So Luke is going to frick this?

So Luke is going to frick this?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luke is dead.
    Disney doesn't want to acknowledge his existence anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney doesn't want to acknowledge his existence anymore.
      But Filoni does

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even worse

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you are referencing Skin Walker Luke from Mandalorian, then that did Luke no favors. Only gave further credence to the idea that Disney hates Luke by writing him like a moron.

        Yes. In a way. She's the Mara Jade of this version of Heir to the Empire.

        However, there's no romantic relationships between heterosexuals in Disney, much less sex, so expect the most unsatisfactory "pairing" ever.

        If they axed any romance between Sabine and Ezra, then there is no way they are having Shin and Luke have any kind of relationship.
        Which is actually funny, how Sabine just fricked over the Galaxy just to find someone she's not even in love with.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          alpha chad ezra friendzoned her in his holo message.
          "you're like a sister to me"

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ezra goes in for a kiss on Sabine, full tongue
            >She reels back and says, "But you said I'm like a sister to you!"
            >Ezra responds with pic related

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ezra always loved Kanan more.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              god this show was ugly

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They went uglier later.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I heard that Sabine was his love interest and it was retconned in Ahsoka with the sister line, but I'm on s3 of Rebels now and there has not been one iota of interest suggested in either direction. He and Sabine interact the least out of anyone in the crew

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            sister fisters are canon in star wars tho

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gives him a grand total of 2 cameos and then nothing else
        Kek. This is like watching a battered woman in an abusive relationship.
        "I-I know he loves me because he took me to my favourite restaurant for my birthday... 6 years ago..."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      MY LUKE'S NOT DEAD HE'S SURELY ALIVE!
      HE IS LIVING ON THE INSIDE!
      ROARING LIKE A LION!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm a zoomer but it's obvious even to me that the higherups at Disney have some kind of grudge towards Luke. First I thought it was a grudge towards Hamill but Disney had a lot of chances to recast the character and they never did.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont understand why tho.
        I remember that inside star wars studio video where they had lukes head crossed over as proof as well.
        They only reason I can make of it is that they dont want star wars to be around "luke" anymore, they want something fresh and new they can built ontop...
        But thats now how you make money or satisfy your fans, that sound like something from an government funded project to push for change not how a capitalist company should act.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Disney had balls they could avoid the OT issues entirely by setting their material in a new period like KOTOR did. The problem is they're terrified to move away from the era people are familiar with even when it has been done to death.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've often suspected that everyone working at Disney are contractually forbidden to tell stories greater than four degrees of separation from anyone named 'Skywalker'.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They already tried it with "The High Republic" and it flopped spectacularily

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They only reason I can make of it is that they dont want star wars to be around "luke" anymore, they want something fresh and new they can built ontop...
          This theory would make sense if they didn't keep putting Darth Vader in every other thing they made.
          The real reason is literally just that Kathy hates Luke. He's George's self-insert and I'm sure she criticised Luke several times to George before the acquisition and was ignored. My theory is that she's desperate to prove that star wars can be successful without Luke.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny to me because Luke is one of the least interesting things about Star Wars to me, even before the prequels, I always felt that way. I guess I'm kinda a minority, but to me, he was always just kind of a blank slate. The point of Luke was kind of to allow you to pretend to be him or imagine yourself in his position. Maybe it's just me but that's always how I viewed him, and Star Wars can absolutely work without him lmao. They actually keep going back to him. I'd rather they didn't.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the Hero's Journey can work without the Hero
              Midwit take.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                We already had that journey in episodes 4-6
                You can't just keep going back on the journey you already took over and over
                This is a universe, Luke is not the only character to go on a journey in it

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't how you can fail to understand that the central "blank slate" hero is important to fans.
              Star wars can absolutely exist without Luke. The pt proved that. Numerous side stories haven proven that.
              But everyone wants Luke to return triumphantly. Everyone waited 30 years for Luke to come back after RotJ just to see Luke when he's matured and older.
              Regardless of how you feel about the character, surely you get that? And surely you understand why those fans would be pissed off to see Luke treated in such a disgraceful manner?
              Imagine if Dragonball Super had released and Goku was in a single scene where he jobbed to some low-level punk and was sad because he had tried to murder Gohan in his sleep. That's basically what happened.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But everyone wants Luke to return triumphantly. Everyone waited 30 years for Luke to come back after RotJ just to see Luke when he's matured and older.
                >Regardless of how you feel about the character, surely you get that? And surely you understand why those fans would be pissed off to see Luke treated in such a disgraceful manner?

                I don't disagree with this at all. I completely agree with you. My point was just that if KK wants to move on from Luke, then move the frick on from Luke instead of embarrassing him over and over. My point is that Star Wars CAN work without Luke so if that's what she wants.. then do it.

                But yes, obviously, if you are going to use Luke, and it makes sense to do so, don't humiliate him. But the decision to humiliate him was deliberate. Their goals were political, not making a crowd pleasing movie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well one of the problems is that they already humiliated him.
                So if they move on now, they've lost all goodwill from the fans. And the only way to get those fans back is to treat Luke better.
                If they completely abandon Luke after everything, which it looks like they're doing, then the franchise will just slowly die.
                If they had never brought him back in the first place, it could've been fine. If they retconned the st, and kept the Mandalorian cameo, it would be acceptable to a lot of people though still ridiculous considering his absence in Ahsoka sticks out like a sore thumb.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess like I said I don't care about Luke and now he sucks so I don't want to see more of him lmao
                If your perspective is you want to see him be cool again, well, that's a Monkeys Paw ask, anon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they’re going to recast him and the whole crew. It’s time.

                There’s been rumors going around for a few weeks now that C3PO and Leia (played by Millie Bobby Brown) are going to appear on Ashoka in either episode 7 or 8. They’ve already used O’Reilly to play Mon Mothma POST RoTJ. Which is very telling about the direction that they are going, because O’Reilly was meant to be young Mothma.

                Also, the announcement of the Lando movie pretty much guarantees that they are going full recast at this point.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That could be what they do with recasting, but Andor only takes place a few years before ANH which is only 4 years before Mon Mothma's first appearance in ROTJ.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right, but they didn’t bother aging O’Reilly up or changing her hair to look like Blackiston. Something is up. We’ll see what happens. But the reveal that Baylon is hunting the Skywalker family means they are bringing back Leia and Luke. It might be time to go with recast

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they recast Leia, it will be Billie Lourd or bust. They've already done that once.
                The fanbase won't accept anyone else playing Leia.
                But it's unlikely to happen in a big way anyway. Solo flopped way too hard so they're against that idea.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Solo flopped because of TLJ.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                True. But disney will never admit that. Externally or internally.
                So they pretend it flopped because people don't want to see Han Solo recast

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I agree, actually. Luke is a standard cutter adventure hero and the fandom's memory got edited into pretending he was amazing just because the sequels sucked.
              But him being nothing special is not an excuse for Disney to rape to character by completely undoing his journey just to push insufferably dull characters like Rey.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I totally agree he shouldn't be raped
                And he definitely could have been made a cool character if they did it right. It wouldn't have been hard

                How about he drinks alien milkies instead tho?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like luke Skywalker but I find mark an insufferable c**t. Always going on about lefty shit on twitter and talking about trump.
            This from the same guy who simply liked a tweet from JK Rowling and then got abuse from the left over it, removed his like, made a public apology to the left claiming he didnt understand how transphobic JK was.

            The guys a pathetic excuse for a man considering how he used to be in the 80s and 90s. It's like hes been replaced by a clone.
            So the less I see of him in stuff the better

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >waah waah waaah politics
              Jesus christ no one cares. Go get offended somewhere else.
              I like Rowling too. You know what I didn't do? Make a twitter account and then get triggered when trannies harassed me.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The irony of u being a gay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their original plans didn't revolve around Luke and now he is 71. Even if they right now jettisoned the movies and announced a Luke Skywalker series about his new temple and said they were gonna use the TV shows to make a new canon which is honestly their only real shot (no one is actually going to get excited over an announced reboot movie so soon or ever, they had their shot in theaters), he's still gonna be 72-73 by the time it drops. They could recast him but from their perspective everything has been fine until just a few years ago.

          There's only been one true actual bomb for Disney wars and that's Solo which was their first real slap to the face they weren't doing so hot. All the ST still broke a billion BO so up until then they did not care.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            STAR WARS:

            Movies:
            Episode IV: A New Hope $ 3.6 billion (1977)

            Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back $ 1.8 billion (1980)

            Episode VI: Return of The Jedi $ 1.3 billion (1983)

            Epiosde I: The Phantom Menace $ 1.8 billion (1999)

            Epiosde II: Attack of The Clones $ 1 billion (2002)

            Episode III: Revenge of The Sith $ 1.2 billion (2005)

            Star Wars: The Clone Wars $ 88 million (2008)

            Episode VII: The Force Awakens $ 2.35 billion (2015)

            Rogue One $1.22 billion (2016)

            Epiosde VIII: The Last Jedi $ 1.4 billion (2017)

            Solo $437 million (2018)

            Epiosde IX: Rise of Skywalker $1.1 billion (2019)

            Rogue Squadron TBD (2023)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's only been one true actual bomb for Disney wars and that's Solo
            That is the only major bomb, yes. But the sequel projects earned far far less than they should have. Remember, executives and shareholders don't go making movies with the logic of "as long as we break even then it's ok", no. They want massive profits and they want to foster a fanbase of consumers willing to watch 10 more movies like that. In that regard, the sequels were very much a financial failure because not only did episodes 8 and 9 earn far less than desired while being turbo expensive, but they also put the audience off from future films. Which is a disaster considering Disney's initial Star Wars plans was a new movie every year for the next few decades or so.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            STAR WARS:

            Movies:
            Episode IV: A New Hope $ 3.6 billion (1977)

            Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back $ 1.8 billion (1980)

            Episode VI: Return of The Jedi $ 1.3 billion (1983)

            Epiosde I: The Phantom Menace $ 1.8 billion (1999)

            Epiosde II: Attack of The Clones $ 1 billion (2002)

            Episode III: Revenge of The Sith $ 1.2 billion (2005)

            Star Wars: The Clone Wars $ 88 million (2008)

            Episode VII: The Force Awakens $ 2.35 billion (2015)

            Rogue One $1.22 billion (2016)

            Epiosde VIII: The Last Jedi $ 1.4 billion (2017)

            Solo $437 million (2018)

            Epiosde IX: Rise of Skywalker $1.1 billion (2019)

            Rogue Squadron TBD (2023)

            >There's only been one true actual bomb for Disney wars and that's Solo
            That is the only major bomb, yes. But the sequel projects earned far far less than they should have. Remember, executives and shareholders don't go making movies with the logic of "as long as we break even then it's ok", no. They want massive profits and they want to foster a fanbase of consumers willing to watch 10 more movies like that. In that regard, the sequels were very much a financial failure because not only did episodes 8 and 9 earn far less than desired while being turbo expensive, but they also put the audience off from future films. Which is a disaster considering Disney's initial Star Wars plans was a new movie every year for the next few decades or so.

            I’d argue that Rise of Skywalker was a bomb too.

            It made the least amount of money of all 9 Skywalker films. It actually took a loss on merchandise. It was widely critically derided and united all sides of the fandom in hating it (from leftie corporate lovers to the fandom menace) It decisively turned the public against the Sequels for all time. The film apparently cost almost $500 million to make, with an additional $200 million in marketing, it’s likely that the film only broke even.

            And given that internal estimates were for somewhere between $2-$3 billion for the “epic conclusion” to the Skywalker Saga, for it to limp to breaking even was a massive disappointment

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              it was also Outgrossed by The Joker, which has to be a huge ego blow for them that the movie they tried to paint as "le incel movie" outgrossed the "epic conclusion" to the saga

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >barely broke even
              and while how you amortize it depends what happens going forward, you should maybe add another billion or so to the movie's costs, given they had to pay 4bn for the IP and haven't made much else with it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >”that sound like something from an government funded project to push for change not how a capitalist company should act.”
          That’s because disney is part of the state’s propaganda arm

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is literally Kathleen Kennedy's vendetta against Lucas to replace all his iconic male characters with HER female self inserts. Revenge against all those years she had to grit her teeth while MEN, who didn't deserve their chance, who were SO MUCH less talented than her, got to make the shots while she had to get the coffee because nobody trusted her not to frick everything up.

          She knows where all the little bodies are buried in which backyards so all the pedos in Hollywood and Disney can't cross her, even now when she's basically cost them all billions.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have some kind of grudge towards Luke.
        This grudge called marketing. Luke getting replaced by the new flagship toys (ahsoka and mando)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney doesn't want to acknowledge his existence anymore.
      So why is he in three post-TLJ release works?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And made him act moronic in each one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luke was literally in the Mandalorian multiples times, dumb mother fricker.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Appears in the final scene of one Episode
        HE WAS LITERALLY MULTIPLE TIMES
        kek

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was only in one episode, but appeared again in the book of Boba Fett, I don't blame you for not telling those apart

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Book of Boba Fett is literally The Mandalorian with some few episodes around some fat bald guy. Mando even has his very own episode without the fat, bald guy in the green suit. Might as well be one show.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know to this day I'm convinced that the Mando centric episodes, where meant for Season 3 but got sandwiched in the Bobba Fett series because the low ratings made them panic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And written as a moron each time. To the point where it is setting him up to a complete failure. Killing his character to preserve the abortion of storytelling that is the sequels.
        All as a means to phase him out entirely to make way for a new age of feminist approved boss women in charge of everything.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is lesbian, she gonna kiss Sabine and get side shaved hair cut

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She and Sabine she lez out and then have a threesome with Luke because he's such a chad.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, that's racist

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      At the peak of his abilities and in the prime of life, Luke will emerge from exile and deal with Thrawn and Imperial Remnant once and for all, just like the books. Right? Right?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        And the TLJ weirdo anon will spend all day every day posting bullshit and responding to his own posts

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've written themselves into a corner with the first order bullshit. Thrawn only has one ISD. Maybe they're actually setting up for the Katana Fleet since he needs a fleet.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’ll be Katana fleet.

          I legit think they’re going to mostly adapt the Thrawn Trilogy with a recast of the originals and they are going to weave Ahsoka, Ezra, Shin, Sabine, Grogu into the story

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I thought he trains grogu in ahsoka timeline? So it is possible he bangs her thus keeping the skywalkers alive

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like it's a pain in the ass to use a deepfake character.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. In a way. She's the Mara Jade of this version of Heir to the Empire.

    However, there's no romantic relationships between heterosexuals in Disney, much less sex, so expect the most unsatisfactory "pairing" ever.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.
      There are romantic interracial or interspecies heterosexual relationships in nuWars(as a metaphor for interracial)

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a Danganronpa character

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's Mara Jade, so possibly, but its also possible that she ends up in some kind of lesbian BDSM thing with Sabine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she going to dye her hair red?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If she tries that in a Disney production she'll catch reverse vitiligo

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obvious shipping with Sabine. They are perfect for each other.

    There will be a cute
    >sorry I stabbed you with a lightsaber
    moment right before they kiss

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      then what

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        then she gets stabbed by the lightsabre

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can he just get laid for once?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no
      he's an old white man
      he has to be humiliated (again, and again), before he dies in the most embarrassing and pathetic way possible

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not fair, even Jar Jar got laid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he fricked his sister at the end of new hope, we all know he did. He tried to hit it again at the ewok party too but she rejected him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        source?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA anon but it is a pretty logical conclusion. Some young Chad-lite comes along, rescues you from your prison and then proceeds to become the hero/alpha of your entire movement by blowing up the death star and avenging your destroyed homeworld. Everyone is going to be partying like crazy and they're both young so they would end up fricking. Obviously it will never be canon because incest but still it's what would have realistically happened.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's like the vice president of the rebellion
            you seriously think she's going to go get shifaced with the grunts and pilots and wookies and shit then let all her people see her head off to the new guys room

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Happens all the time at corporate parties with alcohol. Imagine a rebel group filled with scumbags and outcasts.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's a young woman in a revolutionary movement, absolutely. Are you kidding me?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having Shin give birth to Luke’s secret love child would be the only way to redeem Star Wars at this point. Especially if he needs to fight a corrupted Rey Palpatine.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luke is like the 5th most popular male character in his own franchise. He's been put aside for more compelling and relevant characters like Ezra, Ashoka and grogu.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >compelling and relevant characters like Ezra

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a Disney shill. He’s in every thread attacking Luke. He does it all day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Luke is number 1, by a pretty wide margin. Only Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Han come close

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kylo Ren that far above Rey
        brutal

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s common though

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people want to see white males in movies
            Shocking

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They really should've just 180'd at TLJ made the whole thing about him.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is Poe so low?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They tried too hard to make him cool
              Then they berated him for being cool in TLJ anyway

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sucks because I think he had a lot of potential.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They tried too hard to make him cool
                Then they berated him for being cool in TLJ anyway

                Plus they never gave him anything cool to do.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally what does Poe do? He flies. Every character in star wars can fricking fly a spaceship. "Ace Pilot" was never enough. I couldn't tell you one thing about Poe.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Plus they made Rey a better pilot anyway.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Every character in star wars can fricking fly a spaceship
                Not Finn... until he was suddenly able to

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can we make the fans realise that they're wrong?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Darth Vader that low
        How the mighty have fallen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Studies report that Luke Skywalker is actually not really liked. I know it's incredible, but they've been peer reviewed and it's pretty much a proven fact.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody really cared about luke, he was just a vessel for the story to flow. Everyone was there for Vader and Han

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Nah, Luke is number 1, by a pretty wide margin. Only Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Han come close

        Luke is by far the most popular character in the franchise and it’s not even close.

        Stop responding to your own posts, shill. You’ll never convince one person to like Rey Palpatine

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shows clearly fake graph
          >SEE LOOK IS DA BESTEST CHARACTAR!!!!111!!
          Don't embarass yourself kid, as I said there have been studies conducted by professionals, that have been peer reviewed and concluded he is just not a compelling character, unlike Ezra for example

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Graph is not fake. It’s real and has been around for years

            https://www.forbes.com/sites/hayleycuccinello/2015/12/16/luke-skywalker-star-wars-fan-insights-from-demographic-data/amp/

            Why are you lying? Where is your make pretend chart shill?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >well I'm sure these core fans with jobs/money/families are an audience that we can easily piss off and lose without it impacting our business
              >wait, waaaaaaat?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s crazy. Luke’s following is the largest, most passionate, wealthiest cohort in society. This group has kids and controls an enormous amount of the money that gets spent on the franchise and virtually all the discourse around the brand.

                Kathy: let’s piss in their faces!!

                When you see Disney releasing flop after flop and their stock falls to multi year lows, always remember this started with The Last Jedi.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright let's just go out with it.

    The only appealing part of this character it's the whole mystery and seeming submissiveness towards her master. As soon as she is given any nudisney style agency and starts taking the character is going to be ruined.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they have any sense they'll keep her quiet and mysterious even if she turns good. They have to know it's why she's cool.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can make her talk to people she just has to be extremely autistic about it and flustered and shy and and then get mad and kill people

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we forgetting that Filoni is trying to retcon the sequel trilogy as best as he can without Kathlyn Kennedy noticing?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no he's not, he's just adding his donut steel OC's and wolves to everything.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how? how is it happening you fricking mongoloid?
      Where are you seeing this rewriting of shit taking place?
      Where, in all this travesty of storytelling that has been shoved down the throats of those that once loved this franchise, do you see any sign of the Sequel Trilogy, of Disney Wars, of any of this ruination, being undone?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I preferred the original Mara Jade but whatever this girl is cute.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like daisy ridley with red hair
      how did they know?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She betrays her master in tonite's episode.
    You heard it here first

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      too bad. the looks she makes towards him make it seem like she loves him a whole lot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hope it isn't some Legends bullshit
      you JUST KNOW some drooling asshomosexual Disney moron made that meme. Thrawn himself is "Legends bullshit" and he's the whole hook of this show. Whoever made that should be publicly executed at the town square after a stoning.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn she looks good with that hair

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will now support ukraine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she works better as a damaged girl who just want a daddy and pullo provides that, no sex either. lame. a woman should never betray her daddy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to touch the material on her torso it looks like it feels so good

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which made me realize that the costume department on Ahsoka did so much better than the gays at Rings of Power.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the word "bullshit" was used in Star Wars?
      good grief

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's not mara jade stand in
    mara jade will appear as a character, and she will be black
    disney doesn't replace gingers with white characters, only with Black folk

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    call me a gay but Star Wars would look really good for an M rated anime series.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, OT-era Star Wars has this very distinct aesthetic style of high-tech/low-life mixed with fantasy elements and that kind of style is brought out better in animation rather than photorealistic sets.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shin hati = sith hottie

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luke is a virgin and Shin would just laugh at his clumsy attempts to pleasure her. I bet he can't even take her bra off one handed without looking.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christ Almighty, he needs to stop embarrassing himself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mark Hamill isn't Luke Skywalker you mong

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I DONT CARE I NEED GO BE OUTRAGED 24/7

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay to hate Trump, but do you have to looks so homosexual while doing it?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you tell me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he lives in California, so I believe he HAS to. It's like, a state law to be as obnoxiously homosexual as possible if you live in California.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Suspect Everyone
      Fascism Won

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi I'm from California and I can confirm we're all like this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thought those were chudjak socks on first glance

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Yes nerds, go die for the israelites and my paycheck."

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Klump isn’t MIGA 4Life

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry chuds but Luke already has a wife

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Sabine will while Ezra watches

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luke slayed that 10/10 ginger pussy and ~~*they*~~ can't take that away from us.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only movies are canon

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, Luke fricked Rey

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks more like the emperor fricked rey

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rey is the daughter of Sheev’s biological clone
      >Disney approved comic canonized the Sheev force impregnated Shmi, also implies Anakin is his biological offspring
      >Rey’s rival/love interest is her biological nephew
      Uh… based?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yezzir

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Luke wants the Sithussy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sithussy
      leave

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wuv Jacen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That wrinkly leku is disgusting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *sniff*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      La creatura...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like Sminem

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      La creatura...

      did they make him look like an umpa lumpa on purpose?

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. She's going to die in that faraway galaxy.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Now post how it looked outside the office

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I could find a non-doctored picture, I would.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    too busy making mixed-race babies with ahsoka

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      but she's an old hag and father's used goods

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So much like your father.
      >Really? He never mentioned you...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I know that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father
        >that name no longer has any meaning to me... but do you know Ashoka?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >although, there was that one time on dagobah

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sodomy isn't fricking but yes

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the old EU idea of female Devaronians being hairy monkey women.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wonder how one is a horned devil man and the other is either a cute monke girl or a spotted elf
        why not cute horned devil women?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's definitely one of the more extreme cases of dimorphism in the franchise. Cute horned hairy women would be perfect in a "Baphomet inspired demon girls" way.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cute japanese monke woman with tiny devil horns
            I NEED IT

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me gusta but did they appear in anything besides tabletop games? Duursema unfortunately went with this design (with short fuzz apparently)

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My headcanon is that Luke is a monkcel

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happaned to say she is Mara Jade?

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brace yourself for a badly patched together death cgi for the last episode as their way of getting rid of chad sith

  33. 7 months ago
    sage

    Shin is going to frick Ezra

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. But don’t tell Mara please

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This man destroyed Mara. She will never exist now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. But don’t tell Mara please

        Who needs Mara Jade when you have fan favourite characters like Ahsoka, Sabine and the much beloved Rey Skywalker?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mediocre characters like that are exactly why you need Mara Jade. But Shin is a good character.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wow I'm so glad after a decade being here alone with the sand crab people you're here to take me home

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luke is an eternal virgin

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So Luke is going to frick this?
    Honey, SHE is going to peg Luke while he begs her for more.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd much prefer to have her peg me instead

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know Luke will frick her? Are they adapting some legends story that involved them?

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can she speak Bacca?

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was there any reason why Mara Jade wasn't made into canon?

    There's a ton of old redhead old hags out there that matches Mark Hamill's age.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      George Lucas hated her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, no more attractive white girls allowed.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the main characters is an attractive girl
    >instantly becomes a fan favorite
    do you think hollywood will notice the trend?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will just think it means the audience is ready for more female characters

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Disney starwars, celibate priest Luke's 'saber' went up when he saw kylo's young vulnerable body. He's not making any babies with any women

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