SNL is back next week, how excited are you?? I hope we get a new Hilary at piano skit!
Also, this new cast member can't be real. Chloe Toast?!? cmon! this sounds like something AI made up, is this the first AI generated cast member??
SNL is back next week, how excited are you?? I hope we get a new Hilary at piano skit!
https://deadline.com/2023/10/snl-pete-davidson-bad-bunny-new-cast-chloe-troast-whos-returning-1235562215/
>host Pete Davidson and musical guest Bad Bunny
yep, sounds like SNL is back to being as shit as usual
SNL cast members used to run away from the show first chance they could get. Now they can't wait to get back on.
They have no talent and it shows.
I didn't even know he left.
This show isn’t for you.
The show isn't for anybody. Nobody watches this shit and the only ratings it gets are from airports and shitty bars.
I watch it.
because you're a reddit tourist homosexual who loves soi comedy
That's so depressing. Not only are you a tasteless twat, but you're also at home alone on Saturday. I guess it's hard to make friends when you enjoy such unfunny things though.
What's wrong with Pete Davidson?
first for I'd love to spread my butter on her
Ain't nobody watching SNL homie
>Snore Now, Loudly
First of all, it's TROAST. Second of all, she's funny, chud.
She cute, I kneel
why do all the new zoomer comedians (especially the ones SNL's been hiring lately) all have that same "holds up spork" style or humor? was every comedian born after 1998 influenced by Tim & Eric? also its depressing that TikTok is now where SNL finds the majority of its talent
Comedians used be traumatized people that hated themselves and did hard drugs and died. These days everybody is told they must love themself and everyone else so their ability to make material is limited to jangling keys in front of a baby with noises and colors.
Comedy was always homosexual and reddit
those 3 unfunny homosexuals in the middle must be related to someone at the show to suddenly have so much power and get their unfunny shorts all over the show and now suddenly they have their owen Judd Apatow produced feature film coming out. i sense ~~*nepotism baskit robbins trust fund*~~ fishyness afoot! they came out of nowhere last year and suddenly have all these things getting made? ~~*hmmmmm*~~
The one on the left is probably related to Mr. Apatow
nepotism
and the redhead is Conans son from his secret family
>nd get their unfunny shorts all over the show
Im sure they know someone but i think its more likely SNL thinks "We need a new Lonely Island that can get those TikTok eyes on us the same way Samberg did it for our Youtube"
The GOAT
shes the girlfriend of one of those 3 Please Dont Destroy dorks (who like
said for some reason have a lot of power on SNL out of nowhere suddenly, theyre basically running the show now that Lornes a 80 year zombie, i think they're neo babies of past SNL writers) so i guess we know how she got the show
WOMEN ARE NOT FU-
wow!!! this is sooooo funny omg!@!!!!! totally breaks the sterotype that chicks arent funny!! bravo random lesbian!
she looks like the moronic kid from River's Edge
lel wow i see it. same kid from Teen Witch as well.
didnt that kid grow up to be a member of Leo's pussy posse?
How did you know that movie exists?
very Charlene Yi
I would watch SNL if they hired people like this.
is this the boylady that accused James Franco of rape?
might not be funny but i would kiss and cuddle her
Does she have a foreign accent or is that just another layer of le-ironic silly randomness?
I would cave her head in.
How is this person employed in comedy... I can't wait for all of cable TV to die.
The theater kids from high school really did take over comedy.
wtf >:(
>Cinemaphile is too dumb to get the joke
e-girlng at all of you
Where. Is. The. Funny?!
The jokes. Aren’t. For. You. CHUDCEL.
I sense that she has huge breasts. But Christ alive, her face is almost as busted as her attempt at humor.
would
“Dads Google history” vibes
You are insulting my pale thighed goddess Demi Lardner. Dad's google history is a legit good bit.
I didn't have the sound on but her breasts are natural Cs or Ds
Where is the joke? What is the punchline? How does "sleeping with" even factor into this?
Women aren't funny
https://youtube.com/shorts/h5OKcNfxYO4
> I'm -- I mean -- she's funny chuds!
More Sarah Sherman art school comedy. Please clap.
literally looks like one of the Whitest Kids U Kno when they'd do drag. think she kinda looks like Timmy there lel
There's going to be so many drag sketches this season.
BTW -- that leg tat? It's an Alfred E Newman smile. From Mad Magazine. Because she's a comic. Get it -- DAD?
I hate zoomer women so much it’s unreal
>art school comedy
That sounds interesting. This isn't.
Stephen Fry looking ass b***h
She ain’t funny and she’s fugly but I’d fugg her and hold hands because she cute.
She know what she was doin with those
BIG
BRALESS
NATURALS
would titfrick
imagine the smell
>incel simps flooding the replies
You people are why goyslop is forever on the menu.
so you thought that video was funny?
Weird fricking head shape, she looks like a servbot with a wig
looks like another sarah sherman.
also I find it kind of depressing how they have so many cast members in their late 30s and even 40s. dan aykroyd was 23 when he joined and 27 when he left, he made movies like blues brothers, trading places or ghostbusters before turning 33. mikey day is 40 something, has a kid and everything, and he's still on the show
adult day care
Wait until he finds out they get paid.
ugh, like the real Sarah Silverman Sherman wasnt annoying and unfunny enough, now we need her even uglier more israeli knockoffs now? what tim heidecker has done to modern comedy is a crime
I like everything hes made except office hours
its weird how the cast members of the 70s, 80s, 90s were a lot younger but seemed like real adults at the same time. yet the ones today are pushing 40 yet still seem childlike. do adults today just stay children forever or something?
it is weird, guys like Kevin Nealon, Phil Hartman, Will Ferrell all looked like middle aged men when they were on the show but were younger than half the people on there right now
What’s the popular consensus on this again?
Something about smoking, water consumption, and sunscreen right?
Idk about the rest but Will Ferrell was like an athlete or something where these new guys are all little twink gays
It's also lighting and how digital cameras tend to ignore shadow more readily.
>guys matured faster when they weren't a bunch of pussies
Science may never know the reasons why.
Smoking, heavy drinking, not exercising, bad diets, not protecting yourself from the sun all make you age badly. Like a lot of people don’t understand how bad tanning actually is because it ages your skin and also raises the risk of skin cancer.
Will Ferrell was 28 when he debuted on SNL and already looked this old
(his debut sketch)
and Koechner is 33 here goddamn people aged rough in the 90s lol
It's all the coke on the SNL set
both of them have looked 50 their whole life
Jake Novak bros...we were robbed...
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>israelite making a $0y face
Frick yeah. It'll be the same as when Fallon came back: 3 minutes of excitement and then get bored and walk away, but I like the girls on snl at least
>Chloe Toast
I hear she has a rather dry sense of humour.
🙂
i can tell just looking at her shes the LOL SO QUIRKY!!! type that will get annoying quick
the usual soi boy simps here will all be simping for her no matter how unfunny she is
YOOOO is that Chloe Toast??
Fr fr
>White men… ARE LE BAD
*Audience laughs*
>Staight white people… who needs em!
*Audience cackling loudly*
>Hey white people… POC BODIES EXIST
*Audience cheering and laughing wildly*
She has some really grim looking feet 🙁
why do people pretend to give a shit about SNL in 2023?
OMG SNL IS BACK?? THE MOST UNFUNNY GARBAGE SHOW EVER WHICH PEOPLE UNFATHOMABLY PRETEND IS FUNNY AND IS STILL RUNNING ???? OMG OMG
Are you being sarcastic?
I hear the cold open will be a skit about Trump.
>see someone named toast might be on SNL
>it's not Steven Toast
MALARKY
Her series is about misogyny and b***hing about male comedians:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Basics_(TV_show)
So, yeah. Enjoy being lectured.
awesome, maybe she'll do a sequel to the WHITE MALE RAGE skit!
Dis ole block head ass b***h. Head look like a lego with a wig on it. Nasty ass block head b***h. Nice tiddies though. Would.
"So, I was having ANOTHER abortion when the Republicans arrested me. Who ARE these people!"
god one Sarah Squirm was bad enough, do they really need a Sarah Squirm 2.0? WHO ASKED FOR THIS??
and can Hollywood finally stop pretending the gay china gay is funny, i get it you wanna be woke and say this is comedy now, but cmon, we just wanna laugh again, we can stop pretending this lisping effeminate homosexual comedy is funny, nobody finds this funny
"when I hit that stage, im like a ravenous monster, gnawing away at my audience, expending all of myself, exposing my genitalia, feeling like a matador on his day off, let’s hit this weekend like an ass my friends. "
Funky Tut...
she looks and sounds like an unfunny version of Diane Morgan
I like SNL and the live watching threads here. I also enjoy watching anons seethe and shitpost that SNL still exists.
so what hilarious jokes will they do when they come back? AI jokes, writers strike jokes, drumpf bad jokes, but zero Biden jokes. Andrew Yang coming on Weekend Update playing the new strain of covid that has a sassy gay accent, similar to his unfunny ice berg skit, the usual dogshit of nuSNL
Meanwhile, some SNL members all about the hustle.
wood berry
"And now on Weekend Update, our new Hollywood correspondent, Quackers the Giant Goose."
"Hello! Quack quack quack!"
The entire NBC network is absolute shit. The only thing they have left that is watchable is Dateline on Friday nights. Nothing else.
You will find yourself longing for the SNL '80 cast.
God I hate these two, theater kid queers are so fricking cringe. SNL’s been worthless since Hader and Sudeikis left
Yang is insufferable.
Does he have any other mode other than flaming queer homosexual? In the old days being on SNL meant having huge range and playing all kinds of characters. Gone are the days of SNL having any Phil Hartman Jan Hooks Dana Carvey Mike Myers type sketch comedy masters who can play a wide variety of characters
Too nice a word
And you choose to post the one picture where he ends up looking the most normal lmao
While Yang had some time off, he cleaned out his profiles. Used to have a collection of hyper gay Fire Island man party pics up.
>follows Bowen Yang on social media
Are you trying to tell us something anon?
> Hey, why would someone who knows about SNL and keeps up with SNL news post in an SNL thread? Aha -- gotcha! Another internet victory for me!
Plenty of other threads up. Why don't you go try one of them?
just seems weird to follow a gay man on instagram and get excited about his gay pics bro, i mean unless youre gay i guess i get it then but im assuming youre not if you post on Cinemaphile since we;re all based chuds who hate everything about homosexuals
Who gives a shit? Why the frick are you obsessed with a gay man's public image if you're not gay yourself?
Bowen -- shouldn't you be back in the office, getting ready for the new season?
She's so
Fricking
HOT
AAAA
Why she got a square head?
She seems israeli… hard pass
It's funny to watch the snl threads on Saturday nights and how slow they are. Uh not that I'm on here Saturday nights
I will never watch SNL again but I hope her and Kiernan Shipka do a remake of Blue Is The Warmest Color
>Pepper Slit
vegana joke. Predictable.
Holy mother of cringe this shit sucks, is this what all modern comedy is like now?
damn she really do look like Timmy from WKUK in drag
>I killed my baby so I could have a career doing lame comedy skits on a show nobody watches anymore and now I’m too old to have a family and will die a childless spinster
Tragic
File her under Sarah Sherman, Ana Gasteyer, Jenny Slate, and Vanessa Bayer. Completely unfunny.
Ana Gasteyer wasnt that bad, topless Martha Stewart Xmas was a classic!
fair. and the balls thing with Alec Shooter Baldwin
Look at that boxers chin, as a chinless chuddy chud I am envious of that shovel chisel cut.
Does anyone even watch this anymore?
Yes. Remember the David S. Pumpkins craze? Unreal what passes for humor now.
Lorne lost.
Shane won.
Lol it would be an interesting mix throwing a big jock bully in with all theee theater kid queens. I feel like they’d all try to get him fired within a month for being toxic to their lgbtq non binary gender fluid safe environment and take issue with his use of gay and moron
Most confusing part is Shane still hangs around with half the same people. Getting cancelled made his career, Lorne did him a favour.
i feel like unless he was gonna become Pete Davidson or Kate McKinnon popular on SNL (unlikely) this was the best thing to happen to him, way more people have heard of him from all the controversy which is more than you can say about most people hired on SNL these days. he probably woulda been one of those people on there one or two seasons of nothing nothing and never heard from again like this guy who spent one season on SNL almost a decade ago and is now some middling standup with barely a fanbase
binging some snl auditions for this season
who watches snl growing up i always considered it a corny white people show and so far the assessment has been correct
I was more of a mad tv in living color chad myself as a kid
*fake snore*
She Looka likea man
I wanna frick her and Sarah Sherman but they are unfunny as frick.
Good old pic when she was closer to 20 than 30, but still -- that 'orrible personality.
Absolutely, but I'm predisposed to losing after israeliteey women.
>back
I never had the satisfaction of knowing it was gone
She looks exactly like the kind of person who would be a cast member on SNL.
queer trans homosexual communist antifa blm acab looking b***h c**t
Still can't believe that shit happened. It's embarrassing. It would have been embarrassing to do for any person, but to be that biased from a show that acts like it knocks everyone down a notch. I mean, they used to at least.
man frick this trust fund band shit
baskin roberts ass motherfrickers
She won't be as funny as pic related.
this b***h is the most annoying cast member since Chris Kattan
WOMEN CANT BE FU-
It’s weird how this board claims to loath SNL and say it hasn’t been funny in two decades yet can’t stop b***hing and whining and obsessing over it.
I'm sure shill threads like this have nothing to do with it.