My mom showed me some old photographs during Christmas and one of them was me at 6 and the babysitter who was some high school girl in the neighborhood and she was smoking hot. Man you can't appreciate them when you are that young.
Yeah I had a super hot babysitter and she'd wear lipstick and sometimes would kiss me on the cheek but I'd act like I didn't like it at all and hide from her.
bruh, when I had babysitters I was too young to be a threat
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's the babysitter who would get in trouble for that. It's not about you being a "threat" it's about inappropriate nudity in front of a young child.
4 months ago
Anonymous
kek, getting changed is inappropriate nudity, ok sweaty. I'll send ya another pair of jean shorts to shower in
4 months ago
Anonymous
You don't shower in front of people any more than you change clothes in front of people. I'm starting to think you actually were molested, anon.
4 months ago
Anonymous
hold up, why are you sexualizing cleaning yourself? what the hell?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>You don't shower in front of people any more than you change clothes in front of people
do zoomers really?
most babysitting are teenagers themselves making some cash. why would a nip slip of a 16 year old in front of a 8 year old be illegal?
You must all be europoor degens.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Americans used to be comfortable with non-sexual nudity before they became obese. pic related would have been your school showering experience up until only a few decades ago
4 months ago
Anonymous
Same sex nudity is entirely different.
half her age or younger, is why it doesn't matter because there is typically nothing sexual about it
Oh, okay, so I guess a 28 year old can be naked in front of a 14 year old. Since they're so far apart in age there's just no problem!
4 months ago
Anonymous
moron we are talking about 15-16 year old female babysitters, twist it some more to fit your weird sexualized narrative
4 months ago
Anonymous
16 year olds are fully sexually developed.
4 months ago
Anonymous
he means that the child seeing them isn't pubescent. the 14-28 analogy doesn't work for this reason.
Did your parents never get changed in front of you?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Same sex nudity is entirely different.
not always. you'd have grown up seeing your sisters and mother naked (and they seeing you).
4 months ago
Anonymous
No, that has never been considered acceptable.
he means that the child seeing them isn't pubescent. the 14-28 analogy doesn't work for this reason.
Did your parents never get changed in front of you?
>Did your parents never get changed in front of you?
No.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>No, that has never been considered acceptable.
yes it has. nudity doesn't always = sex.
>No.
then your family was very unusual, at least up until a decade or two ago.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I grew up in the 80s, no family I've ever known has allowed opposite sex nudity among family members, much less with non-relatives like babysitters.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>no family I've ever known has allowed opposite sex nudity among family members
well now I know you're baiting. anon was right
This is bait, just ignore it morons.
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's not bait, it's the truth. Maybe it was different for non-religious families but that doesn't make my life experience bait.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>no family I've ever known has allowed opposite sex nudity among family members
I remember being made to take a bath with my female cousin when I was obviously too old to be taking a bath with my cousin, since I was old enough to be making memories of that event.
There was also a kid up the street I used to hang out with mostly because he had SNES but also because his sister would just walk around the house naked before and after taking a shower.
For some reason too a lot of families would just have pics of their kids as naked babies, and this wasn't polaroids or early digital pictures this was film photography that some old pervert got to develop in the back of kmart
4 months ago
Anonymous
that's because it's not normal to sexualize prepubescent kids. So people got photos of naked prepubescent kids, humans didn't always have clothing
4 months ago
Anonymous
>For some reason too a lot of families would just have pics of their kids as naked babies
We had this, but baby nudity and 8 year old nudity are very different things.
I always thought it was weird regardless, like how the Nirvana baby album cover was and still is just a mainstream piece of pop culture just baby dick flopping around in a pool
4 months ago
Anonymous
see that's a problem with your brain, most normal people don't notice the "baby dick flopping around in a pool"
4 months ago
Anonymous
They do actually, which is why the album has been edited/covered up, and the original baby who's like 29 years old now keeps trying to sue the record company.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I said most normal people, which is a majority of the population. The mentally ill like to drive attention toward their kinks.
4 months ago
Anonymous
you've grown up in a pornafied culture
4 months ago
Anonymous
>For some reason too a lot of families would just have pics of their kids as naked babies
We had this, but baby nudity and 8 year old nudity are very different things.
4 months ago
Anonymous
so you are repressed, but I suppose that will be a good thing in your case. Just know that what you have experienced IS NOT normal compared to others. I'm all against degeneracy myself. But I got to see my 2 of my babysitters pubes back when I was 6-7 in the early EARLY 90s. I don't remember being turned on by this, but I do remember thinking it was kinda gross then and now. Shaved hadn't caught on with teenagers yet apparently.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I’m sorry to inform you, anon, but you are actually the freak in this situation.
4 months ago
Anonymous
This is bait, just ignore it morons.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>those kids sitting on the floor of a public shower
horrifying
4 months ago
Anonymous
>You don't shower in front of people any more than you change clothes in front of people
do zoomers really?
4 months ago
Anonymous
most babysitting are teenagers themselves making some cash. why would a nip slip of a 16 year old in front of a 8 year old be illegal?
4 months ago
Anonymous
You were definitely molested by a man
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Why would it be illegal for a woman above the age of sexual consent to be naked in front of an unrelated boy half her age?
Seriously?
4 months ago
Anonymous
half her age or younger, is why it doesn't matter because there is typically nothing sexual about it
>Jennifer is a beautiful teenager hired to babysit the children of Harry Tucker and his wife Dolly while they attend a party hosted by their friends Bill Holsten and his wife Bernice. Harry often fantasizes about Jennifer, while Dolly misinterprets Bill's compliments as a sign of attraction and fantasizes about him. Meanwhile, Jennifer's ex-boyfriend Jack, with whom she broke up when he started pressuring her for sex, runs into his estranged troublemaking friend Mark, Bill and Bernice's son, who once had a fling with Jennifer and still harbors feelings for her. Harry, Jack and Mark have increasingly racy fantasies about Jennifer.
>Jack calls Jennifer and asks to visit her at the Tuckers' residence, but she refuses. Mark later steals beer from Bill's party, where they run into Harry, who becomes fixated on the notion Jack might go to his house to have sex with Jennifer. Jack and Mark get increasingly drunk and show up uninvited to see Jennifer, but she refuses to let them in. They then spend the rest of the night stalking around the house and spying on her through the window. Meanwhile, Harry gets drunk and falls asleep in his car, where he has a nightmare of Jennifer and Jack having sex, which drives him to rush home and confront them. In his absence, Dolly makes a pass at Bill, who rejects her, but agrees to keep her secret and offers to drive her home.
>At the Tuckers' residence, Jack and Mark force their way in while Jennifer is taking a bath and, after a tense argument, Mark knocks out Jack and attempts to rape Jennifer, who runs out of the house. Mark pursues her and ends up being fatally run over by Harry, who is arrested for drunk driving just as Bill and Dolly arrive and hear about the accident. Before being escorted home, Jennifer confronts Jack, who is being questioned by the police, and asks him, "What were you thinking?" before leaving an ashamed and guilt-stricken Jack behind.
[...]
because it's summertime and we change into suits before going to the pool? molested? lol, I wish.
I had something similar happen to me where I lived a stone's throw away from a public pool and I would walk there practically everyday as a kid.
A couple of older girls were walking back from the pool and I was headed towards it, and they were giggling and whispering to each other while staring at me, and then just as we were passing each other they were like "Hey dude! Check this out" and one pop her top off and the other shows off her pubes, and then they giggle laugh and run home.
I stood there for a minute, started crying, cried some more, eventually went swimming, never told anyone about it for years because I thought I would have gotten in trouble for having seen naked girls.
I was like 7 years old or something lol, I thought I would totally get in trouble like when I used to with all the other instances of me getting involved with naked women, like the other anon said it's something you don't appreciate at the time
The back is a hard to reach place on your own, that's why.
Enjoy your backne and subsequent skin issues
Haven't washed my back since late September 2001. It's useless. Nobody cares if you have a tiny dirt spot on your spine. Just scrape it off by rubbing it against a tree trunk. And make sure not to get dirty there in the first place, you little babies.
I squeeze the rag over each shoulder to get soap down my back, then grab each corner of the rag behind my back to basically floss it back and forth, up and down my back to scrub it. Pic related is the closest example I can find, but I do it with a rag so it's smaller but still easily doable. Wash your back, anon, it's good hygiene.
You just need gentle soap made from goat milk and/or beef tallow that will clean your skin without destroying all the bacteria. You don't need industrial strength soaps that firebomb everything on your skin.
>Have a kid >Wait until age they can follow basic instruction >Buy a expensive camera for child >Find the hottest teen babysitter possible >Suggest to kid to take pictures of Babysitter as a game >Own a pool for added support
Never got babysit, either one of my parents would just be at home, or we were just at home alone. Is Babysitting an american thing or did I just miss out as a Euro?
i think it's more common in america but i had one too as an euro
played some real strange "games" with her too
looking back it was fine but nothing you have to be sad about missing out on really
How does it feel to have a hot babysitter lads?
My mom showed me some old photographs during Christmas and one of them was me at 6 and the babysitter who was some high school girl in the neighborhood and she was smoking hot. Man you can't appreciate them when you are that young.
Yeah I had a super hot babysitter and she'd wear lipstick and sometimes would kiss me on the cheek but I'd act like I didn't like it at all and hide from her.
got to see pubes on some of my bbsits
How in the world?
because it's summertime and we change into suits before going to the pool? molested? lol, I wish.
You changed clothes in the same room?
bruh, when I had babysitters I was too young to be a threat
It's the babysitter who would get in trouble for that. It's not about you being a "threat" it's about inappropriate nudity in front of a young child.
kek, getting changed is inappropriate nudity, ok sweaty. I'll send ya another pair of jean shorts to shower in
You don't shower in front of people any more than you change clothes in front of people. I'm starting to think you actually were molested, anon.
hold up, why are you sexualizing cleaning yourself? what the hell?
You must all be europoor degens.
Americans used to be comfortable with non-sexual nudity before they became obese. pic related would have been your school showering experience up until only a few decades ago
Same sex nudity is entirely different.
Oh, okay, so I guess a 28 year old can be naked in front of a 14 year old. Since they're so far apart in age there's just no problem!
moron we are talking about 15-16 year old female babysitters, twist it some more to fit your weird sexualized narrative
16 year olds are fully sexually developed.
he means that the child seeing them isn't pubescent. the 14-28 analogy doesn't work for this reason.
Did your parents never get changed in front of you?
>Same sex nudity is entirely different.
not always. you'd have grown up seeing your sisters and mother naked (and they seeing you).
No, that has never been considered acceptable.
>Did your parents never get changed in front of you?
No.
>No, that has never been considered acceptable.
yes it has. nudity doesn't always = sex.
>No.
then your family was very unusual, at least up until a decade or two ago.
I grew up in the 80s, no family I've ever known has allowed opposite sex nudity among family members, much less with non-relatives like babysitters.
>no family I've ever known has allowed opposite sex nudity among family members
well now I know you're baiting. anon was right
It's not bait, it's the truth. Maybe it was different for non-religious families but that doesn't make my life experience bait.
>no family I've ever known has allowed opposite sex nudity among family members
I remember being made to take a bath with my female cousin when I was obviously too old to be taking a bath with my cousin, since I was old enough to be making memories of that event.
There was also a kid up the street I used to hang out with mostly because he had SNES but also because his sister would just walk around the house naked before and after taking a shower.
For some reason too a lot of families would just have pics of their kids as naked babies, and this wasn't polaroids or early digital pictures this was film photography that some old pervert got to develop in the back of kmart
that's because it's not normal to sexualize prepubescent kids. So people got photos of naked prepubescent kids, humans didn't always have clothing
I always thought it was weird regardless, like how the Nirvana baby album cover was and still is just a mainstream piece of pop culture just baby dick flopping around in a pool
see that's a problem with your brain, most normal people don't notice the "baby dick flopping around in a pool"
They do actually, which is why the album has been edited/covered up, and the original baby who's like 29 years old now keeps trying to sue the record company.
I said most normal people, which is a majority of the population. The mentally ill like to drive attention toward their kinks.
you've grown up in a pornafied culture
>For some reason too a lot of families would just have pics of their kids as naked babies
We had this, but baby nudity and 8 year old nudity are very different things.
so you are repressed, but I suppose that will be a good thing in your case. Just know that what you have experienced IS NOT normal compared to others. I'm all against degeneracy myself. But I got to see my 2 of my babysitters pubes back when I was 6-7 in the early EARLY 90s. I don't remember being turned on by this, but I do remember thinking it was kinda gross then and now. Shaved hadn't caught on with teenagers yet apparently.
I’m sorry to inform you, anon, but you are actually the freak in this situation.
This is bait, just ignore it morons.
>those kids sitting on the floor of a public shower
horrifying
>You don't shower in front of people any more than you change clothes in front of people
do zoomers really?
most babysitting are teenagers themselves making some cash. why would a nip slip of a 16 year old in front of a 8 year old be illegal?
You were definitely molested by a man
>Why would it be illegal for a woman above the age of sexual consent to be naked in front of an unrelated boy half her age?
Seriously?
half her age or younger, is why it doesn't matter because there is typically nothing sexual about it
very much depends on the context
You wear suits in the pool? Where are you from?
yup, we like to look like penguins, bowtie and all
>he doesn't swim in a suit
Uncultured plebeian.
I never go to the pool without my tuxedo and a pocket square, frankly anything less is underdressed and marks one out as having inferior breeding
What movie is this from?
Were you molested?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Babysitter_(1995_film)
>Jennifer is a beautiful teenager hired to babysit the children of Harry Tucker and his wife Dolly while they attend a party hosted by their friends Bill Holsten and his wife Bernice. Harry often fantasizes about Jennifer, while Dolly misinterprets Bill's compliments as a sign of attraction and fantasizes about him. Meanwhile, Jennifer's ex-boyfriend Jack, with whom she broke up when he started pressuring her for sex, runs into his estranged troublemaking friend Mark, Bill and Bernice's son, who once had a fling with Jennifer and still harbors feelings for her. Harry, Jack and Mark have increasingly racy fantasies about Jennifer.
>Jack calls Jennifer and asks to visit her at the Tuckers' residence, but she refuses. Mark later steals beer from Bill's party, where they run into Harry, who becomes fixated on the notion Jack might go to his house to have sex with Jennifer. Jack and Mark get increasingly drunk and show up uninvited to see Jennifer, but she refuses to let them in. They then spend the rest of the night stalking around the house and spying on her through the window. Meanwhile, Harry gets drunk and falls asleep in his car, where he has a nightmare of Jennifer and Jack having sex, which drives him to rush home and confront them. In his absence, Dolly makes a pass at Bill, who rejects her, but agrees to keep her secret and offers to drive her home.
>At the Tuckers' residence, Jack and Mark force their way in while Jennifer is taking a bath and, after a tense argument, Mark knocks out Jack and attempts to rape Jennifer, who runs out of the house. Mark pursues her and ends up being fatally run over by Harry, who is arrested for drunk driving just as Bill and Dolly arrive and hear about the accident. Before being escorted home, Jennifer confronts Jack, who is being questioned by the police, and asks him, "What were you thinking?" before leaving an ashamed and guilt-stricken Jack behind.
>Call it "The Babysitter"
>She doesn't seduce the dad or let boys into the home but break in, attempted rape and murder happen over her anyways
Feels like a rewrite because they couldn't find a Eva Green type actress who was OK playing a bawd wiener tease teen.
>She doesn't seduce the dad or let boys into the home but break in, attempted rape and murder happen over her anyways
That's the point. She's so hot it drives them nuts even though she herself isn't putting anything out there.
Having watched it, it's also funny how the movie condemns the guys for oversexualizing her while doing the same in virtually all her scenes.
I had something similar happen to me where I lived a stone's throw away from a public pool and I would walk there practically everyday as a kid.
A couple of older girls were walking back from the pool and I was headed towards it, and they were giggling and whispering to each other while staring at me, and then just as we were passing each other they were like "Hey dude! Check this out" and one pop her top off and the other shows off her pubes, and then they giggle laugh and run home.
I stood there for a minute, started crying, cried some more, eventually went swimming, never told anyone about it for years because I thought I would have gotten in trouble for having seen naked girls.
>sees naked girls, starts crying
kek, I liked that little story anon.
I was like 7 years old or something lol, I thought I would totally get in trouble like when I used to with all the other instances of me getting involved with naked women, like the other anon said it's something you don't appreciate at the time
I'd drink that water.
Last year I got my kids' babysitter drunk and fricked her mouth before dropping her at her parents house.
That's a fun fantasy.
They don't make thrillers like this anymore.
>moronic kid doesn't even know to soap up a rag first
You don't just rub a bar of soap on yourself.
I do, when I'm not just using bodywash with my hands. Wash rags are fricking disgusting
You put the rag in the hamper when you're done with it, you don't keep using it over multiple baths.
the frick is a hamper? bruh I have one (1) basket for clothes, I'm not rich and I'm not gonna wash a rag every night.
A hamper is a container for dirty clothes, and you just go buy a dozen washcloths for like $5 at the store, this isn't some rich person thing.
>3rd world brown hands typed this
You do when you can afford your own soap you don't have to share with others.
>soaping the back
Is it even essential to wash your back?
You should wash every part of yourself.
Haven't washed my back since late September 2001. It's useless. Nobody cares if you have a tiny dirt spot on your spine. Just scrape it off by rubbing it against a tree trunk. And make sure not to get dirty there in the first place, you little babies.
>Nobody cares if you have a tiny dirt spot on your spine. Just scrape it off by rubbing it against a tree trunk
Did 9/11 make you stop taking showers? Were you worried someone would fly a plane into your bathroom?
>Were you worried someone would fly a plane into your bathroom?
You know, that's not outside the realm of possibility.
The back is a hard to reach place on your own, that's why.
Enjoy your backne and subsequent skin issues
I squeeze the rag over each shoulder to get soap down my back, then grab each corner of the rag behind my back to basically floss it back and forth, up and down my back to scrub it. Pic related is the closest example I can find, but I do it with a rag so it's smaller but still easily doable. Wash your back, anon, it's good hygiene.
no, not if you have healthy sking flora or you want to destory set flora, water should be enough
You just need gentle soap made from goat milk and/or beef tallow that will clean your skin without destroying all the bacteria. You don't need industrial strength soaps that firebomb everything on your skin.
>sking
skin
>destory
destroy
>set
said
I'm going to watch your movie now
>Have a kid
>Wait until age they can follow basic instruction
>Buy a expensive camera for child
>Find the hottest teen babysitter possible
>Suggest to kid to take pictures of Babysitter as a game
>Own a pool for added support
How long would it take to get skimpy pics?
Never got babysit, either one of my parents would just be at home, or we were just at home alone. Is Babysitting an american thing or did I just miss out as a Euro?
i think it's more common in america but i had one too as an euro
played some real strange "games" with her too
looking back it was fine but nothing you have to be sad about missing out on really