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Alfred E Neuman playing the part of Dopey, I see.
lul, the resemblance is uncanny
Thank Peter Dinklage for that
Frick Dinklage. Pulling up the stepladder after he made it big himself doing the exact same roles.
He never had to play a fantasy dwarf before Infinity War.
He started his career as Bruce Springsteens pet.
His big breakout was GoT where the character was explicitly a dwarf. Now he's saying any dwarf in movies is offensive. He was also the angry author in Elf where his whole character was a Santa's elf joke and Will Ferrell fighting a midget. If he's not proud of his earlier roles, that's one thing, but he's no one can do those anymore.
>He started his career as Bruce Springsteens pet.
What? Was it like how Marlon Brando had a personal dwarf in his entourage?
He was in Narnia
why are IRL dwarfs so mad at being cast as fantasy dwarves? fantasy dwarves are awesome. same with goblins, halflings, gnomes, etc.
I would be mad too. Like how cool WOW Dwarves used to be, look at them now.
what happened with WOW dwarves?
Modernity
what does that mean?
At least Runescape dwarves and gnomes still retain their prestige
It was only Dinklage and those that wanted to be in his limelight
mad xd
>What, me worry about reshoots?
They back-peddled?
They had to. I'm sure this got TERRIBLE test screenings.
It probably has something to do with the actor's strike that's still going on, but I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't do well with test audiences.
More like ACK-peddled
more like black-peddled
did it even start filming?
it was already filmed, but it will have reshoots in 2024 now
Aw man, I was looking forward to seeing it flop
>dwarf actors still cucked out of roles
F
I suppose they can take some consolation in how these reshoots will further inflate the movie’s grotesque budget and make profitability an even more remote possibility
It’s still gonna bomb. They’d have to work some genuine magic to turn things around
Yeah, but now I'll have to wait an extra year for it.
I think even when it was going to be the Seven Diverse Bandits, they still had the midge from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies playing Grumpy.
The dress still looks like cheap cosplay, and the dwarfs look AI-generated
The dwarves ARE AI generated. The outrage started because it wasn't going to be Snow White and the 7 Dwarves. It was going to be Snow White and the 7 BANDITS. That title went over like a hat made of shit, so they went with Dwarves...mind you, only 1 in the cast fit the descriptive names they had (there was an actual dwarf among the 7 diversity hires), but they decided to run with it. I guess they thought using the legacy name would dupe fools into paying to see this shitshow.
When flaws with the movie over-all were pointed out on social media, and after several interviews where the lead proudly stated that this would be a movie that did away with the "outdated" fairy tale trope of a woman needing a man to rescue her (and we ALL know Snow White was helpless as hell. Every time she acted in her own agency, she would end up in deeper shit, without fail). After putting her foot in her mouth and her asson her shoulders, the lead pulled a Brie Larson and told everyone to frick themselves, then demanded Disney pay her extra for doing nothing.
After continuing incidents like this, Disney recast Pecan Brown- er, Snow White as yet ANOTHER latina, and decided to CGI in the dwarves. So by attempting to save money by not hiring dwarves...the ended up probably quadrupling the budget of a movie that was already over budget when it was initially doe and slated to make back less than HALF. This is going down in history as Disney's greatest failure yet, and I strongly suspect an incompetent woman is at the helm.
Why not just take a tax write off and try again?
You can't just write off everything forever.
Pretty sure that, like a lot of bad ideas in government and the medical industry right now, they decided they have too much invested to stop now.
Why can't they just copy how Lord of the Rings did hobbits and dwarves with forced perspective and visual effects?
because then they'd be people and not goofy little creatures for us to laugh at
>implying I don’t laugh at midgets and little people to begin with
They truly are God’s clowns
Because that would take effort and passion. Things that these movies usually lack.
Because that would mean actually doing a real effort
That's ableist towards people with dwarfism
But aren't the dwarfs in Snow White supposed to be the folklore kind, not the medical one?
They're the same thing in my eyes
Fairies or something
Peter Dinklage about the movie perpetuating the common stereotype that dwarves live in caves.
but the dwarves in the animated Snow White didn't even live in the caves, they just went there to mine israeliteels and worked so often that they didn't have time to clean their house.
>they didn't have time to clean their house
Peter Dinklage about the movie perpetuating the common stereotype that dwarves don't clean their houses.
LOTR used short people as stunt doubles
Gimli's stunt double appeared more on screen than John Rhys-Davies and they offered to give the guy co-credit but Rhys-Davies refused
John honestly just comes across as a miserable c**t sometimes. He’s the only member of the LoTR Fellowship actors who refused to get a matching tattoo, so they just asked his stunt double to get it instead because they spent more time filming with him anyway.
It's the opposite way around. John refused because he felt his stunt double deserved it more.
He was also cranky on set because he was wearing tons of prosthetics he was allergic to.
That's why he accidentally kept beating the shit out of the orc actors in certain scenes as he literally was blinded by allergies
To be honest I’d refuse a tattoo out of principle.
Well, yes, but you've let a tranime forum convince you that even the slightest form of body modification is some irrevocable loss of purity and indicative of an inferior lifeform. Actors necessarily get out more.
you need to check yourself in the mirror if this is your reaction to an anon's handwave
do you regret more or less than half?
this
imagine getting inked for every film you work on, ridiculous
Too uncanny valley for my tastes.
I’m beginning to miss the 7D now.
I forgot this shit existed, it was one of those weird early to mid-2010s shows that just came and went like Long Live the Royals
I thought GoT homosexual was the only real dwarf in Hollywood now.
I like the part where he decided to pull up the stepladder and convince everyone that the roles he used to get where he is are now demeaning and kill the career path he used for all other dwarfs.
Watch that one go completely unnoticed by general audiences
But Snow White is actually White in this one!
no one cares homosexual, it's conservashit
>no one cares homosexual, it's good
What did he mean by this?
>i highly recommend it.
thanks m8
How many changes going forward will be a direct response to "Snow White and the Evil Ben Shapiro"?
I'm sure going back to dwarfs is one of them, because I'm sure Disney must have some minion inside the Daily Wire giving them intel.
Seeing this right after that Asian VA had a melt down after locking himself out of 90% of roles is hilarious. That aside though these dwarves are grotesque CG abominations and they're going to give me nightmares.
What?
ProZD
Still don't know who that is.
Asian voice actor. Mostly known for being the talking rodent thing in the latest God of War game, I suppose.
fat lefty korean-american voice actor who championed race-based priority casting
he made really popular memey videos back in the tumblr era
%3D
doesnt really read like a meltdown, just disappointment
>disappointment
if i were disappointed i would just made 1 tweet
The metldown was when he went on probably the biggest mass blocking spree he ever did to anyone that remotely interacted with that tweet (even if you didn't shit on him) and then just deleted it all in cowardice.
Why is everyone so obnoxious on twitter?
I think the expectation might've been to try and at least prioritize race appropriate characters, but not lock them into typecasting either. It's a nice thought, but the people in charge of these things aren't super good at making decisions on how to balance things in any other metric than "what will keep the money flowing most?"
Their thoughts aren't "Let's tell stories from diverse backgrounds so people of all kinds can be represented" it's "if we don't put enough brown people in this we'll get roasted on twixer". It's a shame, though, because you could make something like Samurai Jack where Phil Lamarr sure as hell seemed to nail the voice of a Japanese samurai, but you also had an actual Japanese-American actor voicing Aku. That being said, live action casting is an entirely different can of worms. Remember the Last Airbender casting choices?
>because you could make something like Samurai Jack where Phil Lamarr sure as hell seemed to nail the voice of a Japanese samurai,
b***h made a career out of doing yellow face.
He should've voiced Omi
Yeah but he was good at it. Jack never felt like a caricature, Phil always sounded like he was doing his level best to do the voice as respectfully and faithfully as possible.
>Alfred J Newman
Is that a cousin of Alfred E Neuman?
>Is that a cousin of Alfred E Neuman?
Thats what I meant, sorry.
Asian people are like 5 percent of the population. Black people are like 14. They’re over represented in media already. Like queers and trannies.
China says hi.
He's talking about US population, not the global population.
>who championed race-based priority casting
butthole gets what he deserved
>who championed race-based priority casting
Since when?
>chuds trying to defame ourguy ProZ
he's just a fat nerd VA who make kino shorts
incels are jealous because he's married to a fat white b***h, lmao
(to be fair, he is a lefty, in the same way all these fricks, but he's never made anti-white posts like israelites do)
>but he's never made anti-white posts like israelites do
Lol yes he has
He's said white people shouldn't learn Japanese and said putting onions sauce on rice is dumb shit only white people do but then got btfo'd by Indonesians who actually do that more than anyone else and a white guy is the perfect casting for a shithead character like Light Yagami when that live action Death Note movie came out
He is absolutely a giant tool that will say anything to look good, but now people are turning on him because now he's getting comeuppance for the race-based bullshit he was pulling with VA work
they sound like typical shitpost jokes to me
try not to be so thin skinned about a few jokes
incel fragility much?
(note, I didn't say "white fragility" since yer probably /vpol/ mutt spic)
You sound pretty thin-skinned yourself, considering you're getting defensive for a guy who doesn't even know you
I know him, he used to be roommates with my cousin, cool guy.
Fat and ugly af.. tho, amazing voice.
uh huh, and my dad works at disney.
Huh, didn't know meeting a D-tier VA in LA was considered so amazing.
For a guy you don't seem to like you sure seem to know a lot about him, kinda weird schizo behavior.
>said putting onions sauce on rice is dumb shit only white people do
The frick? That shit's delicious.
t. chink
Sorry ProzD, Apu's and Hibberts have to voice Apu's and Hibberts
Frick, I only saw the original tweet. This idiot buried himself.
>b***h and moan for years that voice actors need to match their characters' race
>b***h and moan now when it bites you in the ass
As Mario would say, "Wowie Zowie"
HA HA HA HA YOU GET WHAT YOU FRICKING DESERVE YOU FAT moron
>ourguy
have a nice day and gb2 tumblr, homosexual
Who?
I need the QRD
>Fat asian tiktok man is a professional voice actor
>He gets casting calls for asian characters and only asian characters
>asks his agent "hey these white characters look interesting, can I tryout for them?"
>agent says "lol no they're not asian."
How is this a meltdown?
Nta but further context was he was the one that created the scenario in the first place. Where only people of the same color can voice the same actors, he's getting his just deserts and he started b***hing about it online and people were calling him out
Thats it
? No he didn't the frick are you on about.
Stupid homosexual.
>OOOOH CHOCHOCHOCHOCHO HOW DALE YOU CLITICIZE ME EAT DOG NOW
Lie in the bed you made you fat asiatic
It wasn't, really. He also still gets tons of work, so I doubt he's being kept down in the industry because of his race.
Dirty Rice and the Seven Gnomes
Ah so we upgraded from hilariously weird live-action to instantly forgettable live-action (pinocchio, dumbo, lady and the tramp, etc). Good for them, I guess?
R.I.P. Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys
Whatever happened to them?
They are still in.
IIRC they were just CGI stand-ins.
They're in full fricking costume you moron. CGI stand-ins dress in CGI track suits.
No they're not you fricking moron, stop trying to peddle this revisionist narrative. They were meant to look exactly like in
You are moronic. If that was the case they would have announced their casting a long time ago.
They didn't. Why? Because the dwarves were going to be VA roles you fricking moron.
homie, I don't know what kind of copium you're huffing, get off Cinemaphile you b8-addicted prostitute.
DAMN...I didn't think Disney paid people to do damage control HERE. Your boy's spinning this so hard I SWEAR I hear "tatsu maki senpuu kyaku" when I hover of this post and turn my speaker up...
>the guy in front is just a normal sized white guy you’d see anywhere
Wow Disney, very cool!
>Boys
Are you asuming zyr genders, you humongous biggot?
>lady and the tramp
I didn’t even know that was a thing.
I can't say I blame you. It was a mediocre streaming exclusive that came and went without a bang.
I watched the trailer
It looked like an up market Airbud movie, though curse me for saying this; I do like a cute film about dogs.
Just the first 10 minutes was the dumbest shit I EVER saw. It was, what, the 1940's. Lady's owners are black because of COURSE they are. They live like aristocrats (powdered wigs, fancy suits 24/7, etc), and have WHITE AND ASIAN SERVANTS, and hobnob with white peers with no rancor on either side. NONE of this shit makes sense if you know even a SPECK of American history. And the rest of the movie is just plain dull and boring.
Now all they need to do is recast Off-White herself.
There was a rumor Rachel Zegler was getting replaced with Jenny Ortega, but I guess that was a lie.
I thought everyone was mad about this movie because Snow White was black like Ariel was. She looks pretty on the money to me here.
Still not seeing this movie though. Weird CGI dwarves aside, it's going to be another soulless live-action remake with no value whatsoever.
1 billion dollars.
The Little Mermaid didn't even make half that. Hell, it didn't even break even.
the only reason Disney makes these live action remakes is to extend their copyright over the original material
moron.
what makes you say that?
Snow White is a fairytale. It's in the public domain. Copyright isn't much of a factor, though Trademark might be more into play since they want to keep rights on their interpretation of the character for merchandise purposes.
That is not the way copyright works. Redoing the same thing but with slight differences, like a latina Snow White, does not extend the first animated hand drawn film's copyright. And the thing is Disney is not going to use copyright anymore they are going like the Tarzan and Zorro estate Trademark prostitutes to eternally forever hold ownership of things like the first Snow White and when the time comes Mickey Mouse himself.
oh ok
They could cast whoever the hell they wanted to as far as I care if it ever actually felt like they had some legit artistic vision in mind and weren't just trying to tick boxes.
And this bullshit.
People were mad about her being brown since Snow White is named that because she's a pasty b***h. Also, the actress was being incredibly insufferable in interviews and bringing out all the tired Buzzfeed feminist critiques of the original film.
Does anyone ever bring up the fact that she's supposed to be like 14 at most? Isn't she the youngest disney princess? Unless you count Alice or something since she's always there with them.
Only Cinemaphile has seen the original movie to even remember that detail.
Her age isn't even mentioned in the original movie.
>Snow White is named that because she's a pasty b***h
To complement your point, from the same link in OP's.
>Snow White was black like Ariel was
If I have to give Halle Bailey some credit, is that she, at least, liked (or pretended to like) the original film, unlike Zegler.
yay, new lost media!
Wait, so they back peddled to dwarves, now? (And watch them pretend it was always their intention).
How much of this (probably almost) Sonic the Movie level reshoot decision is Zegler's own fault due to media backlash? It is possible she could be recasted or is that a step too far?
Shooping in CGI dwarves is an entirely different matter than redoing the whole movie with a completely new MC
And yeah, removing her would be a step too far for the agenda
> at least, liked (or pretended to like) the original film
No one who truly likes an art form would ever sully the artists vision
t. im insulting walt too so get off your fricking high horse
Yeah, that's what the "pretended to like" was there for
>watch them pretend it was always their intention
They had a woman as one of the """clever boys""" and I don't see one in the CGI abomination posted in the OP.
I'd love to see them try to spin their asses out of this one.
>"it was always our intention to replace this strong black kween by a white, CGI dwarf voiced by someone else"
They are so screwed up with those minority checklist castings, they can't diversify the dwarfs while keeping them as dwarfs, because they can't find actors who check all the boxes.
Will they cgi Snow White's skin color to make it White as snow?
Remember when they looked like this?
Caramel Brown and the 7 homies
I was looking forward to his trainwreck
I was too now instead of an interesting trainwreck now just looks like a mediocre film.
Stands in for the cgi, you guys just love outrage when it's just the blandest shit.
Outrage outrage outrage. Can't we just point and laugh at something?
100x better now that they're actual dwarves again (middling about the CGI tho), though I'm still unsure about Snow White herself, feels like they should've hired the palest frick they could find and doll her up as much as possible.
They weren't stand-ins or models for the CGI, there WERE no dwarves, they wanted to do a spin where it was just a merry band of brigands or traveling whatsits or whatever because "dwarves" are apparently demeaning to people with height issues.
homie's just making shit up to bait replies out of people
>actual dwarves
If I were a dwarf I'd feel extremely insulted by this remark. These are no dwarves but inhuman abominations.
This isn’t true and I won’t let you homosexual ass interns push this narrative
how much do they pay you to muddy the water?
There's no mocap suits in that image.
Same with Cats
>Same with Cats
No, they had tracking dots and suits
Jesus frick, that's terrifying.
Remove the dots, throw on some fake fur and wigs, and you've basically got the stage production costumes.
The film version of Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat is superior than the stage version.
First they were stand-ins for the "real actors", now they're stand-ins for CGI while wearing completely different costumes from their respective characters.
Why the frick would you hire Peter Dinklage to STAND IN for CG shit? He's a big enough actor that someone else would be standing in for him.
Peter is such an butthole.
Literally cucked 6 of his fellow actors out of EZ Disney money, money they could have lived off of for years, what a dick.
I think what's more telling is how bad this is actually going to back fire on everyone who's been b***hing about this Snow White movie. This can easily now be used as an opportunity to see how much A.I. shit can be crammed in since everyone's expectations are so low.
People think Disney is back tracking when really they've just been given an excuse.
Looks like a live action kids' TV show from Belgian in the 90's
>WE WUZ DWARVES N SHEIT
Inshallah with Blackrock backing off we may yet be free of this woke braincramming.
>digits
uhhhh
>diversity hires instead of dwarves
>people make fun of it
>put a big ol' CGIfest over them
>kick yourself in the balls for not hiring actual dwarves from the get go
How much money are they losing on this shit?
1 billion, no joke
>How much money are they losing on this shit?
Not enough to appease me, but Disney suffering and losing money still puts a smile on my face.
>dwarfs to diverse POC to CGI dwarfs
Imagine making a movie where you CGI all the minorities as if to imply they're mythical creatures.
Oh wait, that's Avatar. Carry on.
Chud-bros, I think we won.
>DWARVED.com
Also why does Grumpy look like a manlet instead of a CHADlet?
They're all human Shrek?
No, that would at least make them funny
>create movie that's creatively different interpretation of a story
>WAAAH WAAAH TOO DIVERSE TOO WOKE WAAAH WAAAH
>create movie that's nearly identical to the story adding nothing new to it
>WAAAH WAAAH CREATIVELY BANKRUPT SOULLESS CGI WAAAH WAAAH
this is why i hope the film industry collapses and vanishes because none of you clowns on here, twitter, reddit, where-the-frick-ever deserve cinema of any quality, good or bad. you only deserve to stare at plaster walls.
This is likely someone from the industry posting. Think of that as you will.
Nobody asked for any of this remake slop.
Maybe no one asked for these movies but Stupid Normies BUY them. Look at the Jungle Book live action this was the second time Disney did a live action Jungle Book and the idiot normies ate it up. I can never hate a company for doing this because Stupid Normies will STUPID. So why should Disney stop the live action Lilo and Stitch, Bambi, Moana, Mufasa sequel, etc.? There's a sucker born every minute and normies are stupid.
Normies are not the ones watching these movies, kids are because they're not cartoons.
What about "making good movies instead of shitty ones" ?
If their idea was "ehi let's make a lazy remake for free bucks" than they were fated to make a shitty movie to begin with, to the point people will even remember fondly that crap with Thor and twilight girl, at least for TRYING being a different interpretation with something to tell..... See how low we have fallen...
Who the frick wanted a Snow White remake in the first place?
Disney
Larry Fink
It's so glorious how films as an artform can be dumbed down into something so 1-dimensional like this.
Is that a self-portrait?
>nearly identical
how do you know? are you a time traveler? did you already see it?
probably referring to the beauty and the beast remake
Yes, both of those kinds fricking suck
Disney's remakes are completely unnecessary, add nothing to the original films, and fail to even come close to them in any way.
I'm ok with that
movie that's creatively different interpretation of a story
WAAAH TOO DIVERSE TOO WOKE WAAAH WAAAH
movie that's nearly identical to the story adding nothing new to it
WAAAH CREATIVELY BANKRUPT SOULLESS CGI WAAAH WAAAH
LOL.
Funny how anime even to this day inspires me.
Cry harder blacked.com subscriber.
Main difference is that Snow White is an ancient film that helped expand and enhance the répertoire of animation for individuals to create their own material. Meanwhile Disney is still in the dark and their best understanding is to create a mediocre remake of one of the most important films ever made.
>create movie that's nearly identical to the story adding nothing new to it
>WAAAH WAAAH CREATIVELY BANKRUPT SOULLESS CGI WAAAH WAAAH
Who are you quoting?
Someone who's right?
holy seethe hahaha. calm down, leftycuck. you lost this one
even the chapulin colorado did a better snow white and the seven dwarfs, or as they called them for legal reasons snow white and the seven churin-churin-funflais
> snow white and the seven churin-churin-funflais
???
Chespirito was a huge Disneygay. It's very obvious from watching his shows.
Fricking gringo
>legal reasons
>the damn thing literally was made in honor and memory of Walt Disney himself.
Que te pasa my negrito....
Why didn't they just use real dwarves?
this guy threw a fit about dwarves in hollywood movies and made sure they won't hire anyone but him.
Just hire him and six other dwarves. He was already in the Avengers movie, shouldn't be hard for The Mouse to book him for another movie they're making.
To be clear, Peter Dinklage was not against hiring dwarfs, he was against the very idea of remaking Snow White. So he had the right conclusion, just dumb woke reasoning.
I have a dwarf friend and I know his parents.
There's no stigmatism about Dwarves being magical creatures, at all, or mythological. It's all engineered by a few woke morons in Hollywood who are playing the system to benefit themselves.
>stigmatism
Stupid fricking autocorrect.
STIGMA
I'm sure most dwarfs are pragmatic people. They have had a long history of working in entertainment. The only people who complain, if there are any at all, are the younger generation who grew up in privilege.
It reminds me a lot of the situation with Apu and Indian convenience stores. That's how Indians were able to get citizenship through investment. There are entire immigrant-run associations dedicated to helping Indians set up convenience stores, just as there are Vietnamese associations for nail salons, Korean associations for laundromats, and Chinese associations for Chinese American restaurants. This is how these immigrants can come to this country and get set up for success immediately. The whiny kids don't understand their own history or the sacrifices their parents made to give them the life they have.
Wasn't his issue not even that they were Dwarves but that they were stupid goofy tiny magic cartoon men and that by acting like a 'Dwarf' was a mythical creature was essentially mocking Dwarfism?
I think if they were Dwarves, and they just treated them like a group of mountain men who were short and gave them actually personalities (and didn't focus on the Dwarf aspect) he probably wouldn't have cared.
Here's the actual quote.
>“I was a little taken aback when they were very proud to cast a Latina actress as Snow White. You’re still telling the story of ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.’ Take a step back and look at what you’re doing there. It makes no sense to me,” the actor told Maron. “You’re progressive in one way and you’re still making that fricking backwards story about seven dwarfs living in a cave together, what the frick are you doing man? Have I done nothing to advance the cause from my soapbox? I guess I’m not loud enough.”
I don't know how others read it, but it seems to me he's against the idea of rebooting Snow White period, and calling out Disney's selective wokeness.
I don't agree with his reasoning, and he did cost the dwarf community acting jobs because of his own ego and idealism. But at the same time, he's right about Disney. And they're proving him even more right with their waffling.
Ultimately, this is what happens with these identity politics, grievance studies acolytes. They eat themselves fighting to be the most oppressed.
If I had to guess I'd say he probably sees it being no better than if Disney decided to do a live action adaptation of song of the south - it doesn't matter how you do the casting there, if you don't leave out a pretty substantial component of the story, you're going to make problems.
Is Peter Dinklage not aware Dwarves are a fantasy people from actual folklore?
Does he think the Grimm fairytale was mocking actual people with dwarfism?
I'm going to play devil's advocate. Some people think orcs are racial caricatures of blacks, and have pretty much successfully removed classical orcs from tabletop games. Given this is the ridiculous current year we are living in, is Dinklage's ridiculousness out of the ordinary? I would say no.
On the other hand, I think it's undeniable that his virtue signaling financially hurt the community he thinks he's helping. Which, again, not unusual in current year. He is coming from a position of real privilege. He is successful, he has climbed the ladder and not so much pulled it away, but covered it in his liquid feces so that other dwarfs cannot get a foothold. So he's partly right, but still an butthole.
>Some people think orcs are racial caricatures of blacks
It's worth pointing out the gleeful way people like to TREAT fantasy characters as equivalent to real races. Goblins and israelites, for instance.
>Some people think orcs are racial caricatures of blacks
Which is funny because if anything orcs are racial caricatures of asians. Tolkien literally described them as slant-eyed.
>have pretty much successfully removed classical orcs from tabletop games.
Lmao no they didn't
Did for Dnd since 5e is pozzed to shit. Also WoW orcs.
Why do you lie on the Internet?
>I'm going to play devil's advocate. Some people think orcs are racial caricatures of blacks, and have pretty much successfully removed classical orcs from tabletop games.
And those people are pretty stupid and shouldn't be listened to, as evidenced by that one Extra Credits video
>Some people think orcs are racial caricatures of blacks
It was only those Extra Credit morons that probably never read a book or do basic research in their lives.
Orc's however ARE inspired by Mongolians, from Tolkien outright writing as such to other fantasy based mediums implimenting that in some aspects of their clothing, style, etc like in Warcraft and Elder Scrolls.
Not saying that's a bad things. Orc's are based and way fricking cooler then gay ass Elves. But fantasy creatures being inspired by actual races/cultures isn't new.
>Orc's are based and way fricking cooler then gay ass Elves.
Gnome hands typed this post
Seethe and cope troony knife ears.
>Seeth and-ACK!
>+5 EXP
people with dwarfism get mad when you cast them in films as dwarves, but then when you cast people without dwarfism as dwarves, they act like it's as bad as blackface.
This happens every time someone has tried to make a Snow White film e.g. Snow White and the Huntsman (2012).
Shouldn't be hard for anyone to book him really, since his career is dead.
He is The Toxic Crusader now
Just cgi him 6 more times as different dwarfs like what they did with the oompah loompah in Charlie and the chocolate factory
if you are talking about the original, they didnt have CGI back in the 70s and those were all real actors and real dwarves. just as the ones in the original wizard of oz
>HUUM ACKTUALY!
Why would he be talking about the original, you stupid twat?
because OP failed to mention what VERSION, you dumb c**twaffle
Because it was obvious you autistic frick.
sure bout that? there are alot of moronic newbies on Cinemaphile... yourself included.
not enough talent to fill seven roles
They were short on stock
CARLOOOS
they are using the same fricking CGI engine they used for Pinocchio...just why? it looks terrible. they own marvel, just use the same engine they use and make it less creepy
They really need to recast and refilm the whole thing. Rachel Ziegler is ungrateful as frick for the role and everybody hates her for it. The seven people makes everyone roll their eyes even more.
At this point, just CGI everything, its like calling Lion King remake 'live action'
That's a shame, was looking forward to comparing the movie's box office with that other Snow White that's being made.
Guess Disney didn't want to fail to an upstart studio and decided to just film the movie again... what the frick is the budget on this thing? Hasn't it been in production for, like, 3 fricking years already?
The oversaturated cosplay quality of the dress actually helps it mesh with the CGI monstrosities.
I don't understand dudes, what is Iger Disney (because I refuse to call it Walt Disney Company) trying to do? What does he get from sucking the israeli wiener of State Street, Vanguard, and Blackrock? Because Iger CAN be sued for clearly doing sabotage and internal damages. He can't just walk away from this rich and free. Have you seen how companies like Comcast deal with saboteurs? Not pretty and that's what should happen to Iger for his internal sabotage.
Iger will get away scott free and be proud to sell off the remaining pieces
I’m so sick of you homosexuals blaming Iger for everything. Before chapek he was ousted for not being woke and not allowing dykes like alonso to make every ing brown and gay. Then he comes back is forced into a shit flinging fight with the governor of Florida BECAUSE of alonso and fires her yet can’t just immediately fire every other homosexual because the homosexuals around the country will cry foul.
The idea that iger is behind this gay shit is genuinely insane. The people sabotaging disney were the people who ousted him before.
remove your head from the conspiracy hole and get some fresh air mate
What does Sesame Street have to do with it?
...they brought back Iger to right the ship but he doesn't have the ability to be as ruthless as he was 20 years ago.
>make a live action snow white
>make it practically entirely CG
incredible
i understand why they did it with lion king and the little mermaid but this is the one live action film you could actually have live action actors with and not have it be bizarre looking and they chose to make it as ugly and uncanny as possible
incredible
Will they all be voiced by actors with dwarfism?
>As part of the whole My Adventures With Superman lawsuit that was settle out of court Disney gets to use Alfred J Newman in exchange of Warner Bros using Luz.
Do normies even know that this isn't the first time a POC played Snow White.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x98f50
I know it isn't, because in middle school we had a Snow White play and the girl who got the role was black. We did rename her though.
I was the prince. See ya later, virgins.
Coal Black was made back in the 1940s.
I simply don't get it. Disney actually has an easy chance to do representation casting and aim for an actor group that rarely gets work. You can even diversify it and have them be different colors and creeds if you REALLY want to show off how liberal you are.
Instead, they fricking CG it. And it's the same shit with the Wonka movie. Why is it okay to CG little people but we can't even cast a white person to voice a fricking black character in a cartoon anymore? I'm not even a midget and this shit seems un-fricking-fair.
>but we can't even cast a white person to voice a fricking black character in a cartoon anymore?
What is this homie talking about?
Did you miss that whole shift in the voice acting industry or something?
You mean how it was completely ignored and everybody got on with their lives?
>it never happened
>if it did, that's a good thing
shalom rabbi
>Central Park had a recasting
>Big Mouth had a recasting
>Family Guy had a recasting
>Clone High had a recasting
>South Park had a recasting (though at least they did that with some jest to it)
>Simpsons had recastings
>"IT WAS COMPLETELY IGNORED, YOU GUYS"
>can only list shitty "adult cartoons"
>said shitty cartoons are currently in zombie runs
>actors that wanted out years ago suddenly got an excuse to quit
Woah, such big drama
>it never happened
>okay but those shows don't count
>Simpsons had recastings
AFAIR only Bumblebee Man got recast. Apu hasn't had a voice for about six years now
Black person they shitcanned Carl and Doc, neither of the replacements sounding remotely similar
liberals don't have any immunity to lefty activists and crumble too all their demands
You fricking moron.
>mfw the funniest thing in this image is the fact that the dwarves are wearing converses and reeboks
Hot steamy SEX with pink dwarf!
So at what point do these "Live action" remakes become so saturated in CGI effects that they straight up become animation again?
Lion King remake is still called a live-action production
"live action" Jungle Book
"live action" Lion King
The Little Mermaid Remake was 90% CGI with the only exception being the fricking actors
The Lion King Remake was 100% CGI, it just had a shitty "realistic" art style to it, it's an animated film being pushed as live action
It's been hilarious watching this dwarf drama play out. First we couldn't have actual dwarf actors because that was wrong, yet you were denying work to real dwarf actors all because of one extra vocal dwarf actor. Then they were supposed to be regular size humans but they ended up looking like black homeless people. I saw the term "magical black people" floating around and that gave me the vibes that got "Song of the South" erased from history. And now to my surprise we've got completely different, CGI dwarves.. Bad CGI that tells me this should end up as a Disney Plus film like Pinocchio.
What is there actually to even be remotely interested in Disney anymore? They ruined two inherited IP’s recently with Star Wars and the most unnecessary sequel to Indiana jokes, but what is actually going to be there for the new generation?
Disney will stay afloat with its cult like following by laughably sad Disney adults, but the company feels like they chose corporatism over any creativity behind their projects and this is more than proof they’ve got nothing to offer in the coming year, especially after inheriting marvel and turning it into an algorithmic adventure, Star Wars and making the prequels look good in comparison, and whatever husk is leftover from FOX ip’s.
Husk of a company with nothing left to meet except investor and board member needs and living off the fumes of a once great legacy, what a shitshow
Star Wars was already ruined with Episode 1 back in 1999, it was already dead when Disney bought it.
Frick you Mike, you ruined StarWars, you killed Lucas's hopes and dreams.
butthole.
Oh come one it wasn't that bad.
Yes it was.
>What is there actually to even be remotely interested in Disney anymore?
muttoids finally give up on Disney
the limit was 50% propaganda
Disney went over the limit, too soon
I'd legitimately be okay with them making diverse stories and choices and so on if any of it ever felt authentic, like they were taking a real risk on stuff or just genuinely trying to be interesting, it would be fine. But even in cases where it almost feels like that, it's tainted by formulaic shit crammed in to tick the boxes one way or another. It's damn depressing is what it is.
Women are the first victims of Consumerism.
I'd watch it.
BLEACHED
You just know
at what point do you just make a cartoon
>Star Wars was always woke
What is this gaslighting bullshit? Explain yo'self, homie because somebody always ends up saying this shit. Was is because of Lando? Because just having a black guy does not equal woke.
It's either a troll or a sperg. Either way he's baiting you for a back and forth response to extend the thread.
Don't waste your time.
Disney had a very strong lock on the boys market during the 50s with a plethora of adventure shows and films; they were able to recapture the market after the decline of westerns and other historical adventure genres.
No, that was Mickey, Pluto, Donald and Goofy that made sure Disney had a strong lock on the boys market.
BOYS DO NOT WANT ADVENTURE SHOWS!!! THEY WANT FUNNY ANIMALS!!!
It will be hilarious listening to Disney try to claim this is what they always intended the dwarves looked like in the new movie, and equally hilarious to encounter someone who believes Disney
Why would that be? Disney can now pay a couple of CGI animators $70k each to make 7 fake dwarves instead of paying 7 real life short people millions in both salary and royalties to dance in make shift hobo clothing.
You frickers gave them the green light to save money unironically.
they already shot the live action, this just doubles the budget
nobody cares about consistency
people don't explode like 60's cartoon robots if you confront their hypocrisy, moron
the machine rolls on
>Diverse heroes
The main heroes are all white.
Let me guess around Snow Black, 6 famous bearded dwarf women and one young dwarf guy whining?
*Coal Black.
And Warner Bros already did that back in the 1940s.
Wow thanks for pointing out the best reimagining of snow white after the initial fairy tale. watching the reimagining, this cartoon in 2023 from Russia it seems really funny but grotesquely racist.
Between shit like this and and Warner brothers with the Flash, you think CEOs would at least start noticing that they have a team of mouthbreating tards in their producer teams, right? It's transparent that they have too many "this half assed research say" into their philosophy and now every blockbuster has a embarrassing horror history behind it's making that is even more interesting than the movies thenselves
institutional momentum is hard to fight, they've infested themselves with literal activists who in exchange for woke pandering, spend their lives defending billionaires online (minus elons, lmao)
This looks like a DreamWorks Shrek style parody
>the sarcastic look on Zegler's face
Oh frick she's going to just act like herself the whole movie isn't she
Well she has been queen b***h demanding billions from every streaming service.
Is that Tommy Lee Jones on the right?
Hope the original leaks somehow
I wonder how the Seven Clever Boys are even going to react to this twist in the production.
Could the contract limit what they can say after production?
Is this the hollywood equivalent of a game developer working years in a cancelled project and having nothing in their resume?
Even if a game is cancelled, your resume would still include time working in a position, and if you work art or animation, you probably will still have something in your portfolio to show off.
ayyy lol
lmao
>Master Roshi charges his Kamehameha
I'm still not interested but this is a way better move than whatever they wanted to do before. Of course the dwarves should look like fairy tale creatures rather than people with dwarfism.
The 7 Dwarves are not offensive at all to dwarfs.
Peter Asslage made that up because he doesn't want any other dwarf actors potentially getting roles. And it looks like it worked. They are turned into CGI monsters instead of giving actual dwarfs roles.
Also, another thing, "little people" isn't as cool as people think it is. Dwarfs just like to be called dwarfs and they don't care that they are in fairy tales. They're not discriminated against due to fricking Snow White, people love the 7 dwarfs. It's fricking dumb to think that it would be offensive to anyone.
t. friend with dwarfism
> Whines about midget actors portraying offensive stereotypes and gets other midget actors fired.
> Immediately accepts leading role in the new Toxic Avenger movie after.
>Why are they making the dwarves those super cartoony CGI characters, but insist that all the animal characters in their live action remakes look like photorealistic animals that just happen to dance and sing.
Snow White was also full of animals.
They need to cut their losses and just scrap it. The CG dwarves here look like absolute garbage, like something from the Polar Express movie from 2004. Stop listening to rainbow haired suicide cultists, stop listening to Peter Dinklage, hire real midget actors and be done with it.
Snow White is really a story about 2-way empathy, and I think that's why modern filmmakers are going to struggle with making this appear convincing.
When was the last time a film had convincing empathy?
Not since the 2000s with the rise of Joss Wheadon
man, midgets are so uppity. we should just throw them around until they shut up.
I remember people claiming they wouldn't do Seven Dwarves based on those set photos.
Breh... They're delaying the movie by a year. It's obviously being scrapped.
Can someone explain this? They were going to use real dwarves they hired one then Peter Dinklage went on that rant so they changed course, the they went with a group of hipster looking regular sized thieves it’s leaked and the internet laughed and laughed and now they are doing massive movie reshoots and adding in the dwarves again but awful CGI?
What a waste of money and time. Why not just stick with the dwarves actors like the original plan.
Corporate dipshittery
>dwarves are CG now
good job dinklage
>dinklage is a c**t
>Warwick is a c**t
>troyer was a sex pest
What is it with these guys
Wee Man seems cool though
What happened with Warwick
He got mad when Disney REMOVED the show from the service. They wrote it all off.
Why didn't he get mad when they made his character gay? I swear the goal behind these decades-late continuations and remakes is to deliberately destroy the original characters to promote new, shitty ones.
I always knew Dinklage was a fricking c**t so it's awesome to see this
If they wanted to avoid controversy while still being faithful they should have had Snow White be played by an albino.
Honestly, that sounds like a pretty good visual twist on the character.
snow show
This can only work as porn movie that's for sure there is no way it will be good as a live action movie.
Same energy.
It's Snowver.
Snow White was always my favorite film done by Disney. Something about the art and audio just has such a unique and heavy feeling. Maybe it's just because it's the oldest, but even when I was about 5 year's old I was aware of it.
I haven't seen it since I was a really young kid and even then I'm not entirely certain I actually saw it, and that I'm not just remembering clips from somewhere.
I've been meaning to really sit down and immerse myself in a rewatch but I always forget or it's not the time. At this point I might as well wait for the 100 year anniversary in 2037 and watch it rereleased in the cinema for the first time, to really get my mind blown by it all.
Isn't that slightly excessive?
Watching something for the first time in a cinema for pure immersion is never excessive.
They never “back-pedalled”
This was always the plan you dumb fricks. You really thought the “leaked” pics were the final product?
This is why you chudcels are too dumb to win
>This was the plan all along
Film is delayed a year while they rework the CGI over their "Bandits"
I believe this poster
is a genuine psyop (or really really deluded)
If it was the plan all along why use actors ill suited for motion capture, in costume, without motion capture rigging?
(You)
Snow White should have stayed with the dwarves and had a family with them, she's no role model for women.
>7 kind men aren't good enough
>IT'S GOTTA BE A RICH HANDSOME PRINCE
Feminism has destroyed women
Be honest, Cinemaphile. Are you inclined to go see it now?
The Dwarves were a separate mythological race
So now she's racist/specist too, wow, you made it even worse
I'm actually kind of starting to appreciate these disney live action things as experiments in style and technique.
They shouldn't be giving in to public pressure. By all means they should have never done any of these things in the first places but the fact that they did and they decided to go through with it shows there is a lacking element in the teams at disney. In this case it isn't even like they can get away with it by claiming that it doesn't matter because Dwarves being in snow white is not just a matter of localization but it is literally an integral aspect of the story. Whoever decided to make snow white without the dwarves in the first place is the problem because in a business term they dumped X amount of money into making it without dwarves and go are supposed to have people around to make sure you don't make those mistakes before you dump money into it. Changing it now is doing it after they dumped money into it.
Cutting losses.
At current rate it'd sell as good as Pinocchio, when it would be a sure disaster with the non dwarf kind.
Good
Bannndx
Disney should burn.
What the frick was Disney's thought process in casting Ziegler. One of the defining characteristics of Snow White is that she's a pale-ass girl
Snow White's 1937 cast was all white which is a big nono today
technically asians are very pale. they couldve gone for some very pale hapa mutt or something
>asians are very pale
How much anime do you watch?
Japanese and Koreans are super pale
>source
: I live in Japan
AI bro here
I'm sorry guys but not even we can unfrick this slop
its gone
This looks so fricking creepy dude
Even the villain looks less scary.
Snow YT
South Park Panderverse is the cause of this delay kek
Anybody else reminded of that pic with a white girl on a sofa surround by black dudes?
Probably for the best. Also this way there's a chance people will forget all the dumb shit the actress said.
I haven't seen such text-based suicide since the time my supervisor group-texted my department, and a co-worker got irate because his best friend got himself fired...and proceeded to engage in personal attacks involving my boss' family life, his weight, made allegations about the paternity of his children, and several other personal issues. Shit was nuts.
Wait is this CGI dwarf shit actually real? I thought you guys were just shitposting.
>Wait is this CGI dwarf shit actually real?
No? What do you think CGI means?