Sit down Raimisissies, let the MCU Spiderman take things from here

Sit down Raimisissies, let the MCU Spiderman take things from here

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice pic did your boyfriend make it for you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus raimi

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6m lbs
    >it's a floating boat
    >what is buoyancy
    did they take that into account or just?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >did they do actual MIT-grade math to dunk on the better spiderman film
      No. Clearly they did not.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally early highschool physics in my country. I'm guessing you're American

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A country you were too scared to name.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mit grade math
        Did you never take a bath as a kid or swim in a lake/ocean?
        Then surely you would of noticed that things become lighter in water

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was holding them from breaking apart not sinking you down syndrome

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            does buoyancy not apply to things in water if they are broken?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >does buoyancy not apply to things in the air?
              no. no it doesn't.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are brain dead

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>does buoyancy not apply to things in the air?
                homie it's a boat in water not a fricking airship

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it does you triple Black person

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dumb thirdie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>does buoyancy not apply to things in the air?
      homie it's a boat in water not a fricking airship

      It's not a boat, it's two halves of a boat, with sharp edges to slice into the water. Buoyancy doesn't mean anything without structural integrity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >throw plank upwards into water
        >it floats back up
        explain atheist, what is the structural integrity of a plank

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          straight up dishonest argument, nice pilpul attempt gay.
          Now throw a chunk of steel in that same water.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >straight up dishonest argument
            yeah, was hoping someone to take the bait but no

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              shit, I'm sorry anon
              I should have played along, my bad

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The top is a really shitty homage to the bottom, how over the top it is is part of the problem.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell if I like or dislike powerlevel topics, sometimes it's fun but you'll go mentally ill if it's all you think about with every piece of entertainment you watch

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mcu powerscalers exist?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holland Spider-Man movies aren't really good. Had to rely on Toby and Andrew to help fix his series.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cartoon character on the top is stronger than the real guy on the bottom?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tobey did some Kino and can be taken as a "SERIOUS" actor just like Garfield, Holland on the other hand...

    He's probably still seething at Chalamet.

    Btw, Raimi Spiderman was able to stop a bloodlusted MCU from killing Osborn despite being way past his prime so yeah, power scaling is a b***h

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that boy getin bred

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do gays actually have spontaneous sex like this? That seems like more of a straight thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder about this too especially whenever I watch Brokeback Mountain. It is my understanding buttsex requires a lot of prep time, not only to deal with poopies but also to slowly open up your butthole so that penetration doesn't hurt or tear the skin. In Brokeback Mountain Ledger just sorta rams his wiener into raw cowboy ass after they've been on the mountain for weeks/months with no proper shower or toilet, which means there was definitely some crusty action going on. Jake's character seemed more degenerate than Heath so I can believe that his butthole as much looser but still you can't just ram a wiener in there without some pain and shit coming from it. Super unrealistic.

        Unless I'm missing something? DO gays really have spontaneous butt sex without lube or prep?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You reminded me of this kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick yeah, get it boy boy
      gobble on some cream too!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And speaking of power level Smallville Clark mogs like 90% of the entire MCU, the remaining 10% is pure hac that could kill him

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MCU spiderman is stro-
    >AAAAAAHHHHH IRONMAN HELP ME!!!!!!!

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Discussing the physics of a Marvel movie on a weekend

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a frick

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely Tobey had much less leverage with the angle between him and the objects his webs were attached to, and those objects and the webs themselves breaking under the strain

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tobey Spider-Man saved everyone on that train by himself. Blackedintheass-man needed help from Iron Man

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a frick get some pussy homie

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One looks believable, the other looks like a PS3 cutscene.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot imagine giving the slightest frick about any of that.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MCU gays BTFO in their own movie

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They left out the 21 grams of soul.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do 6M lbs leaning away equal to 13.3 mil newtons and half a mill speeding along at like 30mph only to 132k newtons?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone in this thread has never seen a live vegana
    yes that includes myself

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen soulless vs soul so clearly demonstrated

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >power level gayness past the 6th grade

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh powerlevel
    You homosexuals are so embarrassing. Thank God capeshit is dead.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its like those morons are downplaying the number of nets and how he failed anyway. dumb weekend poster clickbait bullshit thread

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