So if this guy was well past his natural lifespan (he needed robo-darth vader-ish parts to keep going) and had a relatively peaceful reigh, why didn&#...

So if this guy was well past his natural lifespan (he needed robo-darth vader-ish parts to keep going) and had a relatively peaceful reigh, why didn't he have any heirs? Why is the only other giant newt we see his father? Were they the last of their kind or something? Seems like a pretty big plot-hole to me.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was so stupendously bitter over that frog girl's betrayal and the fricked up influence of his dead father's robo-ghost that he refused to die or pass on his mission to another until he "redeemed" himself in the core's (or his own) eyes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, if he passed it on to his son then he'd go down in history (in his father's eyes) as a failure who died having ruined Newtopia

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and also he was in love with Leif. She soured his romantic experience forever too.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    all gwyn's sons are either estranged or gay and its a disney show

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oneitis

    Literally his entire motivation was his oneitis over this one frog girl that betrayed him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seethes so hard he invents racism

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not just the CEO of Racism, he's the goddamn King of it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not just the CEO of Racism, he's the goddamn King of it.

        >so racist that he ends up enslaving and ruining the life of his own race

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matt just didn't thought about it. But yeah logically it was absolutely insane for him to not have offspring, his entire plan needed his family to stay in power forever and he was clearly dying of old age and about to transfer his memories to the machine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should’ve fricked Lady Olivia to continue the bloodline.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    avatargayging is against the rules Olivia

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well why the frick do we have an option to put our names in then? I mean, if mods are that anal about using the name field then why do we have the option?
      Why not make it like /b/ where you can't?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fair point

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you can call yourself homosexual Mcgayface if you so choose
        Not so you can roleplay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it's easier to ignore your literal autism if you just put a name rather than spam images

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was just a pawn so his ancestors could mind control a little girl.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't get why they sprung for a wimpy nerd

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They only wanted one of the wieldets of the calamity powers and Anne and Sasha were less vulnerable.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          *wielders

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sasha's team

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Theme*

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We needed more SPORE episodes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but with Darla

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do not bully Darla. She is cute autistic girl meant for hug and protecc

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She ain't autistic like (you) she is just shy

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know the Darla lore

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe he was gay.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was too obsessed/guilted into having family. His number one focus was on redeeming himself and invading Earth. He was a gilded slave.

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