Slylock Fox

Cassandra is at it again.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Felix statue! Nice

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No mark where the box would have been.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 Mouse
    2 Fox
    3 ???
    4 Magnifying Glass
    5 Seven

    Help I'm stuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one fricked with me too but it's bowtie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Address number

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cassandra has her hands like that 'cause she can tell Slylock is packing. Slylock is too autistic about his job to notice her excuse to get him in her bedroom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frickin hot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        win/10
        The blushing is a nice touch.
        now edit the skirt bit into some lacy panties

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh dear.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uh, I actually meant the crop. Because just a hint of panties is way more erotic than nopan. I certainly appreciate the effort, mind you. I'm just clarifying. Nice touch with the dust print :^)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, that almost looks official. Great job.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            l-lewd!
            nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      filename

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn b***h, you live like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She seems to have many different places she lives.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's all the same house, we just see it in a new angle every time.

        My masterpiece! Rate it Cinemaphile!

        tenouttaten

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why does a wet metal suitcase in the room lead Shlylock Fox to suspect the cat had been out, even though this bitterly cold night is dry?
          Jesus, just spell out the fricking answer, why don't you?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to try and draw the swamp creature. Wish me luck Cinemaphile!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My masterpiece! Rate it Cinemaphile!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute, I've already seen this one!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I posted the WIP image a few weeks ago, it came out today.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's no dustless area where the israeliteelry box would have sat

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Cassandra is fine, too.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >last dusted SEVERAL MONTHS AGO
    damn b***h you live like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy committing petty crimes to clean.

      is slylock autistic, what does the cat have to do get that D

      Sly has a girlfriend, another fox. Cassandra is probably jealous.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Femcuck? That's based!

        Also, how does his gf looks like?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sly has a girlfriend
          ruined

          how do you know proof please

          The caption is fake obviously, but this art is from an actual strip. I can't find it, but it's been posted here a few times.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the text look legitimate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >how will Slylock weasel himself out of this mess

            ?t=57

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you sure it's not their sisters?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The date is in the picture, 2013-10-28. The original strip doesn't clarify anything though
            Could be both their sisters

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That his mother

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I dislike this one because it's not only some of the often seen "think exactly how I do/guess what I'm thinking" logic Slylock often resorts to, but because the rules are too loose due to it trying to be a trick question without giving the game away. 9 is also a valid answer for example and nothing Max says actually excludes it from being one, we're never giving quantifiers about the boys or distinguishing traits or rules that would lock it in to only one solution.

              Hell nothing stops it from being any number of boys so long as there are at least five. No rules are given that require these statements of relative position to be exclusive. The only actual concrete variables are 1 boy must have 4 ahead of him, 1 must have 4 behind him, and there must be a singular boy directly in the middle of the group. Nothing is said about if these all have to be different individuals nor is it said that they must be all inclusive so nothing is stopping you from having say, 2 units of 4 boys on the front and back and then any arbitrary odd number in the middle as that also fits the criteria.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow his girlfriend is cute. Would be neat to see her doing the "Oh my god" of this image.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >stuffing her fat ass with cookies
            Slylock Architect confirmed?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              More like shortstack afficionado

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or they’re in a polyamorous relationship (gross)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The twist is that the mouse girl is actually Slylock’s girlfriend.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sly has a girlfriend
        ruined

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do you know proof please

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that "spot the differences" pic
    >"You call that being molested?"
    >"Now THIS is being molested."

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is slylock even involved in this case. He has zero jurisdiction as an insurance claims adjuster.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >insurance claims adjuster
      i think thats almost half of what slylock does

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What case, there's no insurance company dumb enough to insure one of the first things a robber would go for when you don't own a safe to store it in and have a criminal full of insurance fraud.

      I give her ten seconds before she reveals the israeliteels are in the second drawer next to the fussy handcuffs and the comically large box of fox condoms

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat ugly bastard dog just keeps winning

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she so cute

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spot the 6 differences

    >House Adress
    >Mouse
    >The splotches on the fence near the bush
    >The flower has a leaf
    > The keyhole on the door
    >The light bulb/porch light

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Umm actually...

      >House Address
      >Mouse
      >Missing tooth
      >Leaf on flower
      >Keyhole
      >Lightbulb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But wait! There is also an extra tree branch on the top image.There are seven differences!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is slylock autistic, what does the cat have to do get that D

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's gay, just like Sherlock Holmes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking mouse and cop won't get off his back so Cass needs to make up bullshit just to mask their affair booty calls

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cassandra is a cute kitty that need belly rubs.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonyrnous

    What would you even call this art style? 'Cause Slylock Fox scratches that exact itch perfectly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Crumb draw that septic tank manual?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even better, it was Peter Aschwanden.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Critterdome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the one the garfield comics used in a lot of the older strips right down to using the dot pattern and gradients. I think a lot of newspaper comic kinda adapt this style or at least elements of it. Although I think what makes Sylock Fox stand out more is it uses a lot of textures and unique colors, maybe they have a certain pallete that they stick to

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Swamp creature drawing
    Slylock confirmed pig apologist.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1) Mouse
    2) Fox
    3)
    4) Magnifying Glass
    5) Seven
    Missing leaf on single flower, missing keyhole, 6 changed to 9, light bulb lamp holder design changed, missing branch on tree, missing fang on bulldog
    1) Daisy
    2)
    3) Daffodil
    4)
    If the israeliteelry box was there then there would've been a spotless place on the dresser like with the perfume.
    That's all I got.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3)
      That one tripped me up for a moment, too. It's bowtie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The other two flower anagrams are orchid and sunflower.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Catwoman plushie
    Charming, in a villainous way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's funny for a cat lady to have a human plushie. Even better that it's a human who dresses as a cat and is a thief. It works on a lot of levels.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she cute in green

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She wants his D

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      filename

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine pressing her face down in the desk and just go to town on that ass until neither of you can walk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's probably her plan. Then she takes pictures of her hands imprint on the dusty desk as a souvenir

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Then she takes pictures of her hands imprint on the dusty desk as a souvenir
        How deviant. When will the government stop her sinful hand.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When will the government stop her sinful hand.
          The government in the Slylock universe seems to be even more powerless to stop criminals than in the average cape comic.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I checked out one of the daily strips on a lark and I guess Weirdly has sisters. Also, based Weirdly taking a day off from crime to watch tv with his buddies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly the shoes are the only difference, but how would the reader know which one those implicate if the prints left at the crime scene are nowhere in the image

      Her name is Tiffany Fox

      The dog is still an accomplice. The toad would not have reached to hide the camera there

      Ah, here we go. Girlfriend (with matching last name?)

      What drawing, Slylock? That's an empty blackboard

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her name is Tiffany Fox

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, here we go. Girlfriend (with matching last name?)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thicc fox is thicc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe she's a cousin or distant one at least

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That damn cat is in need of some correction!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looking for evidence
    >by staring intently at her ass

    Sounds like a good plan to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      full body cavity search is always the way to go with her

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0 because those things only have 6 legs

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The fold in her skirt makes it look like she's wearing shorts and she's just so incredibly bawdy she somehow managed to get her panties off through them.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Good job anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks! It has a lot of opportunities for more gags. Maybe we can start one of those games where everyone takes turns adding something new.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did anybody save it?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf are you smoking Marin
    and heyy, sharing is caring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how she's obviously just doing it for attention now.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Thanks! It has a lot of opportunities for more gags. Maybe we can start one of those games where everyone takes turns adding something new.

    Maybe add a half-spilled bag of catnip half-hidden somewhere? Or would that be out of character?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've defeated me, Slylock. You cunning bastard.
    >Mouse
    >Fox
    >???
    >Magnifying Glass
    >Seven

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bowtie. Took me around 8.1233 femtoseconds. Git Gud.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will Slylock make kids smarter?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the solution, OP? I'm on the edge of my seat to see if I've got it figured out!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's no clean spot on the dresser where the box would be

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it just me or did Weber design that skirt specifically to look like it's pulled under her tail

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    car go space

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Olympus Mons Pudenda of Cassandra Cat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nowhere. Slylock is not a trained astronaut and cannot navigate beyond Earth's orbit, nor does he habitually pack enough supplies for interplanetary travel.

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