I will always be greatful to Paul Walker for showing an entire generation of straight men how to interact with women >I'll have the Tuna on white, No Crust!
I'm sure all those novella-long explicit posts about shit-covered hairy buttholes you malformed coombrained sexless freaks keep spamming have everything to do, uh, wanting to improve society.
You already conceded your point when you posted the McMahon texts.
3 months ago
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>Heterosexual men who identified as Republican were the most likely to report having had a cuckolding fantasy at some point — and they fantasized about it more often than Democrats.
I mean, yeah, but COVID was an actual global phenomenon. Nobody thinks about shit-covered hairy buttholes other than Indian Discord incels on Cinemaphile.
does anyone know the homosexual or bdsm doc where some gay gets strapt to a cross and the cameraman leaves the room while he is brutally fisted and then comes back to a floor full of poop
asking for a friend
>Hold on hun we can't frick each other in our hairy buttholes yet I need to go down to my coconut orchard and restock on coconut oil. Once we have a few gallons we'll be sex for a week straight of fricking each other in the ass and shooting loads of cum up each other's butts so we can both get the gay plague, AIDS
Straight sex >Pingus goes into the vaginé
Gay sex >6 hour pre-sex butthole cleansing and stretching session >Industrial quantities of lube needed >Drugs to enhance or mask the pain required >Anal tearing is very common so there will be blood >Unless you starve yourself for 24 hours before buttsex there will be poopy also
And then let's throw in the monkey pox shenanigans where it turns out the average gay is going to piss orgies on a weekly basis and drinking piss and having sex with dozens of random men per week.
But yeah they're basically the same thing. How could anyone be such a a bigot that they can't see that??
It doesn't change the fact that if your anus is unprepared it will hurt like shit. I don't exaclty know what for, but when I had cancer the doctor put his finger in my ass before they could start chemotherapy it hurt like shit. That was just one finger. If your shitter is normal, you haven't been into sodomy before, you can't just put a dick up your ass. You'd better test with a finger and if you put a finger in someone's ass you think has never been guilty of sodomy and they don't react to it strongly, they probably already have HIV/AIDS.
Yeah and it was penis inspection day as well so that day fricking sucked balls.
>You'd better test with a finger and if you put a finger in someone's ass you think has never been guilty of sodomy and they don't react to it strongly, they probably already have HIV/AIDS. >100% peer reviewed science from the literal cancer patient dr. Incelwitz
Sorry I hurt your sodomite feelings, I guess you have a lot to deal with the HIV/AIDS you're carrying
I'm not terminal I've been in remission for well over 10 years now. me having cancer doesn't have anything to do with sodomy but I guess you are grasing at straws
>You'd better test with a finger and if you put a finger in someone's ass you think has never been guilty of sodomy and they don't react to it strongly, they probably already have HIV/AIDS. >100% peer reviewed science from the literal cancer patient dr. Incelwitz
>I don't exaclty know what for, but when I had cancer the doctor put his finger in my ass
>You'd better test with a finger and if you put a finger in someone's ass you think has never been guilty of sodomy and they don't react to it strongly, they probably already have HIV/AIDS. >100% peer reviewed science from the literal cancer patient dr. Incelwitz
obviously 100% is a strong %
but theres a reason that the majority of aids patients in the US are gay males
thats right, <3% of the population is responsible for >50% of AIDS patients
thats why they can't (couldn't? I'm not gonna google it) give blood
also IIRC AIDS transfers most easily through sodomy
Bill in 2013 >And in this world, [caring about people] is good for one thing: getting you killed.
Bill in 2023 >My lover is dying of AIDS, time to commit double suicide
>Gotta fart real bad >Can't do it because crust wall is too thick >Boyfriend douses the wall in his saliva >[4 hours later] >Rust wall eventually caves in from his relentless rimjob >"OH FRICK!" >Blast a hydrogen bomb level fart in his face >His thick beard is burnt clean off from the explosive heat >Third degree burns down his throat >Shoot my pozzed load down it as makeshift burn cream
how does nick offerman still get roles? his standup career is non-existent and his only successful role was on parks and rec. I genuinely don't get how he has a successful acting career.
Devs was fricking awful in its entirety and the only half decent actor was the old white security guy. Only saw season 1 of Fargo so not sure how he is there but being the entire series took a massive dive after the first season it's safe to assume he's shit and doesn't move the needle there either
what is this homosexual movie and why I am happy we don t have this homosexual movie in my balkan country. Fricking US gays man, you guys are all weak ass men allowing tis shit on tv
Bust the crust.
ponder the aroma
crust
>i love your crust baby
What's a crust baby?
Is that how homosexuals have children?
I will always be greatful to Paul Walker for showing an entire generation of straight men how to interact with women
>I'll have the Tuna on white, No Crust!
>Bullshit butthole nobody likes tuna here(/tv)
>yeah well I do
>WASH YO BACK!!!
can homosexuals even frick missionary?
god the thought of it is so vile it's making my coffee seem unappetizing
the thought of two large smelly wieners rubbing against each other mixed with farts and dingleberries grosses you out?
>he has dingleberries
You need to wipe your ass.
You think they’ve got baby wipes and shit in a world where they haven’t even had electricity for like twenty years?
Doesn't he literally flick on the power to a gun store or something?
I bet it does. I bet such thoughts tantalize you aaaaaaalll the time, Rajesh.
Missionary position is reserved for heterosexual married couples in love.
OH FRICK THAT'S CRUSTY
OH YEA IM ABOUT TO CRUST
Crustbros, what's the status?
>be far right
>spend every waking moment thinking about trannies and gay anal sex
many such cases
>you're weird for thinking about things that are wrong and need fixing, and thinking about wanting to fix them
I'm sure all those novella-long explicit posts about shit-covered hairy buttholes you malformed coombrained sexless freaks keep spamming have everything to do, uh, wanting to improve society.
yes
What does the far left think about?
How many black wieners can fit in their white girlfriends.
I'm pretty sure Trump-supporting right wing white boomers have the market cornered on that.
Projection?
Reality
https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2020/08/27/falwell-conservative-cuckold-fantasies/
Yup. Definitely projection.
>Women
Your concession is duly noted.
You already conceded your point when you posted the McMahon texts.
>Heterosexual men who identified as Republican were the most likely to report having had a cuckolding fantasy at some point — and they fantasized about it more often than Democrats.
>using the vince mcmahon hoax as evidence
>also implying vince is a conservative
>t. crust enthusiast
to be fair, i think about straight anal sex a lot as well
>in 2020 you talked about covid a lot
>you must love covid
Wow that was bad. You suck at comparisons.
I mean, yeah, but COVID was an actual global phenomenon. Nobody thinks about shit-covered hairy buttholes other than Indian Discord incels on Cinemaphile.
Why are you here talking about it?
About what?
>be crustphobic
>criticize beautiful sexy manlove
frick off, Cinemaphile supports male sexual relations
No you don't get it! We're just making fun! We're totally not obsessed, okay?!?
>no you can’t make memes making fun of people you don’t like because… YOU JUST CANT OK?!
crazy how crust bursters were a thing back in 2007
Gays aren't normal people so them having sex like normal people is complete fiction as well
does anyone know the homosexual or bdsm doc where some gay gets strapt to a cross and the cameraman leaves the room while he is brutally fisted and then comes back to a floor full of poop
asking for a friend
>41 replies
>25 posters
Why are poojeets like this?
You know that you can just use lube, right? They probably have some sort of plant oil they use.
god imagine the smell. and the crust
>They probably have some sort of plant oil they use.
Coconut oil is easy as frick to make. Even Sout American natives knew how to make it
>Hold on hun we can't frick each other in our hairy buttholes yet I need to go down to my coconut orchard and restock on coconut oil. Once we have a few gallons we'll be sex for a week straight of fricking each other in the ass and shooting loads of cum up each other's butts so we can both get the gay plague, AIDS
>people do moronic or incoherent things for sex
More news at 11, moron
Straight sex
>Pingus goes into the vaginé
Gay sex
>6 hour pre-sex butthole cleansing and stretching session
>Industrial quantities of lube needed
>Drugs to enhance or mask the pain required
>Anal tearing is very common so there will be blood
>Unless you starve yourself for 24 hours before buttsex there will be poopy also
And then let's throw in the monkey pox shenanigans where it turns out the average gay is going to piss orgies on a weekly basis and drinking piss and having sex with dozens of random men per week.
But yeah they're basically the same thing. How could anyone be such a a bigot that they can't see that??
Feels like you're posting this to convince yourself that you shouldn't be gay.
checked coconut oil barron. i bet business is booming from crustoids
Ew, do girls really think this is hot?
>man isn't attracted to what girls are attracted too
Shocker
It doesn't change the fact that if your anus is unprepared it will hurt like shit. I don't exaclty know what for, but when I had cancer the doctor put his finger in my ass before they could start chemotherapy it hurt like shit. That was just one finger. If your shitter is normal, you haven't been into sodomy before, you can't just put a dick up your ass. You'd better test with a finger and if you put a finger in someone's ass you think has never been guilty of sodomy and they don't react to it strongly, they probably already have HIV/AIDS.
lol you let a "doctor" finger your butthole you gay
Yeah and it was penis inspection day as well so that day fricking sucked balls.
Sorry I hurt your sodomite feelings, I guess you have a lot to deal with the HIV/AIDS you're carrying
>Sorry I hurt your sodomite feelings
>says the terminal patient that got diddled
Ayyy lmao
I'm not terminal I've been in remission for well over 10 years now. me having cancer doesn't have anything to do with sodomy but I guess you are grasing at straws
Whatever you say, gay
>You'd better test with a finger and if you put a finger in someone's ass you think has never been guilty of sodomy and they don't react to it strongly, they probably already have HIV/AIDS.
>100% peer reviewed science from the literal cancer patient dr. Incelwitz
>I don't exaclty know what for, but when I had cancer the doctor put his finger in my ass
obviously 100% is a strong %
but theres a reason that the majority of aids patients in the US are gay males
thats right, <3% of the population is responsible for >50% of AIDS patients
thats why they can't (couldn't? I'm not gonna google it) give blood
also IIRC AIDS transfers most easily through sodomy
>board full of virgin incels
>knowing anything about sex
Reminder that they're never shown or implied to have anal sex. This ''meme'' is literally a bunch of scatbrained Discord 'jeets extrapolating.
wtf I love jeets now
Bill in 2013
>And in this world, [caring about people] is good for one thing: getting you killed.
Bill in 2023
>My lover is dying of AIDS, time to commit double suicide
>fat hairy sweaty greasy man butthole penetration
GIVE THIS ALL THE AWARDS... NOW!
>Gotta fart real bad
>Can't do it because crust wall is too thick
>Boyfriend douses the wall in his saliva
>[4 hours later]
>Rust wall eventually caves in from his relentless rimjob
>"OH FRICK!"
>Blast a hydrogen bomb level fart in his face
>His thick beard is burnt clean off from the explosive heat
>Third degree burns down his throat
>Shoot my pozzed load down it as makeshift burn cream
how does nick offerman still get roles? his standup career is non-existent and his only successful role was on parks and rec. I genuinely don't get how he has a successful acting career.
He was great in devs and fargo. You are just mad he is a liberal
Devs was fricking awful in its entirety and the only half decent actor was the old white security guy. Only saw season 1 of Fargo so not sure how he is there but being the entire series took a massive dive after the first season it's safe to assume he's shit and doesn't move the needle there either
I thought the mods banned all crusts posts?
we're catching onto your lifestyle you crust pirate
>we're catching onto your lifestyle you crust pirate
So is it gay if you let the doctor finger your ass briefly?
well, did he break the crust or not?
babe my dick is absolutely shredded from the jagged shards of your crust
two old men with shit on their wieners is unironically high art in burger land.
This thread is gayer than both /lgbt/ and Cinemaphile combined.
Holy frick guys please go outside
>grown ass men larp as homos the thread
ahhhhh this shit and blood on my wiener is getting crusty. hopefully i dont get AIDS this time around.
These threads go to show that gays can't handle bantz for shit and I kek every time.
Keep doing God's work.
>90 posts
>48 posters
you're "bantering" between yourselves, pajeet
Case in point.
Would you lick their crustard?
what is this homosexual movie and why I am happy we don t have this homosexual movie in my balkan country. Fricking US gays man, you guys are all weak ass men allowing tis shit on tv
A Serbian Film