>"So how does the bomb work?". >oppenheimer folds paper in half. >punches pencil through it

>"So how does the bomb work?"
>oppenheimer folds paper in half
>punches pencil through it

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in english, Doc

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most senior person enters room where stuff is being planned
      >this man has decades of experience and education on the subject in question
      >CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT IM LOOKING AT?
      i get it bro you have to dumb it down for the 80 iq's making up most the audience but please christ stop doing this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name 7 movies where this happens

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i wont name 7 but i'l let you know they're all space movies, like apollo 13, or fricking moonfall

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why your fish-out-of-water character needs to be a young, inexperienced kid with bright eyed optimism. It's the only way these exposition scenes make sense. The Wire was the absolute worst at this. A fricking Major asking a detective how wire taps work or some shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well to be fair, superiors rarely have any idea what is going on. Especially if technology is quite new and they have been away from the field long time.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some old boomer having to ask how a wiretap works makes perfect sense, though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me the worst parts were when they started namedropping historical figures from the wikipedia page on the manhattan project
        >stop NIELS BOHR, don't eat that apple!
        >oh look it's our good friend ENRICO FERMI
        >little irish senator... I think his name was PRESIDENT JOHN F KENNEDY

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hey Kennedy, mind your head!
          Was this in bad taste?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i'd love to continue this here chat fellas but i gotta go on a trip to DALLAS TEXAS with my WIFE in my OPEN TOPPED CAR

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes quite right... And he said something quite profound as well after he gave his support to Oppenheimer. It occured to him that we need to stop asking what our country can do for us but rather that we should think about what we can do for our country. He carried the fate of us all with that. And he was a good friend. And a senator.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He said.....he had to go frick his wife, not because it was easy, but because he was hard

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Same reason I do most of anything

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name 7 movies where this happens

        E... M... P?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if we use the moon's gravitational pull we can save whats left of our fuel and get back to earth!
          >IN ENGLISH
          >uh its a big slingshot we can use to shoot ourselves home

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Chernobyl pulled this trope off pretty well.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kino series

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They really got to stop hand holding the audience. I'm not a scientist, but I knew alot of the concepts they were talking about before I even watched it. Would have been nice with more science and less political bullshit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they got to dumb things down, they should at least try to do it a bit more organically. Having the other person quickly repeat back what the scientist said in simpler terms would help mask the line was included for brainlets and would establish that person understands the science enough to be able to rephrase it rather than the usual "Um, in english please?" shit.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the bomb works by harnessing the forces that hold the nucleus of an atom together by using the energy released when the particles of the nucleus are either split or merged
    >uhhhhhhh
    >basically big explosion
    >now you're speaking my language!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbf "big bomb" is the best way to explain this shit

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it's like breaking your penis? (there's a loud pop when it happens)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a shitty post

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frickin worst nightmare

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      does it glow when you pop it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She broke her wiener?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you guys ever crack your dick?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THAT'S MY PENIS MS.OPPENHEIMER!!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What an above average post.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"So how does the bomb work?"
    >Oppenheimer folds an Asian street wendor in half
    >Punches pencil through it

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"So how does the bomb work?"
    >oppenheimer folds florence pugh in half
    >unsimulated, raw fricking scene for the next 30 minutes

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"So uh... how does the bomb work?"
    >"Ever been in a really bad breakup?"

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine that the donut is the uranium nucleus and the hot dog is a neutron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bomb is dropped
    >Chaos, carnage, and death for miles and miles as far as the eyes can see
    >Oppenheimer and his team enter ground zero
    >Look upon the horrors at hand
    >A brief look of absolute horror on his face
    >Suddenly the soundtrack flairs up
    >"OPPENROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT"
    >Atom Bomb Baby starts playing
    >Oppenheimer debs left and right
    >Einstein raises the roof
    >Truman breakdances
    >FDR's corpse does the worm
    >A Japanese soldier tries to shoot Oppy only to be landed on by the Enola Gay who does the carlton
    >In the background, Little Boy moonwalks past a pointed sign reading "Nagasaki"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oppenheimer really is in the Twin Peaks universe.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This never happened

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never seen Director's Cut

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes the director's cut because he's israeli, got a problem with that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This never happened

        it was in the post credit scene post credit scene. Most people left after the first one.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you want with theory alone?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Happened IRL tho

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ludo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oppy was officially my favorite marvel character after that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm gonna ignite the dance floor

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        god this azn american cutie always gets me rock hard. so fragile...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY KINO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese oba-san steps out of a burnt up building
      >"Damn Oppy, that was a one spicy-a eggurollu!"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mexican lady hit with the fallout from the trinity test exists her shack
        >"Wypipo don season they bombs!"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"well to be fair we were trying to save israelites"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Suddenly the soundtrack flairs up

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"So how does the bomb work?"
    >"Just turn your brain off bro lol"

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truman: You're telling me that by splitting apart an atom you can make an explosion?
    Oppenheimer: Big things can come from small packages

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    least they kept this
    >the "manhattaners" fighting with hirohito
    >oppemheimer: "ARCHIMEDES NOW"
    >Arc fires his heat ray at hitachi

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Einstein: What are you doing Oppie?!
      >O: Nostradamus saw 14,000,605 futures, and this is the only one we win in
      >hirohito: "who do you think you are!?!?"
      >*oopsieheimer tears atom in half*
      >"I am become death"

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oppenheimer is talking with Truman
    >"I...I have blood on my hands." he peeps
    >"They look pretty clean to me" Truman says
    >Suddenly Einstein enters the room
    >Approaches Oppenheimer
    >"Have you ever heard of...the Sci-Finest?"
    >Truman asks "WHAT?" having heard them
    >"Nothing! Nothing! Just egg head stuff, you know" Einstein says
    >Next scene
    >Oppenheimer is entering the room, nervous
    >Einstein gives him a pat on the back saying "Don't worry, you'll blow them away"
    >"Funny choice of words", Oppenheimer quips
    >The doors open
    >Galileo, Darwin, Curie, and Freud are sitting at a big table
    >"Have you ever heard of....Operation Paperclip?" Newton asks, turning in his chair to face the screen

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bomb goes off in a test
    Oppenheimer looks upon the mushroom cloud
    "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"
    Everyone looks at him
    "That sounded better in my head" xD

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bomb goes off in a test
      >Oppenheimer looks upon the mushroom cloud
      >"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"
      This literally happened in the movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He also says it when he's shoving his dick in a woman too.
        https://files catbox moe/hf1pxm.mp4

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"So how does the bomb work?"
    >oppenheimer folds paper in half
    >cuts to scene of him having sex with the man

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
    >Don't you mean, "I have become death?"
    >Awkwarrrrd!
    >Rover puts a paw over his face

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >great, how long will it take to build it?
    >well, the technology is new, it'll take me several years
    >you have until tuesday

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene is literally in the movie

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer: And don't ever EVER deploy these bombs
    Soldier: Uhhhh
    Oppenheimer: You didn't
    Soldier: I was told to!
    Oppenheimer: How many?
    Soldier: Well, just one
    Oppenheimer: Alright....maybe we can fix this. Maybe we can
    A soldier rushes through the door
    Soldier 2: Hey did you hear the news? We dropped another on those japs! Amazing isn't it?
    Everyone looks at him with rage
    Soldier 2: Uhhhh I think my drill instructor is calling for me. Bye!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"So we're fine. As long as nobody used any nukes."
      >"Question."
      >"What is your question, soldier."
      >"I used a nuke."
      >"...What?"
      >"You told me to."
      >"How many?"
      >"I have done nothing but drop nukes on Japan for three days."

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is a bucket of heavy water
        >my god
        >there is more
        >no...

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a-bomb starts raping faster than the h-bomb

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      at the church bingo

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the movie, surprisingly. Didn't think it would hold my attention for 3 while hours.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Plane flies over
    >Japs looking up
    >See dark metal object dropping
    >They take cover
    >Thing crashes to ground
    >Lets out a little *poot*
    >Everyone chucking and sighing
    >"No reason to-
    >*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
    >Oppenheimer monologue
    >"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I will need your bomb
    >and your other bomb

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But seriously, I think we all know in our heart of hearts that the wormhole theory is bullshit. Are black holes just infinite pits of gravity where whatever gets sucked in just waits until the universe resets again?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's your mom's vegana, dumb toad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      black holes disipate slowly by leaking radiation or something so small ones disappear if they can't collect enough stuff to grow quickly. this probably goes for the big ones to. this is ofc just the math proved mental illness of that incurably nihilistic demonworshiper in a wheelchair who's name escapes me for the moment.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I dun geddit
        >Well, that one feller does but gosh darn it if I'll ever respect the likes of him
        >Anyway, Darla darlin' what's for dinner?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          a man like hawking wouldn't "get it" if god himself appeared and explained it to him. his ilk is repelled by beauty and truth like vampires are from the cross.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Well Oppenheimer, you're an odd fellow, but I must say, you build a good bomb

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiktok Script Matt Damon: *slurp slurp* mmm nuclear fission so good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >General, did you eat the uranium!?
        >It was in the fridge and I was hungry it looked kind of tasty so.......

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Has a pair of Atomic Aces
          >I check

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matt Damon was really good in this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe his real actor era has begun with his golden years ?

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alriight, Spoonster is relevant again!

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you see the atom is like a woman. Its unstable and when you bring a lot of them together some weird shit happens

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex scene
    >I'm the bomb by electric six starts playing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based fellow E6 enjoyer.
      Heeey Oppenheimer with your tail draggin on the flooor...

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if it explodes, will you die?
    >it would be extremely painful

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you'll be instantly turned into radiated vapor
      >for you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he’s dead. he just… vaporized away
        >then show me his body

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Einstein visits Oppenheimer's office at the Institute of Advanced Science after his security clearance was revoked
    >"What if I gave you a chance to redeem yourself, Oppie"
    >Oppenheimer looks up from his copy of Bhagvad Gita
    >Planck, Curie, Rutherford, and Newton's corpse walk in
    >"Would you like to join, the SCIENCVENGERS initiative"

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its weird to think how much better our lives would have been if Hitler developed nuclear weapons first

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truly sad innit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitler didn't develop shit, you moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      well he'd nuke Britain so there's the silver lining i guess

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      True~

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know damn well we'd have permanent colonies on mars and shit by now instead of baby sitting a bunch of third world morons from starving and macheting each other to death

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do agree with you anon I just think we should force feminize slavs into femboys

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And americans. Hitler wanted to destroy america.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And we'd have malmedy massacre x1000000. Such improvement

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that was just SS scum acting like SS scum. actual wehrmacht commanders would never order something like that against a country that has signed all the conventions and stuff detailing the rules of war.

            >inb4 they did it towards the soviets
            the soviets never signed anything and as such their soldiers had no right when captured

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm sure germans were resonable people and would recognize my pure prussian ethnic-ACK!!!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon SS were far more nazi than the wehrmacht.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like that shit doesn't happen on the regular in third world shitholes anyways with no outside interference lol
            For over a year the capital city of Hati has been under control by a gang leader named BBQ who burns his enemies to death, sounds lovely

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But this massacre was done to americans. Which is why I love reminding american chuds who they were in nazis eyes. Just bugs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. Google amerikabomber

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm moronic, btw. Just thought that everyone should know

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quantum physics was israeli sorcery to that fricking moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitler and nukes aren't real.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its weird to think how much better our lives would have been if the bombs did really ignite our entire atmosphere

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Writers want more money despite scripts being mostly copy+paste?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You better make good use of this nuclear shit, homie.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is such a bait. false advertising. they make you think you're going to IMAX because you'll see multiple giant a-bomb explosions, planes flying over Japan, two cities destroyed and so on. instead, you get three hours of people sitting down, talking. Nolan is a fricking hack

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why you would expect this. From the trailers three hours of people talking was exactly the impression I got.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew it would be nothing but bollox tbh. this movie had literally no reason to be in IMAX

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched a promotional video and even the talking doesn't look nice, greyscale black and white, green tinge. I'll just assume the rest is good

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meet girl at party
    >make eye contact
    >rough cut to them having rough hard sex
    wtf i thought this was just a Cinemaphile meme, but i didn't think they would do it for the actual movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there actually a sex scene? wtf how is that at all relevant

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a story of Oppie's life and apparently he was a womanizer
        >tfw commie pussy got me acting strange
        God wanted to frick the shit out of that 5/10 b***h

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literal nerd
          >womanizer
          why is it so difficult for me?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Born in the wrong generation

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is there actually a sex scene?
        Yes
        >wtf how is that at all relevant
        It wasn't. Just film pseuds thinking that sex scenes make something kino or something i don't know. The best parts of the film are when they are talking about the effects of the bomb and its mpact on the world and japan. The sex stuff and his wife and commie gf were just there for the sake of it being a biography. Honestly, there is a really good 90 minute drama in here that's bogged down by all the personal relationship crap. Even the political drama wasn't that good. In fact anything that wasn't directly about the bomb wasn't good.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >God dammit Oppenheimer the bomb was supposed to be dropped on the enemy fleet, THE FLEET not on civilians!
    >Did... did I do an oopsie?
    >*laugh track*
    >Opp, you're on thin ice. One more stunt like that and BAM, BOOM! Straight to the moon!
    >Yes sir, I'm sorry sir. It will never happen again, sir.
    >Mmhm. See that it doesn't. Now remember Oppenheimer, I've got my eye on you.
    >*leaves*
    >*Oppenheimer pulls another bomb from his desk*
    >He said "another stunt like that", but this bomb uses plutonium, not uranium. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bomb: *explodes*
    How do you respond without sounding mad?

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That feel when FBI doesn't even care if you learn about fission because every turd world country can make centrifuges to enrich uranium in 2023.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed at how cheap that plastic bomb looked. Either they don't know how it looked because closed archives or the gov just told them "No."

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you see, fissile material is a lot like a crate of fireworks, and for our purposes a neutron is acting like a spark, you get a spark in a crate of fireworks it puts on quite a show, but you get a warehouse full of crates of fireworks, well, suddenly you have what we like to call critical mass...

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't the Americans just use the eagles to fly to Japan to deliver the bomb?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they did

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We tried bats.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > "so how does the bomb work?"
    > "through lies"

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me why someone in the most senior position of a country was unable to talk it out? I fail to see why they would rather build bombs that can kill literally millions of innocent civilians than find literally any other solution. The civilians didn't do anything to any body. America should really not be forgiven for this shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      America is notoriously inept. They couldn't even kill Castro and they tried like 8 times lol. And that was one guy!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t forget the Vietnam L as well.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget about Afghanistan

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >8
        Dude it was like a thousand

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >America should really not be forgiven for this shit.

      Japan replaced all highschool PE classes with suicide attack training. Boys and girls were learning to sharpen bamboo into spears and charge at marine squads. A ground assault of Japan would have been far bloodier.

      And if you are genuinely heartbroken over the deaths at hiroshima and nagasaki go read about the firebombing of tokyo; far more people died that night. But really you should go read about the japanese occupation of korea and china, japan was far worse to them than we were to japan.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's country was making its citizens do things
        >We can't allow that
        Do Americans really think like this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I still fail to see how killing thousands of civilians seems like a good decision. How about attack the army or its leadership. How the frick did a bunch of supposedly smart men sit in a room and decide the best course of action was to slaughter thousands of innocents.

          >insult wartime Japan
          >incel chuds come out of the woodwork to white knight
          like pottery

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Enters thread
            >Quote several posts and mock their authors
            >Do not address any of their questions
            >Leave
            Good job pal. I'm sure you'd still feel America was right if they had bombes your ancestors amirite

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you Japanese, or just an anime loving chud?
              Get over it. You didn’t live through the bombs and no one you knows did

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But really you should go read about the japanese occupation of korea and china, japan was far worse to them than we were to japan.
        Yeah, it's no wonder Japan and Germany turned into American allies after the war, both country were like "yeah fair enough, you bombed the shit out of us but it's not like we've behaved like altar boys during those last few years"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was fear of the justice that the soviets would carry out that convinced japan and west germany to become "allies" to the US.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Axis countries declared war on the USSR and raped throught eastern europe and asia. Stalin was as much of an imperialistic prick as Hitler with Polans, but you can't say Russians were not justified to rape and kill their way through Germany after they tried to genocide their whole country.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              stalin tried to save the poles from themselves and the polish israelites from the nazis (and the poles)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still fail to see how killing thousands of civilians seems like a good decision. How about attack the army or its leadership. How the frick did a bunch of supposedly smart men sit in a room and decide the best course of action was to slaughter thousands of innocents.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          having a nuke isn't intimidating enough you have to show that you're prepared to use it on absolutely anyone

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they should have nuked moscow then

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How about attack the army or its leadership

          that is a bright idea but noone had thought of it by 1942. only a few decades later did military strategists realize that by attacking military leadership you can create confusion or a rout

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Should've read Sun Tzu

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I still fail to see how killing thousands of civilians seems like a good decision
          Because the American command and government are concerned over the lives of Americans. If two nuclear strikes is enough to crush the will to fight and save AMERICAN lives, that is reason enough for them. It would be a problem for them if thousands of Americans died fighting against the Japanese army.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese Imperial culture was worse if anything than Nazism. The Nazis were essentially Europeans with European rationality, albeit twisted; c**ts but you could have had a beer and a discussion with them. The Japs had some really, really sick and weird quasi-religious shit going on. The kind of culture that NEEDED a cleansing radioactive blast, and if they'd not had that experience Christ knows how bad they'd be now.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that culture was NOT cleaned by bombs it was slowly eroded by american cultural influence. same with germany. the german heritage was much more values in the east than the west

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it was slowly eroded by american cultural influence
            and how is it that the Americans came to have such a cultural influence ....?
            Two massive atomic blasts

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no it was economic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is such a lopsided view. You have been brainwashed by decades and decades of American propaganda. Tell me one thing, if Japan was really a country full of fanatics ready to sacrifice the entire country for their emperor, how come they became a completely normal country the moment they surrendered? You would think the Americans would have had problems occupying a country full of these crazy maniacs, many of whom wouldn't have accepted the surrender.

        The reality is the vast majority of Japanese were just innocent people suffering through a war, like everyone else. Only the high command was insane, which is why the moment it got removed everything was fine. 250,000 didn't need to die in the atomic bombings. Normal Japanese citizens would have surrendered to American troops and their military commands would probably be removed or assassinated if they tried to continue to fight.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how come they became a completely normal country the moment they surrendered?
          >Japan
          >normal
          anon, I…

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're talking about anime and e-girls, etc, that only developed after American culture started influencing Japan in the 50s and 60s, In the late 40s Japan was just another asian country with exotic traditions.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if Japan is criticized
              >”it was the Americans!”
              You sound not better than the /misc/ocks blaming israelites for everything wrong in the world

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japan got what was coming to them. They were monsters.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Flip the situations and Americans lose their shit
            I'm sure if Japan had bombed New York and Washington back in the day im sure Americans would be like yeah you know what, I think they were entirely justified to do that
            Fricking hypocrites

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how come they became a completely normal country the moment they surrendered?
          They didn't. It took a 7 year long occupation of the country with the dismantling of their military, crushing of Imperial and Communist ideas, the near complete restructuring of their economy, the creation of a new constitution, changing the education system, massive land reform, the dismantling of the Imperial cult and a purge of thousands of officials to achieve it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like the dark forest's "chains of suspicion". the moment the bomb existed the only rational respons was to get one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could have just showed a test for a japanese delegation. The Japanese surrendered because they were worried about the soviets overtaking their shithole. America dropped the bomb for show-off to the world.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >America dropped the bomb for show-off to the world.
        whats wrong with this?
        it played out very well for america on a international level

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What's wrong with genociding a country
          Do Americans really

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >genociding

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He doesn't know the definition of genocide
              American education at work everyone

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ameriburgers are the most rabid worker ants on the planet, while believing they are the eternal underdog, a ragtag bunch of scrappy individualists

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they are the eternal underdog, a ragtag bunch of scrappy individualists
              they literally are. what are are seeing is the amorphous elite using the husk of what the United States was to push their NWO agenda. Americans are living the antebellum years of the second civil war

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they are the eternal underdog, a ragtag bunch of scrappy individualists
              they literally are. what are are seeing is the amorphous elite using the husk of what the United States was to push their NWO agenda. Americans are living the antebellum years of the second civil war

              Cope harder I'm laughing a lot

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you know that North Korea has dropped a total of 85,000 bombs on South Korea because they have different religions?
          Oh wait sorry I mixed that up. America actually dropped 85,000 bombs on Afghanistan and 154,000 on Iraq and Syria.
          Still don't see a problem you fricking boot licker?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf did Syria and Iraq do to piss off America? They were in Afghanistan for 20 years and only dropped half the amount lmao

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"So how does the bomb work?"
    >oppenheimer folds a uranium-238 atom in half
    >pokes conventional explosives into it.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I heard you were working on a bomb
    >Not just a bomb, but A-bomb
    >That's what I said.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"we're burning metal to release the hard energy from within"

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bomb make big boom?
    >yes.
    >allright, that's all I need to know, fire away!

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do they keep casting Matt Dammon

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take it the movie is goyslop-tier?

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I reversed the polarity

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I bypassed the compressor

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MacArthur and McArthy were right

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the costumes look so cheap wtf, literal halloween garbage tier

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*Truman kicks Oppie in the balls*
    >"Take that, you frickin' cretin!"
    >E=mc2: "Ohh, right in the atom bombs!"
    >Truman's wienerer spaniel covers his eyes but then leaves a tiny gap to see anyways*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oppi: "Who are you? Where's FDR?"
      >Truman: "He's dead. I'm taking over the project"
      >Oppi: "Okay, well President, we defeated the Nazis so we can cease all research"
      >Truman:"....."
      >Oppi: "You are going to cease all research President Trueman right?"
      >Truman cracks a smile.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fyi America is still here and is still dominate so idk what any of you are saying

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black women intern secretly does all work during the night.
    >"I call it the wizzy energy bomb"
    >Black women intern speaks up "How about atomic bomb?"
    >Everyone looks at her.
    >"Oh actually, that was my second choice... Leave this off the official record, this is one Figure that is best left Hidden."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      das rite

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >send two catastrophic explosions across the planet that wipe out civilian city centers in an instant
    >sets the world in terror of total self destruction over the nect 60 years
    >giant face appears on screen
    >’I CAN KILL ANYONE. I CAN DESTROY THIS WORLD. I AM DEATH, OR WHATEVER YOU CALL HIM IN YOUR PYGMY LANGUAGE’
    What a sensitive man

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Atom bomb explodes
    >Oppenheimer stares at it.
    >"Yeah, that's me. Now, you probably wonder how I ended up in this situation."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rewinds to Oppenheimer as a baby, wearing his hat and smoking a cigarette
      >"...not that far back. Aww, ain't I cute?"

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scientists struggling to complete atom bomb
    >kindly old janitor walks in to the lab one night
    >erases a few numbers and chalks in a new equation on the blackboard
    >scientists marvel over the mysteriously solved equation and make the atom bomb
    >janitor reading the japanese death count outside of internment camp
    >turns and winks at the camera
    >zoom in on his nametag
    >Uncle Sam
    >FIN

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that janitor's name? Albert Einstein.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Well Oppy, tell us, what would it FEEL like to be caught in the blast of this thing?
    >Sir, have you ever been single?
    >Of course, who hasn't?
    >For... an entire month?
    >Dear GOD......... We're all sons o' b***hes now.....

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oppie, how do we defeat the nazis?
    >Well, how about we ... Split the atom?
    >My god, that's so crazy it just might work!

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"so how does the bomb work"
    >Oppenheimer puts 3 marbles in a triangle on the table them rolls another one into them sending them off in different directions

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now imagine that... times a million
      >Dear God

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ask me that again and this is what I'm doing to your ass.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So uh... how does the bomb work?
    >We've weaponised autism
    >Holy shit

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    name one film where this happens homie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just Event Horizon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >event horizon
      >interstellar
      >thor: love and thunder
      >stranger things

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stranger Things
        They did?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, this scene is basically a joke. Which is why I find weird people are threating it as a genuine cliché.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        these are the end credits of Oppenheimer after this scene

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"how are you going to kill a million japs?"
    >oppenheimer picks up flashlight, points it at the general, and turns it on and off.
    >"my god"

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    stole my joke i made this months ago

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I thought you said we were making a rice cooker?"
      the best jokes propagate through our memories. If you want writing credits go back to Hollywood.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the rice cooker joke is old, decades even

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are we getting HD all i see is CAM
    Movies good!!!

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >son...are you a patriot or a communist?
    >uhhh, p-patriot of course
    >good. we need you to build a bomb. like, a really really big one. (he's talking in his usual matt damon voice and not even trying to act)
    >*chuckles* surely the U.S. government has large munit--
    >no, not big enough. we need something so big it makes those asiatic frickers regret they ever left their island, you get what i'm saying?
    >b-but sir, i've recently been reading the bagavi-
    >look, do you want the NAZIS to make this really ridiculously huge bomb first? aren't you one of them israelites or something? think of the future of your people if Nazi Germany makes this ginormous bomb before we do.
    >i'll get right on it...there's just one thing...can you send a chubby woman to assist me?
    >sure thing doc, as long as she's not a commie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i'll get right on it...there's just one thing...can you send a big booty latina to assist me?

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oppen and the general standing and talking important things
    >there is a core test setup in the room behind them
    >an intern walks over to the setup and looks interested
    >he lowers the top half over the exposed core
    >it generates bright blue light as he closes it
    >the intern laughs like a moron, continues to open and close the half spheres
    >the room becomes a rave party
    >general turns around, looking annoyed
    >"jeremy, stop that"
    >the moron sulks and walks away

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "GODANMIT, OPENHEIMER! YOU ARE DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! BUT YOU GET RESULTS!"

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oppi: "Okay listen everybody, Truman is going to use nukes. So no one tells any other country about our research, okay?.... Klaus why are you smiling?"

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oppenheimer at the end of the movie is quietly reflecting on what he's done
    >Neil Bohr comes and visits him
    >You still hung up on that whole becoming death thing?"
    >Oppenheimer waves his hand. "Nah, I've grown out of that phase."
    >Bohr hands him a beer and opens his. "Just remember if you're feeling down again: you can't make an omelette..."
    >"Without frying a few japs." Oppenheimer smiles.
    >Bohr shakes his head playfully "That's not how it goes."
    >Fade to credits
    >What I've Done starts playing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What I've Done starts playing
      fricking kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      saved so much money bros
      thanks bros

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't understand what the frick was happening the entire movie. Can someone give me a basic list of what I need to know before the rewatch?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marioppenheimer makes a bo-bomb and regrets dropping it on the Koopa Kingdom because a lot of innocent goombas died and now everyone else is making bo-bombs.

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Uh Oppenheimer, the bomb didn't work. What's plan B?"
    >"THAT WAS PLAN B!"

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I know how a nuclear bomb works, I don't need you anymore.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP stole my thread that only got 5 replies
    frick you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Middle finger.

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright Oppenheimer, that's it!
    >Hand me your bomb, right now.
    >And your other bomb.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer: We can't bomb this, alright. This needs to matter. It needs to be bombastic! It needs to bombard them with explosive might! They need to be blown away by what we're doing.

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One of the characters mentions Thanos
    >Zoomers go crazy because that's a reference to the ERB episode

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hirohito: "Baka gaijin, no man can defeat glorious Nippon"
    >Paul Tibbets: "I fly no man"

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Matt Daemon look like he's a constable ready to arrest someone?

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Engineer one: Hey unnecessarily verbose engineer, what should we call this new plane?
    Verbose engi: The Enola homosexual
    Engineer: I've got a better idea.

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