SNL writers had one chance to put Sydney in a hooters shirt and they didn't waste it.Bravo!
SNL writers had one chance to put Sydney in a hooters shirt and they didn't waste it.Bravo!
SNL writers had one chance to put Sydney in a hooters shirt and they didn't waste it.Bravo!
Why does she look AI generated here?
Because you're mind broken
What's wrong with you?
uh, I don't have schizophrenia?
shitty snl camera setup plus probably some generic upscaler
because you have schizophrenia
It’s upscaled.
She dyed her eyebrows
Because you're a virgin who never had sex.
>virgin who never had sex
as opposed to?
weird uncanny upscaling shit that Facebook boomers use
AI is getting very strong. AI can make images more realistic than OP.
Upscaled. The seething morons who replied can't see it.
because it is upscaled. I've noticed a huge amount of these "perfect" looking stills of womens faces lately, in the bottom right she looks normal but left looks fake as shit
Because she's perfect
because thats how digital cameras look since like 20 years ago wtf
Shame about the face though
spbp. I swear it gets less attractive every time I see it
Nothing that the photoshop blur tool can't fix
Your parents still love you though
Yours don't?
My mum does. My farther is a different story.
Bottom left is the best I've ever seen her. She should do something about the eyebags.
Could be worse. I follow this one chick on instagram who has amazing breasts but her face looks like a raw chicken beaten by another raw chicken.
lmao drop her ig
Here's her latest post. She's recently grown some of her feathers back.
she’s cute and every straight man thinks so. only trannies say otherwise
It's always some ugly incel who is the quickest to shout out reasons why they find a woman unattractive. Normal people don't act like that
>It's always some ugly incel who is the quickest to shout out reasons why they find a woman unattractive. Normal people don't act like that
It's jealous women who do this, not men!!!FACT!!!
>Shame about the face though
you're gay
t.Ranny
homie, you gay
Femcel cope
>all those seething replies
>say something incredibly stupid
>"HAHA I TROLL YOU"
keep replying, it will surely make her face less frumpy
Keep seething it will make you more attractive
>all the malding (You)s
She’s not gonna frick you, guys
An ugly White face is still better than any brown face
TROON ALERT IN SECTOR (You)
Sydney thread
>check
weebs seething
>check
trannies seething
>check
virgins seething
>check
homosexuals seething
>check
we can't keep winning like this syd bros
Why
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Seems like they have grown tired to being a laughing stock for the wrong reasons.
Probably realized they can't push propaganda if it's not the least bit entertaining
>Probably realized they can't push propaganda if it's not the least bit entertaining
Wait until we get closer to November before making that call. I personally think we're still about five years away minimum from them even getting close to realising that.
I don't think they really care about the election, culture is shifting away from media lately because it's so shit.
I don't even hear people mention TV or movies anymore
And by people I mean young and old.
Lady at work just watches tiktok, young dudes YouTube and the garbage trash pussy women post their boring lives on social media
Even this fricking board only gets going on morbid reality tv and buck posting
I think 2016 and 2020 made them realize that both sides are puppet heads and things remain the same regardless of who wins. I doubt they'll go full twitter woke ever again
This is some weapons grade optimism. Like the other anon said, wait until the summer after the convention
When trump wins again the pendulum will swing back.
nah, it's almost over
lol it's just gonna get worse if that happens
two more weeks trust the plan
just two weeks to flatten the curve. trust the experts
patriots in control!
who cares about the boobs it's all about the glossy pantyhose
looks like a porn parody
Just watched the video clip. She's hot. Legs looked good too, but first of all, booba.
hooters food is such trash
what a pointless post
Ironic
They serve food?
oh great an anti-tendite
So?
I agree and frick all the haters commenting on your post.
Its literal dumpster food, absolute trash. No sane man would spend a dime in this establishment.
nobody goes there for the food, you fricking moron
Yeah its the same with medieval times. They do this whole ye olde english farce as well but then serve pepsi. Like what the frick bros.
Funnily enough most of the people I've met that like hooters are black women.
Wings. All wings all the time
If your strongest recollection of your time at Hooters is the food, you're gay or a woman
You genuinely walk into an establishment meant for eatery and spend money there on the sole basis of boobies? Are you legitimately moronic, and if so why would you be proud of that?
Burgers?
their decor is much worse. ew
I can't stop shitting and farting
the full house doesn't lie
Checked. I've been farting a lot this year too. Farting used to be fun but it's just annoying lately.
YOU JUST KNOW
You just know, united states home of the free censoring people from watching thier tv show scenes from other countries. :p
Shame none of the episode was remotely funny
So it's a regular SNL episode then?
Yes, exactly. I have no idea whatsoever how this stupid fricking show has been going on for so long.
The only thing SNL related I have ever liked is the digital shorts with lonely island, and even then most of them weren't any good either.
Alot of skits on the show were funny. Just died after the 40th anniversary.
>Sydney hosts
>SNL makes a Biden joke for the first time in 8 years
Really makes you think
This is proof that most celebrities are either spineless or actually all believe the shit they spout about politics. She definitely turned down Drumpf jokes since she has morals she sticks to
Who's Sydney
>SNL makes a Biden joke for the first time in 8 years
they were literally joking about biden last week
They make Biden jokes every week since he became president.
Is she loosing hair or something ?
NW2.5 by the looks of it.
I recommend the m8 dermapen, 1 mm depth, 2x/week, rest of the days apply topical solution of finasteride and RU58841
I'm cumblasting her hairline
Pretty sure it's a wig.
how do you achieve this blurry smugged look irl
be happy,rich and handsome
smudged*
It’s an ai upscale
skincare routine consisting of tretinoin, hydrating cream and SPF50+, oil cleanser at night. Once you have that glass skin, you apply a quality BB cream on your face
Man, SNL is so funny, they sure are a comedy hub of laughs.
Anon did you watch the whole thing while seething
Was that really a good use of your time
41 seconds of seething a day sounds reasonable to me.
Where the 1090p at?
nice
men love her
troons seethe at her
Nice
gremlin lookin b***h
This is the face of a woman when you frick her real good
>t. virginator
I didn't know they did a show called Ho Tones.
Is it how hookers eat greasy fried chicken and talk about music?
Bro why are you looking at her face
What are you gay?
Pretty funny skit considering SNL sucks now
why are we all simps when we see an attractive girl, bros?
Because we're lonely and seeing a pretty girl being happy makes us feel lonelier.
I see problems, not solutions, not a road, time is change, time is inevitable, a negative situation changing could mean that it would just eventually turn int a positive, but that's a fallacy, I choose to believe the easy way out because is the only hope I can see anymore, as if one were to choose between blindness and dark grey shadows while hope glimmers like headlights from the highway.
me on the bottom right
YOU JUST KNOW
giwtwm
I fricked up and used VP8......
Yeah no shit
her brapper is underappreciated
>literally opens her legs to him as she sits down
Dogbros, we eatin good.
I deserve sex
Too masculine
uhhhhh
Smart dog
yjk
Michael J Fox Teen Wolf skit in 2024? What a grim timeline.
What's wrong with it? Goes back to SNL beginnings, the original cast did old movie references all the time. Steve Martin and Gilda Radner doing Dancing in the Dark in 1978 called back to Fred Astaire and Cyd Charisse doing that number in The Bandwagon in 1954 (right down to Gilda copying Cyd's outfit and israeliteelry).
Anon, Teen Wolf turns 40 years old next year.
It’s air bud, like from the 90s and decades after if you include the horrible sequels. They even call the dog air bud, did you watch it?
Geolocation blocks me from watching SNL clips, so I didn't.
I thought Timberwolves was Teen Wolf, but it is Air Bud.
That dog is super stressed, afried it will miss its cue and the trainer won’t fed it today.
>you just know
...he's undercover.
And yes...there will be some action in the Stabbin' Wagon tonight.
Why don't they just put the dog in every sketch?
The dog is brown, so that means she's gonna get blacked either way.
So she's just being her Euphoria character without taking her breasts out?
Know what?
HNNGH I WISH I WAS THAT CHAIR UNDER SWEENSTERS GORGEOUS ASS
None of you morons have even posted the skit yet
this is so incompetent. How does this show suck so badly
So. what's "incompetent" about it?
Go ahead. We didn't known Carl Reiner was speaking to us from The Beyond today, and we're eager to read your insights.
have a nice day homosexual
> Doesn't answer the question. Just baby pouts.
As expected but still disappointing.
bobs
she knows her strengths, I'll give her that
Well yeah pretty much every 'joke' in the episode was about her boobs.
Her showbiz backup plan was 'show boobs'.
do milk sweetheart b***h lasagna
They're going to kill her aren't they
Brittany Murphy all over again
Sex with stacked blondes with cute faces and tight asses, if you catch my drift.
VP9
Step aside Brie, the black dress has been conquered!
Loser breasts
imagine getting titbullied by sydney sweeney and alexandra daddario
>HUGE JIGGLING PERFECT NATURAL BREASTS
Yes, but how do we market it?
blackface + afro wig
ratings?
how many times has she done this
https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/s/sydneysweeney.html
once or twice
White guy in the beard trying not to get hard.
she has low quality nipples though
look fine to me
can be fixed with texture pack
she radiates charisma
What do you use to make VP9 webms?
webm for morons
I use that but whenever I select VP9 I get an error message about it going above the file size limit. That doesn't happen when I choose VP8 and the same length/resolution.
use variable instead of constant and set CRF instead of filesize
huge naturals but unironically
she's great, i like seeing her on tv and film
Brown haired girl behind her had to get super excited, but jealous of her big mommy milkers.
when Bigbreasts Stacy appears, chestlets cover up.
MILKY NOW!
Society is healing and I can feel it. Those disgusting Black person mutts in the back are absolutley jealous of her 10/10 breasts.
Damn
she's so cute
that gross Black folk in the back knows she's getting mogged in every way imaginable lmao
sexo!
Pure sex. I don't know why but she just is.
It's because it's refreshing that she doesn't have some fricking complex about being "le serious actress" and obsessed with being seen as more than her looks. These actresses who hit it big and immediately bog or get septum piercings and fat like Pugh. It's because they want to cope that they are actually *talented* when a fricking circus monkey can be trained to *act*. Sweeney knows she's famous because people want to see her fat breasts in a 'Hooters' shirt, and that's keeping it real.
im going to kill myself today
Don't frick it up like a moron, adding to the long list of failures
I thought Kagney Lee Carter died last month
She is the definition of a personal 10/10. One day she will change, get older or, god prevents it, get surgery, but until then my god is she perfect
you people need to get out more
will I get a Syndey gf then?
Why would I want that? The weather is shit and people are even worse
trailer trash sweeney
She wants to laugh so bad, it's cute
Damn! Meth addicts look like that?!
>Shane Gillis
>Booba
What's going on at SNL?
they need viewers probably. Hope the trend continues and the woke shit is over for good.
The people demand sexo.
brutal moggings
Is that black person a man?
there trying to touch her bobs haha
huge naturals
sexy lady
Is SNL healing?
The world is healing. Humans naturally orient to a boobocracy.
Boobs have risen again
I want to put my head on them and sleep
This joke unironically brightened my day. Good shit anon.
3rd picture is pure sex
someone needs to pull her aside and tell her that she's too ugly to be on tv
get surgery or find a different line of work
Jesus that bug got BTFO
Has she even been on TV? I didn't think they put Asians on American TV often.
>bugs
Wrong board
>cheekbone shavings
>eyelid surgery
>all the fricking rest
where? or are you just a schitzo
I think you actually enjoy seeing those poor asiatics getting humiliated and berated, since you keep spamming those pics despite the majority of posters here would call the asiatic ugly and plastics every single time.
that's because Cinemaphile is full of third world shitskins who think every blonde white girl is a 10
the vast majority of humans in developed countries will agree that wony is superior
Literally only third world shitskins who thought that asiatics are naturally attractive.
Meanwhile educated people from developed countries always know that asiatics are vain and hollow creature who hide between multiple plastic surgeries, several inches of make up, and hours of photoshop.
Sorry to break your delusion, but most of 1st world guys with yellow fever prefer Japanese.
how much raid do I have to spray to get rid of you and your asiatics ?
Just ignore him, he's probably a cuck with humiliation fetish.
And a being ignored fetish.
she wants to be Jennie so bad
>asiatic1 wants to look like asiatic2
who? they all look the fricking same
because they want to be Jennie so bad
go back to kpop threads or some shit with your asiatics
So many chin surgeries and the asian bug still looks ugly. lol, even lmao.
In what way? They are both absolutely beautiful. Would love to see them both in a film together.
Wrong board
>>>/x/
So much cuter without makeup.
But can she handle my wiener without breaking?
cute
She can work on my undercarriage anytime....if you know what i mean anons
>that shot of her bare ankle
prostitute
God I love women
She's one of those girls who's a classic butterface, but thinks her face is actually pretty, so she acts way too confident about it
Honestly the worst kind of hot
Butterface girls are great fricks because they have prime bodies, but are still insecure about their looks
she should fix her lazy eye
People like you are why we see shit like what Erin Moriarty did
>getting rid of her best feature
idiot
>go to Hooters with my bros
>waitress is super nice and bubbly and we basically have to tell her she has other tables to tend to
>go to hooters with my gf
>bare minimum service, b***h won't even refill my water once
Is there a dynamic I'm not understanding? What's the fricking problem?
My last gf thought that every waitress that was nice to me was flirting with me. They're just doing their job, you dumb b***h.
They knew you wouldn't give generous tips when you were with your GF so they just didn't even bother to try.
If its a real thing that you've done and happened do you its because they're trying to avoid making your GF jealous and they know you won't tip very good either way.
Also, who goes to hooters with their gf lol. Its like a girlfriend taking their BF to a pumping iron screening.
her and jenna are the only young actresses who enjoy being pure sexo
Genuinely feel like I'm being gaslighted to think she's anything but average.
I'd call her above average pretty with nice and big breasts
PITS
nah you're just a total homosexual
I hope Titney Teetney's unabashed pride in her big tiddies inspires other big tiddy young women to stop chopping theirs off. I'm highly invested in her success.
This chick's face is walling at mach 5. she will be gone and forgotten in 4 years max
With a dash of flat chest humiliation thrown in for good measure.
yotes should have made the playoffs.... they fell off very hard
Get mogged zoomer homosexuals
Katy Perry was way hotter before Trump broke her brain
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Many such stories.
I was wondering when/if someone was going to mention the Elmo sketch. One of the best token exploitative boobage moments in SNL history. Lohan's Hermione sketch is also on that list, as is Rachel Dratch's kiddie show skit.
hooters is meme
every time iv gone the girls look like 40 year old single mothers
My sister was complaining about her yesterday
Saying her breasts weren't even that big
Classic cum bucket mentality.
They're not. israelitelywood is trying incredibly hard to force her
they're not, she just uses pushup bras which is why you can find photos of her where she looks flat
women with breasts that are actually big don't need cheating devices
Frick off asiaticlover.
Frick off you bug lusting zipperhead. Your entire continent deserves to be carpet bombed with napalm.
someone make a webm of her first walking out on stage with the ass shot
>When she clenches
Noice
ZAMN
perfect, thank you.
Holy frick. I can feel the roasties absolutely seething from here.
>In high school, Sweeney was on the Robotics team and participated in the mathematics club 'Math is Cool.' She studied multiple languages and graduated with top grades, making her valedictorian.
why is she so perfect bros?
need teh sex
If she Bogs herself, gets a bunch of tattoos or a septum piercing, it WILL be worse than 9/11.
Did they make any Madame Web jokes?
It's kinda funny that the film flopped, but SNL still had two of it's actresses on as guest stars. Maybe that says more about the state of SNL than it does Hollywood (or vice versa).
In her monologue she said "you know me from such and such, but definitely not from Madame Webb"
had sex last night, overrated
she has a really boring face
All new movie stars oscillate between having ugly and beautiful faces
>her
>chalagay
>zengaya
her face is fricked up and she's a bad actress. God fricking dammit zoomers get some better taste. This b***h has nice breasts but the face of forest whitaker
Do people actually like SNL, or is it just a thing you're just used to watching since it's always been there?
Too much damn makeup
Is this really the pinnacle of American beauty these days? The breasts are fine, i'll give you that, but that face is positively moronic looking.
She looks HAPA
moronic or not it's pleasant enough
better than jennifer lawrence, that face is stupid to look at
Anon from last night. Post SALT
God she is just fricking smoking. Are people still claiming she is Trans? There is no fricking way.
Holy shit the seethe from roasties in the feedback is off the charts.
https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1764175049995526566
kek all the dudes spamming milkers and all the roasts calling her ugly.
How much money do hooters waitresses make?
not as much as if you could frick them for dessert
>hooters costume
OP, this makes my neurons activate. Holy frick, i'm gonna whip some amateur hooters porn here, thanks.
>the unintentionally flinch when Sydney touches his shoulder.
kino.
I think it would be funny if her and Sarah Sherman started scissoring haha.
Literally no ass
I do that sometimes
It's ok anon, simply drink to slow your reflexes.
How can she sustain such a hard core?
I
NEED
HER