So we all agree it was the best movie to come out in 2023, right?

So we all agree it was the best movie to come out in 2023, right?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. it was the point where the franchise finally jumped the shark. almost everything about it was moronic, like the meaningless game of blackjack with the fat jaws from James bond, the gay Russian that repeats his name like Groot, dropping the plot points about the war that's supposedly coming, the suits that magically stop bullets but not arrows and so on. it also doubled down on stupid reddit humor.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LE HECKIN PLOT AND SCRIPT
      have a nice day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I care zero about plot and script and just want to see bad guys die epic style I would just boot up one of a million video games in that genre.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MUH VIDYA
          die

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And yet Wick 4 is basically a fricking videogame.
            Look at the sets - the one in the club and the one at the Champs Elisees are just arena background sets from Tekken games

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >TAKING INSPIRATION FROM OTHER ART FORMS IS... LE BAD
              get murdered

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                so are vidya based or not?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person, even the action sucked. it felt overly long and boring. the worst was the fricking stair scene where Keanu kept falling down. I'm not sure how this homosexual is feared as the babayaga when he needs to constantly be bailed out by his friends. the series had potential but it's clear they blew their load already

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't enjoy slapstick
          You are not a real fan of stunts

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the series had potential but it's clear they blew their load already
          they literally just fired the original writer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the suits that magically stop bullets but not arrows
      This is realistic. Ballistic material uses high-strength fiber cloth to spread out the impact of a bullet, but the point and edge of a blade can slip between the weave of the fabric and cut it open

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As far as I'm concerned there is only one John Wick movie.
    Everything after that is just a cash grab off the back of an unexpected success.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're too soulful to be a cash grab.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good but I enjoyed 3 more, all the scenes with Donnie Yen and the flame gun one were kino.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    will we ever see the extended version i hear rumors about?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too long

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was fine but at the same time the weakest. they fired the OG writer and it shows.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    JW3 was so fricking stupid, I can't imagine ever watching JW4

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point it's like a parody of itself. Easily the weakest one of the 4.

    2>1>3>4

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, indeed

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so far yes
    4 > 2 > 3 > 1, the first movie is still alright but hadn't figured itself out yet stylistically

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and it's not even close.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sound design in this film was legitimately fricking insane. The best I have ever heard.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shooting dudes in the head for 2.5hours

    how much do they pay you people to shill this slop

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A thread about ze baba yoga, muszt be chrisztmasz ja?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat Hitler was the best part of the movie

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely, his laugh is kino too

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beau is Afraid > every other movie so far

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Poseypill is eternal

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was disappointing. Didn't really feel like a continuation of JW3 which I was really looking forward to and it threw suspension of disbelief out of the window.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie had one good scene. What a boring movie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally want my life back. glad this and Suzi have been largely forgotten

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was comically bad. Only the 1st one is worth watching

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