So he was a sociopath right? He constantly fantasizes about being worshiped by his peers or some unstoppable ubermensch

So he was a sociopath right? He constantly fantasizes about being worshiped by his peers or some unstoppable ubermensch

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dude..he was just a kid with an imagination...relax....not everything is about you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Frick you. It IS all about me. I am the only real person that exists. You're all just soulless phantoms. Figments of MY imagination and shadows cast by MY inner light. Without me, you don't exist. Think you're real clever frickwad? Think you're funny shitdick? Well fun's over. I'm purging you from my mindscape. You fill fade away into nothingness. Entirely forgotten by me, your GOD. Bye-bye c**trag.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically how I think when I talk to normalgays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he fantasized about his sister whipping him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you missed your chance to frick prime beatnik pussy
        Forget Goth girlfriends, this is the true tragedy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        many such cases

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looking back, this show was lame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was just a regular kid that was growing up, of course he wanted to be admired and respected by his peers.

      Real shit, it was fricking BORING.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Real shit, it was fricking BORING.
        for me it usually came on after high energy hey arnold. then this boring plodding dumpy shit. even the theme song is low energy pabulum.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roger was a Chad

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1m17QzH6zXt1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember in the first episode when Disney got the show, he finds out Roger is now rich and he actually screams to the heavens, “NOOOOOOO!!!” Cut to commercial

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when Disney got the show
      It became garbage

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid for millennials

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He constantly fantasizes about being worshiped by his peers or some unstoppable ubermensch
    And? What did you fantasize about? Your best friend kissing the girl you loved?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    name one thing Roger did wrong

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what did doug say to patti?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm bigger than your dad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >honk honk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why was he so obsessed with 70s clothes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Boomers wrote it, remember. That was their youth so they still associated it with being cool.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post when the creator was cucked IRL

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you do this at 30

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >34

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still fantasize about being villains from various movies/shows/animes/games and btfoing people

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who never wanted to feel more important than they were as a fricking kid?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doug ruined an entire generation of young men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he really did. what a puss

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I don't remember Doug being that based.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honk Honk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You mean like Cinemaphile?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MOGGS you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget that the inspiration for Patti married the inspiration for Roger.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Last morning I go outside can you be a fool? You numbskull.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pardon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am singing the theme.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sociopaths actually succeed at being above average at social situations.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://ew.com/article/2016/08/09/doug-patti-ending/

    >I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?

    >So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’

    >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >being such a simp you literally blackout

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are a lot of characters throughout history that'd be considered incels today. Jon Arbuckle is a 30 something cat dad.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Funny!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Honk Honk!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worse, he was autistic

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