molten rock is still rock...its much much denser than water. The increasing heat would have likely set him on fire before splatting into the equivalent of growling pavement
It's not lava as we know it, it's "the fires of Mount Doom", literal black magic forge fire. As ringbearer in that moment, the fires tried their best to keep him alive.
>loincloth flipping around >clearly has no dick or balls
So was gollum trans? Or did it get cut off during orc torture? Or did he eat it during his early sigma ring grindset days before he got good at catching fish?
The loincloth has two parts, an outer flap that moves around, and a tight underwear-style part underneath. You never see Gollum's bare bathing suit area.
Why does Sauron want a ring that makes him invisible anyway? I mean, that can be pretty powerful, but can you rule existence (in the way he wants) because you are invisible?
I thought the ring enhanced your natural aspects. Like, hobbits are good at stealth and hiding, so it turns a hobbit invisible. So for others it would enhance other properties like strength, intellect, ability to seduce, etc.
You can do just about whatever you want with it. It contains the vast majority of the power of an extremely powerful Maiar, plus whatever benefits the other rings had to confer, PLUS control over the other (non elven) rings. You could literally reshape reality to your will and command the Nazgûl. Stupid hobbits just never tried anything but turning invisible.
Sauron wants his ring back because he literally used most of his lifeforce into forging it. It's the reason why he was just a measly 'eye' on top of a tower and cannot take any other form. also it doesn't make the wearer 'invisible'. it transports him into a parallel wraith dimension hence why the ringwraiths can still see Frodo in weathertop.
You know, Gollum was a Turk and proud of it. When he finally put his filthy turkish hands on The Ring, he got shocked by the terrible thruth, he was in fact GREEK. His mother was a turkish prostitute who got laid with many greeks she could..
On the sheer sight of this discovery Gollum did the unexpectable, after all he was not a Turk but a Greek, frick man he couldn't cope with this and killed himself in the lava. While drowning in it and holding The Ring he saw one last thing, Frodo laughing sterically at him..Gollum then realizes in his final seconds that it was all a israeli trick.
hackson strikes again. that's molten rock, he wouldn't've sunk but floated on top.
he would have exploded into red mist on contact
the ring was protecting him
/hackson
it's a magical volcano with magical lava
science doesnt apply
magic gravity supersedes this, he should have exploded
he would have caught fire while falling and then splatter like a ziploc bag full of spaghetti-os
molten rock is still rock...its much much denser than water. The increasing heat would have likely set him on fire before splatting into the equivalent of growling pavement
I mean, its magic lava.
Hobbits have lead bones
lead melts real easy tho
he lost the will to live
he was incinerated
evil fire isnt hot, rings of power showed this you idiots.
a different continuity is not an answer
i didn't watch that gay shit
he melted
It's not lava as we know it, it's "the fires of Mount Doom", literal black magic forge fire. As ringbearer in that moment, the fires tried their best to keep him alive.
>loincloth flipping around
>clearly has no dick or balls
So was gollum trans? Or did it get cut off during orc torture? Or did he eat it during his early sigma ring grindset days before he got good at catching fish?
In the canon it rot from his body several hundred years before the films setting
How does he pee then? Checkmate libtatds
In the canon is just dribbles out without him noticing
The loincloth has two parts, an outer flap that moves around, and a tight underwear-style part underneath. You never see Gollum's bare bathing suit area.
Little known fact that the genitalia of each sex is reversed in middle earth.
The male penis female nopenis did not arise until the fifth age
Does he look trans?
Godammit
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
ok gays are funny sometimes
I watched this on loop probably 20 times before I even processed what I was looking at
What the frick even is happening
it's ballum leading the way for friedo and stan
I wonder what a blowjob from Gollum would feel like?
Gollum spits, Smeagol swallows
That sounds about right.
>good smeagle always helps!
Toothless bites
?t=53
So slimy yet satisfying?
You can drink lava once.
He actually died of old age
Why does Sauron want a ring that makes him invisible anyway? I mean, that can be pretty powerful, but can you rule existence (in the way he wants) because you are invisible?
sauron can do more with it
Like tax policies?
Like what?
turn lead into gold
turn horses into gold
turn water to wine
turn wine into gold
etc.
So transmutation? Seems kinda lame that the devil is just seeking the power to transmutate.
he can turn sneed into chuck with it. name something more powerful than that
A ring that can turn Chuck into Sneed.
judging from the Hollow Man threads on this board, invisibility lets you do whatever you want with no risk or consequences
I thought the ring enhanced your natural aspects. Like, hobbits are good at stealth and hiding, so it turns a hobbit invisible. So for others it would enhance other properties like strength, intellect, ability to seduce, etc.
>ability to seduce
Imagine getting Smaug to give you a blowjob.
You can do just about whatever you want with it. It contains the vast majority of the power of an extremely powerful Maiar, plus whatever benefits the other rings had to confer, PLUS control over the other (non elven) rings. You could literally reshape reality to your will and command the Nazgûl. Stupid hobbits just never tried anything but turning invisible.
no way its that powerful.
It is though. You could even make your waifu real (but not sentient) Eru alone holds that power
You can even make Gollum give you a blowjob.
Blowjob's, anal, DP, docking, you name it!
Sauron wants his ring back because he literally used most of his lifeforce into forging it. It's the reason why he was just a measly 'eye' on top of a tower and cannot take any other form. also it doesn't make the wearer 'invisible'. it transports him into a parallel wraith dimension hence why the ringwraiths can still see Frodo in weathertop.
Wouldnt make him invisible, it would make him incredibly powerful
It’s a wiener ring.
He couldn’t stay hard without it. He is very old.
Image never being able to have sex.
Oh right, Cinemaphile
dont let this distract you from the fact that Frodo failed his mission
100% first degree burns, died from the shock
the thing that’ll really bake your noodle is he would’ve survived if he’d just put the ring on before hitting the lava
he bounced on the surface for awhile
He died from the fact no eagles came to save him.
If this happened in Amazon's ROP, Gollum will survive that, climbs his way up then have an acrobatic sword fight with Frodo.
Smeagol died from heat-induced organ failure. He literally cooked to death in lava.
Who cares
Gollum was the real hero of the story. Without him, they would have never made it to Mordor.
The real hero is goodness
ROP(e) still flop
thanks for spoiling the movie, butthole
Why didn't the eagles save him?
Mercy kill
gandalf brought with him 3 eagles though. one for each
In RoP is the earth flat still?
Reminder that it was Illuvatar himself who pushed Golum into lava
You know, Gollum was a Turk and proud of it. When he finally put his filthy turkish hands on The Ring, he got shocked by the terrible thruth, he was in fact GREEK. His mother was a turkish prostitute who got laid with many greeks she could..
On the sheer sight of this discovery Gollum did the unexpectable, after all he was not a Turk but a Greek, frick man he couldn't cope with this and killed himself in the lava. While drowning in it and holding The Ring he saw one last thing, Frodo laughing sterically at him..Gollum then realizes in his final seconds that it was all a israeli trick.
>Gondor calls for economic aid!
He got super powers and became Fire Gollum