>meet some chick at a bar
You moron normies just don't get it. You can't simply "meet" some chick at a bar if you're a total autist who's still a kissless virgin in his 20s. Everyone around you can sense that you're a total fricking weirdo
I found that girls actually get curious about that and are frequently willing to go on daytime dates in public areas like cinemas or cafes. I've been pity kissed lots of times now, but am still a virgin.
how tall are you?
how old?
what race?
are you balding? >inb4 yeah dude you just gotta be 21yo 6'1 white dude with full head of hair and you'll get dates easily!
>Everyone around you can sense that you're a total fricking weirdo
I've always wondered how they knew... Its like they have a built in radar for that shit.
You don't, jesus H christ man get a grip. you have better thinsg to do!!!FACT!!!
dude seriously, how the FRICK do you meet a girl at a bar these days. first of all the homosexuals won't le me smoke inside. well that's not relevant but still it sucks. anyway all the people at the bars I've been to are actually 30 year old boomer millenial homosexuals (I am 24), most of them are fat. there are like 1 or 2 women in there and they're ALWAYS with someone. I barely see single women in piblic. I have no fricking clue where they are, where they exist. it's frickin over for me. maybe not but it sure feels like it. but I'm gonna try this local hiking club and I guess latin dancing but I heard that the losers (which I guess includes me) have caught on to dancing so I expect a lesson to be 30 virgins 10 couples and zero single females except maybe a couple hamplanets. but they don't even count as human so they don't count as female anyway. FRICK!!!!
If you're 24 you have to meet girls at colleges/college parties and that kind of thing. If they ask if you go to college just lie, or ignore it and tell the truth, that you wanted to have some fun, doesn't really matter it's the attitude.
Or places similarly oriented for young people that don't study. Tourist towns and that kind of thing.
I live in a touristy european city and you see many 18-30 year olds working or visiting, excluding the local girls that go to university which is also a plus.
Turn up with a camera. A dedicated camera, not the camera in your phone. Walk around taking photos of the children saying you're a photojournalist reporting on the response to the film.
Idk pretend like you're a movie critic or something
that you're forced to watch this movie top write about it.
As Long as you're not creepy nobody's gonna care
Caring about what strangers think about you is dumb. No one gives a shit what you're doing anyway.
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I meant if someone asked, which they won't.
This is just factually not true. Other people are observing all the time.
The cashier will look at me with disgust. The viewers will think about how pathetic I am. They might even make a photo of me.
this is literally just in your head bro. Even if they did, who the frick cares what a dipshit cashier thinks. Stop being a weakmind and grow some balls
I noticed one of you chuds at my screening of Barbie. I retorted him to the waitress. Me and my friends had a chuckle when she whispered to him and he got up without a word, stared at the floor, and ran out with his arms sticking straight down at the floor.
I don't even care about you singles but it's always a laugh to out you.
I feel for the Goose meme and to see if the criticisms were true. Honestly, if Ken was played by someone other than Ryan, I probably wouldn't have watched it. >I barely see single women in piblic. I have no fricking clue where they are, where they exist.
I know that feel. Are you a fellow suburbanite, because a lot of the things you say remind me of this hellish levittown, with the bars being 30+ and no young women in sight. Even when I was in college I was rarely around girls since the econ department was a fricking sausagefest, whereas the psychology department was overflowing with young girls.
it's all mindset. You only think it's weird because you go there explicitly by yourself and are always in your head about it. You wouldn't hesitate if you were a tourist with some time to kill or on a long break
>put on drive jacket >listen to chromatics tick of the clock as you walk into kinoplex >walk up to cashier >make intense eye contact, don't break it once >dont speak until they do >"barbie. 1 ticket" DON'T SAY PLEASE I cannot stress this enough >when they say anything else simply reply "no..." followed by more intense eye contact >walk past snack counter >take your seat >secretly curse yourself because you wanted to order food but didn't want to break the illusion >real human bean
But it isn't just made for girls from what i gather. You could just put away Shrek or Ice Age as a kids movie, and you would be right, but that doesn't mean it can't be entertaining for adults.
Don't take that tone with me Anon. First off, i wasn't and secondly, you are way too weak to make threatning posts like this you little cumcollecting anal wart.
Just go to the theater, but take a notebook and a pen with you. If you are scared people will look at you weird, you can just act like you are reviewing the movie for your company/family newsletter/website or whatever. Just keep in mind there are people that are much older than you walking around with a 'waifu' bodypillow. It could be so much worse, wanting to watch a Barbie movie is very low on the weird meter.
I'm 25 and a virgin. It doesn't bother me. I've been happy being single and preoccupied with my own stuff for now. It's not like I haven't had girls express interest in me. I don't think I'd feel comfortable hooking up with someone casually, but that's just me. I could've lost it ages ago if I cared enough to.
had a couple opportunities including a girl during my high school days that was very into me inviting me to her house saying her parents are gone and she's all alone but I was always too autistic to take the them. Chose to play minecraft instead
If your theatre does it book the ticket online, then you don't have to walk up to the ticket person and say "One ticket for the barbie movie please" they then also have a ticket pickup, which is usually a machine or they email you and scan a QR code from your phone as you walk in, no one will talk to you cept maybe the ticket scanner to tell you which screen you're in but he wont say the movie name.
Then buy snacks or a drink to look natural OP it is important you do this, don't bring in your own stuff whatever you do, you risk awkward encounters.
After that you're sitting in a dark room where everyone attention is diverted from you.
Just one bonus tip though, book it for a time where kids wont be about, either a school day or late evening, kids are usually the most judgmental and cruel, adults even if they judge you tend to keep it to themselves.
Good luck OP, and enjoy your movie! 🙂
>22 year old grown ass man?
youre not a grown ass man at 22 anon. you're grown, yes, and youre also a man, but youre not a "grown man" if you get what i mean. maybe around 28-30.
you go to the cinema, buy a ticket, go in and watch it. literally nobody cares what you do, nobody is paying attention. I swear muh social anxiety is just a function of narcissism.
Just go to the theater and see it.
fpbp, what a stupid question. Just go see what you want to see and stop being a pussy.
how tho? single men can't just walk in and watch movies by themselves without it being weird
Elaborate
I'm gonna go on monday and ask for tickets to MI7, Barbie and Oppenheimer all on the same day in order to not seem too weird.
Sneak into the kinoplex through the secret singles door. Ask Robert where it is
on my dick
>22
Jesus anon you're just a fricking kid. Go meet some chick at a bar and take her to Barbie with you.
I'm already bald and can barely see, will need glasses soon., my beard is also becoming white...
stop baiting
I compromised everything
>meet some chick at a bar
You moron normies just don't get it. You can't simply "meet" some chick at a bar if you're a total autist who's still a kissless virgin in his 20s. Everyone around you can sense that you're a total fricking weirdo
I found that girls actually get curious about that and are frequently willing to go on daytime dates in public areas like cinemas or cafes. I've been pity kissed lots of times now, but am still a virgin.
how tall are you?
how old?
what race?
are you balding?
>inb4 yeah dude you just gotta be 21yo 6'1 white dude with full head of hair and you'll get dates easily!
browncel bros, what do we do? genuinely? theres no hope
>Everyone around you can sense that you're a total fricking weirdo
I've always wondered how they knew... Its like they have a built in radar for that shit.
You don't, jesus H christ man get a grip. you have better thinsg to do!!!FACT!!!
dude seriously, how the FRICK do you meet a girl at a bar these days. first of all the homosexuals won't le me smoke inside. well that's not relevant but still it sucks. anyway all the people at the bars I've been to are actually 30 year old boomer millenial homosexuals (I am 24), most of them are fat. there are like 1 or 2 women in there and they're ALWAYS with someone. I barely see single women in piblic. I have no fricking clue where they are, where they exist. it's frickin over for me. maybe not but it sure feels like it. but I'm gonna try this local hiking club and I guess latin dancing but I heard that the losers (which I guess includes me) have caught on to dancing so I expect a lesson to be 30 virgins 10 couples and zero single females except maybe a couple hamplanets. but they don't even count as human so they don't count as female anyway. FRICK!!!!
If you're 24 you have to meet girls at colleges/college parties and that kind of thing. If they ask if you go to college just lie, or ignore it and tell the truth, that you wanted to have some fun, doesn't really matter it's the attitude.
Or places similarly oriented for young people that don't study. Tourist towns and that kind of thing.
I live in a touristy european city and you see many 18-30 year olds working or visiting, excluding the local girls that go to university which is also a plus.
>Go meet some chick at a bar
This is the boomer dating advice equivalent of giving the boss a firm handshake to get a job.
This
>22
>grown ass man
I actually burst out laughing
Put on some lipstick and wear pink clothes
Turn up with a camera. A dedicated camera, not the camera in your phone. Walk around taking photos of the children saying you're a photojournalist reporting on the response to the film.
Just go, or she will heem you.
Idk pretend like you're a movie critic or something
that you're forced to watch this movie top write about it.
As Long as you're not creepy nobody's gonna care
Do movie really ask you if you're a movie reviewer if you show up single?
No
I meant just go in with this mindset to play it off cool
When buying your ticket, say "I need to review the Barbie movie. [session time], please.
>Cool, may we saw your pervious work?
*see
Names Bob, MovieBob!
I-I'm a ghost writer actually
why not just say you're there to see the movie? Imagine caring this much about what some random butthole thinks of you.
this is the dumbest post i've ever seen
only dumb thing he said was "just say"
as if you are obligated to talk to randos at the fricking movie theater. other than the cashier
This is just factually not true. Other people are observing all the time.
The cashier will look at me with disgust. The viewers will think about how pathetic I am. They might even make a photo of me.
this is literally just in your head bro. Even if they did, who the frick cares what a dipshit cashier thinks. Stop being a weakmind and grow some balls
Most theaters have ticket dispensing machines these days you know. You don't have to interact with anyone unless you go to buy popcorn and soda.
Caring about what strangers think about you is dumb. No one gives a shit what you're doing anyway.
I meant if someone asked, which they won't.
Buy the ticket online or from a machine
You don't. What are thinking op
If anyone asks, you review movies and it's your job. You're welcome anon.
Buy a ticket for Oppenheimer then accidentally take the wrong turn
?
Just go with your gf moron
You'll be less lonely and awkward with a pretty girl to take to the movie.
I noticed one of you chuds at my screening of Barbie. I retorted him to the waitress. Me and my friends had a chuckle when she whispered to him and he got up without a word, stared at the floor, and ran out with his arms sticking straight down at the floor.
I don't even care about you singles but it's always a laugh to out you.
Get on Tinder and set up a date and go watch it.
Ask one of your female friends.
Ask your mom/sister.
very carefully
you don't. movies like this will make you lose faith in women entirely.
how have you not yet
Watching Barbie genuinely reinforced the negative views I've been trying to grow out of.
Why did you watch it? Are you a poof?
I feel for the Goose meme and to see if the criticisms were true. Honestly, if Ken was played by someone other than Ryan, I probably wouldn't have watched it.
>I barely see single women in piblic. I have no fricking clue where they are, where they exist.
I know that feel. Are you a fellow suburbanite, because a lot of the things you say remind me of this hellish levittown, with the bars being 30+ and no young women in sight. Even when I was in college I was rarely around girls since the econ department was a fricking sausagefest, whereas the psychology department was overflowing with young girls.
1. Go to thrift store. Spend $3 on a pink or purple sweater.
2. Tuck it under your arm as you buy tickets to Mission Impossible and concessions.
3. Get water cup from concession stand.
4. (this is the important step) Go into theater playing Barbie.
5. Lay sweater in seat next to you and put water cup. In cup holder
6. Congratulations, you set the scene for where your female companion is sitting.
7. After movie, dump all remaining concessions on floor... It's someone's job to clean this up!
I don't get it.
Concessions? What cinema concedes extra benefits?
Bring a barbie doll with you
How about not watching it and doing something better with your life?
>22
reminder that you’re here forever.
go to a matinee. say you’re there on break. no one gives a frick, dude
Wait for the streaming
it's all mindset. You only think it's weird because you go there explicitly by yourself and are always in your head about it. You wouldn't hesitate if you were a tourist with some time to kill or on a long break
Book an aisle seat and also buy the seat next to you to give yourself a protective buffer. This will let you watch the movie in peace.
Just go to the movie you pussy. I went by myself and had a good time.
It's really no big deal seeing a movie by yourself. I'll probably have to see Napoleon alone in November but I'm not worried about it.
Grown ass man? 22 is the new 16.
>22 year old grown ass man?
if it changes anything, you're practically still 20 due to covid
hes mentally still a teenager, like tons of people and this entire website
You don't, you wait for the webrip
>put on drive jacket
>listen to chromatics tick of the clock as you walk into kinoplex
>walk up to cashier
>make intense eye contact, don't break it once
>dont speak until they do
>"barbie. 1 ticket" DON'T SAY PLEASE I cannot stress this enough
>when they say anything else simply reply "no..." followed by more intense eye contact
>walk past snack counter
>take your seat
>secretly curse yourself because you wanted to order food but didn't want to break the illusion
>real human bean
>american males are so brainwashed they literally go watch movies made for girls
no wonder the homosexual plague is not slowing down in angloamerican countries
know thine enemy
But it isn't just made for girls from what i gather. You could just put away Shrek or Ice Age as a kids movie, and you would be right, but that doesn't mean it can't be entertaining for adults.
Don't shittalk Shrek homosexual.
Don't take that tone with me Anon. First off, i wasn't and secondly, you are way too weak to make threatning posts like this you little cumcollecting anal wart.
open your eyes and look at the screen
Wear a pink shirt and white shorts with sandals. People will just think you're gay and won't pay you any attention
Just go to the theater, but take a notebook and a pen with you. If you are scared people will look at you weird, you can just act like you are reviewing the movie for your company/family newsletter/website or whatever. Just keep in mind there are people that are much older than you walking around with a 'waifu' bodypillow. It could be so much worse, wanting to watch a Barbie movie is very low on the weird meter.
what the frick is a family newsletter
If you have to ask, you'll never know. Some families are strangely close with family days/weekends/newsletters
Barbie.2023.HDCAM.c1nem4.x264-SUNSCREEN
>22
How the hell are you still a virgin at 22 you cringy loser? It's literally impossible to not have had sex by the time you reach your 20's.
Stay inside house, all the time
I'm 25 and a virgin. It doesn't bother me. I've been happy being single and preoccupied with my own stuff for now. It's not like I haven't had girls express interest in me. I don't think I'd feel comfortable hooking up with someone casually, but that's just me. I could've lost it ages ago if I cared enough to.
had a couple opportunities including a girl during my high school days that was very into me inviting me to her house saying her parents are gone and she's all alone but I was always too autistic to take the them. Chose to play minecraft instead
Minecraft is pretty fun to be fair.
dont socialize. simple as
Kys, braindead zoomer
Just go with your "girlfriend", no one will notice since it is dark in the theater
>22
This place has not changed one bit in 10 years when I was 22 and NEET posting on here.
If your theatre does it book the ticket online, then you don't have to walk up to the ticket person and say "One ticket for the barbie movie please" they then also have a ticket pickup, which is usually a machine or they email you and scan a QR code from your phone as you walk in, no one will talk to you cept maybe the ticket scanner to tell you which screen you're in but he wont say the movie name.
Then buy snacks or a drink to look natural OP it is important you do this, don't bring in your own stuff whatever you do, you risk awkward encounters.
After that you're sitting in a dark room where everyone attention is diverted from you.
Just one bonus tip though, book it for a time where kids wont be about, either a school day or late evening, kids are usually the most judgmental and cruel, adults even if they judge you tend to keep it to themselves.
Good luck OP, and enjoy your movie! 🙂
Wait a week and go midday on week day.
>22 year old grown ass man?
youre not a grown ass man at 22 anon. you're grown, yes, and youre also a man, but youre not a "grown man" if you get what i mean. maybe around 28-30.
you go to the cinema, buy a ticket, go in and watch it. literally nobody cares what you do, nobody is paying attention. I swear muh social anxiety is just a function of narcissism.
Thats why i hate normies, they wont tell you the truth because it will expose them as the mammal creatures they are
you should not support movies featuring coalpushers
I've seen this thread posted multiple times using almost the exact sane wording and you homosexuals still fall for it.