>Hank genuinely tries to connect with someone different than himself only to have the gay man bring up homosexualry constantly
It's hard having a gay friend
Sportsball is on the spectrum of homosexualry >OH YEAHH YEEEAAAAH I WANNA SEE BIG MUSCULAR BLACK GUYS IN TIGHTS RUNNING AROUND ALL DAY I hope they don’t dogpile me gooood I wish they wouldn’t haha
I used to try having gay friends when I was younger, but these days I just avoid talking to them whenever I can. Trying to feign enthusiasm over gay shit is too mentally taxing.
I remember watching an episode of the JRE and there was this gay strongman. I like strongman stuff so I was curious. The entire episode was him talking about gay stuff and even worse Joe was the one who kept bringing it up.
Hank is such a straight laced and earnest character and him having to deal with guys like this or subtle humiliations like riding in the back seat and having the kite string keep going on his face
>Bill and Gilbert could have become millionaires if they sold their family BBQ sauce recipe >Gilbert throws a gay fit that Bill is betraying the family despite the fact that Gilbert sold the family estate to be demolished for a water park so a gay frick buddy could set up a poetry newspaper
I just realized, Peggy assumes God is ok with Bill having an orgy with both his kins widows but fricking your cousin is a sin too far?! Should have just fricked all three.
>oh my dear, I'm afraid I'm more familiar with sinners than saints
Best character in the whole series.
>He was a beautiful man. I knew him...briefly
some dark years those were.
>Hank genuinely tries to connect with someone different than himself only to have the gay man bring up homosexualry constantly
It's hard having a gay friend
Sportsball is on the spectrum of homosexualry
>OH YEAHH YEEEAAAAH I WANNA SEE BIG MUSCULAR BLACK GUYS IN TIGHTS RUNNING AROUND ALL DAY I hope they don’t dogpile me gooood I wish they wouldn’t haha
Then why don't gay men watch it?
But you clearly do?
>wants to watch big black guys in tights run around for an hour
>not gay
Anon…
Projection.
they play it
You can't watch anything without thinking about some gay cuck shit can you?
I used to try having gay friends when I was younger, but these days I just avoid talking to them whenever I can. Trying to feign enthusiasm over gay shit is too mentally taxing.
I remember watching an episode of the JRE and there was this gay strongman. I like strongman stuff so I was curious. The entire episode was him talking about gay stuff and even worse Joe was the one who kept bringing it up.
Hmmm, I wonder why Joe was so interested in that?
>I am more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear. And sinners alllllllways look good.
>how long have you been there?
>35 years
makes me laugh every time
To this day I still reflexively say “35 years” whenever someone asks me how long I’ve been doing anything. This bit really stuck with me
burned into my brain forever
>How do the Saints look this year
Unless it's 09, not great
Baskin
Hank is such a straight laced and earnest character and him having to deal with guys like this or subtle humiliations like riding in the back seat and having the kite string keep going on his face
>like riding in the back seat and having the kite string keep going on his face
Fricking kek what a subtle moment to bring up
did you forget to finish your sentence, anon
What episode (code) was this scene from??
Beer can named desire, often thought of as the best episode
tyvm but what was the episode code? Can somebody tell me??
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/subject/King%20of%20the%20Hill%20episodes%20in%20production%20code%20order/page/1/
>88 results
I would have thought it was more
>Bill and Gilbert could have become millionaires if they sold their family BBQ sauce recipe
>Gilbert throws a gay fit that Bill is betraying the family despite the fact that Gilbert sold the family estate to be demolished for a water park so a gay frick buddy could set up a poetry newspaper
I was seething that episode.
You wouldn't get it.
MAH LAWWWD
>One of Bill's blood cousins wanted too frick him
What was her problem?!
>........Dale Gribble
Kek I can just imagine this scene. I never appreciated this episode before now I want to watch it
>I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some étouffée
>throws all the clothes out the window
>Nice weekend Bill?
>Both of them!
I just realized, Peggy assumes God is ok with Bill having an orgy with both his kins widows but fricking your cousin is a sin too far?! Should have just fricked all three.
>bill won't frick them because one might be his cousin
He fricked both of the ones who weren't his cousin. Did you not watch the episode all the way through?
homie, it's been 25 years since I've seen the episode.
Well watch it again, homie.
*35
If your cousin was that attractive and you never see her besides for that one time would you have sexual intercourse with her?
Yes
Yeah I probably would too
So why the frick were they trying to frick Bill so bad, to keep the family going? Also does that mean Bill might have two bastard kids in the world
They wanted to marry and bear children with bill but he fricked it up by fricking both
Saint is aints
We live inside a dream.