So I'm doing a Barbenheimer double feature. What is the best viewing order? I see good reasons for both ways.
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So I'm doing a Barbenheimer double feature. What is the best viewing order? I see good reasons for both ways.
Also what are some other great double features?
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Here's a neo 80's triple feature I enjoyed
Kek
>Stalker and Annihilation
>The Trial and Beau Is Afraid
>Lux Aeterna and La Ricotta
>One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Cool Hand Luke
>RHPS and Forbidden Zone
>Forbidden World and Galaxy of Terror
>The Thing and Horror Express
>Last Year at Marienbad and the Shining
>Screamers and Leviathan
casino/toy story released similarly.
My friends saw Mission Impossible 4, Tintin, and Dragon Tattoo all in one day once
Kinopilled.
E.T. and Salo
Can somebody start a thread for posting a movie and getting a recommendation for a pairing with that movie? Jannies banned my ip range from making threads but I can still post in threads
Give me a movie and I'll post a thread
Match Point (2005)
trash movie. i will NOT be making that thread.
Ah! you should then proceed simply to post to reddit directly.
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/dqew36/i_was_lucky_to_come_across_match_point_2005/
One post mentioning it _4_ years ago. Yes you made a good point.
How about some suggestions for you to get excited about: Iron Man. It Follows. Ant Man. Labyrinth. Mandy...
>brings up reddit out of nowhere
>NO NOT LIKE THAT
lmao
Big trouble and little china
oppenheimer then barbie probaly works best in a depressing sort of way. going from a pivotal moment in modern history to seeing the kind of world it paved the way for
Yeah I was thinking the chronological order would make it interesting.
Also should I take a break for lunch? Should it go lunch, Barbie, dinner, Oppenheimer or Barbie, Lunch Oppenheimer, Dinner?
>lunch, Barbie, snacks, Oppenheimer, dinner
>this fricking ape can’t site still for 5 hrs without gettin hungy
for shame, lose some weight
It's 5 hours man and I'm skinny. I'm trying to eat more regularly.
Just live your life, wtf
Don't forget to wipe your ass after you poop btw
Just post here before you go to the bathroom and we'll walk you through the whole process
Watching Barbie and thinking
>At least we’re not speaking German.
Agreed, Oppenbarbie is the way to go OP
one of these two movies is about a pivotal movement in modern history and the other one is oppenheimer
that doesn't make any sense at all, you're just taking an saying and changing one word, but the context of what your saying is nonsense. it doesn't add any new meaning.
what did the nuclear bomb ever change
surely not the outcome of ww2
no shit, but the saying is about altered expectations. The punchline that the other one is Oppenheimer means the narrator is saying that Barbie was a pivotal movement in history. Har har har.
Only that joke isn't funny because there is nothing important about Barbie in history. It's like a metaphor for the sake of a metaphor but one which adds nothing to the description.
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The problem is if you first watch Barbie, you might miss most of Oppenheimer because you'll be busy sucking off a guy in the back
Oppenbarbie
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who the frick is having a black coffee before a 3 hour movie? gonna have to bring a piss bottle
Barbie first, Oppenheimer second
You need to download the personality from Goose in Barbie so that you know what you should think of Oppenheimer.
twitter tourist trash
very likely a capeshitter as well based on that br fn
Watch Oppenheimer twice (its a Nolan flick so you will need a minimun of 5 total watches) then jerk off to Margot Robbie deepfakes.
>watch Nolan flick five times
>it makes less and less sense each time
Its ok, thats perfectly normal, keep going to 10 until you reach the inverted time. Then you move into the macro timeline that connects ALL his films. The briefcase in Dark Knight Rises is the dream machine from Inception, this should point you in the right direction.
>The briefcase in Dark Knight Rises is the dream machine from Inception
Holy shit, can you give me a watch order of the Nolanverse?
sorry friend I was just memein but I truly believe that fricking briefcase looks too similar to be a coincidence.
See Oppenheimer first because it'll be the most boring. Once that shitfest is out of the way you can finish strong with a real kino
Are there any adult theaters showing Barbie?
>get tickets for both
>wake up early and go get brunch with the lads
>then head to see barbie for the early afternoon showing
>stop by the pub for a cheeky pint with the mates
>then catch the 7pm showing for oppenheimer
>after we get a bite to eat and eat silently processing the horrors of war
I'm going to do it this way, except I have no friends to go to brunch with. And instead of a pint, I will down a fifth of vodka and passout only to wake up in the middle of Oppenheimer covered in puke.
barbie first, then oppie
Oppenheimer is gonna be some dry drama shit, you're going to want to do that first or you'll be fatigued by the time it starts. Then Barbie will be a nice palate cleanser to finish
Barbie won’t be a fun or enjoyable movie. It’ll be a 2-hour whinging hysterical feminist b***hing-fest. Read the recent Time magazine article (the Mattel execs are terrified and trying to spin the movie as fun while all the actors and the director confirm otherwise).
Well much like how My Neighbor Totoro is a direct sequel to Grave of the Fireflies which is why they were originally released as a double feature, Barbie is a direct sequel to Oppenheimer. So if you want to leave in a happy mood watch them in chronological order but if you want to leave depressed watch the sequel first. It's the opposite case for the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory/Snowpiercer double feature.
>Well much like how My Neighbor Totoro is a direct sequel to Grave of the Fireflies
>My Neighbor Totoro is a direct sequel to Grave of the Fireflies
Jesus, Totoro takes place in the 50s...
Always do the more serious movie first, particularly if it's the longer one.
Take a caffeine break between them too.
Don't do the 3 hour+ film last, you'll be nodding off even with obnoxious bass drones rattling your skull.
Woah.
is that saddam?
I'm hoping all this trash fails and causes the entertainment industry to die.
Oppenheimer and then watch grass grow. It’ll be more entertaining and you might reach enlightenment.
The summer double feature will become a thing for a few years because of these movies, I swear.
I can't believe the shills actually are marketing a barbie oppenheimer double feature. It's only a double feature if you purchase one movie ticket and get two movies, otherwise you're just going to the movies twice in one day.
Yeah, well they don't do double features anymore so this is the next best thing.
Tons on indie movie theatres still do double features. Go find a kino theatre and not a cineplex.
The place I live sucks there's no other theaters
I don't believe you, there is no hell hole that deep.
Barbie first than oppenheimer. Just in case it is has good as chris is saying it is.
Barbie then Oppenheimer seems like a given to me. Lighter then more serious
By that reasoning the choice should be Oppenheimer then Barbie. Oppenheimer will show you how depressing human sacrifice can be, and then Barbie will show you how with all that sacrifice of our forefathers, we've become a soulless society spending our Friday nights watching a Barbie movie. Then you'll really want to blow your brains out.
i'm pretty sure that you'd want to nuke the world after watching shit like barbie
Watch Barbie twice
One to have fun, two so the message sinks in
Why dont you go see 2 good movies instead?
imagine willingly watching white man bad x le poor israeli man in agony after his bomb exploded for 4 hours.
you need to take a break from /misc/ dude
Some acquaintance I barely even know said this to me irl. I told him I don't use Cinemaphile and he needs to take a break from reddit because he's acting like a paranoid schizophrenic
when you notice unsubtle themes that are pushed in hollywood movies and the narratives that hollywood writers openly brag about, it means that you sit on /misc/ all day. I see
Only based post in this exceedingly Reddit thread.
I think Barbie has to come first tbh. It just feels like a movie that would air earlier in the night on TV.
>Change into a suit, smoke a few packs of cigarettes, go to my local diner and eat whatever 'atomic' themed menu items there are
>Go see Oppenheimer
>Go home, take my estrogen and change into my best dress with full makeup
>Go out with the gals and get blasted on gin and wienertails
>Hang out with my boyfriend's dog for a bit
>Go see Barbie
>Barbenheimer
Barbie first, then Oppenheimer to wipe the horrible imagery from your mind and end on a more positive note.