So Alan didn't have straight sex for 18 years and couldn't even remember the last time he did it?
And we think this guy isn't gay because...?
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dude had 2 wives. But, I guess gays will just say they were beards.
Isn't having a beard pretty scummy anyway? Imagine manipulating a woman into marrying you so you have a cover for your various affairs.
>be gay
>nooooo you have to marry a woman and have a sad loveless sexless relationship like everyone else!
>have beard
>nooo how can you do that to some poor woman you have to be gay
Cant win 🙁
Seriously though the standard move is to marry a closet lesbian so you can both fake being straight together, only repressors do the family thing and it never works
Aren’t there a few stories about one of his wives feeling as if Alan never truly loved her? Seems kinda scummy to confirm that
the majority of beards know they are beards especially beards of richer men who outright get paid to beard
alan doesnt have a beard tho
If you have two wives and cannot recall ever fricking ether, they are probably beards.
>And we think this guy isn't gay because...?
Because you're doing fanfic-level thinking, OP
The dude is like 70 years old of course he doesn't remember the last time his peepee worked.
He's pure willpower and made an evil space rock his b***h. He can get an erection, make it a footlong, and have it working nonstop.
Oh yeah having a secret misstress behind his wife back, classic gay behavior. You knows those gays, can't get enough of fricking women.
Alan Scott lost his penis in a fight against Shade hence why he hasnt had sex in decades.
And that's Hal Jordan is the best Green Lantern.
gy people can have kids you dunce
also if i remember right rose was a rapist that got corrected
>have a magic ring that can do literally anything you want
>don’t use it to try to find your new wife or at least her remains
Alan never loved her
Because he loved Molly
Seems shitty to lead her on like that then.
Alan has always been an angry douchebag with the 40s and 90s being the height of it. Johns sanitized the character throughout the 00s to fit with the “wise elder statesman” thing he wanted. Like you can tell Robinson was originally going to there with Alan sharing fault with the Obsidian thing, but Johns had it be out of Alan’s control so he wouldn’t look bad and then when he revisited it in #50 he had it be out of Todd’s control too because he didn’t want him looking bad either.