>So... What EXACTLY are the charges anyway, officer?
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>So... What EXACTLY are the charges anyway, officer?
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trespassing
Being a homosexual
>I see you resort to insults when you are too weak to face the truth. For this, I have implanted a pipe bomb into your penis which will explode in exactly 5 minutes. Seems as though you'll need a way to remove it. Otherwise, you'll experience the most explosive orgasm of your life.
>The answer, anon, lies in the truth.
>In front of you is a supple boipucci. Its owner is sedated, don't worry. I have lined the inside of HER colon with razors.
>To escape your own refusal of the truth, you will have to accept the truth, anon. You must do that which you know you want to yet, with all of your willpower, deny that you want to.
>Live or die. The choice is yours.
This thread again?
>it's not a crime in 50 states for a man to trip and fall into my dildo rape machine and die from violent penetration
>SIR
>SIR
>SIR THAT IS A CATEGORY OF CHARGES
>WHAT IS THE SPECIFIC CHARGE
>SIR
>SIR
>SIR
Treason
>but I didn't actually do anything they set off the traps themselves
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katko_v._Briney
rockin' too loud on a week night
>uhhhh I just looked it up boss. He actually didn't do any crimes! He didn't kill anyone. We have to let him go!!
what a twist
idk how about we ask your wife
Being gay
Being a gay homosexual
Tax evasion. That's how they got Capone.
Kidnapping?
You can't charge anything on JigC. He walks.
Is that not him?
I always viewed it as a Trinity esque construction. They are equivalent but also distinct.
Interesting take.
No you're thinking of BillC
Guilty of JigC impersonation while playing in a trust fund band
raping Drake Bell
He was unironically based. In some instances, he chose the wrong victims, but overall his philosophy was sound.
>An ironic twist of fate, "Jigsaw". You enjoyed trapping people and putting their character to the test if they want to live. Now we have trapped you in county jail for disturbing the peace. If you value your freedom, you must post $27 bond. Live free or remain in jail for 13 business days until your trial date, the choice is yours. Let the game begin.
gronz?
making taps without a trapmaker's license
resisting arrest
Being an unhinged fundie who doxxes innocent kids.
Spamming forced memes and posting the screencaps on reddit
Kram it, Kramer!
When someone decides to pay you a visit I hope they take their time and make it hurt. You like saw movies so I hope they torture you.
It's crazy how much Der Eternal Bateman has been mindrocked by JigC. I do hope he takes some small steps to make his life better though. Only a deeply unhappy person would lash out like that. Very many people struggle with frustration and finding satisfaction in this world and trying to live up to our potential, lord knows I do, but it's sad to see it taken to that extent. If Der Eternal Bateman takes even small steps to improve his station, I really do think he will notice a change and have the chance to keep building from there.
The choice is his.
Live or die, he has to make his choice.
Trips while highlighting the duality of life, like fire and water.
Kidnapping at the least.
Probably some sort of manslaughter, grievous bodily harm, or even murder charge depending on the jurisdiction.
I know I'm playing armchair lawyer here, but I'm pretty sure he'd get some fricking prison time irl. I think there was a guy who put a bomb collar on another dude to rob a bank, so its a similar idea.
kek, it's kino!
Trespassing, breaking and entering, kidnapping, false imprisonment, assault, unlawful restraint. It's like you morons never actually saw the movies.
>but officer i have a trap making licence.
Possession of illegal drugs.
Farting in elevator with JigCeether guy.
>The charges, Tau'ri?