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Bradley Cooper wins nothing.
for the israelite nose? Oh yeah if it was new actor he would probably be blacklisted by now
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HOLY FRICKING CRINGEBALLS!
I'M CONDOOCTING
>It doesn't match the music at all
The musicians don't really need the conductors and don't really look at them.
Well let me tell you, he's not beating Cillian Murphy this year.
If the academy gives Bradley Cooper a solid lead anti Oscar for trying too hard, ratings will double.
Black person Dicks In OP's Anus
Total OP Rape
The Anal Annihilation Of OP
Kevin Nash - The 1992 Story (starring OP)
Brie
women age like shit, ouch
Who the frick wants to watch a bunch of israelites patting themselves on the back?
Didn't they make it so movies can only win if there's at least 5 nigs in them?
I hope this piece of trash Oscarbait slog won't be.
First time I have desperately wanted to leave at the cinema.
It'll get best cinematography if anything
I feel that Poor Things or KotFM would be more favored for cinematography, but maybe.
my favorite part is when jason schwartman drops his pants and it fades out, implying he just ass fricked edward norton.
yes, wes anderson is just pandering to woketards so hard now he is putting hardcore ass fricking in his movies.
It needed to be graphic so I could jerk off to it.
Don't think you understand what Oscar bait is. Something like Boys In The Boat or Maestro would be Oscar bait. Wes is a critical darling who already has the academy in his corner.
AC Is anything but Oscar bait
It’s self-indulgent, sardonic wes-slop with an incoherent motif .
Oscar bait is hyper-focused and melodramatic.
This wasn't as bad as French Dispatch but it's hard for me to see who Wes is making these films for. Like I used to think of Wes running up to Grand Budapest as getting more and more self indulgent but since then it's like, do you even like what you're making anymore buddy?
what kind of oscar baiting piece of shit came out that year?
see
Nolan sweep was honestly long overdue. Happy for him.
I wish it was for Dunkirk, I really liked that movie.
it's not overdue because he never deserved it, except for prestige - that should win a bunch of oscars. Oppenheimer tho, i hope it sweeps. It's such a good feeling that director you normally dislike strongly, finally delivers kino
I expect nobody to care
The last 2 oscars were so fricking embarrasing painful, no self-respecting person watches it
see you in the sticky
>the last 2
Been that way for like 15 years zoom zoom
I just want to see more live action black on black violence.
Beau is Afraid
The Creator
Oppenheimer
A Million Miles Away
Killers of the Flower Moon
The movie you like the least always wins, so who cares.
>The movie you like the least always wins
not true. From the last 20 years
>crash
>departed
>slumdog millionaire
>hurt locker
>argo
>birdman
>moonlight
>nomadland
were my picks and they won
no offense but you have shit taste
mom get off Cinemaphile
Your picks this year?
past lives
director - celina song
script - song
actor - cillian murphy
actress -greta lee
supporting actor - de niro
actress - emily blunt
adapted screenplay - oppenheimer
cinematography - oppenheimer
editing - oppenheimer
music - oppenheimer
i don't care about other categories
ps. song for Billie of course
Picture - Past Lives
Director - Scorsese
Actor - Cillian Murphy (one hell of a job to turn Nolans's boring character writing into something somewhat interesting)
Actress - Emma Stone
Cinematography - Poor Things
Production Design - Barbie
Sound - Oppenheimer (ignoring the terrible mixing)
Oppenheimer will win best Picture. No doubt about that. Probably director as well. You can screencap this if you want and I will bet anyone 100k$.
but in that post he meant what movie should win according to him. I also think past lives is the best but at the same time i know oppenheimer will very likely win
I believe you, it's not a far shot considering how much it has won already, I just hope you are somehow wrong. I really feel like critics are treating this movie as way to honor Nolan's entire career even though it's arguably his least creative movie that only highlights his weakest points like his terrible dialogue and character writing
you're just a plebeian, mate. Oppenheimer is so much better than most of Nolan movies it's not even close. There's a reason why he didn't get any attention at the oscars so far - he made almost entirely shit movies
You're the pleb here for thinking oscar nominations make a movie. Inception, Memento and Tenet are kino. Just a creative concept that serve as a good excuse to make some impressive scenes, that's been Nolan's trademark. His shortcomings were always the lackluster characters, dialogue and emotional payoff.
>You're the pleb here for thinking oscar nominations make a movie.
i haven't said anything of the sort
>There's a reason why he didn't get any attention at the oscars so far - he made almost entirely shit movies
you don't know how to read. I said his movies didn't get oscars because they were shit. Not that they were shit because they didn't get oscars
The Shape of Water and Nomadland will forever haunt my dreams as what the frick were they thinking?
Literally the worst possible options for their years.
I remember I hadn't even heard of The Shape of Water until it won, so a buddy and I watched it together that weekend. To this day I am baffled about how the movie won.
Although looking back, since it's Creature from the Black Lagoon ft. immigration maybe it was just a sign of what was to come.
Nomadland won like a million awards and was ranked as one of the best (often the best) movies of the year by every critic and a magazine. Acting as if it was a big surprise, out of nowhere choice for an oscar is peak chud moment
I'm hoping something happens during the ceremony in minecraft
Minecraft is not nominated.
who gives a frick about who is the favorite Black person of a bunch of old israelites that know jackshit of movies?
The only reason any one watches this shit is for the same reasons people watched E3 towards the end. Just to watch a trainwreck and see what stunt will farted out this time.
If it wasn't backed by huge generational wealth, I'd say the Oscars would be cancelled and forgotten about in the next 5 years. Too bad it'll limp along for years and years to come.
>e3 replaced by the game awards as soon as ign realised that creators want awards and audiences want to see trailers and no one cares about awards speeches
>the oscars replaced by...
Some mad c**t needs to just come along and revolutionise this shit. Take the 30 most acclaimed directors and producers and have them form a jury that votes on the winners. If you win an award for best picture you get permanent voting rights on that jury.
The ceremony has an open bar and is hosted by a standup comedian (who's actually a somebody) whose job is to lightly roast everyone.
Trailers for new films premiere at the event. After a trailer premieres, a drunken a/b-lister actor is forced to comment on the trailer's quality.
Acceptance speeches are limited to 40 seconds from the moment the winner is announced (so they have to get to the stage quickly) after which their mic loses sound and a curtain falls on whoever's giving the speech (and this is done automatically so no bias involved).
There's 2 stages so they then quickly swap to the second stage for the next award/event
wait, E3 is dead? When did that happen?
>Love Dick or Die Hard 4: The Dickening
>Woman Problems 12: It's rape again
>Annoying Lesbian is Annoying
>2 Blacks 2 Furious
>They/them 2: Autistic Screech
>Some guy is deaf... and that's frikin' awesome
I want FNAF to get nominated for a special effects or costuming Oscar because it would be funny. Regardless if the overall movie quality, the animatronics did look really good
Godzilla Minus One better be nominated
Dude i would lose my shit if Minus won best foreign picture over. those pretentious anatomy of a fall and snow society shit been getting all the "not good enough for a real category" awards
I would too, honestly it deserves Best Picture imo. First movie in years that I liked enough to watch it twice in theaters. Fricking cried like a baby at the ending both times. It deserves to mog Memenheimer.
It won't be nominated for best foreign picture because Japan already chose its candidate months before Minus One came out.
Instead it will probably be nominated for sfx and according to Indie Wire it potentially became the frontrunner. Even over The Creator (which I still think will probably win).
Imagine a Godzilla movie with an Oscar.
Frick it, give it a Best Picture nominee then.
But sfx seems natural. It's gonna be like an Oscar for the entire 70 year long franchise that was snubbed so often. It doesn't look like a typical Oscar movie. That's gonna be Oppenheimer. The effects category is what it can actually win. I can feel it. Those articles that appeared they can't be coincidental. They're preparing for it to win.
God I hope so, crazy to think that it had less than a $15 million budget and had a better bomb explosion than Oppenheimer. And that they displayed their cgi in broad daylight and managed to make everything look so real and natural.
I haven't seen Perfect Days because there's no proper subtitles but you'd think Japan would send Koreeda's gay little kids want to frick each other movie to the Academy. Seems more up their alley if they're trying to pander.
They thought they had a real winner. Strange because Shin Godzilla won their academy award for best picture so it's not like there's some stigma against genre cinema but maybe with Anno directing it felt more domestic than international. Minus One earned less than Shin Godzilla in Japan.
The only movies I saw last year were Mario, Oppenheimer, and FNAF, so I hope they all win best picture.
They gave a pity Oscar to Will fricking Smith for a movie literally zero people watched and snubbed Banshees so they could give best to a joke of a film that everyone has already forgotten about.
The Oscars a fricking joke and I shan't be watching ever again.
Can't wait for another reddit cringe show of a nomination list
How come American films have diversity requirements buy foreign films don't?
troony twitter thread
Godzilla Minus One had better be up for a few, including Best Picture. If Shape of Water can get a nod, Minus One for sure deserves it.
The Killer and Napoleon about to get snubbed hard. And the newbies from plebbit won't bat an eye. Worse, in their plebfrick brains, they'll likely celebrate when Oppenheimer gets a stupid number of nominations despite being fricking atrocious
The Holdovers and Paul Giamatti
this is the first year with the forced diversity rule, so it'll be at least one brownie on screen
Not true. You also qualify as diverse if the 2nd best boy or key grip are diverse.
i'm pretty sure they need at least one on screen diversity, which technically women also count for, despite being half this planets population and the brownie rule applies to possibly anything else.
Remember last week when a couple literal who israelites were b***hing that the tribe isn't recognized as a "minority"? That was hilarious, I think even the most blue-pilled Academy Awards-watching moron knows israelites in Hollywood is like blacks in rap
I wonder when the israelites themselves get enough of the Black folk and forced women heroes everywhere
it's gotta be
Avatar best picture bar none. Everything else was a wet splatter of diarrhea by comparison.
2022
>required black nominations and wins.
>movies must meet diversity requirements to be eligible for nominations....white movies that is. White-free movies are diverse enough.
>celebrity soapbox speeches.
PASS.
this should get a nomination for best song ngl it's banging for real
Kino and sovl but obviously too white
i listen to this on loop since that post dropped lmao this is addictive
oscars are dead and irrelevant
This. It's just an award for diversity now. All the black nominees are going to win.
what's gonna be the best picture nomination to try to get the normies to tune in? Barbie? Oppenheimer?
oppenheimer is just kino and will get tons of nominations and wins because of that. Barbie should get one oscar nomination and one win for Billie and that's it.
I think Poor Things will sweep because Lanthimos is much more respectable director to the academy than Nolan.
Oppenheimer likely to sweep most awards, the only other movie I can think of that could win best picture is Poor Things; but I would say it is simply too weird and arthouse to do so. I doubt Barbie or Maestro will get much recognition, but I'm hoping Beau is Afraid wins something.
Every year I wonder what kind of moron gives a frick about awards and then I remember you fricks take rottentomatos seriously.
>that chud who thinks rotten tomatoes rates movies
I don't but you idiots seem to think the rotten score means anything.
it's the best source of recommendations there is. The only problem with Tomatoes is adding literally whos with a vlog as critics. But this is a problem almost entirely with horror movies that have like less than 50-60 reviews. It's a lottery then. Other than that high critic score + high avg - almost always a kino. High critic score + low audience score - even more often a kino
A victory at Le mans I would take over an Oscar.
Even an atheist would be wise not to tempt god with such a statement before a race.
What did he say before the race?
The post I responded to was exactly what Fassbender said in an interview a while before eating it.
>I will completely ignore this turn and ram the frick out of you.
What did Fastbender mean by this?