So my dad who works at Cartoon Network told me that Johnny Bravo is getting a reboot without the original creator and will not have any of the problematic aspects of the original with each episode having a special moral in them
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I can confirm, I am the father.
Hello son.
If this is actually true (which I have no reason to doubt) then you should address the fact that Johnny is a leg skipper and that's probably the reason why he doesn't get any girls. I regularly browse Cinemaphile (I don't lift) and there's an epidemic of people of all ages who are skipping leg day. It has been a societal problem for a long time and I'm afraid it will only get worse unless this problem is addressed.
so it's gonna be a christian cartoon like he-man?
Why is Johnny Bravo of all shows getting rebooted?
It says gullible on the ceiling
No it doesn't.
1 in 6 people on this planet are Indian and they view Johnny as an idol.
What problemautomatic aspects did it have? I don't remember this show.
Bestiality
This is true, I know someone at CNS who's sat in on pitches for it. Apparently it's going to be an educational preschool show that teaches 5 year olds about consent
Then it won't be funny so what's the point?
>Johnny Bravo is getting a reboot without the original creator
Again?
>Johnny Bravo is getting a reboot without the original creator and will not have any of the problematic aspects of the original
Is it just going to be a black screen for 20 minutes?
It will show Johnny interacting with women in a wholesome and non-problematic way. Like approaching a woman (from safe distance) and tell friendly joke like, "What did the five fingers say to the face? HI!" Then he'll wave and greet her politely.
Cool. Keep us updated!
what the frick was problematic in the first place about a stereotypically macho guy who's astoundingly bad at picking up girls and constantly eating shit
it's problematic to even admit such things exist, even if they're shown as bad. Even villains are not allowed to do evil shit anymore. Go ahead, make a show and have the main villain slap a woman in the face and tells her to go into the kitchen. That show would be cancelled the very next day, even though it is clear that he is a bad guy doing bad guy stuff.
It's hilarious how the villain of the dyke house is supposed to be pure evil but can't even hate gays
homie, they won't even release Johnny Bravo on fricking streaming (in the US). You STILL can't digitally purchase seasons 2, 3, or 4 on any service except for iTunes. You can only get S1 on GooglePlay or Amazon Prime. The frick makes you think CN has any interest in a reboot for this show-- even as a baiting rumor? There are so many other shows you could've used that might've been 1% believable.
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> without the original creator
Good. His seasons were the worst.