they'll never make it that style in your image, the ocarina of time adult link that still looks masculine. I'm already not hype because it's sony and expecting gay black trans link and homosexual troon zelda
At least then tendies can finally stop dickriding Nintendo and act like they're better than the rest. Doing this to Zelda would be the ultimate mask drop
>i don't think Nintendo would allow them to cast a homie or a troon as link
it's not gonna be a purely white blond chick with blue eyes though. She's gonna be some Zendaya-tier almost white but not quite chick
>expect Zelda to save the day and be a girlboss
hasn't that been what she's done in literally every modern zelda? Maybe with the exception of SS, she's the one who deals the final blow to ganon
>b-but I was actually only talking about this one thing I didn't specify earlier!!!
Cope.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why would I talk about her hair color when thats the easiest thing for a studio to change on a cast member?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Where did I say you were ONLY talking about her hair? Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit. Fake blondes always look fake. It's like actors wearing blue contact lenses. Always trash. Maybe it fools the mutts who can't tell what it's supposed to look like.
That's way too masculine for modern link
Zelda is the only "real" videogame any decent amount of women play so he's always gonna be really androgynous now. I don't think they will go all the way to an actual troony actor though, or at worst an FtM
there are also ways to shoot him that way eg the hobbits in lord of the rings. but look at that face. its exactly the ideal twink face that the japanese aesthetically model their concept of what the perfect man looks like in all their media.
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all the other picks have been too robust or clunky in the face to be link. they all look too western and manly. they all lack the sharp and pointy gracile qualities that link needs to have to be link convincingly
>implying it's not gonna be Tom Holland and Zendaya
I'm so confident these two will be Link/Zelda that I'll shove a dildo up my ass if I'm somehow wrong (I won't be)
hunter schafer or w/e that troony everyone posts is named
they'll never make it that style in your image, the ocarina of time adult link that still looks masculine. I'm already not hype because it's sony and expecting gay black trans link and homosexual troon zelda
At least then tendies can finally stop dickriding Nintendo and act like they're better than the rest. Doing this to Zelda would be the ultimate mask drop
Nintendo would never allow them to do that shit or at least that's what I'm hoping.
After the Mario movie turning Peach into some feminist Captain Marvel shit she never was before, I'm no longer sure. Hollywood is just a cancer
Even if the casting is somehow perfect, expect Zelda to save the day and be a girlboss
Idk about the characterization but i don't think Nintendo would allow them to cast a homie or a troon as link.
Same but I expect a brown Zelda
>i don't think Nintendo would allow them to cast a homie or a troon as link
it's not gonna be a purely white blond chick with blue eyes though. She's gonna be some Zendaya-tier almost white but not quite chick
Zendaya is not "almost white."
in the eyes of hollywood she is
>expect Zelda to save the day and be a girlboss
hasn't that been what she's done in literally every modern zelda? Maybe with the exception of SS, she's the one who deals the final blow to ganon
diversity box is checked, ganondorf is brown (gerudos are arabs)
They can never get away with this in Hollywood tbh
Idris Elba
It's gonna be Timmy Chamomile isn't it.
>letting the most aryan fictive character be played by this israelite
pottery
Doesn't matter. They'll cast some Mexican mutt or whatever.
I've already given them the definitive casting
Mogged by her sister.
Regardless, Emma looks like BotW/TotK Zelda
>unnatural looking fake blonde
>BotW/TotK Zelda
No.
I'm talking about her facial structure, moron
>b-but I was actually only talking about this one thing I didn't specify earlier!!!
Cope.
Why would I talk about her hair color when thats the easiest thing for a studio to change on a cast member?
Where did I say you were ONLY talking about her hair? Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit. Fake blondes always look fake. It's like actors wearing blue contact lenses. Always trash. Maybe it fools the mutts who can't tell what it's supposed to look like.
Both of them are extremely RICED
"Riced" just makes it sound like the men have dicks the size of a grain of rice. But they're Asian, so fair enough.
yes they have tiny penises
awful little things
Fun fact: Ganondorf in OOT was inspired by Christopher Lambert
>Ryan Gosling
He's too tall to play link.
That's way too masculine for modern link
Zelda is the only "real" videogame any decent amount of women play so he's always gonna be really androgynous now. I don't think they will go all the way to an actual troony actor though, or at worst an FtM
More women play League of Legends and Valorant/Overwatch
In sheer numbers maybe but woman have gotta be like 20% of the audience of the last 2 zelda games
unironically Barry Koeghan. The dude already looks like a Christmas elf, just get him in shape and give him some blonde hair and you're golden
Decent ideas.
Genuinely good casting but transphobes will hate
Literally less range than Link in the game. The expression on the left is her expression in the entire show
People want Chad Link and not the BotW shit. Miyamoto was also never a huge fan of t(r)oon Zelda. He hated WW at first
Franny as Malon
Fanny should the gerudo desert sisters.
will miyamoto get convinced by the hollywood bigwigs to add some diversity into the film? Maybe make Link or Zelda a hapa?
There is a 90% chance that Zelda will be a mixed/brown girl, yes. They definitely won't be both blond and Ganondorf brown like in the games
An authentic Zelda movie is impossible today, that's why all of this is moronic
Probably, there's almost no chance the VA choices in Super Mario were his idea and not Illumination's
I always imagined Carey Elwes as Link because of Men in Tights but he's obviously too old now
Best thing is finding an unknown actor
Tom Cruise
30 years ago
Yes.
Everyone would rather have today's Cruise over whoever else it will be
Its Sony, theyll option holland obviously
Barry Keoghan
Will they do the corny ass hat in live action?
when's the last time hollyweird has actually cast the right person for a role?
Samuel L Jackson
ezra miller
i hate to be that guy but there is only one right answer here
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>blue eyes
>blonde hair
>sharp pointy nose
>6'1 chad
any other choice would just be an inferior choice
Link is a short king though
there are also ways to shoot him that way eg the hobbits in lord of the rings. but look at that face. its exactly the ideal twink face that the japanese aesthetically model their concept of what the perfect man looks like in all their media.
?si=3cr9Uqm_5i3_SzHI
all the other picks have been too robust or clunky in the face to be link. they all look too western and manly. they all lack the sharp and pointy gracile qualities that link needs to have to be link convincingly
matthew perry
>implying it's not gonna be Tom Holland and Zendaya
I'm so confident these two will be Link/Zelda that I'll shove a dildo up my ass if I'm somehow wrong (I won't be)
This model is horrible, makes link look like a resident evil character
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