>So it is before the walls of Minas Tirith the doom of our time will be decided.

>So it is before the walls of Minas Tirith the doom of our time will be decided.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why was this guy such a drama queen?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was a drama King, actually

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the film so post apocalyptic, theres no large cities or anything? Also you guys lied, this is not classic fantasy like at all, its borderline fantasy deconstruction.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is the film so post apocalyptic
        Because it is, the previous age has basically ended and the whole world is in decline, which is why Sauron crept back in. Man inherits the world from the Elves as they're fricking off and Sauron is defeated again, ushering in the next Age.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >So it is before the walls of Minas Tirith where I will order my army to charge right into the castle-sized elephants
    what a moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hi post

      [...]

      , I see you are going to every LOTR thread to talk about this, hm?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, Tolkein had 0 experience in warfare, so he had no idea when writing it how stupid a move that would be.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, didn't he just sit around at home all day too? Really stupid that his fantasy cobbling somehow became contemporary western mythology.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    RIDE NOW
    RIIIIIIIIIDE
    RIDE TO RUIN
    AND THE WORLD’S ENDING

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doom meant judgement

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my 7/5/3 1957 1st edition LOTR set (nearly pristine) has gone up 400% in value in the last 3 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a fire starts
      >money stolen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Never happening

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You should be storing them in a nitrogen box anon, it will stop browning from light/oxygen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If true then very cool, anon. Ever plan on selling one day or do you want to keep it as an heirloom? As much as I'd love to keep something like that as an heirloom for the family, I just wouldn't know if I could trust anyone else to take care of it as much as I would before them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I own a vast library of rare books I collected myself. Take a guess what this one is. I peruse auctions all over the world for books. My collection isn't going anywhere. Also I'm not one of those gay millionaires who just dumps hundreds of thousands on whatever he can. That's gay and not in the spirit of collecting.
        >ibn4 that 1 korean troony on instagram who has 10 1st prints of Dune and 4 1st prints of the hobbit

        hint: it was directly adapted into several films under a different name.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why collect things? I never understood it. It doesn't seem practical.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >a set of books I bought in 2011 for $800 is now worth $7500

            uh huh

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              But you said you're never going to sell it, so that's meaningless.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >But you said you're never going to sell it, so that's meaningless.
                you don't have to sell it for it to gain value

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It gaining value is useless if you never realize that value. If I give you a million dollars under the condition that you can never access the money, you would have no reason to accept.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I googled the name and the moment I saw the genre, it clicked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >has gone up 400% in value in the last 3 years
      so it has barely beaten inflation...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you would struggle to find any assets that go up 400% over 3 years.

        Why collect things? I never understood it. It doesn't seem practical.

        It can be nice to have your own little bit of history particularly about something you love. Even nicer if it appreciates in value so much. It's not as if there are ever going to be more of what he has.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you would struggle to find any assets that go up 400% over 3 years
          My unvaxxed sperm

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aragorn should have told him about the invincible army he was recruiting

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How could Wormtongue friend of Sauronsman betray me?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did nobody figure out Sauronman was a servant of Sauron?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NO IT'S SAURON AND THE ARMIES OF MORDOR IT'S OVER
    >Sauron doesn't take a single human city
    >doesn't advance five feet from the gates of Mordor
    Was his threat actually overblown?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because Sauron wasn’t an idiot. He was microing the economy of fantasy Russia/China and Africa to build up an army to crush the only free peoples left able to stop him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sauron would have taken Gondor had his useless sidekick, Sauronsman, not been cucked by God bringing back his mortal enemy, Gandalf the fool, from the dead. Truth be told, without God intervening on multiple occasions then Saurons plan was practically foolproof. However, God wanted to make a pun so he sent Gandalf the fool to foil the foolproof plan.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The theater in my town is doing a lotr marathon event on the 19th I'm so excited bros

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe next time don't trust someone literally called Sauronsman

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was so shit. Felt relief when I saw that he didn't make it

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