Would likely still be convicted but at the very least you know ~~*they*~~ wouldn't air the episode lel
2 years ago
Anonymous
they would have aired it for sure, you would have been labeled as a racist on top of being a pedophile. They're looking for entertainment and you would have delivered if you tried this. You dumb frick lmao.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Except saying what the other anon said here
She was telling me about the people of Israel...
She said she had evidence that proved Israel was an illegitimate state and needed to show me right away
Isn't inherently racist just calling out Israel as an illegitimate state which makes ~~*them*~~ seethe
2 years ago
Anonymous
it makes "~~*them*~~" seethe so much it's a talking point of the democrats
you are such a disingenuous shill
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes, Israel really is an illegitimate state and they get away with it every single day.
>show up at house >see Hansen's police escort around the block >Bust in on horse anyway. Call him out and trample him to death! >Shoot all the cops while whooping and shouting yeehaw! >Everyone comes out of their houses and claps
This is what America is like in my mind, you can't take it away from me!
I always worried that I'd become so lonely and desperate that I'd try pick up children on the internet. Then I remembered that I'd quickly realize that any girl who would be willing to meet up, let alone hook up, is obviously some kind of honeytrap.
kek i used to see the occasional stray chicken walking around near the project buildings in brooklyn. puerto ricans love keeping chickens in their section 8 apartments
kek i used to see the occasional stray chicken walking around near the project buildings in brooklyn. puerto ricans love keeping chickens in their section 8 apartments
theres a 110% chance that guys entire apartment (in what is clearly slav land judging from the patterns on every textile) reeks like a chicken coop.
2 years ago
Anonymous
NGL I'm trying to figure out how to keep a donkey in my apartment because in my country there is problem and that problem is transport.
10ish years ago a 13 year old girl once stalked me and tried to sexually harass me. it was on tinychat though. she was from croatia and kept PM'ing me and asking me if I wanted nudes.
I still remember her name and shes incredibly easy to look up. Just looked up her instagram and she turned into one of those slavic instathots
A twelve year old molested me on the bus several years ago. She squeezed my wiener as she walked by and looked at me straight in the eye.
I am a survivor
Unironically what do you do in a situation like this?
Tell her to stop and risk her making a scene?
Let her keep on going and risk having someone else noticing and making a scene?
You yourself get up from your seat and start making a scene?
When I was like 14 my 13 year old cousin would grind her fat ass on my wiener while I played video games. We just thought it felt good and literally had no idea.
That's nothing. When I was 11 me and a couple of my female cousins (all around the same age) would fool around in the basement during family gatherings. It was usually just genital exploration with not much stimulation, but there was one day when I had my fingers up one cousin's vag while the other gave me a handy J. I came. Hard. So hard that I did not even understand how awkward this was going to make family events for years to come, and I certainly never expected what would happen further down the line, with one of those cousins when I went to college near her.
When I was 8 my 17 year old cousin sodomized me while my parents were out and I never told my mom before she died
2 years ago
Anonymous
you are homosexual now?
2 years ago
Anonymous
When I was 12 my 35 year old married English teacher jacked me off under a research table in a locked room of the school library while looking at me in the eyes and whispering that I was a 'very good boy', as she fingered herself with her other hand. She cleaned me up with a bunch of tissues from her purse when I came, and then told me that if I didn't disrupt class any more that she would take me to that room again. I did not disrupt class for the rest of the year, but she never gave me another handjob. Fricking b***h.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That was not very nice of that old man
2 years ago
Anonymous
This instance was most certainly a female teacher, though there was an incident with a male classmate (taking turns dry humping each other in PJs during sleepovers until we came), but I gave myself a pass on this long ago because he was Chinese and kind of looked like a girl. A guy once tried to pull out my dick and suck it when I was passed out too (all ages punk party in a squat). I was 17 and he must have been in his 40s, but I thankfully woke up as he was trying to pull my dick out of my fly, so I shouted as loud as I could, and some skinhead pulled him off of me and beat him unconscious. That was actually terrifying. Dude was twice my size and looked absolutely crazed for young dick. Heard from other crusty teens that it was routine for that dude to do stuff like that, and found out he OD'd on the streets a couple of years later. No one was sad about it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you are homosexual now?
When I was 12 my 35 year old married English teacher jacked me off under a research table in a locked room of the school library while looking at me in the eyes and whispering that I was a 'very good boy', as she fingered herself with her other hand. She cleaned me up with a bunch of tissues from her purse when I came, and then told me that if I didn't disrupt class any more that she would take me to that room again. I did not disrupt class for the rest of the year, but she never gave me another handjob. Fricking b***h.
10ish years ago a 13 year old girl once stalked me and tried to sexually harass me. it was on tinychat though. she was from croatia and kept PM'ing me and asking me if I wanted nudes.
I still remember her name and shes incredibly easy to look up. Just looked up her instagram and she turned into one of those slavic instathots
i never told my mom before she died that my 11 year old mulattoneighbor raped me when i was 7 in the early 2000s multiple times with his fat white female cousin. i haven't been able to be around soft plastics ever since, the smell makes me nauseous, and crash bandicoot also makes me uncomfortable. i also can't bear to be around the morbidly obese pathologically but i think that's more normal
later when i was 11 i had lots of phone sex with a cute 19 year old brown girl over the internet which was kind of cool. she was done with me when i hit my 12th birthday though which really messed me up because i had no friends and i thought i loved her
i've never really been with a woman though, and sadly i'm bisexual instead of straight like a normal person. i also did trap camprostitute stuff in my late teens.
nobody knows any of this stuff. i never wanted my mom to suspect i could be a gay or a broken individual. not that she ever really cared when i got emotional, but i guess admitting to it just felt dirty and wrong. i was never that close to her and now i regret it simply for that, since i never had any really good relationship with anyone, let alone family members
2 years ago
Anonymous
was this the soundtrack to your molestation
2 years ago
Anonymous
I believe this one and feel bad for you man. I hope the rest of your life is much better for you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
the funny thing, if it wasn't for all that i'd have wizard powers in less than 3 years
i appreciate the response, anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>i also can't bear to be around the morbidly obese pathologically but i think that's more normal
if it's any consolation anon his line made me jej heartily
When I was 8 my 17 year old cousin sodomized me while my parents were out and I never told my mom before she died
>be me >be 11 years old >15 year old cousin staying over for a few days >our parents go out for dinner and leave her to babysit me >night falls and she decides it's bath time >tell her I'm old enough to bathe myself but she ignores me >manually washes me despite my protests >asks if I know how to wash myself "down there" >tell her idk what she means >proceeds to lean me back and inspect my penis >begins rolling it between her fingers like a joint, claiming that she's just making sure >go to get out of the tub and slip >she tries to catch me but I knock her over as well, taking us both down >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
Why would I take her to the toilet? I'm not her dad, and she's old enough to go alone.
Although I assume nowadays female bathrooms can be a terrifying experience in certain towns...
A twelve year old molested me on the bus several years ago. She squeezed my wiener as she walked by and looked at me straight in the eye.
I am a survivor
Guys, you have given me the courage to admit that a friend of a friend's 12 year old sister grabbed my junk when I was walking to the bathroom to take a piss at his party. I looked at her and she just giggled then ran down the stairs. I felt so violated that I literally could not move. I was frozen, paralyzed with fear. I never understood what women go through on a daily basis until that moment. #metoo
this
i am a woman and people try to squeeze my meaty wiener and balls daily. it is NOT OK. i cant believe i even need to say this in 2022 but here i am so whatever
Because it's easy to work up normies about this shit even about pre-200 years ago they didn't care; when slave economies were the norm everyone accepted child abuse as a way to condition broken adult slaves, they didn't like it but they don't act like they act now about it and 99% of them are too stupid to accept this even when shown the proof.
It proves intent. No accidental meeting, no "I bought this for myself". If the "young girl" asked for a specific vodka, nuggets, and condoms, and the perp obliged, then it's crystal clear everything in the chat to him was true.
Alone it means nothing but if the perp had some letter in his car where he wrote "I'm only coming here to see if she was safe" then the shopping list refutes that.
>say you want to give her a cream pie and get her to agree to receiving one >go to meet up with her dressed as a clown and as soon as she opens the door hit her in the face with a cream pie >dab on Chris as he comes rushing out red faced and seething with no way to have you charged
we know its entrapment. But the point of the show was to name and shame and have an edgey police arrest after. None of these are legit cases that would be tried in court. America is a such a fricked up Legal system though they'll either be tried and sentenced to life in prison or just a fine either way. I have no idea.
I knew a girl who was 16 and she would aggressively bait me into hitting on her, she'd always pick sad eboi losers often with no job. She's tease them until they sent pics or asked for hers then she'd freak out and report them or simply out them to all their friends. They were all fricking degenerates but most were 18 to 21 and just stupid. I wouldn't care if all those homosexuals went to jail but thats cause they were gays anyway, not cause I thought what she was doing was right. Fortunately she never targeted me except to doxx me. She was kinda funny and it was fun to play games with her, she eventually blocked all of us. I wonder if she's still baiting e boys. She's 20 now so she doesn't have much excuse anymore.
>chat is for 18+ >we were roleplaying >when i entered her home i saw an adult woman and continued to roleplay >there is nothing wrong with 2 consenting adults roleplaying in chat and later meeting up for some sexy time
No sir, i took her to jack nicholsons house, fed her champagne and quaaludes in the jacuzzi and then anally penetrated her until i ejaculated.
Then i left the country and got away with it.
>start watching cart narcs after a Cinemaphile thread >suddenly start getting recommendations for colorado ped patrol
I fail to see how these two channels are in anyway related.
Why did none of these creeps ever just say, "I never once for a moment thought the person on the other end of the conversation was underage and I was completely correct. At no point did I transmit anything inappropriate to an underage person nor travel to meet with an underage person."
>Perverted Justice volunteer says "I'm 13" in the chatlog >pedo types "Haha no I believe you are a law enforcement agent or a deputized civilian working with them. I will be coming to meet with you, the adult male who enjoys pretending to be a 13 year old girl and engaging in sexual conversations with grown men online." in the chatlog
>Perverted Justice volunteer says "I'm 13" in the chatlog >pedo types "Haha no I believe you are a law enforcement agent or a deputized civilian working with them. I will be coming to meet with you, the adult male who enjoys pretending to be a 13 year old girl and engaging in sexual conversations with grown men online." in the chatlog
Checkmate district attorney.
why do people have so much difficulty understanding the decoys tell the contestants they're underage, and from that point, asking them for sex is automatically a crime. it doesn't matter what else you say, because you're now in a position where law enforcement agencies have evidence indicating what you believed at the moment of asking for sex. to contradict this, you need to prove a negative, which is impossible.
But if you literally state "I do not believe you to be an underage person despite your claims" now law enforcement has greater evidence indicating that you did not believe.
because
1. going to the house isn't a crime
2. they aren't aware they've committed a crime
3. even if they are aware that online solicitation of a minor is a crime, they think they can talk their way out of it
4. these types of stings only catch literal morons. actual predators don't bring up sex until they're alone with their targets.
they just don't have to mention that part. then when you try to bring it up, it looks like disingenuous weaseling, because courts are biased to believe whatever the cops say.
furthermore, when you bring up something that was in the chatlog that they, the cops, didn't, you're admitting that was you in the chat, asking to wear a 12 year old's vegana as facemask.
This. Anything a police officer says in a trial is testimony, anything you try to submit is hearsay. This is legally the case. The police officer will be allowed to testify to anything they want to say that you said, while you will not be allowed to submit any parts of the chatlog you feel defend you as they are legal hearsay.
Already tried with the "two words: internet role playing chat room"-defense. Didn't work. The only thing that worked was genericwhitemale declining to finish the cookie. He got off scot free.
>that only worked because perverted justice fricked up the chain of custody and refused to turn over their computer.
That's just what they said to cover up for the real reason to avoid future predators from catching on. Fact of the matter is that genericwhitemale was the finest legal mind who ever set foot on that show. He knew that technically he had committed no crime until he finished eating the ENTIRE cookie. By discarding it and proclaiming that he didn't even want it, he knew they had nothing on him.
Trust me on this, I'm a rape lawyer.
Minors should be charged with rape for having sex with other minors. Minors cannot give consent to sexual activity as they do not have the mental capacity to make responsible informed decisions. Sex without consent is rape. Anyone having sex with a nonconsenting person is a rapist. Rapists should be imprisoned. Change my mind.
I have absolutely no refutation to this logic honestly. Seems like a giant contradiction in our legal system that no one bothers fixing. Why would anyone think it's okay for a minor to rape another minor? I don't know, yet the law seems to just ignore it completely. It's kind of fricked up when you think about it.
half the problems with the US legal system are based in how no one wants to address certain issues. the age of consent is stupidly high because no one wants to get involved with "kids" having sex. rape is a steadily expanding gray area because no one wants to imply maybe the "victim" is either lying or at fault. child pornography was legal in the 70s because no one wanted to talk about what types of pornography should/shouldn't be legal.
you mean when an avoided issue is addressed, people get emotional and overcompensate.
Common law precedent-based legal systems definitely have those problems. The notion that something unspecified is fine until someone is aggrieved and brings it to the court and can set precedence based on the short-sighted circumstances of that case rather than an actual analysis of the issue is a shit show but so is centrally planning these things ahead of time before they come up so what are you going to do? Sometimes I can't tell if it's a blessing or curse I have BPD and barely feel half my emotion and none of this shit makes to too emotional to be rational.
you take effort to remove emotion from law. ya know, the entire reason rule of law exists at all.
or when an avoided issue is addressed, people treat it with disgust and get it over with as fast as possible using existing precedence
you don't want people overthinking nasty issues and trying to set new precedence
2 years ago
Anonymous
what "you" want is for the people responsible for writing laws and establishing precedents to be able to calmly/rationally address any issue.
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah, that was possible when a lot of these precedents were set 50 years ago, not now
i want people to not talk about this shit at all in the modern era, just follow those precedents
2 years ago
Anonymous
>hat was possible when a lot of these precedents were set 50 years ago
50 years ago child pornography was legal because no one wanted to sit down and talk about pornography.
The issue is that the vast majority of people can't actually do that especially when it comes to issues like this. I remember false claims that got a man killed in the city I used to live because frickwit reactionaries getting to emotional to even doubt their female family members long enough to rationally think of the timeline she is claiming. b***h was not even punished for the false claim but her brother/uncle got prison for murder.
Interestingly Canada has obscenity laws (on top of their other restrictions on speech and artistic expression) although they're rarely used. Some guy in Montreal got arrested for distributing obscenity because he was making simu-necro videos. The definition of the law though is any combination of sex and crime, which is basically all media.
Common law precedent-based legal systems definitely have those problems. The notion that something unspecified is fine until someone is aggrieved and brings it to the court and can set precedence based on the short-sighted circumstances of that case rather than an actual analysis of the issue is a shit show but so is centrally planning these things ahead of time before they come up so what are you going to do? Sometimes I can't tell if it's a blessing or curse I have BPD and barely feel half my emotion and none of this shit makes to too emotional to be rational.
>Chads and Staceys and other normies rightfully wind up in the slammer at 15 >because it's a sex crime they get put on a registry for life afterwards >also they get stabbed in prison for being rapists
I have absolutely no refutation to this logic honestly. Seems like a giant contradiction in our legal system that no one bothers fixing. Why would anyone think it's okay for a minor to rape another minor? I don't know, yet the law seems to just ignore it completely. It's kind of fricked up when you think about it.
the logic is that roasties dont see teen boys as potential partners so they dont care about restricting their acces to pussy like they do with adults
>"Hansen, you yella-bellied, snake-tongued, horse rustlin, dog chasin, wife whippin, mare fondlin, black toothed, cattle faced, slow draw, ladies pistol packin, corn cob gobblin, wagon wacked, tarnation gutted, slick palmed, buzzard beaked, cat cryin, sarsparilla slurpin, victrola headed, mulesteed, tallywhacked, sheep shearin, soft sacked, saddle sore, rudderless, bleary eyed, soft spined, tumbleweed, city slobber, red cheeked, chaw soured, tobacco coughin, rooster lovin, egg suckin, leather skinned, sumbitch! I'm tellin ya ya got ten seconds afore I blow ya six new holes to leak from y'hear? I see nothin front of me but a coward, and I don't like me no cowards. That's five seconds already, now, when I'm done with you they's gonna call ya Howlin' Hansen for how yer gonna cry like a baby with six hot slugs in yer gut I tall ya. Now ya got two seconds left, afore things get ugly round here, so you just back off kindly now and hand over the lil girl and nobody gets hurt y'understand? She's under my protection now y'hear? Ain't nobody gonna put their cityslickers hands on my darlin."
>this poor bastard tried to bilk people for new shit with a kickstarter and got outed as a fly by night douchebag running out on his debts
Would've been more hilarious if someone caught him with a little girl, but still pretty funny.
>"Anon, what is this website, "motherless" in your browsing history? Is this some sort of site for young men like yourself needing motherly love and guidance?"
>Been told the law is searching for you down in Texas, kid. Dead or alive, they say. But I see you're still warm. >I ain't no man of the cold, friend. *takes off his coat* I'm a man of my word. And I give you my word, if you don't keep yours and hand over that dicky, you and your friends ain't riding the plains ever again. >I've got them rangers waiting for you outside, Vinny, you're surrounded. Don't try fooling anybody and you might just get out of this alive. >If I don't get that dicky, there ain't no reason to see another sunrise, old man. >Well if that's how it is, cowboy... >That's how it is...
homie I don't have a job hell yeah I did
You see how this looks though?
How what looks? Usually you talk before having sex.
Chris, she had some really interesting things to say.
like what?
She was telling me about the people of Israel...
And you could have kept this conversation online. Did you really have to drive all the way over here for that?
She said she had evidence that proved Israel was an illegitimate state and needed to show me right away
I'm curious. Could you really get away with this?
Would likely still be convicted but at the very least you know ~~*they*~~ wouldn't air the episode lel
they would have aired it for sure, you would have been labeled as a racist on top of being a pedophile. They're looking for entertainment and you would have delivered if you tried this. You dumb frick lmao.
Except saying what the other anon said here
Isn't inherently racist just calling out Israel as an illegitimate state which makes ~~*them*~~ seethe
it makes "~~*them*~~" seethe so much it's a talking point of the democrats
you are such a disingenuous shill
Yes, Israel really is an illegitimate state and they get away with it every single day.
for starters about the irishmen, the anglos, and various native american tribes
She said her *blank* tastes so good.
me my mommy my daddy
''so you thought you were going to be the top and me the bottom baka THINK AGAIN''
Lmao, this one is crazy
why? he looks 13. idiots who say he looks old dont understand he has no wrinkles and a perfect youthful hairline. boys go through puberty too dipshit
Are you dyslexic? He looks 31 years old. 30+1. Thirty-one years of age.
GOOGOO GAGA
>Here's that 13 year old kid I told you about
My mommy, my daddy and my stogies.
ROLE
PLAYING
CHAT
ROOM
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/role-play
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/chat%20room
Close enough.
>Your honor I was role playing a pedophile
>You honor, the dicky tricked me.
I had to head out for gas anyway. It was just a pitstop really
Just making sure she is ok and no sick frick was raping her, Chris
guys who frick teenage girls are sick in the head. I hope they all get the electric chair
she said 18 dude
Agree, they are old hags by that point. dicky is the way to go,
>I didn’t come here looking for no little girl
Did anyone ever use "I wanted to get on TV" as a reason? Might actually be plausible
>you get there and there's just some 13 year old and no film crew
>you get there and there's just some 13 year old and no film crew
WHAT THE SHIT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARENT CHRIS HANSEN AND IM NOT ON DATELINE NBC
>No Chris, I wanted to meet you
IM A WARRIOR CHRIS
see I calls ya Chris Handsome
Goo goo gaa gaa
Waaaahhhh
Waaaahhhhhhh
*burp*
Waaaahhhh
My MOMMY and DADDY
Hansen you son of a b***h
>COME ON OUT, HANSEN. YOU AND ME. LET'S SETTLE THIS.
>Well I didn't want it to come to this but that TEARS IT IF YOU WON'T COME OUT AND SHOW YOUR YELLER BELLY BY GOD I'LL JUST HAVE TO COME IN
Does anyone have the webm of Chris visibly seizing up when he sees him reach into his pocket for what he thinks is a gun?
>How about another joke Chris?
>tries to play it off like he was gonna wipe his nose
kek
>show up at house
>see Hansen's police escort around the block
>Bust in on horse anyway. Call him out and trample him to death!
>Shoot all the cops while whooping and shouting yeehaw!
>Everyone comes out of their houses and claps
This is what America is like in my mind, you can't take it away from me!
I guess... i guess, im afraid..
Ain't nothing funny going on here
>YA FEEL ME?
>yes, we are filming
I always worried that I'd become so lonely and desperate that I'd try pick up children on the internet. Then I remembered that I'd quickly realize that any girl who would be willing to meet up, let alone hook up, is obviously some kind of honeytrap.
Is your ever get that bad just shave and shower and head to your local watering hole you gotta get some of that Saturday night beaver
Should I just "be myself" too?
No just lower your standards by a lot.
Anyone got pics of that cowboy dude? Always makes me kek
Vincent Ambrosio. Sometimes when I feel like my life sucks, I rewatch the Vincent video just to realize how good of a grip I’ve got.
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so good
I just got off watching some western kino and I am dying laughing from this shit
Far and away the funniest predator ever. Still makes me howl with laughter
,
It's incredible, it's cosmic fricking irony
kek, based from beginning to end
kek i used to see the occasional stray chicken walking around near the project buildings in brooklyn. puerto ricans love keeping chickens in their section 8 apartments
theres a 110% chance that guys entire apartment (in what is clearly slav land judging from the patterns on every textile) reeks like a chicken coop.
NGL I'm trying to figure out how to keep a donkey in my apartment because in my country there is problem and that problem is transport.
THROW THE israelite DOWN THE WELL
life imitates art
What a guy
>it was actually his yearbook quote
Well that just made my 4th of July weekend
Honestly none of the others even come close.
>this fat blob honestly believed he was score some 12 year old pussy
Come on, bro.
Someone make
>The Assassination of Vincent Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen
No. I drove to see her soles.
Not just to talk, no.
10ish years ago a 13 year old girl once stalked me and tried to sexually harass me. it was on tinychat though. she was from croatia and kept PM'ing me and asking me if I wanted nudes.
I still remember her name and shes incredibly easy to look up. Just looked up her instagram and she turned into one of those slavic instathots
very brave of you to come out and say this. I'm proud of you anon.
A twelve year old molested me on the bus several years ago. She squeezed my wiener as she walked by and looked at me straight in the eye.
I am a survivor
How do we stop the e-girl menace. Thousands of innocent men are molested every day by e-girl sexual deviants
You should be in prison
But he's a victim of a succubus.
Unironically what do you do in a situation like this?
Tell her to stop and risk her making a scene?
Let her keep on going and risk having someone else noticing and making a scene?
You yourself get up from your seat and start making a scene?
When I was like 14 my 13 year old cousin would grind her fat ass on my wiener while I played video games. We just thought it felt good and literally had no idea.
That's nothing. When I was 11 me and a couple of my female cousins (all around the same age) would fool around in the basement during family gatherings. It was usually just genital exploration with not much stimulation, but there was one day when I had my fingers up one cousin's vag while the other gave me a handy J. I came. Hard. So hard that I did not even understand how awkward this was going to make family events for years to come, and I certainly never expected what would happen further down the line, with one of those cousins when I went to college near her.
When I was 8 my 17 year old cousin sodomized me while my parents were out and I never told my mom before she died
you are homosexual now?
When I was 12 my 35 year old married English teacher jacked me off under a research table in a locked room of the school library while looking at me in the eyes and whispering that I was a 'very good boy', as she fingered herself with her other hand. She cleaned me up with a bunch of tissues from her purse when I came, and then told me that if I didn't disrupt class any more that she would take me to that room again. I did not disrupt class for the rest of the year, but she never gave me another handjob. Fricking b***h.
That was not very nice of that old man
This instance was most certainly a female teacher, though there was an incident with a male classmate (taking turns dry humping each other in PJs during sleepovers until we came), but I gave myself a pass on this long ago because he was Chinese and kind of looked like a girl. A guy once tried to pull out my dick and suck it when I was passed out too (all ages punk party in a squat). I was 17 and he must have been in his 40s, but I thankfully woke up as he was trying to pull my dick out of my fly, so I shouted as loud as I could, and some skinhead pulled him off of me and beat him unconscious. That was actually terrifying. Dude was twice my size and looked absolutely crazed for young dick. Heard from other crusty teens that it was routine for that dude to do stuff like that, and found out he OD'd on the streets a couple of years later. No one was sad about it.
i never told my mom before she died that my 11 year old mulattoneighbor raped me when i was 7 in the early 2000s multiple times with his fat white female cousin. i haven't been able to be around soft plastics ever since, the smell makes me nauseous, and crash bandicoot also makes me uncomfortable. i also can't bear to be around the morbidly obese pathologically but i think that's more normal
later when i was 11 i had lots of phone sex with a cute 19 year old brown girl over the internet which was kind of cool. she was done with me when i hit my 12th birthday though which really messed me up because i had no friends and i thought i loved her
i've never really been with a woman though, and sadly i'm bisexual instead of straight like a normal person. i also did trap camprostitute stuff in my late teens.
nobody knows any of this stuff. i never wanted my mom to suspect i could be a gay or a broken individual. not that she ever really cared when i got emotional, but i guess admitting to it just felt dirty and wrong. i was never that close to her and now i regret it simply for that, since i never had any really good relationship with anyone, let alone family members
was this the soundtrack to your molestation
I believe this one and feel bad for you man. I hope the rest of your life is much better for you.
the funny thing, if it wasn't for all that i'd have wizard powers in less than 3 years
i appreciate the response, anon.
>i also can't bear to be around the morbidly obese pathologically but i think that's more normal
if it's any consolation anon his line made me jej heartily
>be me
>be 11 years old
>15 year old cousin staying over for a few days
>our parents go out for dinner and leave her to babysit me
>night falls and she decides it's bath time
>tell her I'm old enough to bathe myself but she ignores me
>manually washes me despite my protests
>asks if I know how to wash myself "down there"
>tell her idk what she means
>proceeds to lean me back and inspect my penis
>begins rolling it between her fingers like a joint, claiming that she's just making sure
>go to get out of the tub and slip
>she tries to catch me but I knock her over as well, taking us both down
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
You got me you Black person.
motherfricker
It has been years since I saw a Dinosaur ending
>14
Are you mentally moronic by any chance?
If hentai games taught me anything - it's you let her do it and then drag her to a nearest public toilet.
Why would I take her to the toilet? I'm not her dad, and she's old enough to go alone.
Although I assume nowadays female bathrooms can be a terrifying experience in certain towns...
Guys, you have given me the courage to admit that a friend of a friend's 12 year old sister grabbed my junk when I was walking to the bathroom to take a piss at his party. I looked at her and she just giggled then ran down the stairs. I felt so violated that I literally could not move. I was frozen, paralyzed with fear. I never understood what women go through on a daily basis until that moment. #metoo
That must have been so much more tough to type than it was for me to read. You are so strong - keep speaking your truth!
this
i am a woman and people try to squeeze my meaty wiener and balls daily. it is NOT OK. i cant believe i even need to say this in 2022 but here i am so whatever
Give her @
message her
see if she remembers you
you may get a free slavbawd frick session
Why did Jim Henson hate pedos so much?
Because it's easy to work up normies about this shit even about pre-200 years ago they didn't care; when slave economies were the norm everyone accepted child abuse as a way to condition broken adult slaves, they didn't like it but they don't act like they act now about it and 99% of them are too stupid to accept this even when shown the proof.
What? Some dude paid me 100 bucks to stop at this house. I have no idea whats going on here, I'm just strapped for cash.
YOOOO I REMEMBER YOU ON OPIE AND ANTHONY
lol no I wanted to frick her
Have a seat
Chris... I can explain...
>when the decoy is older than you
>the rabbi uncut
unlikely.
What was up with their weird requests? Like bring me 15 mcnuggets and a box of condoms.
It proves intent. No accidental meeting, no "I bought this for myself". If the "young girl" asked for a specific vodka, nuggets, and condoms, and the perp obliged, then it's crystal clear everything in the chat to him was true.
Alone it means nothing but if the perp had some letter in his car where he wrote "I'm only coming here to see if she was safe" then the shopping list refutes that.
they wouldn't invite you to the sting house until you actually said something sexual
>say you want to give her a cream pie and get her to agree to receiving one
>go to meet up with her dressed as a clown and as soon as she opens the door hit her in the face with a cream pie
>dab on Chris as he comes rushing out red faced and seething with no way to have you charged
Could hit you with an assault charge
Not if they asked for and agreed to it.
>12 year old girl
They'd just ask you what a cream pie is
Entrapment. Periodt
Also every single one of these, its the girl that asked for sex and pushed it and even said they have done it before.
>NOOOOOOO THEY AGREED TO HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN IN THE WRONG WAY SO YOU CAN'T PERSECUTE THEM
Stop being glib. I can live in a society with pedophiles, but I can't live in a society without just laws.
we know its entrapment. But the point of the show was to name and shame and have an edgey police arrest after. None of these are legit cases that would be tried in court. America is a such a fricked up Legal system though they'll either be tried and sentenced to life in prison or just a fine either way. I have no idea.
its only entrapment if going to the house is a crime. it isn't. not sure why this trips people up constantly.
I knew a girl who was 16 and she would aggressively bait me into hitting on her, she'd always pick sad eboi losers often with no job. She's tease them until they sent pics or asked for hers then she'd freak out and report them or simply out them to all their friends. They were all fricking degenerates but most were 18 to 21 and just stupid. I wouldn't care if all those homosexuals went to jail but thats cause they were gays anyway, not cause I thought what she was doing was right. Fortunately she never targeted me except to doxx me. She was kinda funny and it was fun to play games with her, she eventually blocked all of us. I wonder if she's still baiting e boys. She's 20 now so she doesn't have much excuse anymore.
What was her @? This sounds exactly like an egirl i know
Anon, this is 90% of egirls who are active on social media and were molested when they were younger.
You are dumb.
No I drove 2 and a half hours for a chance to meet you Chris! I'm your biggest fan!
I MUST go shopping
bros i'm cute though and built good
do i have a chance with girls?
>chat is for 18+
>we were roleplaying
>when i entered her home i saw an adult woman and continued to roleplay
>there is nothing wrong with 2 consenting adults roleplaying in chat and later meeting up for some sexy time
Eat shit, Chris.
Chris Hansen if he real
exactly 0 of those people saw jail time
What do they have on them? That they agreed to meet up with a consenting adult?
This isn't true
it is
No it isn't. troony
No sir, i took her to jack nicholsons house, fed her champagne and quaaludes in the jacuzzi and then anally penetrated her until i ejaculated.
Then i left the country and got away with it.
"israeli privelige doesn't exist, chud"
The gay pedo rabbi one is the best episode. The moment he lunges to choke Hansen is pure thriller kino.
Chris is so based
They had the balls to make a move, instead of being an incel like you lmaooo
A lady tried to blank my blank when it was a few months until I was 16. #metoo
I think you misread the chat, I drove 2 and a half hours to have sex with a 3 year old
Chris Hansen's patronising demeanour really grates on you
For me it's the guy who had tape in his trunk, you know he was here for a good time
most people have tape in their trunk.
I've got junk in my trunk
Tell me you guys watch the next gen of this shit on The 'Tube. There's a bear infinite amount of content these days.
nah, I only watch videos of people dying in cave diving accidents
>people dying in cave diving accidents
recommend any kinos?
Plura Cave is always a good one
>start watching cart narcs after a Cinemaphile thread
>suddenly start getting recommendations for colorado ped patrol
I fail to see how these two channels are in anyway related.
Nah she’s 16 so it’s all good
>eurocels pretending they're chad enough to pull the lowest age of consent
teenage girls seek out 20-30 year old men all the time and the men engage because it's not frowned upon
source: gf 16 me 22 :^))
It’s literally easier than getting women your age tf you’re on about?
this guy gets it
i can't even imagine the type of guy who could tolerate a teenage girl's presence for more than 20 minutes
>no i came here to meet the man setting this scam up because i knew it was a scam
so easy
yes
people do that
talk
me and a friend of mine occasionally drive an hour and a half to another city because it's got this really great hot dog place..
Why did none of these creeps ever just say, "I never once for a moment thought the person on the other end of the conversation was underage and I was completely correct. At no point did I transmit anything inappropriate to an underage person nor travel to meet with an underage person."
Instead they sit there incriminating themselves.
these are the lowest of the lowest people, look at them, this program was basically built on humiliating morons
the chat logs always include the bait claiming to be underage. only when the guy persists after getting that information do they set up a meeting.
>Perverted Justice volunteer says "I'm 13" in the chatlog
>pedo types "Haha no I believe you are a law enforcement agent or a deputized civilian working with them. I will be coming to meet with you, the adult male who enjoys pretending to be a 13 year old girl and engaging in sexual conversations with grown men online." in the chatlog
Checkmate district attorney.
Yeah but you'd ruin your chance with an actual genuine vulnerable 12 year old kid
why do people have so much difficulty understanding the decoys tell the contestants they're underage, and from that point, asking them for sex is automatically a crime. it doesn't matter what else you say, because you're now in a position where law enforcement agencies have evidence indicating what you believed at the moment of asking for sex. to contradict this, you need to prove a negative, which is impossible.
that's why these statutes are fricked up.
But if you literally state "I do not believe you to be an underage person despite your claims" now law enforcement has greater evidence indicating that you did not believe.
that's just a hypothetical that no one would ever do
pedos wouldn't say that and normies would disconnect when the decoy said they were underage
I genuinely think this show is made up. I can't imagine people are going to walk into entrapment like that no matter how horny they are.
because
1. going to the house isn't a crime
2. they aren't aware they've committed a crime
3. even if they are aware that online solicitation of a minor is a crime, they think they can talk their way out of it
4. these types of stings only catch literal morons. actual predators don't bring up sex until they're alone with their targets.
they just don't have to mention that part. then when you try to bring it up, it looks like disingenuous weaseling, because courts are biased to believe whatever the cops say.
furthermore, when you bring up something that was in the chatlog that they, the cops, didn't, you're admitting that was you in the chat, asking to wear a 12 year old's vegana as facemask.
This. Anything a police officer says in a trial is testimony, anything you try to submit is hearsay. This is legally the case. The police officer will be allowed to testify to anything they want to say that you said, while you will not be allowed to submit any parts of the chatlog you feel defend you as they are legal hearsay.
we dont believe in victimless crimes here
Already tried with the "two words: internet role playing chat room"-defense. Didn't work. The only thing that worked was genericwhitemale declining to finish the cookie. He got off scot free.
that only worked because perverted justice fricked up the chain of custody and refused to turn over their computer.
all the first season guys "got away with it" because hansen didn't know there were actual crimes he could get people charged with.
>that only worked because perverted justice fricked up the chain of custody and refused to turn over their computer.
That's just what they said to cover up for the real reason to avoid future predators from catching on. Fact of the matter is that genericwhitemale was the finest legal mind who ever set foot on that show. He knew that technically he had committed no crime until he finished eating the ENTIRE cookie. By discarding it and proclaiming that he didn't even want it, he knew they had nothing on him.
Trust me on this, I'm a rape lawyer.
you're not funny bruh
rude
You want some of this pizza? It has extra cheese.
SHE WAS 17 YOU SICK FRICK
Remember the USS Liberty.
>mayorka
what a fricked up name, does it come from Mallorca? call it like it is damm it, I hate when surnames get corrupted by mistranslations
>Sir do you realize she's a 17 year old child while you are an 18 year old grown man
>don't you feel ashamed of yourself?
Minors should be charged with rape for having sex with other minors. Minors cannot give consent to sexual activity as they do not have the mental capacity to make responsible informed decisions. Sex without consent is rape. Anyone having sex with a nonconsenting person is a rapist. Rapists should be imprisoned. Change my mind.
no you see, a single 30 year old penis is more damaging to a teen girl than a hundred of 14 year old penises
I have absolutely no refutation to this logic honestly. Seems like a giant contradiction in our legal system that no one bothers fixing. Why would anyone think it's okay for a minor to rape another minor? I don't know, yet the law seems to just ignore it completely. It's kind of fricked up when you think about it.
half the problems with the US legal system are based in how no one wants to address certain issues. the age of consent is stupidly high because no one wants to get involved with "kids" having sex. rape is a steadily expanding gray area because no one wants to imply maybe the "victim" is either lying or at fault. child pornography was legal in the 70s because no one wanted to talk about what types of pornography should/shouldn't be legal.
talking about these issues only makes the end result worse
you DON'T want a new official ruling on obscenity for example
you mean when an avoided issue is addressed, people get emotional and overcompensate.
you take effort to remove emotion from law. ya know, the entire reason rule of law exists at all.
or when an avoided issue is addressed, people treat it with disgust and get it over with as fast as possible using existing precedence
you don't want people overthinking nasty issues and trying to set new precedence
what "you" want is for the people responsible for writing laws and establishing precedents to be able to calmly/rationally address any issue.
yeah, that was possible when a lot of these precedents were set 50 years ago, not now
i want people to not talk about this shit at all in the modern era, just follow those precedents
>hat was possible when a lot of these precedents were set 50 years ago
50 years ago child pornography was legal because no one wanted to sit down and talk about pornography.
The issue is that the vast majority of people can't actually do that especially when it comes to issues like this. I remember false claims that got a man killed in the city I used to live because frickwit reactionaries getting to emotional to even doubt their female family members long enough to rationally think of the timeline she is claiming. b***h was not even punished for the false claim but her brother/uncle got prison for murder.
Interestingly Canada has obscenity laws (on top of their other restrictions on speech and artistic expression) although they're rarely used. Some guy in Montreal got arrested for distributing obscenity because he was making simu-necro videos. The definition of the law though is any combination of sex and crime, which is basically all media.
Common law precedent-based legal systems definitely have those problems. The notion that something unspecified is fine until someone is aggrieved and brings it to the court and can set precedence based on the short-sighted circumstances of that case rather than an actual analysis of the issue is a shit show but so is centrally planning these things ahead of time before they come up so what are you going to do? Sometimes I can't tell if it's a blessing or curse I have BPD and barely feel half my emotion and none of this shit makes to too emotional to be rational.
>Chads and Staceys and other normies rightfully wind up in the slammer at 15
>because it's a sex crime they get put on a registry for life afterwards
>also they get stabbed in prison for being rapists
B A S E D
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the logic is that roasties dont see teen boys as potential partners so they dont care about restricting their acces to pussy like they do with adults
Imagine driving 2 and a half hours in todays gas prices just to frick a 13 year old girl, surely it can't be worth it
Where long ago I heard a song
About a Texas cowboy and a girl
And a little place called Rosa's
Where he used to go and watch this beauty whirl
>"Hansen, you yella-bellied, snake-tongued, horse rustlin, dog chasin, wife whippin, mare fondlin, black toothed, cattle faced, slow draw, ladies pistol packin, corn cob gobblin, wagon wacked, tarnation gutted, slick palmed, buzzard beaked, cat cryin, sarsparilla slurpin, victrola headed, mulesteed, tallywhacked, sheep shearin, soft sacked, saddle sore, rudderless, bleary eyed, soft spined, tumbleweed, city slobber, red cheeked, chaw soured, tobacco coughin, rooster lovin, egg suckin, leather skinned, sumbitch! I'm tellin ya ya got ten seconds afore I blow ya six new holes to leak from y'hear? I see nothin front of me but a coward, and I don't like me no cowards. That's five seconds already, now, when I'm done with you they's gonna call ya Howlin' Hansen for how yer gonna cry like a baby with six hot slugs in yer gut I tall ya. Now ya got two seconds left, afore things get ugly round here, so you just back off kindly now and hand over the lil girl and nobody gets hurt y'understand? She's under my protection now y'hear? Ain't nobody gonna put their cityslickers hands on my darlin."
Lmao Cinemaphile taking this guy's side was 100% assumed but this manifestation of it is hilarious
Just watched this one and man it's not even funny just depressing. No matter how low you are at least you're never going to be that low lol.
>this poor bastard tried to bilk people for new shit with a kickstarter and got outed as a fly by night douchebag running out on his debts
Would've been more hilarious if someone caught him with a little girl, but still pretty funny.
*keeps silent until I'm given chance to call my lawyer*
Anyone got the youtube vid where it's edited to seem like the trailer for a western?
well how long did you drive just to talk to me you homosexual
>Your search tags unironically include:
>shota
>humiliation
>impregnation
Care to explain, mr anon?
>"Anon, what is this website, "motherless" in your browsing history? Is this some sort of site for young men like yourself needing motherly love and guidance?"
>Been told the law is searching for you down in Texas, kid. Dead or alive, they say. But I see you're still warm.
>I ain't no man of the cold, friend. *takes off his coat* I'm a man of my word. And I give you my word, if you don't keep yours and hand over that dicky, you and your friends ain't riding the plains ever again.
>I've got them rangers waiting for you outside, Vinny, you're surrounded. Don't try fooling anybody and you might just get out of this alive.
>If I don't get that dicky, there ain't no reason to see another sunrise, old man.
>Well if that's how it is, cowboy...
>That's how it is...
My cousin made out with me once when I was around 10 and she was 16