so do we ever find out whether jonesy was in cahoots with the xenomorph

so do we ever find out whether jonesy was in cahoots with the xenomorph

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO CHRISTMAS BONUS

    • 4 months ago
      Anon

      Plastic spy cat

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His species has a strict non-interventionist policy but he knows humanity will have triumphed over the Xenomorph by the time they've ascended to the ninth life.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think thats the subject of ridley scott's next alien movie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know you're joking but it honestly couldn't be any worse than the last two prequel things.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >David takes his conscious and puts it into an orange cat

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they wouldnt...would they?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they wouldnt...would they?

        A cat is fine too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We want the Stray audience!

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a domestic cat. His brain is the size of a shelled walnut.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >villain's motivations are unknown

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It runs deeper than that. He played them out against each other

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to know from which fricking film this is?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, b***h.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoomer detected

        troll or zoomer?

        It's not for us to know.

        Get the frick back to gayddit.

        >YOU HAVE TO KNOW MY EPIC REDDIT 80S MOVIE WITH LE HECKIN EPIC REFERENCES
        literal manchildren lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anon decides to come to Cinemaphile
          >he then decides to enter Cinemaphile - Television and Film
          >knows nothing about either
          >refuses to lurk before posting
          >naturally, asks unacceptably stupid question
          >gets called out like the moron he is
          >NOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OUT ON MY homosexualRY!!!!!1111one
          Go back to whatever fudgepacker hangout you came from and never return. Nobody wants you here, you're not welcome, and you have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you will never, EVER, belong.

          Thanks for the bump though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer detected

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      troll or zoomer?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not for us to know.

      Get the frick back to gayddit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Usually, no, but in this case, yes. Not recognizing this iconic shot has outed you as a pleb. You do not watch kinos.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In the alternate ending, Jonesy would then be seen pressing buttons on the shuttle's dashboard, before mimicking Captain Dallas' voice saying "I'm signing off." Presumably, Jonesy would then wait to be "rescued," by another hapless human crew.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Little shithead.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having Ripley go back to save her cat was a pretty cool though.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cat on a space ship
    comfy

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, it's a cat that hoots

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cahoots? No.
    Association? Yes.

    We don't know all the details, but this much we know for sure: Cats themselves are extraterrestrial beings left on Earth by the Engineers. The xenomorphs have in their genome hard-coded instructions to not harm felines, and thus perceived them to a degree as extension of an habitat, like the soil or a plant, rather than creature that could be or not hostile to them.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares about your reddit dinosaur movie, grandpa

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cahoots? He was the mastermind, not the penishead space bug.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hero sers, I new... can I redeem name of movie plis?
    >No.
    >sers you bastard do the needful gave name of movie!!
    >No.
    >man of child ! boomerang! no one cares about sers! much certain not me! I not care and I prove I not care by posting over and over about it! sers!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

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  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but he treated this as an opportunity of a lifetime. The more crew got killed off the higher his bonus payout would be. He had to make sure to buddy up with at least one other person though because then he would be stuck on the ship.

  20. 4 months ago
    CreepyThinMan

    >so do we ever find out whether jonesy was in cahoots with the xenomorph

    He was in charge all along while the alien recognized a superior lifeform and submitted to its divine presence and acquiesced to its orders to kill the crew and later give it belly rubs!!!FACT!!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus fricking christ, frick off my board redditors.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to meow about the belly rub and chin scratch situation.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing you'll get is Greek yogurt on my dick.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was a little shithead.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was keeping that Bonus all to himself

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonesy's bonus was better than Bretts

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