So this is how the DCEU ends. Not with a flash. But with a whimper

So this is how the DCEU ends

Not with a flash

But with a whimper

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half-assed attempt at redirecting the franchise
    >overstuffed with last-minute cameos via lifeless CGI mannequins
    >boring gray pointy villain
    >Affleck wasted
    >Disaster production
    >Lengthy re-edit
    >Promising trailer
    >Internal WB hype
    >Critical and commercial disappointment

    I'm glad this film exemplifies all the classic aspects of the DCEU. Truly poetry.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >with a whimper
    Just as it began.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he wasn't here for this mad hype

      I dunno if you know, dude. But one time we almost got a Superman movie from the Dark Knight guys and the 300 guy, instead of the one we got from the Dark Knight Rises guys and the Sucker Punch guy.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean this was always gonna happen, maybe if they just started over after MOS did weakly or made just normal set off as it own thing solo MOS trilogy things be better.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Technically this is how it ends.

    Can't wait to see Gunn's dumpsterfire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doubting based Gunn

      He hasn't missed yet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        TSS was a miss

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only commercially due to Covid

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            1. Wonder Woman & Aquaman worked INSPITE of Snyder
            2. COVID. 'Nuff said.

            >i-it was covid
            Weird how covid only effects these specific DC movies and all these years after the pandemic ended

            Guess DC has that "long covid" everyone keeps talking about

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Slither
        >Scooby Doo
        >Scooby Doo 2
        >Super
        >Guardians 2
        >Brightburn
        >The Suicide Squad
        >Peacemaker
        >Guardians 3
        All he does is miss

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I have to reach back 20 years of this man's career to pad my list

          Cope and seethe.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            All his recent films were listed too, my coping friend. Having a one hit wonder does not make one a genius.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, including a film he didn't even direct!

              It's almost like you were padding the list, my seething, silly little friend.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Super
          hey man
          without him we wouldn't have those clips of [insert dead name] doing sexy moves in a superhero outfit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit taste

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good morning sir

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you got filtered

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile in reality

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          1. Wonder Woman & Aquaman worked INSPITE of Snyder
          2. COVID. 'Nuff said.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol. That didn't stop WB for absolutely panicking when BvS flopped critically. Everyone hated it and rightfully so.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone hated it
            i only saw people liking it and making jokes, and these days everybody remembers it fondly.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Twitter hated it and some terminally online nerds, which made WB panic. People who had sex regularly liked it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i only saw people liking it and making jokes
              Then you're in a bubble. Most people didn't like it. The people who defend this film religiously don't read comics.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Snydergays when they find out who wrote the film that kicked off Snyder's directing career:

          Hint: Its success is the reason Snyder still hasn't grown out of the training diaper of IPs, remakes and adaptations. Even now he's aping pic related

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            *does a quick search*

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if what some people say is true
    its only still being released to fulfil contractual obligations as to merchandising and brand deals

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do anons actually seriously not have faith in Gunn after how personal and heartfelt we see he is able to make a movie like super or GOTG3. I feel his Superman film might invoke that genuineess that raimi Spider-Man had.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, the movies have been garbage since TDKR

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not ending for another 2 movies.

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