So are we all just going to forget that joke where he cums uncontrollably to the Olsen Twins movies? What was up with that?
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So are we all just going to forget that joke where he cums uncontrollably to the Olsen Twins movies?
>OP doesn't want to frick the Olsen Twins
Plinkett is straight unlike you
Plinkett is a character
Mike says niggo in one of the Star Trek reviews
with the hard o???
He says something
>Alright my nigs
Mike use to be way more funny. He was always a preachy liberal who complained about white people, but he was way more comedic
RedLetterMedia are a bunch of manipulative buttholes. Half the criticisms of the prequels and George Lucas are blatant lies.
Ironically what you just said is a blatant lie
Watch the Phantom Menace behind the scene documentary. You see the George Lucas clips are taken out of context to lie and paint a false narrative.
Such as?
>George Lucas stole credit for Empire Strikes Back
In reality he was the director and asked Lawrence for help finishing the film. Despite that he gave them credit as a director.
Another blatant falsehood. Irvin Kershner directed Empire.
Lucas wasn't the director. How come prequelgays know nothing about Star Wars?
>RedLetterMedia are a bunch of manipulative buttholes. Half the criticisms of the prequels and George Lucas are blatant lies.
Name a single example.
>George Lucas panicked after the first screening of Phantom Menace
Context:
They were watching the pod racing scene and were worried it was too hard to follow. So they edited the scene to make it less chaotic.
>JarJar was the key to prequel trilogy and had his scenes drastically reduced
Context:
His CGI was experimental and if it looked too unrealistic then future CGI characters would also look unrealistic
>George Lucas was an ego maniac that took zero advice from anyone
In the documentary he listens to his crew and makes constant changes
>Star Wars wasn't George Lucas's idea and was instead a group effort
George Lucas did majority of the work and had almost no outside input in the original trilogy
That's a few I can think of
>They were watching the pod racing scene and were worried it was too hard to follow. So they edited the scene to make it less chaotic.
You're the one lying. They were worried the entire third act of the film was too hard to follow.
>His CGI was experimental and if it looked too unrealistic then future CGI characters would also look unrealistic
Lying again. He literally completes the sentence with "because he's a funnier character than we've ever had before in the movies," so obviously he wasn't talking solely about CGI.
>George Lucas was an ego maniac that took zero advice from anyone
Plinkett never said that, he said people seemed nervous around him and didn't question Lucas on things. He also followed it up with "But I can't know for sure, I wasn't there." And he never commented on whether or not Lucas did take advice when it was provided, just that people seemed apprehensive about providing it.
>George Lucas did majority of the work and had almost no outside input in the original trilogy
Another lie. The edit of the original film that he oversaw is on the internet and is unwatchable trash. It's hilarious how you simultaneously said he was open to his crew and made changes they suggested and also he did everything himself and deserves all the credit. You can't go two sentences without contradicting yourself.
Watch the Phantom Menace documentary and see the clips in context:
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Also watch the behind the scenes for Empire Strikes Back and see how much work George put into the film:
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>Also watch the behind the scenes for Empire Strikes Back and see how much work George put into the film
I've seen it and George isn't in it at all. Stop. Lying.
His first wife is the only reason the First Star Wars is good. She managed to make an enjoyable edit. Thats why they use to say it was "Saved in Editing" because the first cut was dogshit
Lucas was an ego maniac that took zero advice from anyone
>George Lucas did majority of the work and had almost no outside input
Idiot prequelgay can't help but contradict himself
Lying prequelgay.
Ya mudda is a blatant lie.
>half
You're right, it's actually none
Prequelgays are lying pieces of shit.
I didn't forget about it, I laugh uncontrollably every time I watch it and giggle whenever I think about it
For me it's the filler scene
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Ummmm, what about the part when he LITERALLY kidnaps women and keeps them in his basement (and probably r*pes them) I mean, like, Yikes, that didn't age well AT ALL :skull: :crying:
It was a different time
Imagine still caring what these homosexuals have to say about star wars when they praised The Force Awakens
>imagine listening to what other people have to say after you've discovered that you don't 100% agree with them on absolutely everything
What a moronic sentiment. Oh and Mike loved TFA, but Rich didn't much care for it and Jay was mixed.
It was an objectively terribly.written story and only the same.people the make fun of in nerd crew would like it
The Force Awakens is like a C teir movie and it's still a masterpiece compared to the prequels.
over the years i've come to realize that mike, despite being the funniest and most charismatic, is definitely the dumbest of the three, i guess it comes with being hot
aidmoby might be dumber still though
Any of them are much smarter than you are.
i'm not a fat alcoholic, so no
As if either of those things have anything to do with intelligence. Another indicator that you're not terribly bright.
yeah i'm sure the telltale signs of a great intellect is being an overweight addict
instead of coping maybe hit the treadmill and stop drinking
>yeah i'm sure the telltale signs of a great intellect is being an overweight addict
Yes, actually. Intelligence, insight and creativity are massive burdens and people who have them often resort to vices in order to deal with the pain that comes along with them. But you wouldn't know anything about that of course.
you're fat
Excess weight can be lost. You can't get any smarter.
>Excess weight can be lost.
lol nice cope, is that why you're fat?
I'd ask you how you cope with being dumb but I guess you don't have much of a choice.
Plinkett Reviews Tier Ranking:
>Star Wars Phantom Menace
P O W E R G A P
>All Star Trek Reviews
>Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
P O W E R G A P
>Star Wars Attack of the Clones
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>Indy Reviews + Miscellaneous Reviews like Titanic or that kids movie
Objectively wrong. Baby's Day Out and Cop Dog some of the best reviews he ever did.
>posting the edit
when did he do that?
Temple Of Doom is so great.
>when did he do that?
Here:
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Forgot to mention that this link is timestamped. Just watch and "that" scene will start playing.
>every single thread that references RLM or Plinkett attracts a bunch of asspained prequel defenders kvetching over the reviews a literal decade plus after they came out
Feels good to keep winning
>prequelgays have never managed to refute a single one of Mike's criticisms
>instead they just make fools of themselves and prove how little they know about Star Wars
Feels good man
Original Trilogy gays like me are always winning. But then again, we have to sit here and tell everyone else there hasnt been a good star wars in 40 years
good morning sirs
That was funny. What's your excuse?
He needs to do a Plinkett review of the entire Sequel Trilogy
He soent 1 hour of his TFA review on some nonsense ring theory about the prequels again. Half the criticism of the prequels could have been levied at TFA but he didnt even bother trying