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So... have you ever seen a celebrity in public? Maybe they weren't recognized by anyone?
I saw Tarantino and Jodorowsky at a film festival
I saw Jude Law this summer filming in my city. He is here to film something.
Jude is actually a totally classy guy and very kind. My wife's catering company did the crew meals for Young Pope and he was always very gracious. She gave him a ride back from set one night when they shot late and said he was very down to earth.
I would have said that he fricked your wife but he is gay.
Her kids are gonna have one hell of a receding hairline
>She gave him a ride
Oh I bet
Did you kiss your wife that night? That's what Jude's cum taste like.
Wonder what he was doing there
My sister saw Fred Savage at a concert in Toronto.
I saw Dennis Quaid at a Christmas light show in my hometown
also Reese Witherspoon on the beach in Destin. She is gorgeous irl.
Yeah but isn't she a giant primadonna c**t?
>She is gorgeous irl.
meds
Celebrities are living garbage. It irritates me they are allowed out in public at all. They're jugglers and prostitutes. They should be kept in the circus.
Aye. Well said, fellow incel.
Saw Michael Imperioli walking near where an ex used to live in NYC. Said Hi and chatted for a couple minutes. Besides that the lesbian chick picrel from Mad Men at a club, which made me angry because I hated her character.
Imperioli seems like a chill dude. Pretty cool that he chatted for a bit.
also I know that chick from Girls. she was basically the best part of that show
>she was basically the best part of that show
>is an annoying b***h depressed in muh nippon for an entire season
>best part
I had to skip so many scenes. ffs are you not that far into the show yet or what?
Im 90 percent sure I saw Simon Peg near Soho in London last December but I was too much of a pussy to chase him down.
I used to work in Soho and Mayfair and used to see tons of actors, actresses and celebrities all the time.
Daniel Craig (turbo-manlet)
Sigourney Weaver (Amazonian)
Various Rolling Stones
Rod Stewart
Johnny Depp
Bill and Chelsea Clinton
Matt Lucas and David Walliams
Boris Becker
David Hasselhoff
Jackie Chan
My wife met a few more like Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck and Matthew Perry.
Weaver is two inches taller than Craig
Craig's height according to Craig, maybe.
Also Weaver was wearing a gown and high heels.
Many times. I met sugar ray leonard and muhamad ali and numerous actors
I met Mike Pence ones.
Who is this
bump
Looks like AI
Back in 2007 I saw Lindsay Lohan (this was still at her peak when everyone was busting a nut to her in anything) outside of an hotel in my city where she was pissed and huffing because the chauffeur was taking forever, and I was with my friend and then a giant bright yellow pick up truck drove by and I told my friend "look, a giant taxi hehe" and she laughed out loud, kept smiling at me and made eye contact, then right then her car came and she left.
I'm a gargantuan loser and still a virgin, but that memory alone has kept me strong and alive until now.
>until now
don't have a nice day, anon. lindsay redeemed herself, so can you
To think, if you were more social you would have gotten your first, second, third and fourth stds from her.
I doubt it, but if had, it would have been worth it.
its ok im not a complete loser but i'd probably hang on to prime lindsay lohan laughing at my joke for the rest of my life too.
You have to find her and remind her and then marry her, it will work trust me
>a giant taxi
I don’t get it
To be fair you have to be very culutured to understand the joke. It is a shrewd reference to the Joni Mitchell song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY07dHiT2-s
Alright now I’m even more confused. Lindsay Lohan likes Joni Mitchell?
Well yeah, she's even named after the Joni Mitchell song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gXiQou1dIc
>"look, a giant taxi hehe"
based and apupilled
Considering her life now you might have a chance with her
I saw Louie CK jacking off in a Pizza Hut lobby
Nah, that was me.
i met frankie muniz at a le mans race, i didn't remember actually watching his show so we just chatted about racing for a minute.
In some places, people will pretend that they don't know them just to be polite. Especially if it's a neighborhood where there are a bunch of them.
I've seen a bunch of bartenders at the divey hipster bars I go to eventually come out in shows and movies. No superstars, but a few have been among the leads on projects with ensemble casts. Don't remember their names but I recognized the faces.
I did that with Draco Malfoy when he came into my casino drunk.
Kept asking if we recognised him from Harry Potter and I pretended I'd never heard of Harry Potter.
I met Brother Nathanael Kapner in DC, and we talked about Trump and israelites.
I talked to an indie film director on the phone named Stephen Kessler. He seemed interested in me at first, but I eventually bored him. I think he's looking for inspiration for his next documentary or something.
>I met Brother Nathanael Kapner in DC
Based af. I'm jealous. I met Gavin McGinnes at O'Hare airport. Guy's a jumpy little coward
>I met Brother Nathanael Kapner in DC, and we talked about Trump and israelites.
Based
saw ricky gervais walking his dog in hampton heath. saw gerard butler somewhere in london cbd. he's short af. saw fisher stevens in covent garden. a lot of celebs in london
Just going by these threads; if you live in a decent area of New York, Los Angeles, or London you can see most English speaking celebs just doing normal things and the people just ignore them. I assume it's the same in Tokyo for Japanese celebs and Seoul for Korean celebs. Only tourists bother them, locals are unfazed. I don't think anyone famous has ever been to my town.
Pretty much, it uncool to look like you care about them.
I sold marlon brando two gallons of Neapolitan ice cream and a bag of pretzels once. Wasnt really paying attention so I didn’t realize it was him. Figured it out the next night when he came back for two more gallons and he asked me if I lived around there
Did you frick him
I’ve met Leon Panetta and Robin Wright. Leon was quiet and I had no good questions for him. Robin I accidentally called by her old name Penn, and she corrected me. I fricked that one up.
>Robin I accidentally called by her old name Penn, and she corrected me
Based Robin
>I’ve met Leon Panetta
Is the Perry Mattfeld anon here?
I saw Simon Callow at Waterloo station
I used to see Ben Elton at Victoria station all the time, also spoke to Lenny Henry there before he went all BLM, he was with a posh white woman.
I saw Jared Leto when I went to a 30 seconds to mars concert
So where CAN you find her deepfake porn?
You can probably find it on /gif/ if you're willing to trudge through the 900 troony and blacked webm threads.
What happened to that board? I don't care about it because porn is bad for you but it's totally infested. I wonder if that's the end game for coomers.
I saw Cara Delevinge a couple months ago at a coffee shop I like to go to. I also saw Justin Long a couple years ago in a park, the guy who played Noho Hank in Barry a few years ago, and Willem Dafoe a couple years ago out walking around on the street. Also saw that comedian Jeff Ross walking around a month or two ago.
Replying to my own post, but I forgot I also saw James Corden a few months ago because I just don't give a shit about that guy.
Courtney Thorne-Smith did some marketing shit with the gay company I used to work for. I talked with her for a couple minutes about that appearance she did on Conan when Norm was shitting all over her movie with Carrot Top. It was just a couple years ago, so she was old as shit, but you could tell she was smoking when she was young.
>I want attention
>No not that kind of attention!
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
i saw matpat at disneyland on middle school trip and got to talk pokémon with him for a while.
>matpat at disneyland on middle school trip
it was 2017 and seeing a horde of 6th graders sprinting at him probably made him want to at least pretend to be nice
He’s one of those functional narcissists like Todd Howard that would actually try to be chill and nice
also met ari luyendyk on a cruise when he was hitting on my mom and trying to brag about some indie 500 shit. didn’t know who he was until i saw him doing some drivers ed shit a few years later
I saw Mads Mickelson stumbling around the red light district in Amsterdam with an entourage at 2am
There’s lots of other shit there besides hos
Oh maybe you knew that. Lol you were there for the hos
My wife met Shia Labeouf in Philadelphia in 2010 while she was a student at Drexel. She loves his movies.
My wife was a huge bawd in college. I have a feeling he barebacked my wife years before I even met her. mfw
Why don't you just ask her?
Great idea, anon
What did she say?
Oh I was just kidding. Asking the mother of my children of she fricked Shia Labeouf sounds like a terrible idea
Why? Because you don't want to know the answer? Why did you even put a baby in her if it terrifies you that much? What if one day she tells you out of the blue, what will you do?
Nice dubs.
It doesn't really terrify me, but past sexual conquests aren't really something you talk about in a relationship. You'll understand when you're older
>I don't want to ask her because.... Because you just don't do that, okay?
Cope. Guaranteed if you approached it as a fun thing you're curious about and don't really care about she would tell you. So if you don't care you would ask.
I just fricking realized right this second that women don't think it's a big deal to frick 50 guys before they settle down with you because they think you're doing the same thing. They have no idea that 80% of guys are getting no sex whatsoever. They just think when you're pissed about body count it's you being petty
Women don't think it's a big deal because other women tell them it isn't. Women are some of the worst crabs in a bucket ever and will routinely bring down their peers. Most women don't even have friends that aren't just temporary because of this mentality.
That’s correct
Just yell He will not divide us!at your wife
Dogg the Bounty Hunter used to come in to the King Soopers I worked at and check out his groceries at my checking lane and I didn't even know who he was until one of my coworkers said "Do you know who that was, anon?" after he had left the store.
That's really my only interaction with a famous person.
A decade or more ago in Vancouver Keanu Reeves got onto an elevator at a hotel just as my cousin and I were getting off, and we both did a double take back at him as the doors closed behind us.
i dont know who this is but i want to bite her breasts
I met bill elliot the nascar driver, he was really nice.
I saw trent reznor at LAX once but didnt approach in fear of droppping my spagetti also he looks intimidating
I met Martin Sheen and his son Emilio and bought them a plate of octopus. I couldn't stop staring at Martin Sheen's giant head the whole time I was with them. He looked like a human bobble head doll.
I met Steven Colbert when he did his fake presidency run back when he was still on comedy central. He was in character the whole time but it was pretty fun. too bad he's fully zogg'd now
Bet I could get a big glass of milk out of those things in 45 minutes
You probably could
t. my wife is breastfeeding our newest son and her breasts are fricking huge. My refrigerator and freezer are packed with breastmilk. I've started calling her "The Milk Truck" and I don't think she appreciates it at all
are you able to frick her?
have you tasted the milk
You can't frick for the first six weeks after birth, so I'm still waiting. I didn't taste any breastmilk while she was breastfeeding our first son, I don't think I'll do so this time either. It just feels wrong.
I love sucking on her nipples but had to stop for a year and a half while she was breasrfeeding our firstborn, her nipples were too tender from constant sucking
outside of the baby, during regular times, how much do you frick per month?
It is worth noting that breast milk has diaretics in it to help baby digestion so while it's not dangerous if you drink it straight instead of mixed with hot tea/coffee or baking it will give you shits
post is worthless without pics
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fricking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "wienerGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fricking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still being fricked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
there it is
Funny thing actually happened, minus the moronic "newblood" stuff. Icarly was a great frick, she has a lot of stamina.
2086. We’re on the fourth iCarly reboot. Jerry Trainor is AI generated. T-Bo is the longest sitting member of Congress in-universe. Miranda Cosgrove looks the same and talks about her first kiss and that she never been drunk before.
My friends and I saw Howie Mandel on Melrose Avenue in LA in like 2010. My friend said "Hey Howie can we take a pic with you? Deal or no deal?" and he said it was cool. I told him I loved Bobby's World growing up and he said he was trying to bring it back. Nice guy
I shook hands with Christian Bale a little after American Hustle came out and told him he was great in it.
I met Natalie Portman by this one art gallery in LA once. Creampied her and left right after.
I saw Dave Filoni in a grocery store near Skywalker Ranch yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him by asking him to continue saving Star Wars but also back down on the waifuhomosexualry.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Ahsoka lives?", but he kept saying "It's what George would want" and doing a mind trick gesture in front of my face. I walked away and continued my shopping, and I heard him explain the meaning behind the Duel of the Fates as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to give unsolicited opinions on the nature of the Force to the cashier.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to stop being a based autist and figure out how to retcon the ST.” At first he kept pretending to be bald and wore a hat, but eventually took his hat off and revealed a thick, flowing mane that rivaled that of George Lucas himself.
When she decided to humor him and asked his opinion on the NJO series, he stopped her and told her to let him summarize each book individually “to prevent any narrative misunderstandence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he described in detail the history of Mandalore in both the EU and nuCanon, he started searching the store for other customers to excitedly share his love of the saga with.
did you thank him for creating the best and cutest nuWars character yet
> grocery store near skywalker ranch
is scotty's still there? they made great sandwiches. haven't been to terra linda or lucas valley in years since my uncle passed
saw steve tyler at universal halloween event
Are you the blonde on the right? Did he creampie you?
he orgasmed in my eyes as you can see
cute
Used to play 40k with pic related and his son in the early 2000s before he moved to LA. All around awesome and nice guy.
>his son
are you sure?
See the joke here is that his character in the TV show: The Boys, has a son which isn't his. Since there is so much fascination with cuckolding culture on Cinemaphile and the race aspect of it this anon is hinting at his real life son not being his own either. It's a topical reference and therefore humorous.
Met Richard Hammond at work a few times, he lives local... have also met Carol Vorderman too, she was a lot shorter than she looked on TV oddly.
Big ass tho?
I saw Matthew McConaughey at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
kys you interloping reddit Black person
>far right
>only reposts leftists
I met Idris Elba at skinwalker ranch one time
Uh, anon…. That wasn’t Idris Elba.
I've met tons of athletes, but I've only ever met a few minor idols in Japan, and the sister of a very famous one.
Are you a manprostitute?
I was good at sports
btw I just realized how awful my phrasing was kek
all of the idols I met were over 18, I was just emphasizing that they were not popular or major idols that get on Cinemaphile
yes, chris hemsworth at a cafe
he took photos with women and kids but turned away the adult men wanting a selfie with him
I was childhood friends with this chick until HS when she turned into a massive bawd and a mean b***h. Grew up on the same street, went to the same primary school. But around about year 9 she turned into a totally different person. Acted like she never knew me. Ran into her years later at a pub in Melbourne and she was even more c**ty.
I would believe this. She started to realise she was hot. Which suburb?
>She started to realise she was hot
Basically yeah. She also became a movie star. Was sad to see tbh. Me and her were friends even before school, played together in the street etc. She was really gawky and weird in primary school and got teased alot like me.But when she got accepted into the club she showed her true colours.
You ever jerk off to her nude scenes?
Ofcourse. Cried afterwards
My younger brother had a crush on Maisie Williams and we ended up going to a convention where she was in attendance. He wanted to get a photo with her but wouldn't go alone so I had to pay to get a photo with her too. When he was getting his photo taken I made some innocent joke about him having a crush on her which she giggled at. I can't even fricking remember what it was but my brother has never let it go and is still salty about it.
also hulk hogan at hhn universal
my mom was friends with mac demarco's mom if that counts
I only met the guy once when we were kids
It doesn't count. Get the frick out of this thread, Black person.
that's pretty cool. i saw a video once with her in it and mac seems to love his mom a lot. her changing his name entirely when they were young was kinda fricked up i guess
I walked by Ruth Bader Ginsberg . I looked at her .
i used to go the the AT&T pro-am to find Ray Romano and to tell him how much he sucks. relentlessly and loudly. he tried so hard to pretend not to notice every year but he knew. once i started actually working the event i had to tone it down.
I used to date Amy Seimetz' sister. I guess I met her before she was famous but she'd already been in Wristcutters. Anyway, I busted her balls over Christmas 2009 and you can see how pissy she is in this photo. Her mom and sister found it funny, though.
are you that dude they walked in on? I remember that story where amy and the mom found a guy at her sister's place shirtless and making coffee
Yes! We'd actually just met the night before and tried to pretend we'd at least known each other for a bit but when I clearly couldnt remember Erin's name (Amy's sister), Amy caught on and seemed actually horrified.
We dated a few years but just wanted different things. I miss her, to be honest. The mom dug me but Amy never warmed to me at all.
I was in an elevator with Elijah Wood at a hotel and I farted just before he got on. Really fricking embarrassing but I think he pretended not to smell it. I just stared at my phone the whole time until it got to my floor.
Sasha Grey comes into my work two or three times a year that I've noticed. She is still ridiculously pretty.
>Sasha Grey comes into my work
She comes into your office, or your job, or your building. She doesn't come into your work. I hate it when b***h-ass Black folk like you refer to their job as "my work". You sound like a fricking ten year old
guy calm down
it's a common figure of speech
well that's a bummer. sorry to hear it
how long did you date her, though? did you meet shane
We dated from probably 2008 to 2013, thereabout. Started as a hookup, blossomed into a relationship, ended abruptly but not sourly.
I did meet Shane, actually. He was a rude little c**t. We went to Vancouver to visit Amy when she was working on The Killing and Shane was there, not expecting us and clearly enraged we were present. I was not one bit surprised when all that shit came out in the news.
Looks like I touched a nerve. No need to congratulate me, this series of (You)s is reward enough. Now, if you would be so kind, please take your ESL samegayging ass back to r*ddit, Rajindahar.
what a stupid fricking thing to get so upset about. how miserable is your life?
Why would a 10 year old be talking about their work
When dudes cum in your ass, since that's how you make money, you don't call it your work?
maybe he bakes cakes and she came into the batter
I saw Pat Sajak at the Staples Center buffet.
I met john stewart once
>driving around town
>minding my own business
>see Jon Stewart
>wave to him
>he does the classic )--------( face
>naw, frick that, pull out my phone at the next stop
>take a pic
>instead of smiling he just looks at me like he didn't bring this upon himself
>pic related
what an butthole
Have you posted this before? It feels somewhat familiar
Also
>wtf I love Jon Stewart now?
>boy, i hope they dont think im new
please leave and dont come back even to lurk, redditman. you are not welcome
What a israelite frick head
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I live in NYC so I've seen quite a few celebrities randomly walking. Some notable ones were James Franco on my way to work one morning, Jane Krakowski, and Bruce Willis coming out of a bank/ATM one day while walking with my dad
James Franco isn't a celebrity you doofus
Holy milkers Batman! What size are those?
I don't know robin... But I do know... I want to suckle on them...
Alec Baldwin's brother Stephen Baldwin. Yeah, not so great.
My friend worked directly for Jeffery Tambor's wife. Also not that great.
I met Jane Seymour at work, old Bond girl. Someone previously told me who she was, later on she said something to me and I just ignored her.
ayo who dis?
i did a reverse image of it and i guess it's just a random woman with big breasts? nobody knows who she is. pretty funny that she's posted everywhere
He once bumped into me on the street(I was standing still) and caused one of my ice cream scoops(the chocolate one) to fall on the ground. Instead of apologising he looked down and then up at me with this intense pissed off/disgusted look and muttered something about how the ice cream would have ruined his shoes if it landed on them(it didn't land anywhere near them) before quickly moving on. As a small town fella I was too flabbergasted by the rudeness to react before he'd faded back into the human masses that surrounded me. Still my most surreal moment in life except for when I had to wait a really long time for a toilet and started getting annoyed but then Cher walked out and apologised(she'd lit four matches and it still stank).
I was on a cafe patio in grimy Koreatown Los Angeles and saw this guy walking by. Gave him a thumbs up and he shot one back and smiled the cringiest smile lmao
fricking jared lmao, wouldn't have it any other way
told it before but im doing it again
i was in the line for starbucks and the girl i was with whispered in my ear "Robbie Williams is standing behind you" and i replied louder than i should have "who the frick is Robbie Williams?" and i turned around and him and his bodyguard were having a chuckle, nice guy, ran into im again at the football match later that night because i'm a Member.
when I was younger I once saw geoffrey rush at Melbourne airport, I commented to my mum "hey that guy looks like geoffrey rush" to which she responded "because that is geoffrey rush" Iv also seen toadfish from neighbours a bunch of times cause he lived near where I used to live
I've met pewdiepie at a london market
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store
thank you
I saw Kristin Stewart once. She looked like a mess. You think for a millionaire she would clean herself up.
that's one of the most israeli looking guys I've ever seen
shes a girl
frickin nasty torn pant israelite
Laurence Fishburne in a grocery market that also made delicious takeaway food when I lived in the french quarter. He was waiting in line and talking to some other nig. I told him EXCUSE ME outa my way because he was standing right infront of the thing I needed to grab. I was just shoving things into a bag because the store didn't have carts or baskets so he looked at me funny like I was just blatantly stealing shit but I didnt care because I was in a hurry.
USE THE LADIES ROOM
I was in New York getting some Pizza. I saw Louis C.K. sitting with his daughter so I walked up to him and told him how much I liked his show. He didn't even look at me and said, "I'm eating" I didn't know what else to say so I told him his daughter was cute. He gave me the nastiest glare. I figure I couldn't get a autograph then.
Louis C.K. is a jerk.
That's the most Louie story kek i've ever heard but also you should've just waited until he was finished. What'd the daughter do when you called her cute?
A lot, yeah. Never intentional - i just used to travel a lot for work.
>dinner
>table in front of me are jennifer anniston, matt leblanc, and matt perry
>this was while Friends was still in syndocation
was never the type to have celebrity crushes, but anniston is even prettier in real life. absolutely stole the room's attention.
2.
>flight delayed
>decide to sit at airport bar for one beer
>im on my laptop or blackberry or something, not paying attention
>all of the sudden:
>woman comes up to my barstool, standing next to me
>she says "hey let me buy you a drink"
>me: "thats very nice but no thank you"
>she looks offended and leaves
>bartender and dude next to me look at me and say something to the effect of "Black person wtf are you doing that was lindsay lohan"
Sounds dumb, but at the time, I had no idea who Lindsay Lohan was. I still don't, really.
3. (not kinography related)
>sat in same row as George W. Bush at an Army / Navy football game
4.
>was training to become a priest at the time, in vestments at restaurant
>fricking frank sinatra is about two tables away
>first time seeing a celebrity, ive probably seen 20 since then
>1991(?)
>when he's through with his meal, comes over and says that our bill is payed for, and to have a nice evening
>he drunkenly mentioned it being about us being in clerical uniform but i cant remember exactly what he said, was sort of starstruck
5 / 6 / 7 /8
>sat next to vince neil on plane
>sat next to mario lemiuex on plane. only celeb i've approached and told im a fan. he said "thanks, man"
>plane with yao ming. an older asian couple both 6+ feet entered the plane and i was like holy shit those are some tall-ass asians. we're told over the intercom that we're still waiting for one more. annoyed at this point. its been like 30 min since everybody else has boarded.
>lo and behold yao frickin ming
Have seen/met a lot more. Mostly famous women whose identities i found out after seeing them.
>meeting: "how ya doing" / "hey" most of the time
>this was while Friends was still in syndocation
pretty sure it's still in syndication, do you mean airing?
>woman offers to buy you a drink
>say no
what are you, a fa-
>was training to become a priest
oh, a pedo
Christina Hendricks walked into the place I work. I don't think anyone recognized her, or at least they didn't approach her or stare. I stared but didn't approach. It was the last thing I expected to see that day and I'll never forget it
you're a lucky guy
For you
How big were her booba
They were as big as the pictures suggest. She was wearing a summer dress and looked very beautiful. Seemed like a nice woman, comfortable and tourist-like.
Early 2000s late one night I was in a filthy chow hall tent in a mountain in Afghanistan. By helicopter they would bring in these giant green totes of semi-warm food. This night there just happened to be lobster inside the things. It was kind of surreal and I was amazed how good it tasted. Well, as I was grabbing more lobster with tongs and putting it on my shitty paper plate I turned to my left and behind me in line was Tom fricking Brokaw. America's news anchor. I was starstruck, me and my dad used to watch him all the time. I didn't know what to say. I quickly planned out a couple things to say and instead just murmured hi and shuffled away. I told my buddy about it who was on guard with me and he had no idea who that was.
That steak was like a leather boot but when you were living off MREs and those platoon sized MRE trays, a hot dfac meal is like 5 star cuisine. Hell, even the lukewarm pity soup and potatoes they served out of those totes beat mres. For years man, I could not eat cereal or pop tarts due to living off of those things.
i was buy ham one day in market and then Steve Martin hit me in head with fire extinguisher and he laugh at me
not good day
that blow must've effected your memory, it was an anvil and a tire iron
classic. happened to me too
>lust provoking image
>irrelevant question
About two times. "celebs" in my country tho. I don't watch anything my country makes. Mostly they just show up in talk shows or cooking shows. They're not legit talent. I never recognize them, but a coworker would always come by and say "dude, you spoke with that person like wow".
If national celebs count, I'm norwegian, and on a first name basis with Nadia Hasanoui and Kim Haugen, Jan Egeland, and Mikkel Gaup. Also met Jens Stoltenberg a few times, and Kjetil Jansrud (and know a few people who are friends with him).
Also met Emre Can in Liverpool, and saw Matt Hoffman in LA, doing an interview.
Also 90% sure I saw that chick who played Robin on HIMYM there.
Passed Gwen Stefani at the airport. Shook Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s hand at a club in SF before he stormed off because he thought I made fun of him.
>Shook Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s hand at a club in SF before he stormed off because he thought I made fun of him.
I genuinely believe that. Sounds like him.
I served Ariel Winter at my restaurant. I have no idea what she was doing in Chattanooga.
why you didn't served her you penis?
Chris Farley. He went to the same eye doctor in Madison, WI that I did. He was in an obvious disguise and with a bodyguard with the same fricking body type. I had nothing to say to him so I just left him alone.
I saw rob van dam at a sporting good store once when I was a kid
These threads are sad. You act like they're demigods. They're just people.
nah, I didnt give a SHIT. I don't care about these idiot celebs.
While true, Sasha Grey has given me more joy than any other actress mentioned.
just people who are famous and literally everyone reacts to them and is nice to them....so basically a god
I had a chance encounter with Mike Valley in the vicinity of a Ross Dress for Less.
Saw Bruce Willis throwing dice at Caesars Palace in Vegas
Had a huge crowd around him but I wasn't old enough to gamble yet
>celebrity
sorta
I saw Katie Micucci in vegas once. Guess she was doing a garfunkle oats show at the venetian casino
I was on holiday doing a jungle trek to sight see for gorillas and I ended up crossing paths with kate mara who was there visting her family.
Someone asked my gf to borrow her lighter outside the Old Queen's Head in Islington, London. It was Iwan Rheon aka Ramsay Bolton from GoT. He was with the poshest girl I have ever heard, she was blathering on about Cirque Du Soleil while Bolton rolled a cigarette disinterestedly
>mfw she starts going on about the circus again
i once fingered hex from good game in a sydney nightclub
Fark off. Was it newtown?
What's that b***h doing these days anyway?
Saw Kirk Cameron in a grocery store I worked at 20 years ago. His family owned a house on a nearby lake. He was towing around a gaggle of kids and generally looked like he wanted to get out of there as fast as possible. Everyone recognized him and workers in the grocery backroom were letting everyone know he was there because we all grew up watching him.
Used to live near Atlanta in a nice place near a lake. I think studios have contracts or own land, because almost every production has cast and crew retreats and parties in the lake houses. They usually do them before or after filming is finished or during long holiday weekends.
yeah a lot of companies film in georgia due to the tax benefits on top of funding from the state itself
i think i saw woody allen in central park but it could've just been some old israelite
Sat next to this bawd on a flight from Perth to Sydney. WTF she was doing in Perth I'll never know, Im guessing she got paid to attend a sex party/orgy or something
did you talk to her?
Yeah, I even asked if she wanted to frick in the toilets. She gave me this real unimpressed look like I had totally ruined the conversation and explained to me that she's a "professional not a hooker" kek. I said sorry and she was like "its ok, forget it". We chatted for a while on the 4 hour flight over drinks, told me why she got into porn and how she flew to LA when she turned 18 and still in year 12. Said she had basically always been a massive bawd and how doing porn was initially a way of rebelling against her dad. She went to an all girls private school, came from a upper middle class family etc. She looked like shit though, like someone who had been up all night getting railed by 12 guys and snorting lines of coke. She was wearing baggy track pants, a baggy white t-shirt with "I love perth" on it and a ball cap. She was clearly trying to keep a low profile. When we got to sydney she got off the plane so fast and legged it to the baggage claim. When I got there I saw her flanked by 3 massive bikie looking dudes who took her suitcase and ushered her outside into this massive black hummer and she was gone.
>Said she had basically always been a massive bawd and how doing porn was initially a way of rebelling against her dad
At least she was game enough to admit it, lol.
Never understood her appeal though, especially to yanks. She looks like any fat tart you could pick up at the pub.
captcha: XXX -JY
>Never understood her appeal though
Big fat ass, giant hanger breasts, wide hips, good fast distribution, does anal. She's actually really good looking, well she was she's starting to hit the wall now. This was like 10 years ago when she was in her prime too.
Same with any old bawd at the local. Shit it's almost 11.30pm. Might have to wander down and start pulling one.
>10 years ago
Fuark, she's been around that long?
>Fuark, she's been around that long?
Yeah man. She did her first shoot in 2003.
She's pushing 40. Shit, I suppose she's looking good for her age or has good makeup. I always though she was closer to 30.
Did she seem bright or dumb as a bag of hammers?
>Did she seem bright or dumb as a bag of hammers?
As much I hate to admit it she is fairly bright and well spoken. Despite being a complete trash prostitute. She actually paid attention to what I said aswell and showed interest in it.
wow, guess she showed him, huh
when you burn coal, all that's left is ash.
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand.
Danny Tamberelli. The fat pete from pete and Pete.
Short anti climactic story
Mahwah NJ house party in 2001. I was there with a friend of a friend type deal. House was huge, kid's parents were very rich. Anyway, Danny was there and as usual he was a dick. Boasting the whole time about his success with nickelodeon. Thing is no one cared and pretty much ignored him. He ended up sitting on a window sill by himself drinking beer.
No one liked fat pete.
Wasn't the last thing he was in was GTA V where he voiced that annoying son?
exactly.
I saw Dafne Keen buying vintage clothes at a street market in notting hill. She didn't have make up plastered all over her face, looked stunning. She was wearing yoga pants but was carrying a big tote bag that covered her ass so I couldn't get a good look at it without being obviously creepy. Hips don't lie though. I could tell by the way she was talking to the stall seller that she's really sweet and polite.
Two things really surprised me - she's taller than I expected (5'3 / 5'4, normal girl height not some 4'11 midget like its been reported), and her breasts looked stacked, much bigger than you'd think from photos of her online.
Dafne Keen out in public in yoga pants and you didn't get any pics. I'm disappointed in you anon.
this. or could have at least asked to get some pics of him worshipping her feet kek
milk truck arrive
Besides Bush when he was running for president, no celebrities. But I did get a full nude lap dance from Gianna Michaels. She was a guest/performer at a popular strip club near me. Paid for a couple hours with her and had fun. I got the feeling though she was looking for more money and probably would have been willing to frick for the right price. I honestly didn't even want to go out that night. My friends dragged me out, but I don't regret it. Got to grab those big breasts.
She gave you a lap dance for a couple of hours? Wouldn't that get boring?
I usually do that with most girls whenever I go. A half hour to hour isn't enough for me. It honestly depends on the girl too. Had a girl one time complain about me to the other strippers. She tried to talk and nap for almost half the time. It's not cheap, so I kept telling her to keep shaking her ass. My friend who was waiting for me, was actually having a meal with the other girls. I let the girl I was with take a break halfway through and she was complaining to the other girls she didn't know what else to do. When I was leaving my friend asked what I did to her because she supposedly looked very tired and almost sick compared to when we first got there. It's not just dancing for 2 straight hours. It can be fun if you like feeling up women and vice versa. Just have to tip them enough.
Who's the booba lady?
Don Rickles walked past me once when I worked at a casino. It was the late 90s.
I didn't even recognize him at first but his bodyguards were absolute buttholes. You'd think he was a fricking foreign dignitary in a warzone. God forbid you get within 10 yards of him. And he was so fricking old-looking and short. He just shuffled along at a snail's pace. It wasn't until I saw his face and I was like, "Oh, that's Don Rickles."
who the heck is this
A childhood friend of mine's ex(I think)-stepdad is the brother of Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman's husband.
my mum owns a barber shop and cut barry from eastenders hair and also shaved phil mitchells head, his mum lived near my mum
>cut barry from eastenders hair and also shaved phil mitchells head
based
Who dis lady
I saw Susan Dey outside Bud's ice cream in LA when they were shooting the awful LA Law movie. She was adorable.
I once crossed paths with Dog The Bounty Hunter in the Newark airport. We were walking in opposite directions and from the front he just looked like a grizzled old man, but as he walked past I noticed the mullet flowing from the back of his head like a golden waterfall and I knew then that I had brushed shoulders with greatness.
I used to work as a room service waiter at a nice hotel. It wasn't a place that got many celebrities, but I did serve Kevin Hart, Ted Danson, and George Takei. Was pretty uneventful because I had to just treat them like anyone else. Ted was the most particular of the three but also the best tipper
Went to a local DJ’s set in Chicago and randomly saw David Guetta there in the crowd with nobody knowing who he was so I just dapped him up
did you congratulate him for ending racism?
Nope
A-list actor here.
You pigs disgust me. All of you, rolling around in your filth. Reeking, heaving masses of louse-ridden livestock. If there were but an ounce of justice and balance in this maelstrom of chaos, you'd all be swept into the sea and this cursed land would be cleansed of your debaucherous stupidity. But no, I must remind myself that I truly do live in Hell, for though I taste delights and luxury beyond the comprehension of your worm-addled brains, I must nonetheless share this once glorious Earth with you undeserving swine.
Didn't read all that, happy for you though homosexual kek
Give us a clue of you. I'm curious.
Do you believe that
really happened? I mean, story is ridiculous, but are gangbangs ang orgies a huge thing at Hollywood and LA?
The best explanation of the iCarly story came from some guy on /b/ who posted on one of their celebrity threads. The story started as some guy who saw her do cocaine at a frat party and then go into a bathroom with one of the frat guys before taking off with her friends. The guy said his friend said it was just a blowjob. Which is believable because it happens regularly at college parties.
From there it blew up as people added to the story. And one anon said that Cosgrove's team kept pushing that absurd orgy story so people would forget the original /b/ story about the cocaine blowjob which is actually believable. It sort of worked if that's the case.
/b/ used to have a lot of great stories before it became a 100% cuck porn board.
What other stories do you remember that are worth mentioning published in /b/?
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/815481036/
Just look up celebrity sex stories on archives for /b/. This is one.of the first ones that came up for me. They're all pretty funny, most are larps but it seems some might be true.
You’re not an A list actor, Steven Dorff
>Threads almost at bump limit and no one has said who the chick in the OP is
It's just some random b***h with big breasts you coombrained simp. Get the frick over it man. Do a couple laps, hit the shower, and read a book. Life need not be a puddle of lumpy, yellow cum.
i saw stan richards on a train once
Man I got a lot of these.
I drove my friend to a casting call for one of Kirk Cameron's movies in Toronto. I was just there hanging around, then we could hear from the other room somebody say loudly "Where are all the white actors?!" then it was Kirk Cameron storming out. lol I guess he was pissed that most of the actors auditioning were PoC. It was the movies fault for not indicating they wanted White actors only.
Had dinner with Zac Efron when he was shooting a movie here in Toronto sometime in 2013 (?). My friend was a PA in the movie and Zac Efron was bored and just wanted to hangout with cool people in the city. He's really disarmingly good looking in real life and he was actually pretty cool. He laughed at all my inappropriate jokes and the entire time, girls would just stare at our table but he didn't pay attention to them. He shared a lot of personal stories about his dad that I promised I will never tell anyone. He texted me a year later and said he was back in Toronto shooting another movie and wanted to hang out but I was out of town.
Hung out with Elisha Cuthbert at a party in Calgary. I was already hanging out with her friend (she was hot too but wasn't a celebrity) and we were having fun when Elisha joined us. She was really really drunk and I was throwing hints all night that we should make it a threesome. She joked back but she said no and just make sure that I bring back her friend in one piece. Oh well, it was worth the try.
Pre-bogged Zac?
Bob Sapp
I've met a bunch. Viggo Mortensen stands out as the nicest and most normal down to earth of them all.
I met Lawrence Fishburne while he was preparing for his role on CSI. I was a teenager. He was trailing a doctor, pretending to be a residency student, but it was clearly just Lawrence Fishburne. I was getting checked for klinefelter syndrome because I have manboobs even though I'm skinny
They were examining my penis. The doctor said "observe the balls" because mine were too large for klinefelter's, then Lawrence Fishburne reached out and touched them and the doctor said "not like that".
My buddy saw Vince Vaughn at a coffee shop in Canada. Said he's a cool dude, really tall
I sat beside this lad on a trip home from Amsterdam, he looked extremely anxious so we didn't interact. I didn't see it, but my friend said he scooted off on his fancy travel bag through the airport.
We reeked of weed.
t. small woman
I was doing bar trivia and Karl THE MAILMAN Malone was in there having dinner with his son. One of the trivia questions was "Who is the all time leading free throw scorer in the NBA?" I am friends with the guy that runs the trivia and he had the questions written ahead of time. It was just coincidence.
my uncle is cousins with one of the guys from the band Styx so i got to meet them backstage but i was a teenager and didn't really care that much. i also saw hulk hogan in a beat up car on the san diego boardwalk in the late 90s.
I saw Jason Segal when I was visiting Pasadena. He was having lunch and someone in front of me recognized him and he got up and took a selfie with the guy.
I did not want to interrupt his meal again, so I just nodded and walked past.
>putting your penis on a brown nipple.
I fricked Emma Watson years ago after a party in LA.
Sure bud. And I fricked the queen of france
was it good?
Yes
Did you get head?
Nice. I'll shoot my shot if I ever see her around.
It would be more believable if you said Stone.
I saw Joss Whedon walking with his children in NYC near FIT after I was coming off a greyhound. I heckled him on the street. Told him Avengers age of Ultron was terrible and called him a cuck. Was really worried he was a stranger who looked like joss but when I looked up his kids when I went home it was a perfect match.
yes, but I was too young to recognize them
my great grandmother lived in East Hampton on Long Island before she died, which is where all the new york celebrities have their summer beach houses. My dad described how it was surreal because you would just see famous people while walking down the street. That said she passed when I was young so I have no recollection of this
the only people I remember meeting in public are, like, a couple of youtubers
i saw michael imperioli in Washington Square Park in NYC. I left him alone because im not some fricking weirdo. also the sopranos sucked
I walked right by Vanessa Hudgens in Glendale in like 2008 and we made eye contact.
Saw Brad Pitt at a Wimbledon tennis final. He looked just as good as he does in the movies... so dreamy
I saw Sophie from Peep show about 15 years ago in East Dulwich supermarket. She was much thinner and blonder in real life.
I also bumped into Super Hans, also from peep show, in a club in Islington. I was absolutely fricking shitfaced. I stumbled up to him and said you're a hero. He looked at me in disgust.
Jimmy Hoffa's daughter babysat me when she and my dad were both judges in St. Louis
That's all I've got
did you get to meet any cool mob guys
Kamel Nanjewhatever from The Eternals came into the restaurant I worked at a couple years ago. He was nice enough, but he kept trying to start little bits whenever his server came around. Like he would intentionally move his glass if someone was filling his water or loudly tap his silverware while she was trying to take others orders. And it can't be confirmed, but he might have destroyed the mens room. Absolutely annihilated the stall. Tipped well, but he or his party might have stolen silverware.
I was next to an A list celebrity when standing in line to board a first class flight. Literally 2 feet away.
A big fat black stewardess made a big deal about him being there and announced his presence to everyone in line and started clapping. It was very unprofessional. I just looked at him and shook my head as if to suggest "as if she just did that" and he rolled his eyes as if to say "I know."
I was rolling on the floor saying "this is reddit, this is memes"
I'd like to meet those tiddies. In private, though.
I had a weird dream once where I met Derek Jeter at a party. Everyone was fawning over him, but I kept pretending not to know him. He saw right through my charade and called me out on it and embarrassed me. He seemed like an butthole