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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    those tentacles are too short to reach the ground and it's impractical for something of that size to bring its mouth to the ground. how the hell does that thing eat?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sucks in birds
      Like a filter feeder in the ocean

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        alien birds?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          interdimensional

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they stretch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually an herbivore and eats from the canopy of tall alien trees, like a giraffe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's impractical
      NO SHIT SHERLOCK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does it eat?
      You should be more concerned about its stance on the Israel-Palestine conflict.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would support Palestine because Israeli weaponry spooks it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It eats air like an air fern.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the creature from another dimension doesn’t make sense in our reality

      …. Yeah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a creature from another dimension where gravity and all primal forces and shieet were different

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's here illegally. As long as my taxes don't feed it, I couldn't care less.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's natural habitat is deep swampy lands, the feet touch the bottom while the tentacles grab food on the surface

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has a really long tongue like an ant eater to eat stuff off the ground. the tentacles are for swatting away small interdimensional Black person creatures trying to parasite off its soft underbelly.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THis is still the most lovecraftian movie ever made, fight me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not gunna fight, no reason to. I am right.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >school kids go to a rock and get lost
        >50 years later still nothing comes close

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's more than that, but yeah. Lovecrafts biggest fears were very simple, in your face, and totally unavoidable. Picnic at Hanging Rock covers it perfectly. And is also, just a very nice looking movie in general.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the first scenes has nic cages c**t daughter be a gay witch which gets interrupted by a Black person, didnt even continue from there on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually From Beyond

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wich of the hundred renditions to it?
        I like this one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice
          Made 10 minutes feel like 1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mothman is lovecraftian though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mothmananon returned

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mothmananon returned

      BASED MOTHMAN PROPHECIES CHADS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Picrel is pretty solid too. Dean Stockwell is in it

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be that unnoticed if its eating stocking guys from supermarket

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything from that dimension was a predator. What the frick did they all end up eating.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Each other or shit that wandered in. IIRC in the Dark Tower books they see something like the Grand Canyon with these things roaming around down inside. The implication is that perhaps stuff from other worlds finds its way to their world/dimension and that is the primary source of food for them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The canyon had “thinnies” which were like weird portals that presumably went to where these things are from.
        They can hypnotise you also and things reach out from them, I’m guessing these monsters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those big cricket-wasps didn't seem to be predators.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything in the ocean [which consists of like 90% of life on earth] is a predator of some sort

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no sequel where the military goes to their dimension to frick shit up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >US military learns that when tortured or in distress, the creatures from that dimension produce a chemical in their body that can be used to fuel power plants
      >sends this guy in
      >he captures some of them and ties them up to be tortured and milked 24/7
      >one of the soldiers falls in love with a grotesque giant fly like creature and goes native

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd watch it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you have the stomach for it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Title?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it pissed me off in Cloverfield sometimes you could hear the monster walking around miles away but other times for the shock/jumpscare he'd appear out of nowhere. they could have stole the trex gimmick from jurassic park. like the building fear of it getting louder and louder and closer and closer instead of jumpscare

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did military closed the portal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they didn't
      could have opened up again the next day/hour

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they didn't
        but mist dissipated

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not before 10/50+ larger angrier behemoths crossed through

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The monsters from the Mist aren't Kaiju. They are just foreign animals for all intents and purposes. Normal military weaponry chews them up like anything else.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              movie didn't claim they were kaijus
              most were just interdimensional equivalents of existing creatures
              but most military funds would need to be directed toward fighting said behemoths in such a scenario

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              OP's monster is a kaiju.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sacrifice of the kid did

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how did that huge monster walk through what I assume is a Stargate-size portal?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No reason to think the portal was only Stargate sized. Could be massive and obscured by the Mist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's more like Half-Life where the creatures just teleport in essentially at random

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the shit heaps that thing leaves behind. Imagine the ending was their car getting crushed by a turd.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw the shitty shock ending ruined any chance of post-apoc monster kino set a few years later when the Mist has taken over the whole world and survivors are clinging to life

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what movie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie [2023]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Halo: Combat Evolved

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Mist (2007)
      It's about a group of people who hold up at a grocery store when a spooky mist roles into town. All kinds of drama ensues.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not all monsters are hostile. He was just taking a relaxing walk and enjoying the fresh planet Earth air. What a nice guy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      privileged shitlords
      those bugs and spiders looked like they had it kinda rough

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The spiders from this movie still live in my head rent free. They were one of the only monsters done in practical effects and it shows with how horrifying they were

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wished they made this a series tbh. Like it's such an interesting concept. I could easily see another book set during the time of the first one or an anthology.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mist_(TV_series)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried that but it's not really creatures from another realm but more guilt and supernatural shit like ghosts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing to it, expanding it would just make it mundane and boring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always hoped they'd make a movie showing the military getting to the portal and shutting it down. Might have been a hell of a battle

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to watch this film in black and white, as the director intended

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    true detective season 1 was pure lovecraft

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