So the "Dilemma" that he's going to have in BTSV is...

Either Save Gwen and they end up together and his dad dies or his Dad and Gwen dies

He WON'T be able to save both... So Who is realistically going to choose?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's gonna do his own thang and be a Mary Sue

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you assume he's a Gary Stu/Mary Sue whatever it is called when he lost his fight against Spot's weakest version, lost to the Prowler and had to show his face to not die, and got carried by Peter B, Gwen, Peni, Ham & Noire to beat Octavius?
      He literally won 1 (ONE) fight, and that's Kingpin. Miguel doesn't count because he didn't die, and just got stunned by Miles.

      Please explain where do you get that from. Cause a Gary Stu would have won ALL those fights i mentioned above by himself, no help.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That one line really broke people’s fricking brains, it’s hilarious.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a very ironic line to give to "Spider-Man but black"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          NOOOOOOOO HE'S A LEGITIMATE SPIDER MAN DIDN'T YOU WATCH THE MOVIE???

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't laugh you cry, is that it? Seething moron.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmmm sweety, that's the thing, kaangz can save everyone, thay can accomplish the impossible, that's what the movie said.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let gwen die, she deserves it

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since when was Gwen’s death on the table for Miles? Or is it just a “because she’s Gwen” thing? Why should that matter, though, since he’s not a Parker?
    Obviously, ProwlerMiles saves Miles’ dad, which let’s him achieve the thing he wished he could’ve done in his universe and turn to being a good guy.
    I assume Spot will cause a multiversal Third Impact. How does that get stopped? By trans Gwen meeting its xim/xer sides individually and reconciling, then getting Eiffel-towered by Miles and Ximself?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t this still a kids movie? You think they’re really gonna make one of them die?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't have the balls to kill off Gwen

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll buttpull a magic solution like these movies always do

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Choose pussy. His dad had his time.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't care for it, didn't have the same heart as the first one and I feel like it was just a retread

    the moral of the story was be yourself
    the moral of this one was once again to be yourself
    same kind of thing with a glitch threatening to destroy the world

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't a complete story, it was just a part 1, so it inherently feels incomplete.

      We have to see if any of his action have consequence outside of strained relationships.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If miles wins and saves everyone then it just proves he isn't spider-man, since spider-man is a tragedy and without that you don't have the character

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoyed the nuance of his mom telling him don't let anyone tell you you don't belong and then miguel literally telling him he doesn't belong
    that's cinema right there, really made me think

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles is the bad guy. Never tought they has the balls.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dad. He won't sacrifice family

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope he chooses his dad.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s gonna save everyone because the point is you don’t have to follow the same stories of the past.
    But he’ll probably get traumatized before he saves the day, seeing uncle Aaron 2 die.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He’s gonna save everyone because the point is you don’t have to follow the same stories of the past.
      Yeah, good on Miles for breaking the trend of Spider-Man being a determinist defeatist..

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another thing I think is funny is that without the bite it shows miles would just go full hood homie
    So the bite is what made him special, not him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was more the example Peter set by going first. There was no example in 42. The bite would have just made him superpowered Prowler.

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