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Count Weirdly is in space.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are so many thigns which will go wrong once he tows that thing into the atmosphere I don't even know where to begin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1. The satellite will burn during the reentry because it was not designed to ever come back to Earth
        2. Even if it survives the heat, the line will snap because it's shit and satellites weigh a lot
        3. Even if that line is made of mithril, Earth's gravity will pull the satellite down and flip the ship, making it spiral out of control and crash, because the line is conntected too high
        4. Even if by some miracle he lands safely, a grounded satellite is worthless and it's better to make a new one than to launch one which went through so much crap
        5. But even if still holds any value, it's a top secret satellite, so glowies will make him disappear forever
        Did I get it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yea

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You got it a little too well in all honesty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          don't forget: How is a space ship going to turn around in space?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I notice I'm confused, why would the satellite burn up on reentry? He could just slow down so there's less friction. How does he think we get back rocket fairings?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >carabiner clip is fine
            >no markings on the satellite to indicate it can't be held for ransom
            >basic newtonian physics compliant (no force counteracting the engines)
            I can't tell what the problem is. Are the engines supposed to be spooling up so that when he turns them on he blasts the sat?

            Given that they're using magic space cars, yes he could do that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the satellite would burn up in re-entry, supposedly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Damn you're right that's the answer.
                Can't imagine what kid is supposed to think of that especially when they're in jetson rocket cars that would also melt.

                [...]

                A janitor's feelings are the rules.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >when they're in jetson rocket cars that would also melt
                I think it's safe to assume the rocket cars are designed for reentry while satellites are designed to stay in orbit.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'll burn up in the atmosphere?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They both have Jetsons-style personal spaceships so I don't think it's farfetched to think that they have something that protects the satellite from burning up on re-entry.

      Taking that line of thought further, if they can easily procure such space travel vehicles, then bringing up a new satellite wouldn't be so expensive that they should even consider the ransom.

      but yeah the real answer is probably the re-entry heat.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looked up the answer. Pretty stupid one today.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Count Weirdly is in space.
    Oh sure, THAT's why you posted this one. Not because of the lady kangaroo with the bedroom eyes. I'm wise to your shenanigans, Cinemaphile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The thread would have been deleted immediately if I had mentioned it. hehe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm... good point.

        I mean... "Mentioned what?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's obviously a wallaby. Toally different.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do wallabys have pouchs? with childs in them?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes actually, but the pouch is a lot closer to the ground so op is still a kangaroo. Also fun fact: some species of wallabies can get pregnant WHILE they’re pregnant

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiler
            wtf

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Also fun fact: some species of wallabies can get pregnant WHILE they’re pregnant
            Based.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            how

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hello new fetish

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I found all 6 differences! Should I say?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do people realize you can instantly see any differences between images by using the cross-eyed technique?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most people don't know how to cross their eyes, and those who do usually don't recognize that you can do that to cheat at these.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can cross eye vertically
      OK mutie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person, just turn the fricking image sideways.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tilt you're head

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black person, just turn the fricking image sideways.

          I dont believe in witchcraft!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            shame. voodoo is pretty cool once you realize the control you get over others.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6 Differences
    volcano smoke plume goes off panel
    a leaf is torn in left side bush
    mama stego is missing tail spikes
    unhatched egg is missing a spot
    a smaller palm tree is missing
    the lava flow from the volcano is longer

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grav pull would turn it into an unstoppable iron rod wmd, then it's not ransom anymore but the plot of Megaman X5

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Count Weirdly is Russian. Everything Russians do will fail because of bad planning.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The exhaust from the ship will frick up the satellite

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The NRO and Space Force will notice the satellite's orbit has started to degrade, and will immediately call the Air Force to grab an ASAT weapon and blow up Count Weirdy and the satellite before they can reenter the atmosphere. The public will be told the satellite had a maneuvering thruster or reaction wheel failure and that there was a risk of a hypergolic fuel leak if the satellite hit land.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The real mystery here is how Slylock can pay himself a spaceship modeled after himself on the pay of a criminal consultant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or why it doesn't have a cape

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ami blind i cant see differences.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're subtle

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that kangaroo can get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's got some real "frick me" eyes!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >slylock is canadian

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For the Earth's in sun problem aren't all answers correct except fo the last one. Trivially if you can fit 50000 earths in the sun you can also fit only 75 into it.

    The optimal packing density of spheres is Pi/(3 * sqrt(2)) according to the Kepler conjecture. The ratio of sun volume to earth volume is about 1300000.

    Pi/(3 * sqrt(2)) * 1300000 < 1000000 so a million earths don't fit.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kangaroo
    knew she would be hot af

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The question is, why did Slylock waste government money to launch himself into space to watch Weirdly if he knew Weirdly was going to fail?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't know till he got there

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please explain the kangaroo one to me? The only difference I can see is that half of them have their tongue sticking out and the other half do not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps OP did a little jape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      worm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bob Weber Jr. himself says there are no other differences, and also says that he may start adding the differences along with the answers
      he also said in another comment that the answer is supposed to be E, but they mistyped it as D

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you study the images closely closely you will see that images 2 and 4 are misaligned a little bit on the x axis
      also wtf they added lines to the captcha??? and an extra character threw me off a little

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bob Weber Jr. himself says there are no other differences, and also says that he may start adding the differences along with the answers
      he also said in another comment that the answer is supposed to be E, but they mistyped it as D

      If you study the images closely closely you will see that images 2 and 4 are misaligned a little bit on the x axis
      also wtf they added lines to the captcha??? and an extra character threw me off a little

      OH, it's the length of the bird's beak

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly subtle for this kind of kiddie puzzle.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thread needs more Cassandra Cat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, but these threads get extremely heavily babysat by the jannies, so anything you might post with her has a high chance of being deleted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really want to know if either Bob Weber Jr. or the new artist (who I quite like but I can't read his signature) live in Tucson. He does a lot of really specific Sonoran Desert stuff.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would be fun, because I could add them to the list of comic people who live in Southern Arizona.

        So far the list is the Super Mega guy and the guy who did those Scott Pilgrim porn parodies but then got hired as the colorist for the Scott Pilgrim books.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.slylockfox.com/about/ mentions them working out of a "Southwest studio", so it's possible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, if so, I hope they're enjoying the monsoon weather. It's been a nice reprieve. All the tarantulas are out and about now. My favorite time of year in Southern Arizona.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What no more slylock puzzles? You can do better than this OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      here's a puzzle uuuu

      Damn you're right that's the answer.
      Can't imagine what kid is supposed to think of that especially when they're in jetson rocket cars that would also melt.
      [...]
      A janitor's feelings are the rules.

      Ion drives run rather cool, reaching up to 300c° while constructions metal with an extremely low melting point like, say. Lead, has are around 327c°

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Therefore, the experiment becomes Schrodinger's cat Post, existing as both alive and dead until observed by a janitor.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HERE'S THE DEFINITIVE KANGAROO PUZZLE ANSWER
    1 and 2: baby's tongue
    1 and 3: bird's beak
    1 and 4: tongue
    2 and 3: beak, tongue
    2 and 4: EXACTLY ALIKE
    3 and 4: beak, tongue

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least other kangaroos get to wear clothing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The obvious answer is that nobody else was in the room to steal it. But it has to be something more specific.
      Also, is she wearing a special kangaroo smock with a tail hole?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick, did she sneak the bookend into her pouch through the tailhole

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick, did she sneak the bookend into her pouch through the tailhole

        There are 3 items in the room that could provide clues, and re-reading what happened *before* the theft should help, as well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        smocks are usually backless, so it doesn't need a tail hole, it's already open back there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1. She's a woman
      2. Women are crafty and not to be trusted
      3. slylock can simply check her weight again after the visit to see if she weighs more with the bookend (this is not 100% reliable since she might have menstruated that much weight out)

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