So I watched this, I watched the originals later and I still don't understand what the hell is all about, are they aliens or what
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So I watched this, I watched the originals later and I still don't understand what the hell is all about, are they aliens or what
They're demons.
These are both true
Is that Michael Jackson?
Somewhat
Satan tricked humanity into thinking he is Jesus. It's pretty simple.
Can someone give me QRD on Mandala Catalog cause the entire concept reminds me of The Prince of Darkness film from John Carpenter. And honestly I would have prefer it to be literal alternative anti-angels and anti-God trying to invade God turf that would have been more interesting than the usual ooh Demons and somehow Satan "won" against God. It would explain why they were never called Demons in the first place.
Keep in mind that this is an Analog Horror series, and those things pride themselves on drip feeding you info, so we don't have the full picture.
>Satan takes the place of Gabriel and Jesus
>Jesus is possibly implied to still exist, but he's powerless
>Flood happens, an alternate is placed on the Ark, full implications unclear
Fastforward to the 1980s
>Demons exist on a different spectrum from Humans
>Televisions are able to tap into that spectrum
>Technology has advanced so that there's televisions in every home, even your kid has their own TV
>Alternates make contact, drive you to insanity and suicide, and take your place
>Only about 3% survive, I think
>At some point, an order is issued to destroy all televisions and mirrors, and pretty much anything with a screen
I'm missing a bunch of stuff, but that's most of it I think.
Most of the episodes are short, you can get through almost all of them in less than an hour, and Wendigoon has two videos breaking everything down and trying to understand it.
Why do you keep pushing this Wendigoon shit? He's almost literally diet MatPat, you are really revealing your (under)age by shilling for him.
>Satan takes the place of Gabriel and Jesus
How? You mean he literally is both?
And why doesn't God send Michal to kill the Fake Gabriel and Jesus? He does have more than one and he's consider in folklore to be on par with Satan,
>Jesus is possibly implied to still exist, but he's powerless
Why couldn't Satan just kill Him? Jesus is the biggest threat next to his Father in fact killing Him could weaken Him.
>TV are able to tap into that spectrum
There were other tech with similar wavelength that tap into that spectrum but that also doesn't explain why 1980s, why couldn't they do this in the 50s or 70s?
>Tech so advance and nation so prosperous that everyone can afford a house with tvs
>1980s Reagan America
LOL fat chance.
The inconsistency is that the moronic author made it demons after the fact and is just making shit up as they go along
Then what they you assume or he assume they were earlier on? I again prefer the idea that they were unironically anti-Angels with an Anti-God cause that's only very good explanation of how they were able to kidnapped Jesus and replace him with an alternative. In fact I believe that's why I believe they were never called them demons in the first place cause they literally were from an alt reality.
>Jesus being the one who wrestle Jacob.
Cause it makes sense in Exodus God appear to Moses but told him and other not to look at Him for they would be burned, yet Jacob not only looked at God he wrestle with him for three days. Also the bible either say it's Angel or God himself, so which is it they already tainted the holy work by not telling the truth.
Nothing about this shit is demonic, dude is just a shitty writer and none of this gay ass shit is scary
Also makes no sense Satan convince humanity that a literal abomination Jeff the killer reject that he was the second coming of Christ even in the Bible the Anti-Christ is suppose to be this ultimate Charismatic handsome devil literal and metaphorically speaking that woos the world that was already in chaos to reject God and follow him. It's hard press to make a compelling argument when you're just killing random people for shits and giggles like a fricking boogieman monster and you're recorded doing it and you expect people to believe you're this Son of God.
Also why the frick did they had a hard time invading earth in the first place? If you can somehow kill God or Jesus but you can't even make some portal to transfer your armies into the Earth that you have to rely on somehow a tv and why tv why couldn't it been radio or the phone or an old school photograph and also why in the 80s why couldn't it been during the 40s when they had tv?
And again what the frick is their plan? If your goal is to get you legions of satan in to earth I wouldn't waste my literal Anti-Christ and Gaberl to kill some literal whos and focus on idk have the Anti-Christ in power. And then how the hell could Satan only now replace Jesus when he was Mary and neither Jesus nor God foreseeing this? I mean this isn't even the first time Jesus came to earth he came I assume when he was wrestling Jacob. Now I think about it why would he come as infant at all?
Under your interpretation of the Bible I can see Jesus being the one who wrestle Jacob.
Let's just say Jesus is the human part of God (but not because of trinity just like o
Quaternions)
The economics of free will versus the necessity of being the right person who could enjoy an eternity with God is such that a sacrifice is needed. This sacrifice came as Jesus who was the ultimate good because it was human who at the same time did no sins something that makes his sacrifice worth infinity
the biggest factor to radicalization is a deep sense of alienation, of being separate, different and not fitting in to society, and being lonely and isolated are just natural side-effects of that.
They are literal demons, the series is about the world goverments trying to stop a Doom-Like demon invasion on earth
Jesus got replaced by a demon and demons have a much easy time entering earth, this wasn't a big problem till the invention of the TV which has allowed them to turn an occasion attack into a full on invasion.
They’re prostitutes
>are they aliens or what
That’s just it; people done know what they are. They’re some kind of intelligent imitator monster, but they’re rather bad at it.
Why did Mandela Catalog become the face of analogue horror threads on Cinemaphile when it's one of the worst ones?
Cinemaphile sucks so it gets the worst anal horror
Up and coming youtuber Wendigoon talked about it in detail and that spread it around. That's why a lot of youtube videos that take pot shots at Analogue horror tend to only being using material from MC and nothing else
How can you zoomers stand to watch homosexuals like Wendigoon and Dream?
I wish Gemini was the popular one.
>that out of place "planet"
get out of here pluto
pluto gave me an sph fetish
I want an Alternate GF
the only thing you need to understand is that you should be watching better videos instead
Monument Mythos kinda sucks too tho especially now that everyone is starting to realize it.
>1st world
>pro gun
Every other civilized western nation has strict gun laws for a reason Americuck
MM became capeshit with overt politics because alex thinks his audience is too dumb to pick up on such subtle commentary as the liberty lurker being a tree watered with blood or george washington's eldritch form ordering the architect of the suez canal through his dreams
The George Washington shit was also moronic, he just completely jumped the shark by trying to do Brightburn but shittier for no real reason other than trying to piggyback off of capeshit.
Don't worry, he has a cope asspull prepared where he can retcon anything as "unreliable narration" by the "Avenues"
I like how Pelo took the piss out these videos. That being said, he probably is fan of them.
thats basically how it is with most of his videos are like, he doesn't really have any malice towards the people he jokes about
It's shitty horror for moronic zoomers, that's all you need to know.
>unironically watching a video from a moronic third worlder that's anti-gun and pro-abortion
https://twitter.com/_SrPelo_/status/1540504458035167232
watching a video from a moronic third worlder that's anti-gun and pro-abortion
>https://twitter.com/_SrPelo_/status/1540504458035167232
no one gives a shit about his poltical views, moron
go to /misc/ if you want to debate this shit
Go to reddit if you want to talk about zoom zoom horror and zoom zoom animations
And you can go back to Stormfront where you can me from chud
>can me
>chud
show hands
pure unfiltered garbage, the animation at the end is embarrassingly bad.
Wtf I love _SrPelo_ now
>pro-abortion
What's wrong with that? I'd rather a child be aborted than like in a loveless family or an orphanage.
Sure you just aren't a sociopath? Would forcing un-aborted babies to attend drag shows make their life worth it for you?
not that guy but holy strawman, are all conservatives this moronic? Aren't you the ones always going on about white people being replaced, yet you support legislation that directly goes against that. I don't care but it's funny how stupid and hypocritical/backwards you people are.
>you people
It has nothing to do with race groomer, though obviously your pro-abortion stance is if you think it will lead to less minorities.
>are all conservatives this moronic?
No. Every political ideology, maybe spare the most ridiculous ones no sane person would actually believe (inb4 "oh, so just like [political ideology I don't like]?", I'm speaking more in terms of posadism) have good, well meaning people who think that this would be the best for the world. An example of a good conservative is Scott Cawthon.
I'm actually a psychopath so having political beliefs is beyond my comprehension.
I just defended people I don't necessarily agree with, why are you insulting me?
>Scott Cawthorn
>good conservative
He gave money to Orange Man and Zodiac Killer, just because he isn’t vocal about his beliefs doesn’t mean he’s a ‘good’ cuckservative. Also he played the victim card the second his extremist leanings were revealed. He also gave money to fricking Tulsi only when she became a vocal TERF so frick that bigot.
Damn bro, even Stalin would tell you to stop being such an extreme leftie.
You don’t tolerate bigots
Exactly. That is why we don't tolerate your kind.
so much for the tolerant left
Cry sum moar, troon.
>An example of a good conservative is Scott Cawthon.
have a nice day.
>Analogue horror
>No anal, logs or gues
False advertising. I want my honey back.
I hate what zoomer animation has come to
What are the opinions on the latest video? I thought it was a step up from the last videos
It is a step up, but falls into the same trap as other horror videos of showing to much of the monster, it was effective when it was a simple hand in the darkness but towards the end you can really see the cracks and the stiffness of the model.
>me and boys staying up at 2am getting late night snacks
I'm pro-abortion because it overwhelmingly happens to basketball Americans, and I'm pro-gun control because I don't trust them with guns either.
Simple as.
Also, the Mandela Catalog is for turbo homosexuals.
This you?
Nice bar graph that ignores gang related violence at school
>He thinks every Black person is in a gang
You sure showed me with that shitty Twitter infographic! Self-hating white liberals are the worst.
>Whites commit proportionate crime
>251x201
Post something legible, moron.
Freedom <3
Honestly, I like the idea of the alternates and the way they propagate through media, but that's about what I can stomach of the Mandela Catalogue. Once the implication that Alternates are pretty much an every day occurrence that is still unerving went away, I kinda stopped caring about it.
What's the whole lore?
And is everyone an alternate in the year 2020?
>meme faces
>that shitty cheap 3D model
>unironic jumpscare moment
With this and what happened to Monument Mythos, analog horror is finally finished