Even if Kraven flops to bits, he's still the new 007.
Then how did Bateman become the Batman
Bones. Billy Bones.
I actually really like him too tbh. But I THINK given his height, he needs more mass. Unironically his gorilla body in Umbrella Academy does something to his proportions to enhance his looks. If he put on some more muscle, I reckon he could strike a balance between being a bond for women and gay dudes (the Bond owners' main priorities for some reason).
henchman type, not James Bond.
>Aaron Taylor-Johnson
literally fricking who? Also, hyphenated names are embarrassing
>don't know Kick-Ass
then again, him being in a lot of notable stuff but not really knowing him is why he's going to get the role over Cavill. They want the casting to be an actual surrpise.
He was pretty good in Outlaw King
I bet he'll play a kick ass 007 on screen.
He's got a horse wiener. Bigger than Dafoe. Bigger than Fassbender.
https://wienertailsandwienertalk.com/2021/06/more-gifs-of-aaron-taylor-johnsons-schlong-nsfw/
is that his wife? she looks like his grandma
23 year difference. They met when he was 18 and she was 41
it's gonna be weird when she dies way before him
Do you think he's hostage and will have finished his Bond tenure by then and let rip on the shit she made him do? lol
Yes, it's his wife and he has got him all to herself. Women worldwide are in suicide mode over it.
what a cute picture of him with his grandma
It’s big but definitely not bigger than Dafoe’s hog
it definitely is
https://sticky.queerclick.com/pin/658624/
I still think Dafoe’s is longer, ATJ being circumcised gives the optical illusion of being bigger than it actually is, same reason why Justin Bieber made sure to pull back his foreskin before leaking his own nude pics lol
you're a moron
https://wienertailsandwienertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/johnson.gif
TBF Bieber had the 'I just finished fricking my model GF' residual chub going. His dick was not as impressive as everyone made out. Mind you, we're talking 14 year old fans who had never seen a dick before so that's probs the reason for the hype.
no homosexual but I wanna choke on that
put the green lines!!!!!!!!!
he's too short, he aint even 6'
Jodie Comer is a Bond villainess like Xenia who wants to frick Bond to death and is a recurring character in his movies and shows up and failing to do this but falling in love with him even more. Make her Russian.
Any more bright ideas?
JEWmes BOND is now a genocider tribesman.
>Six gorillion israelites, Mr. Bond.
Im okay with it. Cavill would be my fav but this guy is good too.
Shame we missed out on prime post-twink Cavill at 22 all this time in favour of Craig because the hard on Barbara had for him.
>Taylor-Johnson
WHICH ONE IS IT
PICK ONE
I've wanted him as Bond for a while so its good to hear.
Wait. I just realized that a few years ago they said the next 007 would be a woman, that ugly black woman whose name i don't remember btw.
What happened to that idea?
See
MGM is seemingly desperate to kill their own franchise, and nothing would kill it more effectively than casting a black actress lol
If they had the insanity to cast a black guy as 007, the world would bully them to tears. Imagine the outroar over The Little Mermaid but actually 1000000x worse and a worldwide fricking laughing stock. Everyone normal would hate it and not even blacks want it. I saw a video on IG about the black girl in NTTD and there were tons of working class blacks who hated her and want 007 to be a white, straight and English suave action hero.
It's not that they're black. It's that they're unlikable / forced.
Idris Elba is well liked and a great actor. People would largely be fine with him as Bond. Hell, I even liked Black Moneypenny. She cute and was a decent actress. God knows why they didn't make her the co lead of the last movie vs Lyshanna whatsherface who only knew how to scowl.
>Idris Elba is well liked and a great actor. People would largely be fine with him as Bond
They would not and he's black. James Bond is not a fricking tuxedo and profession, he's a character who's a white ubermensch male fantasy. No one would like it aside from you and insane Twitter troglodytes.
I have a white bond preference and agree that he is a character, not a codename. But people talking about how all 'the chuds' would hate it and burn the franchise down are projecting.
It wouldn't be a massive blowup because at least he is well liked and can act. Mind you never give these types an inch. Once Bond goes black, he'll stay black.
People would hate it, anon. James Bond is, arguably, the most popular cinema character of all time and it's not some small potatoes kind of thing. Your inner Anglosphere circle that is pozzed would accept it but think globally, China for one would not show it and it'd be a global joke since Bond is a highly respected and revered cultural export of the UK/US. He's perhaps in the Top 3 biggest fictional characters of all time, maybe even n1. You don't frick with that, ever. Craig was bad enough, least he was ''white'' (kind of). It'd be a joke and flop, I know you're being diplomatic but let's not pretend there wouldn't be major fricking outrage on a global scale. A capeshit or video game character is not on the same level as James Bond. The entire fabric of his character is conditioned on him being white.
I'll accept that anon. China being a massive market for action movies, combined with Bonds cultural relevance as 'Ubiquitously English' would take a massive hit if he were to be black. Non-Wester (and large parts of Western) audiences would reject it. Even if the actor were palatable like Idris Elba.
But to be fair. Hollywood has been suicidal for a while now, almost purposfully spiting China, hoping they'll just accept it - to no avail so far.
Idris Elba as a Baron Samedi character would be kino.
Idris Elba couldn't even turn a Fast+Furious spin off into a success. What makes you think that he's popular?
As much as you guys will seethe I still think Idris Elba is the best person to play 007. Nobody else really fits the picture right now unless you want some dorky twink doing it.
He's BLACK. You have eyes or a brain? He's a black person. That should end any and all discussion on that insane idea. But you could just be baiting.
Marvel quips are ironic Reddit humour, Bond quips are normal people humour and based alpha male joking about things around him. They are quipping but they're worlds apart. Plus, imagine the sexual Bond girl names/puns in the modern age.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, Pierce was so good. He was the only Bond aside from Connery who I've wanted to be so badly. No disrespect to Moore or Dalton but I never felt they were true rogue dark types who are only convienently on the side of good and just want to frick, drink and have fun and fight. That's who James Bond is to me. He's an anti-hero who wants the hero's perks. A heel, if you will. He's not evil but he's not some boy scout by any metric. This is why Brosnan is the only truly great BOND since the man himself, for me. I loved him so much and miss him.
Idris Elba is 51 years of age
Idris Elba has never starred in a successful movie, he's an ugly meme actor you cuck.
>Idris Elba has never starred in a successful movie,
Then he would be perfect for bond, since they always pick subpar actors.
I actually think his wife is hot, but she's had cancer twice and I imagine her breasts are cut up
More like James Goldbond
this should be the new bond
I think that an Indian woman would still be better than an Indian man as James bond.
Imagine how ridiculous a pajeet James Bond would be. "De naymes bond. James bond" *tunak tunak version of 007 theme starts playing*
Not only should they make James Bond female but they should make all the bad people female as well. In fact everyone in the movie should be female, and they should wear lycra bodysuits, and there'd be no guns, just wrestling. That's my James Bond pitch
i dont want a israelite playing bond.
Today, I will remind them how BrosnanCHADS won. Check em.
He's the only sensible choice.
>Henry Cavill
Too old, too buff, doesn't have the charisma or screen presence in any way whatsoever.
>Dan Stevens
An actually good choice but far too old and he's even more onions gay than Craig.
>Idris Elba.
No, have a nice day.
>Henry Golding
Bugman.
>Rege Jean Page.
NO, again, have a nice day.
>Callum Turner
Dysgenic potato.
>James Norton
Ugly homosexual.
He's the only real, decent choice. He's been the best part of anything he's been in for years. I think he'll be the biggest surprise casting of the past few decades. Barbara is getting her shit together.
Look at this picture, look how fricking out of place Craig is. Like some autistic homosexual that photoshopped himself in. He's not James Bond but ATJ? Yeah, he could slide in here. No problem.
>early life
He's not black, ugly or a woman. Good enough for me.
Jon Hamm would have been perfect 5+ years ago.
Just clone this fricker and get martin campbell on the job. Perfect bond movie.
They could de-age him like they did with DeNiro. He should've been Bond. Craig is a grotesque freak.
boring
He could play ((Goldfinger))'s son.
Don't know, don't care. The Bond franchise died with the real Q, Desmond Llewellyn.
Women would prefer to see an Asian Bond
>Chong... Ching Chong
Frick no, he looks weird tbh. Like he's not ugly, but he looks like some rando douchebag.
>The name is Bondstein
>israelite Bondstein
What a surprise. Tiresome. Idris Elba would've been better.
Yeah, let's cast an actual cuckold as the ultimate ladies man.
inb4 hes reduced to a bumbling goofball side character who gets captured in the first 5 minutes and saved by the black female POC lead
Didn’t this happen in the past one?
The infamous scene where he was a passenger on a Vespa. Imagine going from Vesper to Vespa.
I just Bond to be fun and quippy again
>Hottest actor out of the UK right now
>doesn't cast him as Bond
Why?
Could play a Robbie Coltrane character.
his face squished against the test tube they created him in and it smooshed his face
pls no
how does this dude keep getting work? i've never seen a good performance from him. never an entertaining bad performance either. he's just bland as frick
He's a good actor
>another day
>another James Bong thread
I hate what foreign tourists have done to this site. Frick the British.
This is just what agents "leak" to press to try and help their guy get the role. It's just him saying he wants the role. Not that they want him in the role.. It's a nothinburger.
James Bond announcements
Pierce Brosnan
Daniel Craig
The difference is staggering Pierce was welcomed instantly while Craig is crucified from the start.
Bongbros, will we always be on Cinemaphile hiding from our own government? Will we ever shitpost in public or go to ye olde pub with our mate lads?
Would we ever get a great looking casts again?
Oy Goldfinger! Do you expect me to pay retail?!
Good Morning Sars... Bond must come back to India you bloody benchods
I just hope these movies are separate and not some long on going story about loss like the craig movies. Please no more trying to kill M or blowing up MI6 or a past 007 comeback from the dead for revenge. Its been done to death you fricking hacks.
Make her a Bond girl before her diet gets out of control. Coffee twice a day is dangerous.
I was hoping for Idris Elba to be the next James Bond.
this is just plain racist
After Skyfall, the DB5 turned into a curse car.
hes got decent performances in roles mentioned outside of kickass
and it seems to be the trend to go young to renew an ip; superman, spider-man and now bond
That's literally Woody Allen as Bond. Its amazing how Mission Impossible has better Bond-isms than EON Bond itself. Mission Impossible even went the harem route Bond used to have.
Craig's run did not reinvent anything. It just became more insular and critical.
This scene would be banned in modern spy films
bond cant compete with mi
its over
wtf I didn't know he was from England
post footage of him acting english
Idk if he'd be a good Bond but he was good in Bullet Train, impressed me because going into it I expected to see him just playing a Kick Ass type role again.
looks israeli
>actor is israeli
No way. israelites in Hollywood? Are you the first to discover this?
name 10 israelites in hollywood
I was surprised to find out he wasn't israeli at all.
No complain, especially if he cut his hair short like when he's in Godzilla. Plus he has a big wiener