So ugh...how do I watch Barbie as a lonely 22 year old grown ass man?

So ugh...how do I watch Barbie as a lonely 22 year old grown ass man?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to the theater and see it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp, what a stupid question. Just go see what you want to see and stop being a pussy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how tho? single men can't just walk in and watch movies by themselves without it being weird

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elaborate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna go on monday and ask for tickets to MI7, Barbie and Oppenheimer all on the same day in order to not seem too weird.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneak into the kinoplex through the secret singles door. Ask Robert where it is

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    on my dick

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22
    Jesus anon you're just a fricking kid. Go meet some chick at a bar and take her to Barbie with you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm already bald and can barely see, will need glasses soon., my beard is also becoming white...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop baiting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I compromised everything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meet some chick at a bar
      You moron normies just don't get it. You can't simply "meet" some chick at a bar if you're a total autist who's still a kissless virgin in his 20s. Everyone around you can sense that you're a total fricking weirdo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I found that girls actually get curious about that and are frequently willing to go on daytime dates in public areas like cinemas or cafes. I've been pity kissed lots of times now, but am still a virgin.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          how tall are you?
          how old?
          what race?
          are you balding?
          >inb4 yeah dude you just gotta be 21yo 6'1 white dude with full head of hair and you'll get dates easily!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            browncel bros, what do we do? genuinely? theres no hope

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone around you can sense that you're a total fricking weirdo
        I've always wondered how they knew... Its like they have a built in radar for that shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't, jesus H christ man get a grip. you have better thinsg to do!!!FACT!!!

      dude seriously, how the FRICK do you meet a girl at a bar these days. first of all the homosexuals won't le me smoke inside. well that's not relevant but still it sucks. anyway all the people at the bars I've been to are actually 30 year old boomer millenial homosexuals (I am 24), most of them are fat. there are like 1 or 2 women in there and they're ALWAYS with someone. I barely see single women in piblic. I have no fricking clue where they are, where they exist. it's frickin over for me. maybe not but it sure feels like it. but I'm gonna try this local hiking club and I guess latin dancing but I heard that the losers (which I guess includes me) have caught on to dancing so I expect a lesson to be 30 virgins 10 couples and zero single females except maybe a couple hamplanets. but they don't even count as human so they don't count as female anyway. FRICK!!!!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're 24 you have to meet girls at colleges/college parties and that kind of thing. If they ask if you go to college just lie, or ignore it and tell the truth, that you wanted to have some fun, doesn't really matter it's the attitude.

        Or places similarly oriented for young people that don't study. Tourist towns and that kind of thing.

        I live in a touristy european city and you see many 18-30 year olds working or visiting, excluding the local girls that go to university which is also a plus.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Go meet some chick at a bar
      This is the boomer dating advice equivalent of giving the boss a firm handshake to get a job.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      >22
      >grown ass man
      I actually burst out laughing

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put on some lipstick and wear pink clothes

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn up with a camera. A dedicated camera, not the camera in your phone. Walk around taking photos of the children saying you're a photojournalist reporting on the response to the film.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go, or she will heem you.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk pretend like you're a movie critic or something
    that you're forced to watch this movie top write about it.
    As Long as you're not creepy nobody's gonna care

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do movie really ask you if you're a movie reviewer if you show up single?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No
        I meant just go in with this mindset to play it off cool

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        When buying your ticket, say "I need to review the Barbie movie. [session time], please.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anyone asks, you review movies and it's your job. You're welcome anon.

      >Cool, may we saw your pervious work?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        *see

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Names Bob, MovieBob!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I-I'm a ghost writer actually

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just say you're there to see the movie? Imagine caring this much about what some random butthole thinks of you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the dumbest post i've ever seen

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          only dumb thing he said was "just say"
          as if you are obligated to talk to randos at the fricking movie theater. other than the cashier

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Caring about what strangers think about you is dumb. No one gives a shit what you're doing anyway.

            [...]
            I meant if someone asked, which they won't.

            This is just factually not true. Other people are observing all the time.
            The cashier will look at me with disgust. The viewers will think about how pathetic I am. They might even make a photo of me.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is literally just in your head bro. Even if they did, who the frick cares what a dipshit cashier thinks. Stop being a weakmind and grow some balls

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most theaters have ticket dispensing machines these days you know. You don't have to interact with anyone unless you go to buy popcorn and soda.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Caring about what strangers think about you is dumb. No one gives a shit what you're doing anyway.

          only dumb thing he said was "just say"
          as if you are obligated to talk to randos at the fricking movie theater. other than the cashier

          I meant if someone asked, which they won't.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy the ticket online or from a machine

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. What are thinking op

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone asks, you review movies and it's your job. You're welcome anon.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a ticket for Oppenheimer then accidentally take the wrong turn

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?
    Just go with your gf moron

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be less lonely and awkward with a pretty girl to take to the movie.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed one of you chuds at my screening of Barbie. I retorted him to the waitress. Me and my friends had a chuckle when she whispered to him and he got up without a word, stared at the floor, and ran out with his arms sticking straight down at the floor.

    I don't even care about you singles but it's always a laugh to out you.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get on Tinder and set up a date and go watch it.
    Ask one of your female friends.
    Ask your mom/sister.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    very carefully

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you don't. movies like this will make you lose faith in women entirely.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how have you not yet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watching Barbie genuinely reinforced the negative views I've been trying to grow out of.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you watch it? Are you a poof?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel for the Goose meme and to see if the criticisms were true. Honestly, if Ken was played by someone other than Ryan, I probably wouldn't have watched it.
          >I barely see single women in piblic. I have no fricking clue where they are, where they exist.
          I know that feel. Are you a fellow suburbanite, because a lot of the things you say remind me of this hellish levittown, with the bars being 30+ and no young women in sight. Even when I was in college I was rarely around girls since the econ department was a fricking sausagefest, whereas the psychology department was overflowing with young girls.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Go to thrift store. Spend $3 on a pink or purple sweater.

    2. Tuck it under your arm as you buy tickets to Mission Impossible and concessions.

    3. Get water cup from concession stand.

    4. (this is the important step) Go into theater playing Barbie.

    5. Lay sweater in seat next to you and put water cup. In cup holder

    6. Congratulations, you set the scene for where your female companion is sitting.

    7. After movie, dump all remaining concessions on floor... It's someone's job to clean this up!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Concessions? What cinema concedes extra benefits?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring a barbie doll with you

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about not watching it and doing something better with your life?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22
    reminder that you’re here forever.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    go to a matinee. say you’re there on break. no one gives a frick, dude

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for the streaming

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's all mindset. You only think it's weird because you go there explicitly by yourself and are always in your head about it. You wouldn't hesitate if you were a tourist with some time to kill or on a long break

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Book an aisle seat and also buy the seat next to you to give yourself a protective buffer. This will let you watch the movie in peace.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to the movie you pussy. I went by myself and had a good time.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really no big deal seeing a movie by yourself. I'll probably have to see Napoleon alone in November but I'm not worried about it.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grown ass man? 22 is the new 16.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22 year old grown ass man?
    if it changes anything, you're practically still 20 due to covid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes mentally still a teenager, like tons of people and this entire website

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, you wait for the webrip

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put on drive jacket
    >listen to chromatics tick of the clock as you walk into kinoplex
    >walk up to cashier
    >make intense eye contact, don't break it once
    >dont speak until they do
    >"barbie. 1 ticket" DON'T SAY PLEASE I cannot stress this enough
    >when they say anything else simply reply "no..." followed by more intense eye contact
    >walk past snack counter
    >take your seat
    >secretly curse yourself because you wanted to order food but didn't want to break the illusion
    >real human bean

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american males are so brainwashed they literally go watch movies made for girls

    no wonder the homosexual plague is not slowing down in angloamerican countries

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      know thine enemy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it isn't just made for girls from what i gather. You could just put away Shrek or Ice Age as a kids movie, and you would be right, but that doesn't mean it can't be entertaining for adults.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't shittalk Shrek homosexual.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't take that tone with me Anon. First off, i wasn't and secondly, you are way too weak to make threatning posts like this you little cumcollecting anal wart.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    open your eyes and look at the screen

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a pink shirt and white shorts with sandals. People will just think you're gay and won't pay you any attention

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to the theater, but take a notebook and a pen with you. If you are scared people will look at you weird, you can just act like you are reviewing the movie for your company/family newsletter/website or whatever. Just keep in mind there are people that are much older than you walking around with a 'waifu' bodypillow. It could be so much worse, wanting to watch a Barbie movie is very low on the weird meter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is a family newsletter

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have to ask, you'll never know. Some families are strangely close with family days/weekends/newsletters

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie.2023.HDCAM.c1nem4.x264-SUNSCREEN

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22
    How the hell are you still a virgin at 22 you cringy loser? It's literally impossible to not have had sex by the time you reach your 20's.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay inside house, all the time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 25 and a virgin. It doesn't bother me. I've been happy being single and preoccupied with my own stuff for now. It's not like I haven't had girls express interest in me. I don't think I'd feel comfortable hooking up with someone casually, but that's just me. I could've lost it ages ago if I cared enough to.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        had a couple opportunities including a girl during my high school days that was very into me inviting me to her house saying her parents are gone and she's all alone but I was always too autistic to take the them. Chose to play minecraft instead

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Minecraft is pretty fun to be fair.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont socialize. simple as

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kys, braindead zoomer

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go with your "girlfriend", no one will notice since it is dark in the theater

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22
    This place has not changed one bit in 10 years when I was 22 and NEET posting on here.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your theatre does it book the ticket online, then you don't have to walk up to the ticket person and say "One ticket for the barbie movie please" they then also have a ticket pickup, which is usually a machine or they email you and scan a QR code from your phone as you walk in, no one will talk to you cept maybe the ticket scanner to tell you which screen you're in but he wont say the movie name.
    Then buy snacks or a drink to look natural OP it is important you do this, don't bring in your own stuff whatever you do, you risk awkward encounters.
    After that you're sitting in a dark room where everyone attention is diverted from you.
    Just one bonus tip though, book it for a time where kids wont be about, either a school day or late evening, kids are usually the most judgmental and cruel, adults even if they judge you tend to keep it to themselves.
    Good luck OP, and enjoy your movie! 🙂

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a week and go midday on week day.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22 year old grown ass man?
    youre not a grown ass man at 22 anon. you're grown, yes, and youre also a man, but youre not a "grown man" if you get what i mean. maybe around 28-30.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you go to the cinema, buy a ticket, go in and watch it. literally nobody cares what you do, nobody is paying attention. I swear muh social anxiety is just a function of narcissism.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats why i hate normies, they wont tell you the truth because it will expose them as the mammal creatures they are

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you should not support movies featuring coalpushers

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen this thread posted multiple times using almost the exact sane wording and you homosexuals still fall for it.

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