So he was a sociopath right? He constantly fantasizes about being worshiped by his peers or some unstoppable ubermensch
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dude..he was just a kid with an imagination...relax....not everything is about you
No. Frick you. It IS all about me. I am the only real person that exists. You're all just soulless phantoms. Figments of MY imagination and shadows cast by MY inner light. Without me, you don't exist. Think you're real clever frickwad? Think you're funny shitdick? Well fun's over. I'm purging you from my mindscape. You fill fade away into nothingness. Entirely forgotten by me, your GOD. Bye-bye c**trag.
Unironically how I think when I talk to normalgays
he fantasized about his sister whipping him
>you missed your chance to frick prime beatnik pussy
Forget Goth girlfriends, this is the true tragedy
many such cases
looking back, this show was lame
He was just a regular kid that was growing up, of course he wanted to be admired and respected by his peers.
Real shit, it was fricking BORING.
>Real shit, it was fricking BORING.
for me it usually came on after high energy hey arnold. then this boring plodding dumpy shit. even the theme song is low energy pabulum.
Roger was a Chad
https://vocaroo.com/1m17QzH6zXt1
Kino
Remember in the first episode when Disney got the show, he finds out Roger is now rich and he actually screams to the heavens, “NOOOOOOO!!!” Cut to commercial
>when Disney got the show
It became garbage
Diary of a Wimpy Kid for millennials
>He constantly fantasizes about being worshiped by his peers or some unstoppable ubermensch
And? What did you fantasize about? Your best friend kissing the girl you loved?
name one thing Roger did wrong
what did doug say to patti?
>I'm bigger than your dad
>honk honk
Why was he so obsessed with 70s clothes
Boomers wrote it, remember. That was their youth so they still associated it with being cool.
Post when the creator was cucked IRL
>tfw you do this at 30
>34
I still fantasize about being villains from various movies/shows/animes/games and btfoing people
Who never wanted to feel more important than they were as a fricking kid?
Doug ruined an entire generation of young men.
he really did. what a puss
Damn I don't remember Doug being that based.
Honk Honk
You mean like Cinemaphile?
MOGGS you
Don't forget that the inspiration for Patti married the inspiration for Roger.
Last morning I go outside can you be a fool? You numbskull.
pardon?
I am singing the theme.
sociopaths actually succeed at being above average at social situations.
https://ew.com/article/2016/08/09/doug-patti-ending/
>I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?
>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
>being such a simp you literally blackout
There are a lot of characters throughout history that'd be considered incels today. Jon Arbuckle is a 30 something cat dad.
>Hey Funny!
>Honk Honk!
Worse, he was autistic