So did gollum die from the fall or did he drown?

So did gollum die from the fall or did he drown?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hackson strikes again. that's molten rock, he wouldn't've sunk but floated on top.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he would have exploded into red mist on contact

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he would have caught fire while falling and then splatter like a ziploc bag full of spaghetti-os

        the ring was protecting him

        /hackson

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was incinerated

        he would have caught fire while falling and then splatter like a ziploc bag full of spaghetti-os

        it's a magical volcano with magical lava
        science doesnt apply

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          magic gravity supersedes this, he should have exploded

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he would have caught fire while falling and then splatter like a ziploc bag full of spaghetti-os

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      molten rock is still rock...its much much denser than water. The increasing heat would have likely set him on fire before splatting into the equivalent of growling pavement

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, its magic lava.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hobbits have lead bones

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lead melts real easy tho

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he lost the will to live

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was incinerated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he would have caught fire while falling and then splatter like a ziploc bag full of spaghetti-os

      he melted

      evil fire isnt hot, rings of power showed this you idiots.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a different continuity is not an answer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i didn't watch that gay shit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he melted

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not lava as we know it, it's "the fires of Mount Doom", literal black magic forge fire. As ringbearer in that moment, the fires tried their best to keep him alive.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loincloth flipping around
    >clearly has no dick or balls
    So was gollum trans? Or did it get cut off during orc torture? Or did he eat it during his early sigma ring grindset days before he got good at catching fish?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the canon it rot from his body several hundred years before the films setting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How does he pee then? Checkmate libtatds

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the canon is just dribbles out without him noticing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The loincloth has two parts, an outer flap that moves around, and a tight underwear-style part underneath. You never see Gollum's bare bathing suit area.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Little known fact that the genitalia of each sex is reversed in middle earth.
      The male penis female nopenis did not arise until the fifth age

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does he look trans?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Godammit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
        ok gays are funny sometimes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I watched this on loop probably 20 times before I even processed what I was looking at

        What the frick even is happening

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's ballum leading the way for friedo and stan

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what a blowjob from Gollum would feel like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gollum spits, Smeagol swallows

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds about right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >good smeagle always helps!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Toothless bites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=53

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So slimy yet satisfying?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can drink lava once.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He actually died of old age

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Sauron want a ring that makes him invisible anyway? I mean, that can be pretty powerful, but can you rule existence (in the way he wants) because you are invisible?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sauron can do more with it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like tax policies?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          turn lead into gold
          turn horses into gold
          turn water to wine
          turn wine into gold
          etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So transmutation? Seems kinda lame that the devil is just seeking the power to transmutate.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he can turn sneed into chuck with it. name something more powerful than that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A ring that can turn Chuck into Sneed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      judging from the Hollow Man threads on this board, invisibility lets you do whatever you want with no risk or consequences

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the ring enhanced your natural aspects. Like, hobbits are good at stealth and hiding, so it turns a hobbit invisible. So for others it would enhance other properties like strength, intellect, ability to seduce, etc.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ability to seduce
        Imagine getting Smaug to give you a blowjob.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can do just about whatever you want with it. It contains the vast majority of the power of an extremely powerful Maiar, plus whatever benefits the other rings had to confer, PLUS control over the other (non elven) rings. You could literally reshape reality to your will and command the Nazgûl. Stupid hobbits just never tried anything but turning invisible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no way its that powerful.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It is though. You could even make your waifu real (but not sentient) Eru alone holds that power

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can even make Gollum give you a blowjob.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Blowjob's, anal, DP, docking, you name it!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sauron wants his ring back because he literally used most of his lifeforce into forging it. It's the reason why he was just a measly 'eye' on top of a tower and cannot take any other form. also it doesn't make the wearer 'invisible'. it transports him into a parallel wraith dimension hence why the ringwraiths can still see Frodo in weathertop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldnt make him invisible, it would make him incredibly powerful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a wiener ring.
      He couldn’t stay hard without it. He is very old.
      Image never being able to have sex.
      Oh right, Cinemaphile

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dont let this distract you from the fact that Frodo failed his mission

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    100% first degree burns, died from the shock

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the thing that’ll really bake your noodle is he would’ve survived if he’d just put the ring on before hitting the lava

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he bounced on the surface for awhile

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He died from the fact no eagles came to save him.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If this happened in Amazon's ROP, Gollum will survive that, climbs his way up then have an acrobatic sword fight with Frodo.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smeagol died from heat-induced organ failure. He literally cooked to death in lava.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gollum was the real hero of the story. Without him, they would have never made it to Mordor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The real hero is goodness

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ROP(e) still flop

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for spoiling the movie, butthole

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't the eagles save him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mercy kill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gandalf brought with him 3 eagles though. one for each

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In RoP is the earth flat still?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that it was Illuvatar himself who pushed Golum into lava

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know, Gollum was a Turk and proud of it. When he finally put his filthy turkish hands on The Ring, he got shocked by the terrible thruth, he was in fact GREEK. His mother was a turkish prostitute who got laid with many greeks she could..
    On the sheer sight of this discovery Gollum did the unexpectable, after all he was not a Turk but a Greek, frick man he couldn't cope with this and killed himself in the lava. While drowning in it and holding The Ring he saw one last thing, Frodo laughing sterically at him..Gollum then realizes in his final seconds that it was all a israeli trick.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Gondor calls for economic aid!

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He got super powers and became Fire Gollum

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