Smartest man in the world. Becomes idiot because naked of a naked woman.
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Smartest man in the world. Becomes idiot because naked of a naked woman.
Yeah, that’s kind of how that works man.
Well said, brother
>t. incel
You homosexuals really think that you are smart KEK
grades in school and college indicate that yes
I feel like most incels would act this way as well when confronted by a nude 6/10 woman.
this is the same brilliant detective who didn't think to suspect the cab driver in the first episode, he's a moron
a "smart person" written by morons
how would you describe this so called "naked of a naked woman" ?
I think its like, when you think about naked women being naked and then you like, get a bonner
Why do people keep trying to make her as smart as Holmes. She was an actress who scammed a diplomat and gave it up on purpose so she could watch Holmes work. The end of the story she bumps into Holmes while in disguise and says "well played". That doesn't make her smart. That makes a woman. That's the point. The movies and the anime did this too.
>the ass you moron
The fricking American Sherlock just turns her into Moriarity.
>t. plebs who have never read the story
>she was sherLOCKED
get it guys hue so good. 10/10 t. Reddit
>Smartest man in the world
>British
DOUBT
It would in actuality be an asian or a Russian. Americans are only hanging in there due to continent size and immigration. No way they should've reached the moon before Russia.
wow he is literally me
It's super gross for a naked person to sit on something without placing a towel down first.
No. I don't want a towel on my face.
luckly, women don't just do this out of the blue.
Good because the nude female form is bizarre IRL. I know most of you guys have only seen naked women in porn but your average woman usually has less than ideal proportions
Why are you geay
I think it was just that her nakedness removed all the usual clues he relies on to read someone. Threw him off his game.
couldn't he deduce she's obviously ovulating
This scene is actually quite clever, especially considering the God awful show it is surrounded by.
>just gets naked for no reason
I don't ever wanna hear another one of you snaggletoothed, leaf water drinking, wrong side of the road driving c**tS say another word about wearing shoes indoors. I love you.
When does he discombobulate her
*discomboobulate
>no we must show NO sign of nippa AT ALL!!!!! kill television
*discumboobulate
*dickscumboobulate
>this is high drama for manchildren
if u dont find laura pulver attractive u r the mental zoomer tho
Why does this thread keep getting made? Everyone agrees this show was shit. You're just gonna get the same recycled posts you got last time.
i was banned last time this was posted so i didnt got a chance to post anything on it
>Everyone agrees this show was shit.
I liked it so it's good.
Well, the mere concept of a naked woman got you so flustered you fricked up your sentence, so...
Am I the only one who thought that was Tucker Carlson and was expecting some kino never before seen by me documentary where he interviews a naked lady?
Putin walks in naked to shock the world and win the war in the press
>Becomes idiot because naked of a naked woman.
pottery.
>Smartest man in the world
Someone post the copypasta about his sister.
A friend recommended we watch this show together and I'm glad I visibly cringed enough while watching that she felt bad for suggesting it.
>female "friend" invites anon to watch shitty brit tv
>he sits there and turns on his patrician kino analysis for 90 minutes
>she "felt bad" at "suggesting it"
anon, I....
You think you're clever and dunking on me for being an autist, but you're missing one interesting piece of information: she's ugly.
pussy is pussy. She's probably not hideous and you're probably a youngling who cares way too much about a number scale. If she's clean and not obese, it all feels the same bro. She might even be eager to please. Ugly girls need love too.
>Why yes I haven't gotten laid in 15 years and I am married to a hambeast of 20 years and counting.
>omg she's le naked she has no tells
implying the flapping roast curtains, crack prostitute make up, cocaine nail, bruised knees and needle marks wouldn't be a tell.
Thought this was the Dr moron show I've been seeing commercials for.
i feel compelled to call her mommy
Sad! Many such cases
>the man just stares in awe at the naked woman
Worst trope in movies and tv
It wasnt the nakedness, it was the lack of information. Holmes uses clothes to determine your role in society, your personality, and whay happened during your day. Stop being obtuse...
Anon I get it. But it was still moronic.
>le code is my measurements I told you!
So not only is she moronic and gave the answer away but if that situation ever arose Sherlock just wouldn't know what to do.
>Holmes uses clothes to determine your role in society, your personality, and whay happened during your day.
This is beyond moronic, so OP is still right
A girl did this to me in college and I told her to go away because I was studying for a Biochemistry exam. She was a friend of my flatmate and she came into my room and laid down on my bed and took her clothes off. I was just annoyed and irritated by her presence as I needed to study for the exam. She asked me at a later date if I was gay because of that.
>because naked of a naked woman
>meanwhile anime Sherlock
Ngl accurate
>the motives of women ... inscrutable .... How can you build on such quicksand? Their most trivial actions may mean volumes ... their most extraordinary conduct may depend upon a hairpin or a curling tongs
>I would not tell them too much. Women are never to be entirely trusted—not the best of them
I act exactly the same way when I see some wiener or bussy.
>becomes idiot
>because naked of a naked woman
Happens to the best of us
>combination to the safe is her bust/waist/hips measurements
Although it seemed creepy he was actually studying her hard for this information. Without it he couldn't have opened the safe. Definitely a genius.
>Although it seemed creepy
She walked in to the room naked out of nowhere, should he just stare at the floor or ceiling to avoid being "creepy"?
Obligatory.