So, Cinemaphile, where do you see yourself in five years?
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I think this is my cousin
last I heard he was near Mississippi after starting his transcontinental hike in Maine
your cousin's selling his ass on the street for fent
Been thinking about taking a horticulture class. At this point I realized I'm too dumb to do anything serious with my life. I think I permanently destroyed my brain chemistry or something.
You're not dumb, you're boring. Only a boring person would call themselves dumb. Also you're not dumb just because you don't learn the capitalist approved skillz required to get a wagie job.
>Only a boring person would call themselves dumb.
I don't get it. I've lived a more exciting life than most people.
Just came off of being a drug addict for a dozen years and my brain is definitely not functioning like it should/the way it used to.
Were the drugs really that exciting?
Life certainly seems boring without certain rushes, adrenaline being one of them. Yeah maybe you're right my mom used to say when I was a kid "bored people are boring people" lol. I've been thinking climbing trees as an aborust could be exciting and think growing plants could be satisfying.
Sounds like a fun and decent plan. Good luck.
Thanks fren
So I've been sober since Christmas but I have cheating a two times. I ate one 50 mg edible and had one beer twice.
Before that I had been sober 2.5 months on work release years ago and I was sober for 4 months while on probation. My court ordered drug addiction counselor would say you'll feel better in a month... No two months... No six months, maybe a year.
For the last few years it's just been booze and weed but for years it was lots of opiates, cocaine, shiltloads of benzos, decent bit of acid and mushrooms. Used to get fricked up as soon as I woke up till I passed out.
genuinely, wish you good luck
arborists can make a decent living if you're in the right area, but its tough on the body
buckle in, do it for a few years non stop, then see where you are. hard work but good work.
Figured it could t be much harder than concrete or landscape installation.
for me it was crystal meth, porn, music, and weed
I never tried meth but I used to hang out with these dudes who swore that the citric acid in coolaide broke it down better when cooking in a spoon so id watch these dudes shooting up meth with coolaide
>shootin up meth
>with frickin kool aid
the frick lmao
Crazy times. One of those dudes was hit by a train, one was murdered, one died from fent overdose in an alley.
>hit by a train
suicide?
It's possible. He was high on meth and these guys were gutterpunk train hoppers. He had recently been accused if touching a 5 year old girl who turned out to be a furious masturbator.
>Just came off
How long has it been? Also had that period where I was afraid I’d perma ruined my brain and body, maybe even lasted a couple years but I’m definitely sharper than I’ve ever been now.
I just joined AA and every night I don't drink is like hell. I want to shoot myself. I've done threeways and railed coke off women's breasts but it's all over now. the money's gone and so is the body. I don't have any advice because that's all bullshit anyway. I just wanted to blogpost thanks cya later and have a good day.
>I want to shoot myself.
don't I've been at a couple of places where people tried that and fricked it up, one guy ended up battering his skull open after he took half his jaw and cheekbones off blinded himself and dropped the gun, he was like that for a while and he dragged himself to a tiled floor and self hammered his skull open but he still took hours to die in agony and was on the floor with his fingers imbedded in a rug with half the nails ripped out. self shooting goes wrong a LOT bad way to go
gun under the chin does not work like in the movies
handguns should be aimed between the eyes or slightly above the ear and forward a hair
long rifle goes in the mouth pointed at the brainstem
suicide is depressing but at least do one thing right in your life
fricking amateurs
If you're not an amateur at suicide that means you've failed at it at least once
what would be a communist approved job be?
programming/IT
As soon as my elderly parents are gone, I'll be joining them. I'm only hanging around to spare them.
why wait?
That's sad, horrible and yet noble. An unusual combination anon.
I truly hope that you find something worth sticking around for.
Maybe you will find something beautiful to waste your life doing...many men live on in their works.
in a grave, but i have been thinking that for the last 15 years, so who knows.
Doing your...son?
>Mara Jade meeting Darth Vader
How do you respond without sounding mad?
kys with your Twitter meme fricking moron
first time hearing of a twitter meme, i thought it was reddit
Where do I see myself in 5 beers? Prison
employers know better than to ask this question anymore since everyone is depressed as shit
>probably homeless or dead from climate change.
Married hopefully
Shitposting on Cinemaphile from my hollywood mansion
>I'll probably have killed myself already. *gives interviewer a firm handshake*
It's literally that easy
DOIN YOUR MOM DOIN DOIN YOUR MOM
11 months ago, I promised myself that I would kill myself if there were no significant changes in my life in one year.
I'm sure something will happen in one month.
And, yes, I have been trying. It's all amounted to nothing thus far.
Dude, buy a motorcycle or something. Get a diver's certificate. Join a gym.
Or are you waiting that your life changes on it's own?
moronic normie advice, as always.
Notice too, the Reddit spacing. Every time
>I don't WANT to listen to advice, I WANT to b***h and moan!
That wasn't me btw
This was
have a nice day then.
Spacing.
Spacing.
>are you waiting that your life changes on it's own?
Nope. Over the last year, I applied to about 27 different jobs, had 6 interviews, and never got a call back or they emailed me telling me that they won't be hiring.
I went on that meetup clubs website and joined two clubs, felt awkward, and nobody seemed to want to talk to me.
I joined a gym, like you said, went for 5 months, got a bad muscle stitch that never really recovered, and just stopped going because I didn't see a point anymore.
If my 12 months comes to an end and nothing has changed, I just want it to be said that I at least tried.
You are in survival mode, make sure to keep falling forward. Have you considered moving somewhere else? Or trying a new job market? Maybe get more education? Go try new things (new hobbies you never thought to try before)? Never know till you try, and if nothing is your end goal then you have nothing to lose. Life is an adventure, but it ain't an easy adventure.
What line of work are you looking to get i?. Also if getting fit was your goal there are other options other than weight lifting to get you there. Cardio and cleaning up your diet will take you a long way in a short time.
Don't waste your death on suicide, and if you want to get a girlfriend TODAY then I suggest the Boomhauer method. Just go to a well populated area full of women and just start asking for numbers. Be honest even and tell them that you're sick and fricking tired of being alone all the time AND I promise you'll meet some girls that'll even try to hook you up with their friends, or will become friendly with you and help you in your quest. It has been in my experience that you'll usually end up with the ones that offer to be your friends.
I'm in sales so cold calling and approaching strangers comes easy to me, but it was a scary experience at first. I do this constantly and currently have 3 full time girlfriends; two I only use for sex and then an 18 year old I found on the bus on her way to college...she's my main one. Like I'll probably marry her.
Oh and as for the whole job thing. I can't do shit with my hands...like I don't know why, but I just lose interest and then frick something up, so the trades are OUT! But, then I discovered the world of commission sales, and it was amazing. I started with selling ESL courses for a local school and now I'm a licensed realtor...and I make okay. Definitely not a shark but I'm making like 50K and I manage the apartment building that I live in for free in Beverly Hills, w/utilities included so I only have to worry about food, clothes, gas, and some of the shit I have to buy to help me sell homes (which are write offs anyway.) I didn't even graduate high school and look like a tall Danny DeVito; so man if I can do this then so can you!
Here's the 18 year old btw (she's 19 now). Might not be the best looker but I need breasts. Too big isn't big enough.
Buy a shirt, it'll change your life
just think about how much vincent gallo would mock you if you killed yourself
big breasts plan
Frick off cartoon homosexual
Jobs are weird
Like why even ask such a question? It’s not your fricking business.
Thankfully I ended up getting a job at the post office where they didn’t even bother interviewing me
They want to know if you have upward goals, moronic I know, and more practically if you're planning on staying in the area or with the company for the near future.
This makes sense when jobs were basically for life . Companies don’t keep people that long so it’s rather pointless
Management has gotten significantly worse over the years. Lots of micromanaging and they act like abusive parents when really people just want to do their job and leave.
They complain about how shitty new workers are but no one mentions the incompetence of management
Playing the Basey guitar in my Trust Fund Band
your meme is bad and you should feel bad about forcing it, reddit Black person lmao
>only girl that was ever interested in me was a bit too young and i wasn't willing to deal with the social effects of that and rejected her
Unless the "social effects" is losing your career, who the frick cares?
>oh no! that guy is getting some prime pussy! >:(
You could've ignored it.
we had a five year age gap and I was a young adult while she was in her mid-to-late teens. i don't know what i should have done, anon but it's gone now. i live in a dump country that thinks women and refugees are infallible creatures and plus what if she switched up on me? definitely not worth it. i've come to consider her feelings youthful ignorance and think i made the right call though the 'what if' lingers. have never talked to a girl aside from coffee shop clerks since.
i'll be lucky to have a job. i have no ambition to learn new shit or adapt to industry changes and have aptly enough chosen a field/degree that requires you to do both while also having a good grip on understanding how people think/react to stuff. media and communications btw
Ay that's the Chinese beaver from the meme!
If my Mom’s two court cases plan out like they should, fame and fortune with a beautiful woman I don’t deserve. If they don’t, body face down in a ditch with a meth head butt fricking my corpse.
still here unless im dead or not in the next 5 years.
havent decided yet.
In 5 years
>finished university
>cushy little enterprise with 3-5 people (I’ve got couple ideas that will work if done correctly),
>on the side will be a capable real estate agent
>also renting out couple apartments,
(father has some money which grants me 1-2 apartments and his business contacts will help keep me busy as an real estate agent)
>I’ve been saving 2/3 of government checks I get as a university student.
>with these gibs I will buy a small storage/ garage that I will rent out, In 5 years I will have around 2-3 of those garages.
>after university I will fund my private pension fund as that gives me generous tax refunds from the government
>last year found a virgin girlfriend, I will still be with her, statistics are on my side with this one.
>will be buying a 4-5 room house in 5 years as we want children.
>will have continued my gym progress and will be 100kg with 10-12% bodyfat
>will know how to spike in volleyball
I’m lucky in a lot of ways.
>will know how to spike in volleyball
What? You just jump higher and slap the ball down.
I have to practice my jumping as I’m always too early or late, I’ll get it before the 5 year mark
old family guy was funny, and new family guy, if you ignore the A story and just watch the cutaways, is funny too
the thought of still being alive in 5 years is a horrific thought. i am so desperate to die that i pray for it every night, but i know that im too much of a coward to take my own life. literally every day is complete misery. weekdays are bad enough but even today, saturday, a beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky, nice weather, its 330 pm and i have not stepped foot out of the house because i have nowhere to go and nothing to do
the worst part is, im sure ill still be alive in 5 years, 37 years old, still will have no life development whatsoever, no life progress, still at ground zero, and probably unemployed, still never had a relationship or sex, and so depressed that i cant even move. maybe my parents will do something to me within these next 5 years. its over.
Our lives are very similar. Do you believe in the afterlife, at least?
>afterlife
this life is already horrific enough why the frick would i want another one
>why the frick would i want another one
Well... because you'll get to be happy there. You say you have nothing to do. What if you had friends, and you could do things with them? Doesn't that sound nice? The afterlife will be better than where you are now, so why wouldn't you want to be there.
it's not about what you want
it's about what you expect
Go see a movie. DUNC is back in theaters if you didn't see it when it first came out.
I'm 27 and still in uni. I'm a friendless KHV. I'm overweight. My parents pay for everything. I feel as if my brain is gone. Whatever progress I make, I immediately destroy because I am self-destructive. Honestly? I'll probably graduate with a 6/10 or something and that is most definitely not a grade that can get you a Post-Grad in my field (physics), so I'll just kill time until I get a low level government job. Then I'll either settle for a blown out roastie and one day find her getting dicked on the couch, or I'll remain a friendless KHV forever, dying amidst my collection of 500$ action figures and comic books...
I'm rambling again. I know I still have some time to turn things around, it's just that I've become comfortable in being a frickup. I'm afraid to try because if I do that and fail, then I'll have to accept that I am just an average homosexual and won't discover anything important. So I'm extending this period where yes, I am a failure, but I have no real responsibilities and my failure can be attributed to "not applying myself"; an excuse, but one that keeps me sane. And comfortable. I know I have to turn things around, I know I can, but what if I try and there's nothing but mediocrity waiting for me? It's not so bad I suppose, even mediocrity can be comfortable. I just... I wanted to study physics to do something important, and the moment I understood that I wasn't a prodigy, I just shut down. What's the point of being just another "labcoat"? I wanted to be useful, I didn't want to be... me.
Maybe I'm overthinking this whole thing. Maybe I should just get over myself and do something. Maybe things will be better on the other side. Maybe there's still a chance. Who knows what the new day will bring?
>he fell for the stem meme
>Maybe things will be better on the other side
They will be. The only reason more people don't go there before their time, is because suicide isn't readily available. Imagine if there was a pill you could take that just ended your life, and it was sold at the pharmacy. A lot of people would opt out, I think, which is why it doesn't exist.
What about those new suicide pods
Sorry for the late reply, but I went out to buy cigarettes. I haven't seen any suicide pods in real life. If they existed, and were painless, I suspect people would use them. If it were a choice between homeless, or suicide pod, I would pick the latter.
>27 and in UNI
i was 21 and still in a professional school (a euro school system in the eastern parts) due to being poor and having to work to bring food on the table cause my dad drank. i came away with nothing. school is a joke. you either were born into it or not. draw breath and appreciate the breath of life flowing into your lungs. all this shit is a spook, a figment of our collective consciousness. we are free. please, be kind to yourself anon. i am begging you. you can't waste a second of your precious and invaluable time alive in ill will.
Working on child #4 with the wife.
>fence
Probably retired early if my stocks do well. Maybe will move to glorious Nippon, not sure yet.
>Nippon
Why? They hate foreigners
Yeah I'm not sure if I'll do it or not, but I've been twice for 3 weeks each time and loved it. The convenience of it, the food, the nature & countryside, respectful people, low crime rate, etc. I like the idea of living there for a longer period of time.
I don't think you should live in Japan unless you're Japanese. It's not about whether they'll accept you or not, but you're pretty much giving up on your people when you do. A white person leaves his country to go live in Japan; He's now on the side of Japan. If you don't care about your people at all, then do it, but you'll never have anyone's respect. The Japanese will be thinking exactly what I am.
>Why? They hate foreigners
Lol. Cinemaphile hates foreigners too, but it's full of them. You have to realise that the average person doesn't care about other humans at all. Once you realise that, their actions make more sense.
Dead due to ww3
Unironically in a gulag.
being the main benefactor of the trust fund band
stfu milhouse
Probably dead. I've already starting noticing weird on-and-off pain around where I think my liver is supposed to be, which can't possibly be a good sign at 28
With a 4 year old and a 1 year old living in a home me and my wife rent in a different state than the one im currently in. The kids is especially important so far its not easy getting pregnant for us though
>rent
it's over
fricking you up the ass
Still working on tv sets and b***hing about the hours and how I'm gonna bail and change careers after the season wraps.
Still a virgin probably
baskin roberts
read this
>So, Cinemaphile, where do you see yourself in five years?
I don;t think I will last that long. I'm increasingly suicidal and hate where I live. I think about just not existing daily now. I hate my work and loathe my family I even find my old friends somwhat repugnant and I hate what my country is and there is no where else to go to because I am too old and tired. . The only think keeping me going is my promise to my dogs but when they die I'm going too and one of them is 15. I would rather be dead than grow old with zoomers or milennials around. Like women they have no souls
Going down on my fourteen year old niece.
Dead hopefully. I should have took the vax for the chance at dying suddenly.