Snow brown and the 7 white dwarfs!
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what would you do if you were one of the dwarves?
Every single one of them about from sleepy wants to have sex with snow white, so I'd try too.
Just kidding I'd go to the evil queen and become her magical plaything
Snow refugee and the 7 tax payers
I still find it hilarious that she describes herself as white passing
>I still find it hilarious that she describes herself as white passing
This lol
This looks like one of those terrible mid 2000s movies where the CGI wasn't able to meet the director's ambition.
why make a live action remake if 7/10ths of the main cast are CGI?
Because Lion King 2019 made over a billion with 10/10ths of the cast being CGI.
China and it's consequences have been a disaster for the 21st century.
Lion king is a movie that works in any language and any culture, it's about animals in the wild. It's got no human characters
My favorite thing is that so many of the people crying about hiring dwarves and needing diversity also hate billionaires and big companies, yet they support and worship these massive companies
>Hire seven actual Dwarves, giving them a foot in the door for a hollywood career.
>Pete Dinklage spergs out on twitter because he doesn't want anyone taking roles from him.
>Hire a bunch of random diversity hires for ESG bucks.
>That backfires, fire them all and use CGI Dwarves instead of giving the original actors a chance.
Disney is very cruel.
It boggles my mind that studio executives still give a single frick about Twitter in today's age where the vast majority of posts are bots in the first place. Guess you can just chalk it up to a generational divide
Did they fire the 6 normal people and the black? Or did they just use them as models for the dwarves? I doubt the dwarves are fully CGI but who knows even.
If they were always meant to be cgi, then why aren't the actors wearing mocap suits or something similar?
since gandalf was crying about greenscreens
Who knows what they were doing there, and standins don't wear mocap suits. That's not even Rachel either
I think these people were never supposed to be the dwarves. They belong to some kind of bandit faction which I don't remember from the fairy tale.
Camera testing doesn't need that. They're there to test how the light works, where they're better positioned for a good take, how the colors look on camera etc. You only need people wearing the costumes who somehow look like the actors, are the same size, etc.
Which is a mystery as well because, if these were stand ins, they should have been white and shorter as the alleged dwarves from the image as well. Like, if the character is 1.5m, why would you hire a stand in who's 1.8m? That's now how camera testing works.
Why are they making the dwarves those super cartoony CGI characters, but insist that all the animal characters in their live action remakes look like photorealistic animals that just happen to dance and sing.
did you guys see that italian Show White porn parody where 7 actual dwarves frick her ? She was kinda cute..
the last sex scene was ruined by the cuts to the dwarfs reactions every 30 seconds
italian porn
>porn parody is more accurate to the lore than the company that made the original movie
What a time to be alive.
well it was made in the 90s or 00s i believe that's why. But the queen does get blacked
>Disney bends the knee and removes the 7 diversihobos
The chuds won
Why is there no diversity amongst the dwarves?
she's such an ugly mutt, christ
>they fired all the brown trannies and CGI'd actual dwarfs in
Why are we so powerful, chudGODS??
>implying this wasn't always the plan
They're not going to re-shoot a bunch of shit, the 'magical creatures' were stand-ins the entire time
at what point would you have just remade the whole damn thing like Zemekis did with the first back to the future?
You just know.
>and the 7 israeli caricatures
How did they get away with this?
is that actual promotional material?
because it looks like shitty AI art. but im scared its not
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12681763/Snow-White-look-revealed-Rachel-Zegler-transforms-iconic-princess-gathers-seven-dwarfs-new-image-controversial-remake.html
Damn, I almost didn't recognize Robert Di Niro.
How did they make him so tall?
looks more like tommy lee jones to me
Not Shit Brown?
Other than the Sonic movie is there any other case of a movie getting such negative press prior to release that the studio had to change it?
Reminder: The usual fake "anti-woke" grifters have been claiming this is a 100% reversal and the movie is no longer woke.
Half the posts in this thread moronicly larping and pretending they're excited about the dwarves are these same worthless, sub-human shills.
Snow White is still brown, she's still a massive c**t, she's still no longer rescued by the prince and it still has an anti-male anti-white message.
It's still about how she's a girl-boss who don't need no man. But it's nice to see them have to spend even more money to miss the point of the criticism entirely.
wait what the frick lmao I thought they replaced the dwarves with several diverse San Francisco bums
Why even care about this kino anons? It’ll be just another shitty remake that everyone’s gonna hate and forget
Weird? Weird.
At least their proportions are normal and they don't look like midgets. Are they actually pulling a Sonic here or were the dwarves always supposed to look like mediocre human CGI characters?
>this was ALWAYS the plan
>previous screenshots were just test footage
>Rachel LOVES her role and the classic story
>no we aren’t going bankrupt
>btw Disneyland no longer supports Christmas
You can all go ahead and make fun, but I'll just be glad to see the Garbage Pail Kids on the silverscreen again.
Those motherfrickers in the leftist woke movement won't cast actual dwarfs as the most famous dwarfs in fiction?
at least the dwarves look like ACTUAL dwarves this time instead of whatever the frick we got in slop white and the huntsman
the kino that broke Cinemaphile
as someone who loves the original, I avoid all other snow white films. I ain't trying to see my childhood get shit on
Then what the frick was the leaked images earlier with the regular sized people as the seven dwarfs? Does this mean that was scrapped? That means all scenes with Snow White and the dwarves had to be reshot because of the height difference.
This makes no sense. Why scrap and fire the seven actors when you already got them and already shot scenes?
Will still be a huge departure from the original story.
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