>Prime Video’s new Sauron actor for ‘The Rings of Power’ Season 2 has been revealed to be Gavi Singh Chera.
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>Prime Video’s new Sauron actor for ‘The Rings of Power’ Season 2 has been revealed to be Gavi Singh Chera.
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HAHHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FRICK
Personally I blame the investors. It's them getting ripped off! Hollywood is literally Matthew's character from Wolf of WallStreet. It's about the commission.
Hollywood is literally this guy from Wolf of Wall street
Based Amazon acknowledging rusanglogermcuck roots in Asia
>siron
>write Sauron into a seething incel simp
>cast an indian man
i see what you did there amazon.
Saaron is the master of Mt. Deem.
He resides ontop of a very large cell tower, where he can tap into the webcams of old wizards across the whole realm.
His greatest enemies are the pale fair elves who can threaten to reveal the roots of his high caste ancestry to his swarthy orc hordes.
He has permanently fallen from grace, but is also never gonna go full Big Balrog Conqueror mode like Melkor.
He will forever be a middlemutt, and Galadriel will redeem every time.
Amazon did the needful. Nice.
Why would Sauron want to be a pajeet?
So he can poop anywhere
The way they intended it is that while he was angelic he was a poo, but when he went evil he turned into white man, the usual stuff.
>Why would Sauron want to be a pajeet
His Pajeet form is referred to as 'original form Sauron' by the production, so it's just how Eru made him.
He's the one who will feature in the Sauron flashback at the start of s2 (before he shifted into Halbrand)
>pajeet turns into a white man to frick a white girl
Can't make this shit up.
> Why would Sauron want to be a pajeet?
To blend in in Rivendell and Gondor, the multicultural centers of Middle Earth.
So he can be extra intimidating and charismatic.
More like Sauresh
What happened to the other actor I thought he was pretty good
Killed himself after watching the slop
the only thing this show had going for it was appealing to horny fantasy nerd women who want to frick sauron
and they replaced sauron with a pajeet
are they moronic
the only real life discussion of this show i've ever heard was about how hot sauron was, so yeah this doesn't seem the best idea
Women always find a way
There's white women already talking about him being just as hot as the Halbrand guy. I'm not sure if it's amazon shills or self hating white lib women winning brownie points. Many look like 30+ femcels.
>Many look like 30+ femcels
Pretty much who they are trying to appeal to, millennial white women. Casting Celeborn as the qt guy from Bridgerton was no coincidence.
One ring to redeem them
Sir! Return the ring!
No you stupid bloody bastard do no throw it into fire!
I will frick your mother and become your father!
Sir! Sir! Sir! Do not do that!
Go to Moria and get ring and bring here!
Okay wot I need you to do: go to marketplace and get GONDOR GIFTCARD. We will redeem the rings only if you get GONDOR GIFTCARD. Ok you need to go many marketplace and buy. Saar, if youuuu donot dodis ok, ALL the orcs of Marrdarr will come to your village and frick your whole family. Yes saar, only the power of GONDOR GIFTCARD can save you!
DO NOT REDEEM THE RING, MORTAL SIR
One poo to rule them all
> Sir or Mam
Imagine if Vivek becomes Trump's VP and pajeet-Sauron Al-Pharazon's right-hand man
>melkor lost
>he was outsourcing to india all along
It checks.
PLEASEFRICKINGHELPMESIR I AM INDIAN
>It's a brown desert man
Zelda bros, Ganon likeness is back on the menu
How will they even write that into the story?
>hey buddy last time i saw you you were a handsome white man
>wait why are you taking your pants dow-
>what are you doing sauron
>SAURON WHY ARE YOU SHITTING THERE
>FOR CHRIST'S SAKE SAURON THERE'S A TOILET RIGHT THERE
>No NO NO SAURON DO NOT WORSHIP THE TOILET
Is he going to rape dogs and monitor lizards, too?
Both actors will portray Sauron in s2
Halbrand at the start and when he's trying to rally the humans of the south to his cause but then he shifts into his 'original form' when he returns to Eregion to make the rest of the Rings and then sack the city.
The Pajeet form is the one he was using when Adar thought he killed him
MAAM WHY DID YOU DID THIS? WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE FRICKING RING??? DID I ASKED YOU TO FRICKING REDEEM???
The brown eye of siron shits to the streets
>SARSURAN
>a fairly mid blonde haired, blue eyed woman will kill a pajeet
brace yourselves for this poetry
SARUMA'AM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?
>Cutting off the ONLY thing people liked about this shit
>Replacing him with a pajeet
I don't understand this planet, these people.
The entirety of commercial Western 'culture' is now a demoralisation psy-op orchestrated by malign elites who hate us.
Maybe, but they’re off key if that’s the intent here.
It’s so bad it’s purely a joke. Quite a good one even.
It might not be a joke if they’d managed to get anyone anywhere at anytime to like this shit, but they didn’t.
Train wreck season 2 incoming, lol.
Most successful Amazon original. Cope.
Yeah, right.
Anyway, might be this is their pivot. Only place that didn’t look at it and notice how shit it was immediately… India?
So yea gotta chase that street shitting audience.
>Most successful Amazon original
Couldn't get a lower bar even if you tried.
Cope with what
Oh nononononono She-Hulkbros! What went wrong?
Ok rape your franchise later
>Fair skin
>Long ivory hair
>Sharp and symmetric features
>Stern but harmonious
>Taller than 6'4"
Cast 5'6" Indian dude with a ball nose and no chin.
more like rings of pooer
>do not redeem the ring sirs
>rings of poower.
Listen to me, Galadriel, DO NOT REDEEM THE RING!
The actor should get in trouble for accepting the part because white actors get in trouble for accepting "poc" character parts.
>Redemption phase Sauron was white
>Evil again Sauron is brown
Based unintentional racism
They know they got exposed fir woke propaganda, since bow they’re just doubling down to piss off all the haters.
Imagine if companies with this much money actually tried to make something good?
>They know they got exposed fir woke propaganda, since bow they’re just doubling down to piss off all the haters.
Amazon hates making money.
the entire show is a humiliation ritual
These two play high elves
They are part of a little group that Galadriel leads in s2.
She's like a middle manager that orders around a bunch of pocs
Really living out that middle class white woman dream
>SAR, CAST IT INTO THE FIRE
>DO NOT REDEEM IT
>no
>SAR
>In the Land of Poo where the Shadows loom
I suppose a sphincter is a kind of ring.
Did they really cut him? I thought he still plays Halbrand, maybe the pajeet is just for flashbacks?
See
and
Pajeet is for a flashback with Adar and Eregion ring making + battle.
Halbrand will be his main form in the first half of the season, he goes around human villages and tries to get them onside
Not sure what he ends the season as but episode 8 climax is apparently a 'very important' dramatic scene between Galadriel, Celeborn and Pajeetron
First they cast some swarthy hobo as Sauron and now they cast a pajeet. Are they deliberately don't want to cast a tall blonde dude??
Shadow of mordor mogging this show is the funniest shit ever
SIRON THE REDEEMER