>Be "eccentric" billionaire
>Realise that the world will freeze over and enter another global ice age
>Could easily construct something like a self-sustaining underground base to survive the apocalypse
>Instead, decide to construct a fricking giant train that goes around the world every year like an absolute turbo-autist
>Constant wear of being run 24/7 through extreme climatic conditions
>It's fricking falling apart less than two decades after being put into commission (who could have thought???)
>Instead of filling the train with useful facilities and productive people, just fill it with more decadent losers who spend the entire time getting high and eating expensive steaks
>The rest live in extreme poverty and misery
"Noo you don't get it everyone has their preordained positions we NEED to have rich snobs and dirty poor people it's required for the train to operate!!!"
>Almost none of these people actually do anything useful, they just sort of sit there and rot either in poverty or extreme luxury
>The poor people inevitably revolt and cause the autism train to crash, killing everyone
"N-no you don't get it, everyone fighting and killing eachother is part of my uh, population control, the train is eternal and needs this to survive!!"
Don't get me wrong, Snowpiercer is entertaining to watch, but the 'antagonist' is a massive fricking autist and his train is unbelievably moronic. I wish we got to see this homosexual ground up or something, I fricking hate Wilford.
It never made any sense. The setting, the antagonists reasoning, not even the protagonists motivations. I can't believe they made a series based on this moronation too.
The series is unironically better, it at least tries to construct an economy that makes sense.
black lead shit actor no thanks
He does a fine job, especially when the plot requires him to be in detective mode. It's also way more of an ensemble cast than anything else.
he was okay, but the show had multiple main characters anyway. i mean it wasn't solely focused on him
the luxury passengers bought a ticket, the tailies were stowaways. Wilford had the good heart not to kick them all out.
yes its exactly a reflection of our current false elite credential bureaucrat class, no forethought or real world skills
>the 'antagonist' is a massive fricking autist and his train is unbelievably moronic
Welcome to the middle/high alliance against the underclass and the high-parasite/low-parasite alliance against the productive. And even (low key, as it turned out) the high-low alliance against the middle. Domination of an entire humanity justified by the threat of humanity to itself via overconsumption and environmental hostility + scarcity.
It's a brilliant depiction of green statecraft / social engineering: Its causes and its effects.
it's a sequel to Wonka movie (the one with Johnny Depp)
this
the kid from willy wonka is the train boss guy.
you have to be okay with the setting being goofy, like obviously it doesnt make sense that a train goes around the world.
It was a fun little fan theory/video essay but clearly not.
>Charlie Bucket shows zero interest in trains whatsoever
>only two of the four naughty children are actually accounted for
>zero allusions to the massive Wonka name and the attempt to tie Wilfred to it is a LOOOONG stretch
Please stop watching YouTube essays and passing them as an opinion or thought.
>Charlie Bucket shows zero interest in trains whatsoever
You don't know what being poor then being fabulously rich can do to your brain. After he went on a chocolate binge and a prostitute binge and that whole episode where he put meth in the chocolate, ol Charlie was pretty fricked up. A candy-coated shell of a man.
>nnoooooooooooooooooooo you can't like things!!!!!!!!!!!
Still a sequel, stay mad.
Autist.
>Could easily construct something like a self-sustaining underground base to survive the apocalypse
Now this would make for a thrilling edge of the seat movie full of social commentary,
you should be a writer
It worked with SILO though?
is that the one where it's forbidden to frick someone of your own race?
That would be like that movie where Chris Pratt wakes up his oneitis from stasis so he can frick her pussy.
That's in space but the setting hardly matters since otherwise it's the movie you described.
muh soshul cummintery
It's a metaphor for class struggle and late stage capitalism.
>Shish ish not she shlightesht bit REALISHTIC OR LOGICAL
Who cares homosexual
he was a very typical train autist. make sense why his contemporaries made fun of him
>The rest live in extreme poverty and misery
Because poor people reproduce like rats and he needs children to maintain the train's perpetual motion engine which powers the train (which is why it being a train is important.) Can't exactly go snatching kids from the rich snob company he seems to enjoy.
wtf, does sex power up the perpetual motion engine? they should have brought me then hahaha
It powers itself but maintenance has to be performed on it and only children can fit inside the chamber. Midges are not an option because two midges breeding can compound the health issues that comes with being a midge especially if it's different types of dwarfism. Warwick Davis' first son died extremely young because of this. His second was a miscarriage.
>maintenance has to be performed on it and only children can fit inside the chamber
oh god all the moronation of this movie is flooding back into my brain. the kids doing maintenance, the bullet train never derailing despite the inability to fix the track up because they dont go outside so good luck we're just gonna go headfirst into these huge chunks of ice and hope for the best.... then the stupid fricking fight scenes in the dark and the shootout oh godddd for such a cool premise there were lots of stupid parts in between
used to be oompa loompa's but they died off
it's kino
I enjoyed the comic book. Its a bit old but the artstyle was good
>communism GOOD
>capitalism BAD
>WHITE MAN BAD
>ASIANS GOOD
>Science BAD
>RELIGION GOOD
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Krono?
But anon, babies taste best.
My friend died laughing at this scene. It was unintentionally hilarious.
hehe
yes, he literally was autistic. that was the point of his character. he was a train sperg. Did you not notice how he complained about how he had the hardest job at the front of the train because it was "nosy" in a nearly dead silent room? He had autistic hypersensitivity to sound.
i think the tv show wilford was better
you take everything at face value you autistic moron. stop sharing your opinions, no one wants to hear them.
I’ll admit this moment made me basedface the 1st time I saw it.
This thread is what happens when you take a metaphor literally.
Almost convinced me to watch it. Building a giant train around the world is hilarious to me. How do the rails not need maintenance
>chris evans eats babies to survive
>is outraged they've been feeding them bugs
people who read films in the most literal way should be put down like the dogs they are