Dune 2 will be 20 minutes of literal sand people celebrating Paul riding a Sand Worm and another 200 minutes trying to convince the audience it is difficult for Paul to chose between prime Empress pussy and la goblina?
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Dune 2 will be 20 minutes of literal sand people celebrating Paul riding a Sand Worm and another 200 minutes trying to convince the audience it is difficult for Paul to chose between prime Empress pussy and la goblina?
He'll choose mommy.
Based. Not gonna lie, if that were my mommy, I'd still be breastfeeding.
her breasts are pathetic
Villeneuve is too much of a coward for momcest kino.
wait for God Emperor of Dune,
it's 700 pges of Duncan Idaho standing in the desert talking to a worm
All of GEoD is Leto II waiting for people to visit him or going to parties. It's like The Crown, but with a giant worm guy. Then some paparazzi run his car off the road with his presumed fiance and that's it...the end.
>It's like The Crown, but with a giant worm guy
Made me kek, have a (you) and a Dunc theme Pepe/crying wojak meme.
>Then some paparazzi run his car off the road with his presumed fiance and that's it...the end.
all according to keikaku
t/l note: keikaku means plan
>Then some paparazzi run his car off the road with his presumed fiance
wow, Frank Herbert predicted that, huh? I guess the Spice was real the whole time.
> I ASSURE you that I am the book of fate.
> Questions are my enemies. For my questions explode! Answers leap up like a frightened flock, blackening the sky of my inescapable memories. Not one answer, not one suffices.
> What prisms flash when I enter the terrible field of my past. I am a chip of
shattered flint enclosed in a box. The box gyrates and quakes. I am tossed about
in a storm of mysteries. And when the box opens, I return to this presence like
a stranger in a primitive land.
Would be so fricking kino
I don't think there's a way to film multi-verse omniscience.
A God Emperor movie could never live up to my expectations. Even if it was four hours long and rated NC-17, it wouldn't do the novel justice.
Yes, The worm watching Duncan frick his wife would never be done justice
That, among other things. Although, I would like to see some extended conversations between Leto II and Malky.
>A secret report from within the Guild:
>The Ixian ambassador, Malky, seeks passage to Arrakis to have audience with the God Emperor.
>We predict that the two of them will discuss... Weird sex stuff with Fish Speakers.
I read that as The Pacing Guild and was like, yeah, you kinda needed one
Or a woman orgasming watching Duncan climb
Or beautiful female soliders worshiping at the throne of a worm with a human face.
And perhaps some of the... Experimental Duncans.
>tleilaxu fw they they keep coming up with progressively more outlandish and offensive prank Duncan.
>if we frick this up enough he'll let us stop making them right?
>MONEO! GET IN HERE
>Yes, m'lord?
>Tell those goblin Telilaxu masters to stop altering my Duncans or I'll withhold their spice rations!
>At once, m'lord.
>And clean the crypt, Moneo... A Duncan somehow exploded down there.
Did Moneo get paid?
In a manner of speaking.
He got turned into a woman and so on...
Wait... I thought he was kill.
Tleilaxu brought him back as a woman
Oohhh, yeah. That's right.
Is that from Frank or Brian's books?
From Frank. Frank wrote God Emperor. The Tlilaxu were very scornful of outsiders. You might pay them for a clone or a ghola, but you would never know if they tampered with the genetics. I guess if you regained all your past life memories, and discovered yourself to suddenly be a woman, you might know right away.
Duncan Bussyhoe
Now make him eat cobwebs.
What happened with homosexual duncan?
Crushed by the Worm, I imagine.
A Freman leader killed him when he tried to seduce him. Or so the chronicles tell us.
I want to see Leto have a sperg attack and killing troony Duncan
Best I can do is Leto having a bad hair day and being verbally abusive to non-binary Stilgar.
Can at least have Leto spinning on th ground crushing people in a open square ?
It's a little less than 600 if I remember right and I wish it was longer.
>Thousands of years of selective breeding by the Bene Gesserit have given rise to Princess Irulan
>She’s a plain, dumpy sofa cushion with no breasts
Now prime Virginia Madsen was heart stoppingly beautiful- that was a real Irulan.
Should have been Sersh but they probably didn't want an even more brutal mogging
Why didn't they cast this Canadian actress?
>le down syndrome face actresses
Why can't they cast literal morons? Gee I dunno there are probably laws against using morons to do work...
I'm as annoyed by that guy as anything but she doesn't look like a downie.
Why don't you just knock it off with the negative waves?
if you think that's downs syndrome anon, you might want to get checked for trisomy 21
>Why can't they cast literal morons?
Have you ever heard actors express their own opinions, anon?
they don't cast morons because working with them is like working with an animal that you can't taze or keep on a leash
>you can't taze or keep on a leash
I don't see why not.
Do tards have a good union or something?
the ADA makes PETA look ineffectual. The ADA literally killed "political correctness" back in the 90s by begging advertisers to stop trying to pander to them.
Too old.
I don't think so. Irulan was the oldest of the Emperor daughters.
Eyes too big
I disagree. Large eyes can be quite attractive and suggest a perceptive mind. So her features are naturally suited to Irulan
They are not coomers.
>Tetrible acting, CGI ok, FRICKING TERRIBLE ACTING ! OMG....
I enjoyed David Linch's version way more.
So the version with shitty acting and shitty effects? Only thing i'd give lynch is that the navigator looked pretty cool.
The acting was way better at Lynch's
The depth was also better and I'm not talking about the director's cut version, which was terrible. I'm talking about the original version.
>The depth was also better and I'm not talking about the director's cut version
Well obviously, since Lynch never did a director's cut.
There were two versions, one with extra scenes and the music playing all the way throughout the whole movie and one without it.
I know, but neither of them is a director's cut. Lynch never got to do one.
yes he did, he just set alan smithee as the director.
Wrong. The Alan Smithee credit is because he had zero involvement with it.
don't spread bullshit. Lynch has never stopped b***hing about not being able to do a director's cut for Dune
yet he did the director's cut and it still sucked. hence why he set the credit as alan smithee.
no he didn't, moron
Yes he did. He just lies about it.
Pleb
>Only thing i'd give lynch is that the navigator looked pretty cool.
Really? Not a single comment to how superior the set designs are than the boring shit they pushed out with Dunc?
I'm going to take a 2 hour train ride just to watch this movie in imax. i have a nice theater in my city but it doesn't have imax, and i saw the dune 2 trailer in imax and it looked amazing
Have you seen the trailer? Have you seen Napoleon?
It's going to be 200 minutes of Chani being a girlboss and Paul a meek moron that hides behind her
Pugh looks so funny in that outfit
>Ratchalamet
>Florence Pig
>Dogdaya
All excelent casting choices except pugh, her agent must be working overtime
Yeah, that sounds like the kind of shit that hack Frog would puke up and call a "film".
>know then that it is the year 2023
>when only ugly actresses will get cast
a 10 if I ever saw one. is that the way to say it? English is not my mothertongue
>200 minutes trying to convince the audience it is difficult for Paul to chose between prime Empress pussy and la goblina?
Aaaaaaaaaaah! I wondered why cast the pig.
Its rare to see florence mogging someone so hard
how is first dune compared to the rest of vileneuve movies? I only liked Enemy and hated everything else
It's his most conventional film. Basic formulaic blockbuster slop with his minimalist aesthetic.
>prime Empress pussy
lmao
What even is that
Look at all those folds
How the hell do you get a neck ring halfway down your fricking chest?
Bring Harvey back. That's it, that's the final straw.
NECKLESS FRICKING FREAK
FECKLESS
NECKLESS
FREAK
Face looks like an old baseball glove.
Spoiler: he chooses both.
And where is the prime empress pussy
they shot themselves in the foot by casting zendaya, it meant irulan couldn't be more attractive.
Pugh is bad enough as Irulan, but her role is small and appears late in the story. really it's that DOG of a woman playing Chani. She's going to have plenty of screen time, so it will be impossible to avoid her scowling face and ugly accent.
I am not paying to see that brown frick face in a big screen; no way.
left looks like a lunch lady
right looks like the man in Rear Window but uglier
Deae goodness what hideous people
A fat pig and a dusty roach
Almost the entirety of the cast is fricked, nothing to save there.
Is it true that this whole series promotes psychodelics as a way to find wisdom? My child is 12 years old and don't want him to watch movies made by druggies
Not really. It's there, but I'm not sure if it can be said to be the primary message. I read Dune at 12 and I turned out fine.
Spice isn't real, sweaty.
>prime Empress pussy
Shes a pig thats wide and fat. I think they chose her because she was one of the few b***hes people would choose zenaya over
i think they choose her specifically for how ugly she is so mutt-naya is still the main woman character
the point of the book character dynamic was natural beauty vs manufactured beauty, and since zendaya is ugly as frick that meant irulan had to be too.
it also misses the point of both characters.
What's the difference?
between what?
manufactured and natural beauty.
oh good i thought you were asking the difference between zendaya/pugh and beauty.
How can I get a Chani that look like this, guys?
>How can I get a Chani that look like this, guys?
Go to any shithole sand country
Said a US citizen using fentanyl.
in words, its the difference between real breasts and fake breasts.
A interesting new perspective.
>natural beauty
then casting that mulatto dog was the biggest mistake they could have made
hence the last line of the post.
I think they chose her because she's good at acting, reliable and reasonably famous.
This. She can act and they can make literally anybody look pretty for the camera.
we already know how she'll look in the movie. they aren't going to CGI her.
we also know why they cast her, irulan can't be hotter than chiani
In the book Irulan is hotter than Chani.
Chani is a skinny 15 year old with red hair, as described when Paul meets her (Paul is also 15 - both adults in a society that demands much from people).
It's never implied that she's especially
beautiful.
irulan is also completely manufactured. something they can't present as a negative thing today.
Well you could argue that Chani is a product of her society just as Irulan is.
But Paul doesn't trust Irulan (as he shouldn't, she's both a Corrino and a Bene Gesserit), while he trusts Chani implicitly. And yes, they emotionally bonded at a particularly susceptible age. Irulan was an arranged marriage to solidify his power, and that's all she is.
He wasn't deliberately cruel to her, he even said she could take lovers if she wanted - but she would never be the mother of his heir (which is what she wanted).
irulan is literally a factory produced product, designed to be the most desirable female in existence.
unlike Paul who is the main character so uh, umm...
and paul rebels. irulan doesn't.
Bene gensserit are born to serve
>Irulan was an arranged marriage to solidify his power,
And chani wasn't the same thing?
Oh, he just *happens* to fall in love with the daughter of Liet Kynes, the same guy who had just successfully united the fremen under his quasi-religious terraforming project, the project which Paul then takes over and which he finds instrumental to his plan to hold the spice cycle hostage. Lmao. How convenient!
Gimme a break!
It also never was implied that Chani looked like an overcooked turd. And yet...
Well yes. As I said, Chani was red haired. So was Jamis I think. Hollywood always recasts the redheads as le nogs tho.
>Dreams prophetic dreams of the mother of his children
>Meets her at the pivotal moment in his life
>Fights a galactic war at her side
>BRB, a hot blonde has turned up
Dune was written in a world before Tinder ffs.
>Florence Pudge 2.0
>prime Empress pussy
i´d rather frick her than that fricking Abbo, holy shit, Zendaya is ugly as frick, who te frick began this fricking meme about her being hot?
The israelites in charge.
>it is difficult for Paul to chose between prime Empress pussy and la goblina?
Didn't he canonically get both? He was married to the princess even if they didn't have kids.
He married her to become emperor after that he woudn't piss on her even if she were on fire
I'd have a hard time choosing too.
I am totally fine not seeing either of these people naked
t. zoomer
Jessica mogs the both.
>tfw I always liked the Tleilaxu and their schemes
>turns out they were just literally space muslims breeding things in mutant womb-women and trying to deliberately export degeneracy throughout the known universe so they can feel superior
>Dune is a fun movie
>Dunc is sleeping drugs unregulated by the governing bodies
>Dunc 2 is going to be coma inducing
Id agree with you if they actually got someone beautiful to play irulan, but they went with the pug instead
>prime Empress
more like prime pig
She could play the Baron.
>another 200 minutes trying to convince the audience it is difficult for Paul to chose between prime Empress pussy and la goblina
More like 200 minutes of Paul wondering how those two are the only options available to him despite being the fricking messiah.
Recently discovered Zendaya is insanely popular with women, far and away the most popular actress. She is the only woman Hollywood thinks can "open a movie" on her own. This basically hasn't happened since Julia Roberts and a very brief window for Rachel from Friends.
Unfortunately that is all I have and it will probably have to remain a mystery as to find out WTF is going on would require talking to women. Strange but true.
>some porn game is better and more faithful to source material than this slop
aint nobody sane gonna watch this brainwash shit.
>nobody is going to watch the sequel to the best sci fi movie ever made (after Odyssey)
pretty fricking dumb opinion
go enjoy your niggekikified ancient gayscifi zoomer loser. youre brain is mush anyway so just consoom trash.
sorry kid I don't really speak your language
but it seems like you agree with me
It isn't difficult for him though.
I would choose Zendaya without make-up, without her hair done, sweaty from being in a stillsuit and dirty from sand and spice, any fricking day over any other woman in any movie from the past 3 years.
>have to choose between Florence Puke and mulatto drug addict
I would choose celibacy
I would choose Harah
zendaya is ugly and boring
they should not have used some brown "all grown up" child celebrity from disney TV shit for a movie franchise, what a disappointment
I know they did it for DEI score but this girl sucks