"skinny human please stop discarding your ejaculate rags into my soothing vibration tube"
"skinny human please stop discarding your ejaculate rags into my soothing vibration tube"
"skinny human please stop discarding your ejaculate rags into my soothing vibration tube"
fricking disgusting abomination
he is fine
homosexual
the real villain
>grrr can you like stop being a national hero for like 1 FRICKING MINUTE
I found her plight compared to Jakub's really one sided but entirely realistic.
>him: "I will venture out to the cosmos, cold, alone and with great risk to bring back knowledge for the sake of humanity"
>her: "what about me"
i thought it would be feminist garbage but its so blatant and stupid that its redpilled as frick
the second the spider started eating nutella like a basedfaced redditor i knew the scriptwriters literally worshipped hitler
They did portray communism in a negative light what with his father tarnishing the family name and of which Jakub felt the need to redeem.
secret redpilled movie
I'm so tired of you fricking people and your "IS DIS LEFT/RIGHTWING??? IS DAT BASED/CRINGE??? ISSAT BLUE/REDPILLED???" dichotomy mentality.
man thats crazy
anyway. the spider is an avatar of hitlerian vigor and spirit and anybody who doesnt like the movie is a homosexual moron who watches their wife get fricked by Blacks
It was fine. But the setting is weird given the movie is about depression and human relationships. Then it adds an ancient and intelligent spider to help the main character navigate the problems within his marriage.
cringe
the real HOT villain
Honestly garbage human being.
>husband is stuck in space, alone, his mental health deteriorating rapidly
>meanwhile this selfish ass goes all "Waah, I dont feel seen by my husband and I feel lonely, yeah I am going to divorce him while he's in space for no other good reason that I feel a little sad and send him a video about it then ghost him.
I am all for that people can leave whatever relationship for whatever reason, but as the mother of his child, you have certain responsibilities, one of them being that you make sure the father of your child gets home alive so your kid doesnt grow up with a dead father.
Like, you couldnt fricking wait untill he at least got home?
Jesus what a selfish c**t.
How does a spider that big breathe? There isn’t enough oxygen in the air for them to get that big.
if you watch the movie in HD he has a tiny little mouth with lips and buck teeth its actually really unsettling when you notice it
>"skinny human please stop discarding your ejaculate rags into my soothing vibration tube"
> As old as the universe
> Traveled to multiple galaxies
> Survived black holes
> Basically seen everything reality has to offer
> Gets interested in Adam Sandler's relationship with wife
LOL
worst
gets eaten by bugs LOL
Poor guy. Maybe that's why he stopped to help. Wanted to use his last few days to help someone. Even if it was Adam fricking Sandler.
my wife is... le spider?
hahahahha
still would
Being trapped in deep space, me too tbqh.
HOT
Are you going to shriek at the spider like a little b***h or embrace the spider?
HANUS GIVE ME ANOTHER HUG
Not my problem
HANUS YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE TOILET ROOM
>"can i use the cave for gooning?"
>"i enjoy the vibrations of the tube"
I enjoyed the movie until I realized that the main focus was going to be on the relationship.
Shame, had such potential.
Yeah, the relationship focus was entirely abyssmal. I would still recommend it but just 1.5x ALL the Lenka parts unless you enjoy building up your rage meter.
I hated this movie so much.
Not just because it was slow and boring as frick. but its derivative, cliched, massive "who gives a shit" plot.
nah it was good we need more giant horrific entities giving life advice
Frick off. Wilson was kino.
>giant spider thread
I assume everybody already knows about this upcoming thing?
Hanus is automatically better than another giant spider horror flick.
>Giant israeli spider in space
What did israelites mean by this.
Why don't they ever have a show with a sexy spider girl?