I already answered this like twenty times. The eagles would be corrupted by the ring because of their prideful nature and kill Frodo, taking it for themselves.
Sauron would've seen them coming from miles away. The whole point of a hobbit walking into Morder was that Sauron would never have guessed that's how he'd be undone.
It's called Minas Morgul now, not Minas Ithil, chud.
More like Minas virginul LMAO! Sauron is sitting in his little cuck tower watching Big Human wiener porn all day while his micropeened orcs can’t even get hard
too easy, it's like saying why doesn't Gandalf show his power level, or why was he not allowed to show it in middle earth but serve as a guide only.
it's a battle of men vs evil, if God wanted men to just win he wouldn't have made evil
The eagles are servants of Manwe, the Middle Earth equivalent of Zeus or Odin. And like Zeus and Odin, he’s a bit of an butthole and only acts when he feels like it.
>so there is this guy that wants to kill literally everything in middle earth. Spare a few eagles to save the world? No, ok. But what about saving a few dorfs? Yea? Or rescuing a wizard? Ok Sure. Saving the hobbits after the fact? Ok then.
I consider myself a highly motivated worker, whose goals are aligned with that of the company and that is always looking for high impact solutions to achieve said goals.
Keep killing until no one is left, only then can there be peace!!!FACT!!!
>Keep killing until no one is left, only then can there be peace!!!FACT!!!
In all seriousness, why didn't they fly the eagles directly to Mordor from the start?
I already answered this like twenty times. The eagles would be corrupted by the ring because of their prideful nature and kill Frodo, taking it for themselves.
Sauron would've seen them coming from miles away. The whole point of a hobbit walking into Morder was that Sauron would never have guessed that's how he'd be undone.
reminder that sauron loses literally every battle he takes part in. I doubt he would never have lost the ring in the first place.
Sauron is fricking moronic and orcs are a bunch of pussies.
It's called Minas Morgul now, not Minas Ithil, chud.
More like Minas virginul LMAO! Sauron is sitting in his little cuck tower watching Big Human wiener porn all day while his micropeened orcs can’t even get hard
May Jesus save you
too easy, it's like saying why doesn't Gandalf show his power level, or why was he not allowed to show it in middle earth but serve as a guide only.
it's a battle of men vs evil, if God wanted men to just win he wouldn't have made evil
>here sauron, have some more rides for your nazgul
The eagles are servants of Manwe, the Middle Earth equivalent of Zeus or Odin. And like Zeus and Odin, he’s a bit of an butthole and only acts when he feels like it.
>so there is this guy that wants to kill literally everything in middle earth. Spare a few eagles to save the world? No, ok. But what about saving a few dorfs? Yea? Or rescuing a wizard? Ok Sure. Saving the hobbits after the fact? Ok then.
shut up
sneed out with me
Build a bigger wall?
what can men do against such reckless snake
empower the third world so they stay there
Ride out with me.
oh she will be ridan' somethang alright
i'd helms her deep if you know what i mean
forth homosexuals
what the FRICK was his problem???
theoden was making a move
>HR: where do you see yourself in ten years?
>me:
You see yourself as a suicide bomber?
I consider myself a highly motivated worker, whose goals are aligned with that of the company and that is always looking for high impact solutions to achieve said goals.
do you know KNOW DEATH when you sneed it OLD MAN
im gay
t aragroin
Wait a minute is that the fricking guy from the Monster Hunter Tri ads?
>WE CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO
>open the borders, love trumps hate
Kill all israelites
>What can men do against such reckless hate?
I bought a drone for them to help kill Sauron's underlings
Cut all financial and material support to Israel
sit in mom's basement and post on /misc/ ?
Flak cannons deployed on the mordor bordor
The Eagle always gets through.
Why didn't the British just paradrop a few commandos in Berlin to kill Hitler?
because his bunker was secret anon. Mt Doom has an obvious entrance that's unguarded and not doored up for some reason.