>Sir.

>Sir. We have a high court writ.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But do you have a loicense?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am a meat popsicle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      black knife lookin

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They look like big guys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking for yourself, I assume?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i could kick everyone single one of their asses. just try and touch my shit, i dare them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >w-we’ll call the police if y-you start getting violent

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I submitted an appeal, so no, you may not enter my house.
    >O-ok sir, we'll come back after your appeal is denied.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I magdump and return to my previous business.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spaz, nonce, slaphead, limpwrist, big foot, dobby, pansy, beetroot, mong

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's an americans pretend that repo men don't exist in their country thread
    >it's an americans state they would, with impunity, murder repo men that were enforcing an order of a court

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Repo men exist, but evictions are handled by police here because these dudes would 100% get dropped by some Black person with a gun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do police really enforce civil claims? do they charge a fee to the creditor?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on state, but yeah the landlord will straight up pay a deputy a hundred bucks to enforce the court order personally

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          US police don’t do anything about people that haven’t paid off their stuff bought on credit. Your credit score just gets wrecked.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a civil claim that turns to more of a trespassing issue once the court deals with it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            interesting- trespass is only a civil offence in the UK

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What a nightmare, imagine some bongoloid is in your house and won’t leave and all you do is take him to court

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You can legally get killed for it in America.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I live in Indiana and we have whats called Castle Doctrine. If someone is trespassing in your house and you fear for your life life can legally blow them the frick away. They have to be INSIDE your house though.

              >we also just got constitutional carry so you can conceal carry a pistol anywhere without a permit. Theres not "duty to retreat" in my state so if you see someone committing a felony that endangers yours or another's life you can also legally intervene

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Very based
                Given the amount of home invasions I see on true crime documentaries you'll need those guns m8.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I live in the middle of nowhere in Florida and I have to chase groups of meth heads off my property at least once a month.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one said anything about america you obsessed weirdo. rent free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you owe money so we are going to come into your home and take property that is roughly the same value
      no we absolutely do not have that here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you do you fricking idiot, it's at the discretion of the judge in civil cases and they'll put a lien on your assets
        if you have no assets you can be declared bankrupt at which point all your shit becomes forfeit

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe that simple satire isn't an universal and basic civil right in developed places. It's like bad sportmanship. Or keeping everything in various shades of gray, charcoal and London Smoke.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You bloody right mate, court would need to be high as frick to write something like that.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >acting all reasonable and accommodating because the cameras are on
    such a dishonest show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna have to disagree here. They actually go through quite a rigorous recruitment process despite their awful pay, its a really big part of the process for them not to be buttholes.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have friends at the high court

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The man who loses the court's appeal, loses the court's friendship.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The man who loses the court's appeal, loses the court's friendship.

      >Mr Lennox answered with his credit rating!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >guy have like nearly a million pounds in debt and they can't take his stuff because the collectors don't want that
    >next time they visit the guy refuses to open and there is nothing they can do
    >he got away with everything
    This show just taught me that you should NEVER open or talk to any of these shitheads and you can actually get away with it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they aren't real police so they have very little power. as long as you don't open the door there isn't much they can do. they can't risk trying to break your done down so it would still be illegal.

      realistically you could just pack up and sneak off to europe and get away with it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >realistically you could just pack up and sneak off to europe and get away with it

        all debtors rely on the grimy ingrained working class subservience to an authority figure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched all episodes in 2019 it was always the rich that got away with everything haha

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they wear vests? Are they protective vests or just stylistic? Are they bullet proof or just there to maybe stop a knife?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they are stab vests because they routinely have to deal with scum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      part-actual protection, part-psychological. They deliberately dress like police officers, hence the black ties, as they know they're dealing with morons that are more likely to be cooperative if they think they're actual police officers
      also hence the name, High Court Enforcement Limited, which is just a trading name. Anyone could have set up a company with that name and registered it with Companies House, they chose that name because they can present themselves as 'high court enforcement', even though there's no legal weight to that name.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when someone doesn’t pay their loicense they send these goons in and it usually results in a stabbing of some kind

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't they ending TV licenses? Will they have to get real jobs now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not a bong but I watched this show a lot and not one episode involved a TV loicence, I think another body deals with that.

          Also, I'm curious what makes you think it's not a real job? After all, it's real work with a real paycheck (albeit a small one).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a real job as much as a tow-truck driver is a real job.. they’re not necessary or critical but ehhh

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nice b8

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They don't produce anything or provide a valuable service.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BBC people do TV licenses and you dont actually have to let them into your house
          these guys you dont have to let in either but they can call the police at some point, loicense guys cant do anything

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How can they tell if you don't have a TV license?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              TV licensing (a private company) has a database of all properties in the UK and know which ones don't have a license. If you don't have a license, they will basically send you letters reminding you that if you watch live TV you need one, which get more and more threatening. They may send an 'inspector' but they have absolutely zero authority and are there to just try and intimidate old ladies into letting them come in and getting them to admit they watch live TV.
              There are various methods to get them to stop writing to you but I have never bothered because I enjoy getting their monthly cuck letters and I don't want them knowing my name.
              Some guy has been doing this 'no contact' for like 15 years and has been uploading all the letters he's been sent in that time- http://www.bbctvlicence.com/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I was told they have vans on patrol with equipment that can detect television signals entering residences. Do they just assume everyone watches TV?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'd love to see that tested in court. They'd have to disclose how it works

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The van thing was pure bullshit. They cant tell and even if you could how do you tell who is watching TV and who isn't on an estate like this, or a block of flats?
                The only way they can enforce it now is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The only way they can enforce it now is
                the loicence guys got to im... UK bros, when will this madness end?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We got told the same shit here in Sweden, they came up with all crazy stuff to try and intimidate the population to pay their TV-loisense

                We have the same thing in Finland. It's just a bit annoying because state owned TV is leftist, feminist and pro multiculture. They still show some old series and you can watch those from their streaming service but there isn't many new things that don't make you angry.

                >It's just a bit annoying because state owned TV is leftist, feminist and pro multiculture
                It's exactly the same here in Sweden

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We used to have the same shit in Sweden, but it thankfully got removed a few years ago.
                Now instead the state TV gets all their money directly from out taxes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We have the same thing in Finland. It's just a bit annoying because state owned TV is leftist, feminist and pro multiculture. They still show some old series and you can watch those from their streaming service but there isn't many new things that don't make you angry.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We got told the same shit here in Sweden, they came up with all crazy stuff to try and intimidate the population to pay their TV-loisense

                [...]
                >It's just a bit annoying because state owned TV is leftist, feminist and pro multiculture
                It's exactly the same here in Sweden

                I'd say it's the same all over the west

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We used to have the same shit in Sweden, but it thankfully got removed a few years ago.
                Now instead the state TV gets all their money directly from out taxes.

                in japan a tv license is 100% optional and close to 100% pay for it
                in my country tv is shit made by serbs could be worse could be turkroaches pumping out a call to prayer haha

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i lived for a year in the uk for my masters degree. during that time i rented a home with some room mates and we had a tv and watched tv the loicense guys showed up once and we told them yea we have a tv but no one watches it actually because they either play vidya or watch whatever they want on the internet.
                that was the only time they have come for the whole time i was in the uk.
                i feel like this whole loicense thing is overblown.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I've never paid for a TV licence in my entire life, and never even seen an inspector.

                It's overblown, but Americans jump on it because its a tax that's actually named a licence (and shouldn't be) so they jump all over it. Maybe it's cope from spending too much time at the DMA queue

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah we have actual people knocking and checking inside people houses if they have a TV
                >but it's not a big deal :))

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they didnt eve ask to come inside.
                they only asked if we had a tv and if we used it to watch cable.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i lived for a year in the uk for my masters degree. during that time i rented a home with some room mates and we had a tv and watched tv the loicense guys showed up once and we told them yea we have a tv but no one watches it actually because they either play vidya or watch whatever they want on the internet.
                that was the only time they have come for the whole time i was in the uk.
                i feel like this whole loicense thing is overblown.

                it is pretty much. everyone knows how to deal with them now so fewer and fewer people are paying the license. they are planning to just roll it in with regular tax anyway at some point

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they are planning to just roll it in with regular tax anyway at some point
                They did a similar thing in Germany an a friend of mine said he hates it. There its a tax that is paid quarterly per household and you have to pay it even if you dont watch tv. Its a general telecommunications tax. It supposedly generated billions for public broadcasters when it was implemented and all that money never got invested back into public broadcast tv or radio.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There its a tax that is paid quarterly per household and you have to pay it even if you dont watch tv.

                The trick is that you technically have access to the services over the internet even if you don't have a tv. It's literally impossible to prove that you don't own a tv, computer or smartphone

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >http://www.bbctvlicence.com/
                that site is hilarious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                TV licensing (a private company) has a database of all properties in the UK and know which ones don't have a license. If you don't have a license, they will basically send you letters reminding you that if you watch live TV you need one, which get more and more threatening. They may send an 'inspector' but they have absolutely zero authority and are there to just try and intimidate old ladies into letting them come in and getting them to admit they watch live TV.
                There are various methods to get them to stop writing to you but I have never bothered because I enjoy getting their monthly cuck letters and I don't want them knowing my name.
                Some guy has been doing this 'no contact' for like 15 years and has been uploading all the letters he's been sent in that time- http://www.bbctvlicence.com/

                it's a bit interesting looking at it go through the cycle every few years. constant vague threats of 'enforcement' officers coming any day now. it's legalised harassment from a private company

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >these guys you dont have to let in either
            you do actually, it's an offence to obstruct someone enforcing a high court writ. They can also force entry.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >these guys you dont have to let in either
            are you one of the stupid c**ts from the programme?
            >"GO AWAY I DONT HAVE TO LET YOU IN!!!"
            >"Nobody sed u woz coming!"
            >"I shud 'ave gorrah letter!"

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Willingly get yourself into debt so you can afford a new telly
    >Shocked and surprised when you have to pay it back

    no sympathy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does bong police even do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its not police but nice try

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the frick are they?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Please read the thread or frick off cheers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How about you read my wiener up your mothers asscrack you fricking crooked teeth pedo inbred queer

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Calm down cletus

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Im from Boston you homo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >coastal urban redneck
                sounds like he was spot on

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              gottem

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Basically repo men who larp as police when they can get away with it, and then got a TV show for middle class boomers who love to see "scum get what it deserves"

          Never mind the majority of the problems they deal with are white collar, those guys are usually not moronic enough to sign away to be shown on TV for some reason

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Never mind the majority of the problems they deal with are white collar
            hahahahaha no, a high court writ is basically a last resort or where you need to deal with the issue quickly, which means it's usually when the person has been given every opportunity to pay, or you're dealing with an eviction which again takes up to a year to deal with through the courts. Anyone with a reasonable IQ (and therefore isn't poor) just pays the debt once they've lost in county court and a CCJ is handed down.
            and they regularly show them enforcing writs against businesses, although they're almost always run by pakis

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New world order zogbots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      putin is israeli

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone is fricking fat
    they're the same as fricking americans lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Our cops don't get fat until their 30s. When they first start out they're pretty fit then sit in a cruiser all day eating donuts.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >makes commies, muslims and poorgay subhumans seethe
    based

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the episode where a guy sells clothes Online and they find soft air guns or something in his garage
    >he is in like £50k in debt
    >gets away with it because he refuses to open the door for them
    kek, is it that easy to get away?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His credit rating is likely fricked and he will struggle to ever get any sort of lending or loan. There are loads of things a large debt like that can mess up, even some jobs will refuse to hire you if they run a check on you and see you have court injunctions against you.
      And I doubt they just gave up, they would of kept on trying to collect after the show aired.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no this rich dude can't take a loan....the horrors!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >try to buy a car on finance
          Sorry you failed the credit check
          >try to move house
          No bank will lend to you
          >try to get a new job
          Sorry you've failed the DBS checks, we can afford to risk hiring someone onto this position with poor financial history.

          If you have no access to credit, you have to pay for everything upfront. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but some stuff is almost mandatory to get on credit or some sort of payment plan. And if you have shit credit, the only rates you will get are fricking awful.
          I doubt the guy was rich, he was just pretending to bit until his debt caught up with him

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are israelited by the usurous israelite.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best episode?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These people are what we call miserable c**ts. Pay your fricking bills by all means, but who would actually want to do this? Take what little the dumb and poor have, take a cut, and give the rest to the ~~*landlord*~~

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in my shitty wfh wagey job I speak to tenants and landlords all day.
      it's almost a 50/50 split on who is the biggest c**t between a tenant or landlord
      that said I think no person or corporation should be allowed to own more than 2 domestic properties which is quite commie I suppose

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not arguing that, I'm just saying what kind of a c**t would want to do this as a job? Larp as a cop and harass poor dirty dumb people all day using tricks and half-truths instead of actual powers? I'd feel like such a phoney threatening to add 30% to the fee as "enforcement costs" I mean how the frick does that help the situation?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it was just when you put ~~*landlord*~~ I thought I would reply to that.
          >I'm just saying what kind of a c**t would want to do this as a job?
          I used to think "anyone that really needs a job" but I've since found out that is not true because you can do the job by phone. Any Company's collections team will take on literally anyone and a lot of it is wfh too. The type of people that go door-to-door are there by choice.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good Morning Sirs

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Bohill is one of the most BASED men to every come out of the UK

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >high court at door
    >refuse to let them in
    >they say you are block the orders of the high court
    >ring laywer, get emergency stay of execution with the court
    >nullls their writ
    >they have to leave
    >move all your stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lawyer bills you 500 pounds for services
      >Original debt just got another 1k added to it.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone seen the kino episode where a pajeet is hiding under the bed haha

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >forced to pay for state propaganda and subversion

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just once I want to watch the bailiffs get slaughtered by a mentally ill man in a dressing gown. Evil bullying c**ts.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny hing is you'd have to pay ME to watch anything on fricking telly in 2020+2, let alone the British Broadcasting Communists.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have never paid for a TV license and ignore all the letters from Capita or whoever the BBC outsources it too. I've had one visit and just didnt answer the door lol.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nigel is my favorite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the south african guy
      him and the scottishman do good cop bad cop

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could easily murder any of them without sweating. The absolute state of brits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No they would produce the black guy and his son and you would start cleaning their shoe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No they would produce the black guy and his son and you would start cleaning their shoe

      >I said open the door white boi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The nignog is based he tried a bit of bants with the big fat c**t and that fat c**t started REEEEEEing lmao.

        UK copper here , what happened to him? Smarmy street lawyer c**t. Would love to get my hands on him.

        >UK copper here
        the big fat c**t is best friends with child killing israelite levi roots go and get him arrested lad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shit it's not levi roots its levi bellfield
          https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4198286/Can-t-Pay-ll-Away-star.html

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do the guy second from the left and guy on the right look like they came from the exact same regressive anglo puddle of bootlicking jism?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still miss Crimebodge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      UK copper here , what happened to him? Smarmy street lawyer c**t. Would love to get my hands on him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't know. He suddenly went quiet and hasn't updated his channel & site for nearly a year. A damn shame.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any other show like this? I don't think they'll be making any new ones but I've an itch to scratch

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO ROOM FOR FAR RIGHT HATE HERE

    WE'LL SHOUT YOU DOWN
    WE'LL SHOUT YOU DOWN
    NO ROOM FOR HATE
    WE'LL SHOUT YOU DOWN

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    American here. Does a high court writ actually mean anything? Most Brits in these threads say they can’t do shit if you just ignore them and don’t let them in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Most Brits in these threads say they can’t do shit if you just ignore them and don’t let them in.
      This is true. I know from the TV show they are always trying to "make peaceful entry" aka snaking in through a window or trying doors to see if they are open. If they can get in they are allowed to be in if not you just have to stand fast.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize neither the UK, the authority of any of it's courts nor it's citizens as people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’ll recognize the barrel of an SAS troopers rifle as it’s pushed into your temple mick scum.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and nobody cares

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly cared enough to seethe about it, lmfao subhuman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’ll recognize the barrel of an SAS troopers rifle as it’s pushed into your temple mick scum.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        one little boy that will end up in prison
        2 girls that will pump out 8 Black folk each because some moron bogtrotters get the jungle fever

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a tenant locks himself in the bathroom episode

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pakis gang rape girls for years? crickets
    >pakis one day late on rent? send in paul "the paki pulveriser" bohill

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I particularly hate that fat c**t who looks like Preston from The Ordinary Boys chewing a shit-coated wasp.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filthy frickin piglets.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >reeeeee don't swear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm M Night Shamalylamomalananan
      >get arrested

      Fricking racist jumped up piggies.

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