So, does it have lots of bare breasts like the old one?
If there's no breasts I'm calling bullshit.
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So, does it have lots of bare titties like the old one? If there's no titties I'm calling bullshit.
I see bare breasts on that cover.
Very nice.
No but plenty of extended takes focusing on Conor's ass cheeks
No womens breasts or ass. Or belly button/middriff. Lots of lesbians at the bar. Some slow swining wiener shots, one assahole gape. Its very diverse.
the wife that connor fricked in his entrance scene is topless for a split second.
there is 0 female nudity, for it been set in florida there is even very little bikini action
movie was fun tho
can confirm. live in FL and the women that were in the movie were like miami 4's.
also, this anon
pretty much nailed the entire movie. the mutt girl he befriended was super ugly too
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No nudity. No white women, except a really fat sassy bartender. All the good people are brown. All the bad people are white. Jake's character is meant to be a bad guy as well. It was 4/10 at best, and that guy on the right in the poster with his fake teeth walks around like a homosexual cartoon character the entire film. He really ruins it more than anything.
Conor walking around is hilarious enough to watch the movie alone just for those scenes lmao.
I noticed this too first 10min of the movie you saw more blacks that I saw in 1 week when I visited the Keys
>stong black female bar owner
>mixed race autistic kid with black book store owner
first 10min already TWO black buisness owners
>90% of the bands were blacks
>bartenders and bouncers were black or mixed race
>love interest was a foreigner brownskin
>only white woman was fat and probably a dyke
>all the white men were bad guys except Dalton
>no female nudity
on top of all that the CGI was terrible, dialogue was bad and the fight scenes sucked
I hate to say it but McGregor was one of the better parts of the movie
lol. the CGI was bollywood tier awful. the truck that tried running him over and the boat crash scene were laughably bad.
They couldn't even film a canoe falling from the ceiling of the bar. They made that CGI... talk about lazy. Even the fight scenes had some CGI, looked like Marvel superhero fight shit with weird speed changes and fast edits.
the editing was fricking awful. the dialogue was trash too. i forget some of the lines right now, but they sounded like they were pulled from a shitty early 90s tv comedy. I was honestly surprised they didnt have a "the jerk store called..." line in there.
Last thing- who the frick brings a driver to club shit at a bar? bring a fricking iron or wedge. what a moronic idea
I had to rewind that part...why the FRICK were people even up on that canoe? Did I miss an establishing shot as to why that happened? It felt like they just said "frick it idk add some guys swinging around from the ceiling in post"
The amount of ADR in this movie was nuts too. I think they used the first take on almost every scene. There was something fundamentally fricked up with the production of this movie. Aside from the gay writing and woke shit.
Like the asian old guy (who's supposed to I guess replace the amish farmer dude from the original?) who literally has like 2 lines and appears and disappears into nowhere lmfao.
haha i totally forgot he was even in the fricking movie. so odd
He was the only character that actually looked like he lived in Florida
The woke shit was bad but the dialogue and shitty CGI and fight scenes were somehow worse.
I barely give it a 6/10 possibly 5/10
>There was something fundamentally fricked up with the production of this movie.
I looked up the director and he is a Kino machine
>Mr. & Mrs Smith
>Bourne Identity
>Edge of Tomorrow
Im guessing the studio fricked with him and he phoned it in
Yep, the entire fight scene is CGI, watch the drumset when he slams his head into it. It's hilarious.
>Doug Liman, who is israeli, was born in New York City, the son of Ellen (née Fogelson), a painter and writer, and Arthur L. Liman, a lawyer.[3]
Doug Liman has made action kino like Bourne Identity and Mr. & Mrs. Smith before with very little CGI, everything looked cool and practical. But now that you're making a movie entirely about bar room brawling, you just leave it all up to the pajeets? Why did he suddenly become moronic? Or is it just capeshit poisoning everything?
Funny how he was seething about this not getting a theatrical release. If anything is streaming slop tier, it's this abomination.
>streaming slop
Answered your own question there anon. Just sell out check all the dei boxes and put in a shift at the slop mines. No artistry or vision needed.
He has a top tier track record though. I think studios are just getting greedy and lazy now.
No, it's got a lot of woke undertones
>White guy is the best fighter in the world but he's nice and respectful and a friend to all non whites "like mr.rogers"
>Little girl who befriends him is a mulatto with a wholesome black dad and they give him a free book
>Black chick's bar is in a town with 'historic racist families who built/own the town'
>White boi bouncer can't handle himself and needs Jake and another mulatto he hires to show him how it's done
>Mutt love interest
>police are good ol' boys who let all of this happen and eventually the entire force kidnaps threatens to kill him
>musicians are almost always nogs just trying to sing and have a good time but drunk racists keep causing trouble
>black people owning a book store
Wait, Goober is actually in the film? I thought that was a joke...
No it doesn't, Conor's performance STINKS.
Better rewatch the old one.
Nope, probably the biggest issue with the movie. It's literally set in Florida and has no breasts or bikinis or anything along those lines.
Lots of shirtless and almost nude roided up men though, and the bartender blob chick stares at jake's ass while he changes and licks her lips.
Men are allowed to be objectified, women are not!
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>The only part of the movie that mattered
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Only nudity is Conor’s bare ass, remarkably sexless movie
the movie could have been a 7 but forced woke shit makes it a 6
If they just added breasts and violence before the end (Seriously little amount of fights in the road house besides the first one and like 1 other one) then it would be an 8/10.
I was mad they didn't call it the Double Deuce. If you're making Road House. It HAS to be the Double Deuce
Not gonna lie, Connor was the best part of this. Laughed every fricking time he was on screen.
Parly because of how bad he was, but partly because he just fricking loved being there.
He was the most Road House thing in the movie - since the original version was just cheesy, over the top, moronic fun.
Jake Gyllenhall was like human xanax.
Agreed. I thought he was going to ruin the movie but he looked like the only one having fun.
He smiled too much and he can't act but the fighting was fun. It helped that he was on a lot of coke at least. I think they just told him to take on the persona of Charles Bronson and didn't do much else to coach his acting
Did he keep any of the cash at the end or did he give it all away like a b***h?
>Did he keep any of the cash at the end or did he give it all away like a b***h?
He gave it to the black bookstore owner kek
gave it to the blacks
yeah i was shocked when I read who the director was. something stinks. I mean what the frick did they do to get this bad of a performance out of Jake? drug him?
I thought Jake did a good job mostly. It's not his best acting obviously but it's not supposed to be a role to take seriously. His portrayal was somewhat realistic as he goes from a generally happy bouncer then being more broken as the story progressed
Beard chins look fricking moronic lmao
So you just don't like beards.
It's not a good sign that your movie's selling point is that it has a pro athlete acting in it
Why not? Tons of famous movies have that.
My favorite part was at the end when Dalton does that sick stabbing combo on Conor
But does it have this line?
no
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