>sloppily edited
>zero context or background for new viewers
>episodes are less than 30 minutes long
>wasted two episodes on the first three days
What the frick happened??? I felt I got scammed and I didn't pay for anything.
>sloppily edited. >zero context or background for new viewers. >episodes are less than 30 minutes long
Turns out a pathetic NEET zoomer from /LULZ/ who ''raps'' with lines like ''biddyaimfiddy biddyaimfiddy'' who thinks he is black and hangs out with trannies is not a good editor
He wasn't good at running the show. In fact he was the reason it wasn't bigger, yet morons think he was the reason it was successful. It was successful despite of his moronic mismanagement.
One thing he was good at was communication during the first week. While he had nothing prepared behind the scenes he came off very professional, very articulate and friendly. Whenever Jet came up to talk to the contestants they would calm down and feel like the guy has arrived and he'll clear everything up. He built good rapport with them and commanded respect.
Then he slowly started acting more autistic and unhinged, like pathetic loser trying to impress these guys while melting down into autistic screaming fits and embarrassing himself constantly.
I've only seen Jet from the idubbbz documentary and fishtank. I thought he was a good guy until like week 2 of fishtank.
Yes, the whole thing devolved when he started thinking of them as his friends and when he made those posts where he said that he feels bad about abusing them and that he's just as invested in the show as the viewers are.
>very articulate
hahaha that's what people say to black people when they don't bix nood it's not a flex to be "articulate" it's how most normal people talk
He was always moronic just nervous at the start. Sam should have run it the only bit that’s even remotely funny is Jon getting concussed and Jon stamping the mustard everything else was moronic mixed with simps. Sam distanced himself once he realized it was a cash cow for terminally online incels (subject jet excels at)
Remember sam is a israelite but can actually be funny jet is just an unfunny lackey they have around to help the boomers setup streaming
The fact that the fricking boring ass rice counting challenge made the cut but the Simmons troony skit is a "deleted scene" shows how much of a complete fricking moron Jet is. That was infinitely more entertaining than anything we've seen from the first two episodes. Can't believe people actually paid for this shit
>the Simmons troony skit is a "deleted scene"
Don't want more uncomfortable boners from Jet and Sam
You do understand he can't show Simmons that much anymore?
They had to go through 6 million hours of footage be glad you got anything chud
Everything Sam touches becomes a soulless cash grab, remember that.
stop creating these dumb threads
https://gofile.io/d/VVpLSL
When did they stream all this dolphin porn? I must have missed that day
>720p
Can someone rip it properly? E01 was much better.
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File size : 657 MiB
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thanks bro
Stop spamming this link you fricktard
bless you anon
suck a dick paypiggy
weird how in episode two they just cut to lettys team writing the comedy sketch without even explaining that was a competition.
Yea bad editing. Ironically they needed some israeli guys to do the editing
All of it is like that. Watch the first episode and imagine that you never saw any of the livestream.
The frick is happening here? Literally zero explanation. Some people arrive at a location, none of them introduced. Why are they blindfolded? Where is this? What's going on?
Nothing is answered. Normally a reality TV show would have a guy, probably the host, come in with voice over going ''we set up a livestream event inviting these random nobodies to come live at this house and this is their story.'' But there's nothing like that. They didn't film backstage scenes, there's no cut to them sitting at the monitors going ''X has arrived, here's what we think blah blah.''
As a new viewer you'd be completely lost. Some people arrive at a house and then Sam Hyde walks in and he throws rice everywhere and everyone counts it. Did they even explain the concept of fishbucks? I don't think they did.
That's a good point. I don't think they even mention prize money until halfway through the episode.
Yea it's hilariously lazy. It could have been edited like an actual show with commentary from the MDE crew or whoever but Sam didn't want to throw any more money because he already made his bag and doesn't give a shit
How much money could it cost? Editing this shit would be super easy for anybody with any basic editing software.
It doesn't cost shit, it's just that jet is a typical druggie wigger zoomer who now also has a big ego because everyone praises him for something he didn't do.
a new high on low energy
weird how no one replies to these threads except OP
Sam gives me 0.001 eth per post
Anybody who still cares about the show is on /bant/
Some troon with a hateboner for Sam Hyde and a fart fetish is the one behind these threads
hi rocky have you stopped being a homosexual with no purpose yet?
Hi loonytroon, does that marky prostitute even know you exist?
>luna troon
Be nice to jet's new gf
Ironic since over half your sisters on kiwifarms are troons and you have high estrogen
based jet sucking dick to own the kiwifarmers
if you give it to them they cant take it from you
Would
Would what?
oh, troony intercourse.
Hi rocky
Sam Hyde fricks trannies and sucks their farts fresh from their cum-filled HRT’d anus
you're underaged and brown, go back
It's unironically over
Even if it were true redditors just follow the pack
Youtube comments are all positive
Jet's deleting the negative feedback. How come there are negative comments about the show only on places the wiggers can't control?
it was literally always shit, its just an hd camera + watching it after the fact just makes it less voyeuristic and makes you realize its only decent background noise as a live thing
hahahaha
Any time anyone ever watched the pilot without seeing it live they get confused and say it's shit. Well of course. It's unfathomable how lazily edited it is. How do you not put any kind of context AT ALL
that first post is wildly accurate. you can tell Jet's ego is through the roof lately
>Episode 2 reminds me of that stupid AI generated Seinfeld livestream
lmao
well at least we got some new high resolution wosies
How desperate are you to find this thing attractive
josie is CUTE
Nah but she's plenty of other C words
Damn she really went full e-girl huh?
>Damn she really went full e-girl huh?
She's not any different than she was in the original interview they had before the show even aired
Look at her instagram if she didn't delete her old photos. She is a girl. All girls are attention seeking fricking c**ts. She was just smart to act like she wasn't a vapid b***h to attract lonely fricking loser simps who will kill themselves in 2 years when they realize they are never ever going to touch a girl in their lives
she's been an e-girl for years.
I think my biggest gripe is how fricking ugly everyone looks in HD. Sylvia looks fricking disgusting, Vance looks like a fat baby, Letty somehow looks even more ratty and her lazy eye is way more apparent, etc. The 240p webcams did everyone a favor.
If you were drunk enough, would you frick Sylvia?
I'd probably have a go sober, I love fat women because of ancestral famine trauma
If you were drunk enough would you frick jet neptroon?
No, that's how homies get STDs.
we pass em around at the big black boxing gym, make sure to take your MDE approved hormones
Everyone looks better
>anons are surprised that a show of dysgenic mystery meat mutts edited by a moronic zoomer is shit
shocker
yes yes you're very smart, thanks for the bump moron
Uh we've moved on to ai slop spam now, fishtank is old news
I bet in two years Sam will look back and talk shit about Fishtank, people are hating the episodes. Jet... Pack your shit.
In two years Sam is dead from organ failure/HIV
does betty still make piss porn videos?
Real talk. Why doesn't anyone post any of the Betty porn? She had a fricking patreon and a snapchat and god knows what else where she was posting this shit.
Did no one save any of it?
>Did no one save any of it?
Why would anyone do that? Her videos were disgusting and sad to watch.
yeah, she's clearly mentally ill
You say that but if I tell you I got a video of her using one of those frick machines you'd want me to post it.
she looks depressed in the frick machine video
It's obvious you've never seen it because she doesn't show her face in it.
there's more than one frick machine video, please don't post any.
No. I'm done with porn and video games. Only ever wasted years of my life without any real enjoyment.
Friend, what will you do now?
I'm working towards getting a house so I can get married and start a family. I'm basically halfway there already, I got a nice girlfriend, and I'm saving up a good amount of money. Might just be there in 2 years time if I'm lucky.
Would likely be in a much better spot if I didn't waste 12k hours of my teens and early 20s on multiplayer games, but what's done is done.
Respect.
Thank you. It took a lot to get myself on the right track. And I think anyone can do it if they get really sick of themselves.
Post it
maybe you should all go back to r*ddit
Sam Hyde
>kisses men
>has gay sex from Craiglists(Mauro was picked up from this)
>has STDs from gay sex
>grooms teenagers
>fricks 16 year old girls in the ass thus getting shit on his dick instead of the pussy (homosexual desires)
>fricks trannies
>jerk offs to troony porn
>shoves shit up his ass
>rips off his friends and employees
>thinks YOU are a loser homosexual rube who should be ripped off like a good goy
When did you realise you look up to a israeli troony fricking homosexual fat Black person lipped crooked nose israelite who overdoses on TRT and troony anus to cover for his fragile masculine ego?
>its not gay if you're on benzos and whippits
>um akshually its based to frick another man in the ass no im not israeli why are you asking
Every frickig thread you show up what did Sam do to your asshoe that you have no proof but infinitely seethe
i'm just hoping for josie onlyfans at this point
No way she'll go back to minimum wage after being used to making 1k a night, when donos dry up she'll have no choice but to put that flat ass to work
>josiecels memoryholed the day she "joked" about eventually making an onlyfans
disgusting. who wants to see that
me, so the mystery can be put to rest
Mystery solved
why do ugly fricking girls like this always like piercing their nipples? Doesn't that hurt? I do not get it, like I expect bawds to do that who get fricked daily, but not some shut in like this.
meds now sir
The real fishtank is about to start, bros.
MDE buckbroken by IP2, sit your homosexual ass down Bedwetter Jet
Sam about to get mogged hard
Unironically could pull off a better job of it than the wigger crew.
Yeah he’s about to
Don't lose hope. Stop drinking energy drinks. Frick monster. Be a monster. A good one. Cut the sparkling water too, that shit weird.
also forgot to mention, im trans
Is there a chance they would actually redo the series, with proper editing? I can't believe they'll keep releasing these turds week after week when they're being received so poorly
Yeah they should remake season one and get all the contestants back to the first house. They should all pretend they're there for the first time.
This is a good idea because no one involved is capable of original ideas
It's getting great reception everywhere outside of here
Redditors hate it too, see
they have an army of paypig simps that will suck their dick no matter what they do. they don't care.
Simp bux
Simply as
Reminder that there's an army of shills that seethe anytime Sam and his work is criticized because one dude spams things about Sam dating that girl.
Sorry payBlack folk, just cause some autist doesn't like Sam that doesn't absolve Sam of the scam/trash he's putting out.
>Show called fishtank
>Not a single fish
What a waste of time.
>Cinemaphile thinks it's shit as rocky slams his airplane mode button over and over 20 hours a day
>kiwifarms thinks it's shit as Jet literally fricking cries about kf
>witness the army of MDE sockpuppets on reddit chimping out at anyone suggesting it was lazy/bad
yes the problem is everyone else but the MDE discord
>s2 takes place during christmas and new year's
I'd ask if Jet is a moron but I already know the answer
it makes sense when you realize 90%+ of viewers/participants are israeli or hate and deny God for making them dysgenic and fatherless
That percentage is still lower than the user base of Cinemaphile
That's their way of saying "we know you're a fricking loser with no family and friends and you will watch e-girls doing nothing all day"
Cannot stand Sam and his homosexual wigger crew since fishtank.
>rockystreams made this thread at 630am and will be here all day
lmfao
Didn't this moron drop $20k so he can be on the show for a day?
>falling for an obvious, moronic troll
Do people genuinely like Sylvia? If so, then why?
It’s just chubby chasers like the homosexual kiwi who simps for her still on /bant/
Are all chubby chasers obese like airsoftfatty?
Believe it or not, no.
Are all fat women stunning and brave?
You really have to be far gone to be still in that thread
Betty is a princess.
not really
I bought the season pass when it first started and quickly regretted it. It was 100% false advertising.
They abandoned the “game show” within the first week, coddled each participant and begged them to stay, let them have their phones and gave them a usual mental health safe space after kicking people out.
Then Sam completely lied about Simmons and kicks him out for no reason.
Jet Neptune is an 80IQ wannabe moron who fricked it all up and Sam is an emotional hormonal schizo who doesn’t care about anything since he’s a bitcoin billionaire
bitcoin billionaires fly economy?
Simmons is a fricking moron. All he had to say was
>yeah i plagiarized a bunch of things off youtube to make money with Amazon books a long time ago, there's weird sections because my grasp of english wasn't great, but i am not a pedophile and i do not condone relationships of that kind
Instead he ignored TTS about his book, pretended to sleep all day, locked himself in the bathroom with the fake baby for over an hour, and treated getting kicked out as a joke. Then instead of laying low and waiting for everything to blow over (which it did after like a week or two, this is a niche streaming show that not many people are following anyway), he immediately got on a Discord Q&A with a bunch of Twitter Space morons and fricking Frank Hassle and admitted how his book could be easily misinterpreted, said his friend told him it was a bad idea to publish it, and confirmed he had a restraining order against him.
The dumb frick could not have possibly made himself look worse.
Remember when Hassle threaten to beat him to death lmao
>gets kicked off every reality TV show he goes on
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Kwab
something tells me that simmons being shown the door is something that happens often in his life, and rightfully so
This, the way he reacted to the whole situation was suspect as frick, for me it's the fact that the moment TTS started going off about it Simmons completely shut down, he knew damn well what they found and what he was going to be called out for. It's why he spent the entire day having a mental breakdown, pacing in circles, locking himself out, not even explaining shit to the other fish even when they were demanding he explain what the hell TTS is talking about. It's clear as day where Simmons' head was at when writing that book.
dude don't try and psychoanalyze chinese people they don't think like we do. he was both embarrassed what was going on and was also innocent because he was a chinese esl autist who didn't understand what he was writing
Shut the frick up groomer.
his book had instructions NOT to groom moron. that was the whole confusion. he wrote how you SHOULDN'T hit on underage girls but being a chinese man he didn't understand the subtlety that even saying not to do something is suspicious for western audiences.
He instead said maintaining the relationship and waiting until they're 18 is ok, he's a fricking textbook groomer you moronic homosexual.
your daddy groomed and analed 16 year old marky
Lol what kind of person needs to write a book on how not to groom children
>his book had instructions NOT to groom moron.
Yeah no shit, did you think there was going to be instructions on how to? The question why is any of this shit in there at all, none of this should be in your head at all as a camp counselor. It'd be like if SexEd there was a whole course on why you should rape and how to avoid controlling your urges to rape.
>should rape
godammit
*shouldn't rape
>these age dynamics are usually 19-20 yo counselors around teens and it happens all the time
>say NOT to mess with teenagers
>th-thats just as bad as saying to do it! everything must be totally unspoken for some reason
puritan americans are peak hysteria right now.
most people ended up agreeing that the simmons stuff was just him being a sperg and overblown.
We lub bugmen chinks, don’t we folx?
Buddy in case you didn't realize this isn't ok.
I think what he's trying to say is if they have a crush on you wait until they are 18 to see if they still feel the same
Why are you even thinking about or concerned with campers having a crush on you?
Idk I can't defend him he is severely autistic
>quit the job before you make the biggest mistake of your life
>as a last resort if you literally can't help but be in love then wait til 18 without doing anything
Wow so fricking evil worth getting kick off the show for right?
it's literally the only slightly bad thing he said and it's because he's straight up born in china it's probably different there.
sam hyde analled a 16 yo
>worth getting kick off the show for right?
Yes, not him but above everything else it is a business risk for the show and a risk for him still being around everyone else and also at the mercy of TTS, especially after all the fish turned on him. Seriously think and come up with a theory, not just you but everyone ITT, what do you think would've happened if Sam kept Simmons around after the dumb karaoke bit? Honestly kicking him off seemed merciful.
When are you going to understand the fact that the subject of this entire chapter's existence is an issue?
>nu-MDE trannies say this is bad
>but Sam hyde fricking a 16 year old is good actually!!!
>psychoanalyze
I literally just broke down what happened that day and the way he was acting, everything I said happened, it sounds bad because it is bad.
Yea who knows what he was thinking
Dude doesn't seem too mentally proficient
Hell, he could have just told Jon what was going on and have the loud moron defend him. Instead he went from speaking acceptable english to "Oh me no speeky engrish". This was compounded by the fact like a day or two earlier they had to bring the girls to a seperate room because they made a blanket fort to block the cameras and simmons was being a tickle monster
So, we should give Sam a pass for not even verifying the information of the book and believing taken out of context Twitter clips like a moron? That gives him carte blanche to publically humiliate someone?
>but what if he wasn't a groomer what then???
Disprove my claims or frick off.
>ICK, WHAT IF HE HAD ACTUALLY HAD THOSE THOUGHTS, BUT ADVISED AGAINST IT. BURN HIM AT THE STAKE.
Also, Sam literally groomed a teenager lol.
It helps no one to be reductive, use actual quotes of mine and disprove them if you wish to be taken seriously.
>Also, Sam literally groomed a teenager lol.
I know, this thread is about shitting on fishtank you idiot.
>Adresses none of my points at the way Sam handled the whole situation.
>Still expects me to do the courtesy of adressing the fallacious argument is "Well, he must be a groomer, since why would he put it in da book!"
That's literally Facebook woman logic, forgoing hard facts with what you feel.
Except there wasn't anything like that in the book and that was an out of context twitter clip.
I actually watched the show, and it was clear at the end that even the contestants had to shift the goalposts to "Uh...well, it's just weird", because there was literally zero evidence of actual grooming.
>Except there wasn't anything like that in the book and that was an out of context twitter clip.
Yes there was you fricking liar, in case I need to spell it out to you this was way before fishtank. Post the section from the book you're talking about that's "out of context"
>"Well, he must be a groomer, since why would he put it in da book!"
And trying to sound like a silly billy in a vain effort to reduce my arguments is literally 12 year old boy logic. Instead of mocking the question answer it, why is that there?
consequences have actions pimp
>an amazon review
nice evidence bro
You don't think that's not at all suspicious? Way before he was ever known to the world someone else though the shit he wrote was weird? Man what a coincidence, this guy just can't catch a break huh!?
>Also, Sam literally groomed a teenager lol.
Receipts please.
>inb4 he posts marky lmao
What is there to verify? What if you were reading a book about how to be a good teacher and there was a whole chapter dedicated on how to not groom kids and instead to "do it the right way"?
He deserves to be humiliated because he's an incredibly unlikable fricking weirdo. He actually has a 0 in charisma, just look at his bit on Prank Panel, there's something off about him and everyone he interacts with can sense it... Except for Jon but that's ok he's just a little slow
And there it is. We finally drop the pretense of "moral justifications" and reveal what it really is at the heart of the matter: He gave me the ICK and he deserves to burn. Public lynchings are now justified, because social media warped morons such as yourself can't wait to dogpile on someone to get that sweet dopamine.
Earth to moron, the clip was cut short from its original length by some random Twitter user to paint Simmons as a pedophile, when the full clip was different altogether. That was the one Sam retweeted and pounced on.
I'm literally debating with idiots. Jesus christ.
We loooove wasting hours of our day defending chink bug man, we loooove being a based and redpilled 4trooner
Earth to moron
Prove it.
>I'm arguing
You aren't, you're just constantly pivoting and saying shit without actually backing it up or even coming up with a cohesive theory as to why Simmons isn't a groomer because there's way more evidence pointing towards yes than there isn't. If there is please, I'm all ears.
I watched the show from its conception, and you ask anybody else about Sam retweeting the clip that was taken out of context, and they'll tell you. I'm not going to spoonfeed your dumbass.
The point still stands regardless. You're a warped donkey willing to crucify someone because of woman logic. "Ew, I don't like the look of that guy. Bartender, get this creep away from me!"
>I watched the show from its conception
Congrats, you and everyone else
>and you ask anybody else about Sam retweeting the clip that was taken out of context, and they'll tell you.
So you're voluntarily refusing to prove me wrong with hard evidence?
>because of woman logic. "Ew, I don't like the look of that guy. Bartender, get this creep away from me!"
Ok you don't need to start giving us quotes from your diary, that's not the book I was asking about.
the burden of proof is on you moron you're the one making the accusations
Literally saying it's a bad example of behavior and not to do it
He’s wrong
Why is that there at all? Stop dodging this question you pussy.
>u-u-hhhh w-woman logic!
CAUSE HE'S AN ESL ASIAN THAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT LOOKS REGARDLESS OF THE INNOCENT INTENT
He understood and talked to everyone just fine when he wasn't getting accused of being a weirdo. Stop with this bullshit excuse.
Yeah, those self-unaware improv sessions he tried to rope everyone into all the time wasn't a big enough indicator that he was a complete autist.
Hey, why did you ignore the rest of this post, you disingenuous homosexual?:
Because it shatters your narrative of him having groomer thoughts, when the context is advice for people who are getting crushed on? Nobody is arguing that he isn't a sperg, but your whole argument is predicated on bullshit.
see
>well he didn't do anything... b-but he had a thought crime!
have a nice day
autists do not understand what is "slightly weird" socially
He just thought it was good advice
Lol why did you quote my post.
Everyone I replied to quoted me.
He's not in jail homosexual what are you even so amped up about?
Because the culture shift of mass hysteria and trying to tear down people for bullshit isn't exclusive to Fishtank and should be blown apart at every available opportunity?
One it's not bullshit, two, hop in his DMs and show him support or some shit if you actually want to help, three, if you care this much about "fighting" bullshit cancel culture you have a lot of work ahead of you, pal.
>well he shouldn't even be talking about children having crushes on him it's creepy.
fify
>He just thought it was good advice
Why would he think that? What, is it autism?
Crazy how the goal posts have shifted from ''Simmons is a pedophile who heckin' raped kids'' to ''well he shouldn't even be talking about children, it's creepy.''
A guy persecuting for telling you to not have sex with teenagers, from people who watched a show made by a guy who fricked a 15 year old and made many comments about fricking girls younger than what Simmons told you to not engage with.
Sam's nu-fans are such an embarrassment.
You're literally the first person ITT to put forth the idea of Simmons actually raping someone.
Mentally ill moron response. I don't think you are even mentally capable of understanding what I am saying.
The goalposts have shifted. Yes, right now people aren't claiming Simmons is a rapist and a pedophile. This is literally what I said, the goalposts have shifted.
Simmons was called a rapist pedophile by TTS, twitter, Sam, Jet, Frank Hassle and Fishtank viewers at the time it happened.
This is literally what I said. The goal post was there, now it's here.
>but all of these other people said!!!!
TTS and all those other homosexuals aren't here you wiener gargling shitheel. You're arguing with other people about why Simmons is a creep, nothing else. I never once made that claim so don't use it as an argument against me. Not only that but this thread is full of all these pathetic nu-MDE fans who still for sure believe Simmons is a rapist, so why were YOU the first one to mention it?
You are mentally ill. A subhuman with an estrogen injected moron brain.
Read the conversation. People called out Sam Hyde for accusing a guy of pedophilia for telling you to not have sex with teenagers of the age that Sam Hyde has had sex with.
You jump in the conversation to go ''but he is le creepy!'' and run defense for Sam Hyde and everything that happened by reducing the argument to whether or not Simmons is creepy.
This is pathetic.
I'm not running defense for Sam, I'm attacking Simmons and guess who's playing defense for him?
You are running defense for a guy who fricked a 15 year old and made comments about how underage girls have big milky breasts and they're prostitutes ready to get fricked.
No I'm not I never once defended him doing that.
It's me, i defended him for that.
It's becoming pretty clear that all of you don't give a shit about stopping cancel culture and are more focused on shitting on MDE. Which is fine whatever but stop acting like you're on the moral high ground, you gays don't actually care about the wrongfully accused, if you did you wouldn't be here because there's way bigger fish for you to fry.
>Mentally ill man tries to ''argue''
You should have a nice day, dude.
I don't give a shit about muh cancel culture and whatever moronic buzzwords and fed approved terminology you want to use.
I think it's fricked up for Sam Hyde to invite people to his show and then out of nowhere accuse one of the people you invited of being a pedophile while seething with rage barely being able to contain yourself, all because he told you to not have sex with girls the age of the one girl you fricked. Then backpedal on it and avoid the topic if it's brought up because your tren high wore off and you came to your senses.
His behavior was unhinged. If I had any association with someone like this I'd get the frick out of there. The guy is unstable and will try to ruin your life on a whim. This is something that's real, not twitter hashtag #VGH cancel culture le sucks#
This is an unhinged lunatic and it makes sense why he had a falling out with Charls
Pretty clear you just have a hate boner for Sam. This entire post is you telling me to kill myself followed by a deranged rant about how much you hate him.
NTA but it seems like the opposite, I like Sam and his stuff but if you defend him for the Simmons shit you're a cattle brain moron. I don't mean him kicking Simmons off the show, I mean the humiliation ritual it involved and how moronic he was acting after like screaming a movie speech at Jon when he was legitimately distressed by what happened
>thinks the humiliation ritual wasn't funny
Why were you even watching fishtank to begin with? Why are you even watching sam's stuff to begin with?
"haha you have to be handcuffed to the fat dude" isn't the same as "we're going to accuse you of being a pedophile in front of thousands" but you dishonest morons already know that
He should try not being a groomer weirdo next time.
Why do you homosexuals bother posting your “opinions” if you’re just parroting the safe opinion with no reasoning to back it up? Stances are a social game to you, you’ve never had a critical thought in your life. As soon as Sam Hyde is officially cancelled for the Marky shit you will act disgusted by him despite nothing changing accept how socially acceptable it is to be a fan of him, because you don’t care that he fricked a 15 year old, you don’t care that Simmons didn’t, you just go with whatever people tell you to think. Absolute fricking rodents
He's a creep stop malding already.
>malding
daily reminder that zoomers only say this because they're too afraid to say real slurs
It's pretty clear the only reason you're defending Simmons is because you hate Sam, if you think putting dating tips with campers in a guide for camp counselors isn't creepy then we're just gonna have to agree to disagree.
>B-B-BUT SAM HAS DONE WORSE!!!
ok? and? First of all I haven't seen any receipts from you on that claim, second the argument is about whether the claim of Simmons being a creep hold any water or not and it does, so quit with your pointless pivoting.
I like Sam, at this point I’m convinced this is some elaborate falseflag and you’re the dude who spams about him constantly trying to make his fans seem as dumb as possible because I don’t see how you could be this genuinely fricking moronic
>I like Sam.
For some reason I find that very very hard to believe, can you argue in good faith for once in your life?
>no reasoning to back it up?
There's plenty of reasons you just don't think they're as creepy or obvious as most people do.
I mean yes him not being that probably would've made a better outcome for him.
Imagine if jon was in there cutting his wrists open while Sam was reading movie quotes off his phone. They didn't even search through their luggage or anything when they got there.
>Imagine if jon was in there cutting his wrists open while Sam was reading movie quotes off his phone.
Dude everyone on that show was humiliated, that was the whole point.
>mentally ill
C'mon anon, stop projecting.
I’m a trans woman
Also DM me
People were saying it on Twitter and Sylvia got her stream to spam the youtube comments on some ad he was in with pedo accusations and shit
Obviously they got deleted and comments removed from the video but nu-mde still thinks he's a kiddy diddler
I didn't think I could detest that fat slob even more than I already did.
Trump bombed Syria to try and start another war. Biden got us out of a 20 year old war. Cope.
>Sam's nu-fans are such an embarrassment. They think Simmons actually raped someone!
>is the first person to mention rape in a thread full of disgruntled MDE fans
huh?
>We finally drop the pretense of "moral justifications"
I'm not the guy you're arguing with homosexual,
*gets fired*
They just phased him out of the public eye, he’s still doing stuff for them (like graphics and merch)
Dude unironically said on a Sam stream that Markiplier is one of his favorite youtubers. Sam actually hangs around the bottom of the barrel zoomers.
Markiplier is a great YouTuber
You sure he wasn't joking?
It sounded completely genuine, it was given off hand without any sarcasm.
marky is an ok guy, he just entertains kids. bic probably grew up with him
I also grew up around the time he was popular yet didn't have any interest in the low quality garbage he makes.
I just don't know why someone liking markiplier would make someone else so angry.
I doesn't make me angry but it does go to show that Sam can only get zoomer wiggers and dorks to work for him. Sad!
Did you watch the show? He was having full conversations with everyone just fine from the second he got there.
No, the show is almost unwatchable.
Mine too.
I thank Markiplier daily for his contributions to the söyjak community
I'm trans btw
Frick Clans
What I was really missing from watching internet reality show is f2p phone game mechanics thanks Jet
only 600 fishcoins goy. dont you wanna change culture?
I can't believe they cut out all of the first TTS's. we can handle the n word guys it's not a real tv show. I feel like they just really, really want to larp that it's a network show or something it's so fricking stupid I hate you jet I HATE YOU JET
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crazy that these smelly looking woman have simps. If you stayed active in any fish tank threads long after the show was over I can’t imagine how mentally ill you are.
They do look smelly
They look like they smell nice
>/ftl/ - Fish Tank Live #1939
what the frick do they talk about all day
Pokémon
What no I'm the troony not him
Ok anti-mde kiwiBlack person
I'm a transperson.
I’m trans and love marky
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/zNcQp8d3GexEXom2CXo--A/
people like you are worse than he is btw
why
try being a decent human being
How is archiving the actions of a moronic spammer in an effort to let everyone know this shitposting is coming from one person not being a decent human being? Way more work than I could be bothered to do.
>archiving
kiwitroon speak for being an obsessed loser
So how is the jetxtroony poster not also an obsessed loser?
You are talking to the kiwitroon, don’t bother arguing with him. He wants to talk about Sam Hyde all day, just don’t indulge him
>if one is an obsessed loser, the other must not be an obsessed loser. Only one person on earth can be an obsessed loser.
Isn't documenting and letting people know someone is spamming the same image over and over so they can be safely ignored a good thing?
>documenting
>archiving
You use their language and behave as they do yet posture like you're above them.
>being an obsessed loser
So what does that make the markygay who's posted the same pic hundreds of times spanning across years?
No thanks, that marky prostitute looks like ben shapiro in drag
Ironic since he's a kiwihomosexual who defends null and only absolute subhumans use that site.
Maybe he's a part of the anti-mde discord. For his own sake I hope its a bot and not a 500lb troon who patrols Cinemaphile.
Dude posting an archive link is not worse than the Black person dedicating his life to posting about Sam Hyde on Cinemaphile moron
All obsessed simps and dramagays now
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Did he post it again?
>i posted it again
Ironic since you troons are the ones who spam the same pics hundreds of times, thousands even
>redditjak
You have to be 18 or older to post here
This user is underage
16 is legal in my state and in hers too
>this user is below 18
>I want to have sex with 16 year olds
What are you trying to tell us saar?
The fact that you think this is all one person is pretty funny
I am a transindividual.
DM jet
Same, I also use kiwi farms and love marky
DM me
Based kiwisister! I also HATE scam hide. Null was right about that nazi.
What’s a null
An 8koon mod who stole thousands of dollars, bought actually child porn, tried grooming a 12 year old, gets off to little boys and ran a gossip site
Owner of kiwifarms. Lives in rockystream's head because he said something bad about him one time or something
Something bad about Sam I mean
Its funny you cant go a day without crying about your rockyboogeyman and having the audacity to say rent free
I'm trans btw if that matters
I'm trans
I’m a trans woman
Check your DMs
josie is an angel
CUTE
Is Josie really an autistic? Or is this just an act?
No
My dick is a vegana.
Based kiwisister
i sent you an email, we have to talk about something
Yeah, my wiener in your face. Thing about that is I don't have my birthpenis anymore. I do have a neovegana. Are you still interested?
ugghh sorry queen sam likes them big and intact
Um yeah, I think I'm going to schedule that transition.
Since this thread is still up, may I make a sort of related request theres a travel vlog style documentary by andrew ruse "Travis the ultimate documentary" follows the titular Travis a sex-addicted, multi-lingual Scientologist (who might be on the spectrum who knows) —travels across Thailand sharing stories ( and entertaining his company. Said stories that fall under "bullshit but I'll believe it" tag for sure. It's good laughs and probably doubles as the most banned/deleted travel vlog on the net. deadleak from thanks,computer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC2noEIZsLk
LETTY IS THE BEST
>EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Truth
>when Jet got triggered when tts asked him if his music was ironic
Someone needs to kick this fricker from his high horse. This is unironically some of the worst shit I have ever heard
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Bitty I'm fitted
Actual Black person/wigger walmart shopperslop.
I don't care how ironic it's supposed to be.
That's the thing, it's not ironic. He's being genuine. TTS asking him if it was ironic got him legitimately pissed and he called the dude a homosexual.
Jet legitimately sounds like he has severe down syndrome when he wigger raps.
I bet he shows his music to Sam and Sam just pretends it's not hot garbage.
I'm just waiting for world peace 2 at this point
trans
I'm here bby
This shit sucks so hard, jet needs to go back to marketing shitty rap with cp.
i hate smelly girls like letty
I feel like it's edited only for people who watched the entire thing live but also it cuts out all the good stuff. This of course will happen when you make it so short.
I watched the whole thing go down live anytime I wasn't working, cause I'm moronic, but I enjoyed it. Let's look at some math though:
6 weeks of filming 24/7 = 1008 hours
I believe there were 9 or 10 cameras, let's say 10. Roughly = 10,080 hours of filmed material, just with the livestream cams, not even their own cameras.
They're editing it down to ten episodes. An hour long each they could get a lot of the interesting and funny stuff in there, but there would still be huge cuts. Instead we're getting ten 20 to 30 minute eps. It'll be maximum 5 hours, from 10,000 hours filmed.
The whole edited series will make of 0.05% of what was filmed.
There is no way to make that coherent, much less include all the good stuff, or even a minute fraction of it.
It also doesn't have time to capture the mundane down time of the show which made up a lot of it, but those quiet times were where you got to know each contestant the best, whether talking to TTS or to each other. There will be no time for that.
The main thing about the editing is that moron Jet will put anything in the episode that was filmed by someone holding a camera. Whether or not someone came out and filmed it in person decides the pacing of the episode.
The CCTV is rarely used and when it is used it's used to show something Jet is proud of. Episode 2 is full of CCTV footage of Jet smiling for the camera, walking around, taking bottles out of the fridge and he is very proud of leaving a lootbox for them to find.
>Episode 2 is full of CCTV footage of Jet smiling for the camera, walking around, taking bottles out of the fridge and he is very proud of leaving a lootbox for them to find.
Lol that wigger's ego is out of control. He legitimately thinks he's Kubrick now.
what a dumb homosexual.
Oh yeah I was going to mention that, so besides all the good shit that happened that's just getting cut, it's being cut in service of showing literally nothing. What was with 5 minutes of the 20 minute ep 2 just being sharks walking around with no end game or point. They didn't even show what they were doing.
>Episode 2 is full of CCTV footage of Jet smiling for the camera, walking around, taking bottles out of the fridge and he is very proud of leaving a lootbox for them to find.
lmao what the frick was that cold open, it's literally just him grabbing a drink out of the fridge then heading back into the basement
he's so full of himself that he thinks that constitutes entertainment just because it's his ugly oversized head on camera
Look at me. I am the movie star now.
He also clearly edited the trailer for season 2. In it he mentions the CUHRAYZEE things that happened in season 1 and cuts to footage where he just falls down, like that's the craziest thing he could think to put there.
He's not even a participant or the host, Goldstriker is the host. He doesn't need all that screentime.
most of the footage in the edit is of the crew in the shot. they are obsessed with themselves they unironically think they are the coolest shit ever
I remember being in the discord voice chat, and some moron brought up that it's not Simmon's place to give advice to the younger generation... Which is something Sam does all the fricking time.
Also, worth mentioning that the discord mods that did the interrogation with Simmons didn't really give a shit if he was a pedo or not. They admitted that they only did it for the content. They even used fake evidence against him. Funny thing about the mods is, they ended up selling screen recordings of the show behind Sam & Jet's back and splitting between each mod. Sam & Jet ended up making an official discord after that and disowning them.
I am trans woman.
Based kiwisister
me too bro
Check your inbox
>they unironically thought they could sell this to a TV network
they unironically didn't, but they knew they can scam their fans out of free money and they did
and those payBlack folk are gonna buy Sam's worthless NFT's and Sam's coffee line like the slop loving payBlack folk they are.
I think that's why they made them 22 minutes, I would fricking love to sit in on that pitch meeting, just showing this incompetent garbage to some execs.
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the simmons thing was insane. he was clearly not a pedophile, just extremely awkward, yet they branded him a pedophile in front of hundreds of thousands of people. thats fricking CRAZY and this should literally never be forgotten. if someone with blue hair did that to an MDE member you'd be calling them a troony, but because le based sam does it to some random asian fella you all cheer/forget it happened
can't wait for season 2
I can’t wait to troll the threads and make simps and scam Hyde fans seethe
You're just a unemployed pest
LOL you sound like Jordan Peterson
>eceleb shit
Its funny how troonfarms tries hsingthe term rent free
You are Scam Hydes biggest fan you fricking loser you spend all day talking about him
Only losers are scamed by Sam
I will be a famous actor/director someday. You'll see.
no kizzy just bring me the kitty
lmao Scam/Hide, who came up with that?
his fans during the days when his ass would always be late with the KSTV episodes after giving him 12k to scream at kickstarter pages
homosexual
I hate this ball sac head motherfricker like you wouldn't believe
I am a genius marketer/actor/director and producer
Sam has taught him the art of scams and grifts well.
>mfw paypigs get fricked yet again
>DVD
>2k23
jokes on you, suckers
Couldn't they unironically get in trouble for false advertising?
>A+ marketing
More like HIV+.
3 words:
Jet and wiggers
Sam and Jet are no better than that mckamey manor frick
Should I apply to be on Season 2 guys?
YES!!!
I will consider it
do it, but please stop crying on twitter about your made up illnesses, it's embarrassing.
Fair enough! At least I'm not b***hing about lost love
Lost love is the result of someone going out into the world and attempting something, which is objectively better than making up diagnoses to rationalize their cowardice
Understandable. Panic attacks are a real thing but if your luck you can moderate them so they happen less or ideally not at all. Anyone can crack when you put enough preasure on them. That being said, I'm very aware life is pain now and I'm pushing myself with daily exersize and more work now