So Superman is dating Luz now? She grew out of her lesbian phase I suppose, many do

So Superman is dating Luz now? She grew out of her lesbian phase I suppose, many do

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autism thread

    • 11 months ago
      guy

      Luz is weak and would probably break some bones on an adventure with Superman

      Shut up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Luz is weak and would probably break some bones on an adventure with Superman
        It is worth being in a wheelchair for the best sex in history.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luz can do magic, the one thing that can beat superman.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You realize that’s a meme right? Superman isn’t weak to magic he’s just vulnerable to it, with his Kryptonian biology he can take bigger hits and heal faster than humans from magic. It’s why he can and has still fight magical creatures he’s still super strong and fast magic isn’t kryptonite he’s not suddenly sweating bullets like a crime alley mugger let’s loose and kneeling on the ground like a helpless 8 year old.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go jump off a bridge.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Shut up" the autistic said.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The last four digits
          Nice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >would probably break some bones on an adventure with Superman
        Couldn't he just heal her with his x-ray vision?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never noticed it before, but spastics do seem to see a character through a "they're like other character cuz they have the same X adjective!" lense.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow what an original thread.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what an original thread,OP
    your mom must be very proud

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the year is 2045
    >it's been a while since i've visited Cinemaphile
    >check the catalog
    >first thread
    >So Superman is dating Luz now? She grew out of her lesbian phase I suppose, many do

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hbey gais did u know that ermmmm ummmmm Luz looks kinda like..... erm

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so OP just created another unfunny thread because he cannot stop sucking wieners for one second

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a thought: You make a thread about you want to talk about and go hang out there.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    most lesbians eventually realize that scissoring and carpet munching doesn't compare to a good dicking

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only ugly girls stay "lesbian"

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks more like Lance from Voltron
    and Clark looks like Shiro

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luz is a canon bisexual not lesbian you fricking idiots

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, Lois could be an older Luz, but if they stay separate people, you can have both at once!

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman did what Amity couldn't he called Lois bullshit right off the bat, meanwhile Amity did know that Luz was being a shitty friend, that she was doing wrong things behind everyone's back and she couldn't say a thing because "muh lese-girls"

    Comparing Luz and Lois should be an insult now, Lois is a million times better character and in 2 episodes has shown more consistency

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amity is a b***h in character so should have constantly conflicted with Luz rather than be her gay doormat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, even as a couple Amity should have been a constant force against Luz's autism, that way Luz could have developed as a character, but everything had to go just according to the MC's shit because the creator and her team never cared about the show, only about the representation

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see them make out

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long do these "_____ looks like ______" shitposts tend to last? I know for a while morons were tripping over themselves to say Adora looked like Hank Venture, but that died down eventually. And the idiotic "The Twelve Forever girl is Asuka!" stuff did for the most part too. Can we fast forward to Lois not getting compared to a character she has a mild resemblance to?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still see the Twelve Forever thing happening every few threads, I don't know what you are expecting from a bunch of autists, anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I didn't say it NEVER happens, but they've largely stopped making threads and going "lol, amirite?"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"The Twelve Forever girl is Asuka!"
      It still happens, specially now that we have the "Hilda is Rei Ayanami".

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