100% yes. A lot of chuds are media illiterate and don't understand this. They were clearly gay for each other and there's nothing wrong with that. It's actually beautiful that Tolkien had the guts to make a pure queer relationship the centre of his story during a time when it was deemed unacceptable. He was ahead of his time and helped so many young LGBTQ+ folk be comfortable with themselves.
>is it in? my ass is so loose >I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick >break that fricking crust hymen >im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside >oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit >shit on my dick… >im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH* >frick shit right into my urethra… >I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat! >im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips* >the brown stache… i needed this >im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time >*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*
>>The hero of the The Hobbit is suspiciously single. In Tolkien’s Unfinished Tales, the wizard Gandalf says “he never married. He was already growing a bit queer, they said, and went off for days by himself.” >Or as another version puts it: >“…he had never married. I thought that odd… I guessed he wanted to remain ‘unattached’ for some reason deep down which he did not understand himself—or would not acknowledge for it alarmed him.” >>“In his lap lay Frodo’s head, drowned deep in sleep; upon his white forehead lay one of Sam’s brown hands, and the other lay softly upon his master’s breast…”
a battered Frodo, Sam is deeply moved to an emotional discovery. >“He shook his head, as if finding words useless, and murmured: ‘I love him.’” >In the movie version, after the ordeal at Mount Doom, Frodo wakes up in bed alone. In Tolkien’s version, Frodo and Sam are in bed together.
Tolkien stopped calling his non-human races "fairies" because he heard "fairy" was slang for gay. The relationship was based on the loyalty of servants to their lords during warfare and was brotherly and platonic
Yeah, GRRM is a bit of a fetishist. In the books the white haired chick Daenerys is bisexual and has orgies with the Dothraki girls
Tolkien was very pure and only found out about homosexuality later in life and tried to remove anything that could be misconstrued as that in his stories
Yeah, GRRM is a bit of a fetishist. In the books the white haired chick Daenerys is bisexual and has orgies with the Dothraki girls
Tolkien was very pure and only found out about homosexuality later in life and tried to remove anything that could be misconstrued as that in his stories
That was a just a funny coincedence. GRRM is based because he depicts the gay as a selfish self possessed homosexual.
what happens in Bree stays in Bree
Why didn't frode have a girlfriend
He fug gandelf
Imagine having to have gay sex with patton oswalt. Yuck!
No. Sam is Frodo's loyal servant.
Cinemaphile is now 90% of people born after 2000
100% yes. A lot of chuds are media illiterate and don't understand this. They were clearly gay for each other and there's nothing wrong with that. It's actually beautiful that Tolkien had the guts to make a pure queer relationship the centre of his story during a time when it was deemed unacceptable. He was ahead of his time and helped so many young LGBTQ+ folk be comfortable with themselves.
>is it in? my ass is so loose
>I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick
>break that fricking crust hymen
>im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside
>oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit
>shit on my dick…
>im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*
>frick shit right into my urethra…
>I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!
>im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*
>the brown stache… i needed this
>im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time
>*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*
worm posting
wrong, they should be bullied straight.
Zoomers and leftoids unable to distinguish between Philia and Eros
No but Merry and Pippin were.
Pippin was a massive bawd and was the Fellowship's onahole.
I can only imagine what kind of things they engaged in while being in the Urukhai possession. Must've had the wildest time of their lives.
>>The hero of the The Hobbit is suspiciously single. In Tolkien’s Unfinished Tales, the wizard Gandalf says “he never married. He was already growing a bit queer, they said, and went off for days by himself.”
>Or as another version puts it:
>“…he had never married. I thought that odd… I guessed he wanted to remain ‘unattached’ for some reason deep down which he did not understand himself—or would not acknowledge for it alarmed him.”
>>“In his lap lay Frodo’s head, drowned deep in sleep; upon his white forehead lay one of Sam’s brown hands, and the other lay softly upon his master’s breast…”
a battered Frodo, Sam is deeply moved to an emotional discovery.
>“He shook his head, as if finding words useless, and murmured: ‘I love him.’”
>In the movie version, after the ordeal at Mount Doom, Frodo wakes up in bed alone. In Tolkien’s version, Frodo and Sam are in bed together.
I hate these movies more and more every day.
for black men
what do rightoids and leftoids have in common?
they call everything gay
Divided by politics, united by wiener
>mfw the egg I’ve been trying crack open the last ten years spends his last living moments fantasizing about some b***h instead of scouring my shire
one of the most forced instances of the not-gays in cinema.
Real.
Here's the secret: men will frick anything that looks vaguely girly
I mean, if you think about it, hobbits are literally just adorable little guys.
>artist gave Frodo brown eyes
why?
So hobbits-kink is a socially acceptable form of pedo + zoophilia
No. No it isn't. It's homosexuals projecting, and it makes me want to convert to Islam for a day more than ever.
inb4 C. S. Lewis quote
I would cum on barely legal Elijah Wood's face and revel in his big blue eyes watering over the hot semen running down his face
no homo
It has to be said: it is not okay to be gay
>don't have to put up with women
>get sex whenever you want
I fail to see how that's not okay
Unfortunately you also have to be a gay. If it was just bros doing gay shit it would be cool af ngl
Gay for destroying rings, yes.
>33-year-old bachelor living with his 111-year-old also single "uncle"
>"Frodo, the back door"
Yeah but in a bro kind of way.
>Gandalf, the load
Did Gandalf pozz Frodo's neg hole?
Yes every male companionship is actually gay
Tolkien stopped calling his non-human races "fairies" because he heard "fairy" was slang for gay. The relationship was based on the loyalty of servants to their lords during warfare and was brotherly and platonic
Meanwhile GRRM had a gay claimant to the throne with a "rainbow" guard
Yeah, GRRM is a bit of a fetishist. In the books the white haired chick Daenerys is bisexual and has orgies with the Dothraki girls
Tolkien was very pure and only found out about homosexuality later in life and tried to remove anything that could be misconstrued as that in his stories
That was a just a funny coincedence. GRRM is based because he depicts the gay as a selfish self possessed homosexual.
Yeah, I think GRRM just is more of a sex maniac and tends to add perverted shit more
yeah they're happy on the shire
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well done, anon
dude looks like winona
They weren't gay but Frodo was probably an incel. Sam is 100% straight.
Why does every male friendship have to be secretly gay? Plato said love between two male friends is the purest form of love.
>I have come gay, destroyer of rings.
This is the most controversial scene in LOTR for zoomers
gay wasnt invented until 2014