So... Satan's retarded?

So... Satan's moronic?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does anyone believe these religious stories? you guys have to be larping, none of this shit is real, just look at the fricking stories

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're absolutely real anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok, can you show me some proof of them then?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Show me proof that 2+2=4.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can literally just look at 2 things, look at another 2 things and then count how many things that is total.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How do I know the 2 things I'm looking at is 2 things?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Count them

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't you like answering the question?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you ask for empirical proof selectively?
              But to answer your question, you have loads of accounts of demonic possession, look into it yourself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But to answer your question, you have loads of accounts of demonic possession, look into it yourself.
                ok, can you post a specific one which is actually proved to be real?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Can you educate me?
                No, I don't work for free.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Demonology is basically pokemon for schizos, it's not real religion.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Both the Roman Catholic and the Orthodox church recognize the existence of demons and administer exorcisms
        >IT'S NOT REAL RELIGION
        Cinemaphile might be the lowest IQ board, with the exception of only Cinemaphile... perhaps.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You've never spoken to anyone from either of those churches. Acting like demons are literal beings with power levels and individual agency, and not symbolic reflections of dark aspects human nature, is pokemon for schizos and not real religion.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not real religion because well because I fricking said so okay?!?!?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >religion
              >real and not made up
              Lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah no. Bibi is a war criminal and religion is made up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I hate commie lefty homosexuals as much as anyone but anon is right. Religion is for morons who can't run their own life, or want to run the lives of others.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember atheists like Hitchens talking in the late 90's and mid 00's about how religion makes people stupid.
                Now religion has weakened and people don't know what men and women are anymore.

                The last 15 years has convinced me that religion is needed to have society function because the average human is a moron.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And before you intervene with your midwit atheist response, I know because, unlike God, the devil speaks to me and tempts me every single day.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine he still has an enormous dent in his head from the Fall. Wouldn’t be surprised if he eats hellpaste and sharts on the walls of Pandemonium to this day.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be a complete fricking moron to believe that satan or exorcisms are real. How fricking stupid can you be?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you mad tho

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You have to be a complete fricking moron to believe that satan or exorcisms are real. How fricking stupid can you be?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    satan is pretty moronic
    >I rebelled against an eternal, immortal, all-powerful creator and now I'm getting punished for it. how could this happen???

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